#phil/clint

[therenegadesexualmystic]

Hello it’s me again, the person who keeps thinking I’ve bookmarked AO3 fanfic stories, only to not be able to find them months later.

This is Phlint AU. I forget Clint’s relationship to Fury but I think like Fury’s like a mob leader or something & Clint owes him money so he decides that Clint can work off his debt by working at Phil’s very upscale BDSM boutique. Clint isn’t into BDSM & maybe thinks he’s gonna be paying off his debt on his back, but Phil doesn’t try anything, until of course he does, and Clint has a lot of self revelatory moments.

Natasha & Sam also work in the store. And maybe Steve & Bucky too? I can’t remember.

I coulda sworn I saved it to my Clint/Phil folder, but I went through the whole thing today and couldn’t find it. And the searches were no help (the main thing I hate about AO3 is the inconsistency in tags).

Does this sound familiar?

TÍA

[msilverstar]

Author(s): @pollyrepeat Date updated: 24 Jan 2013 Works in Series: 2,  Words: 28,582 Series Complete: Yes Ratings for all included works: Teen And Up Audiences, Mature Warnings for all included works: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012) Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Brief Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Natasha Romanov, SHIELD ensemble Additional Tags; AU, Origin Story, i come from the jeremy renner school of archery

no summary given

Bookmarker's Notes:

Very 2012 fic, in a good way! Makes the relationship plausible and even sweet.

[kittentf]

Can you get whiplash from reading fics?

Yesterday, I finished a cute series where my current pair are elementary school teachers. I was exhausted and picked a random fic next. Went to start it again this morning with the fluffy but feels school story still in my head just to get smoked in the face with "You’re the one who’s going to water the ground with your blood".

Exhausted me has some explaining to do.

[esqueletosgays]

TERRIFIER 3 (2024)

Director: Damien Leone Cinematography: George Steuber

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

[headcanonthings]

Coulson: I have several questions. Clint, taped to the ceiling: I assure you I can answer none of them.

[sailor-iris]

Black Widow (2014) #6

Art by: Phil Noto

[forcesensitivebantha]

hi. hawks your eye or whatever

[joezy27]

HAWKEYE - "That looks bad."

Black Widow (2014) #6 by Nathan Edmondson & Phil Noto

[andrea-dulko]

Hawkeye Variant Cover Appreciation Post

In order, left to right:

All New Hawkeye (2015 2nd Series) #2C - Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez. Cover by Phil Noto.

All New Hawkeye (2015) #3B - Variant Cover by Annie Wu. Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez.

Hawkeye (2016) #13B - Written by Kelly Thompson. Art by Leonardo Romero. Cover by Michael Walsh.

All New Hawkeye (2015) #2B - Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez. Cover by Kevin Wada.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #2B - Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art by Enid Balam. Cover by Stephanie Hans.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #1D - Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art and Cover by Enid Balam.

All New Hawkeye (2015 2nd Series) #1E - Hip Hop Variant Cover by Sanford Greene. Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #1C - Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art by Enid Balam. Cover by Phil Noto.

Hawkeye Kate Bishop (2021 Marvel) #1ARSENAL - Arsenal Comics and Ssalefish Exclusive Variant Cover by Tony Fleecs and Trish Forstner. Written by Marieke Nijkamp. Art by Enid Balam.

All New Hawkeye (2015 2nd Series) #5B - Written by Jeff Lemire. Art by Ramon K. Perez. Cover by Phil Noto.

Civil War II (2016 Marvel) #3D - Written by Brian Michael Bendis. Art by David Marquez. Cover by Phil Noto. 

Hawkeye vs. Deadpool (2014) #1D. Dynamic Forces Exclusive Variant Cover by Mike Mayhew. Limited to 3,000. Written by Gerry Duggan. Art by Matteo Lolli.

[gunsandspaceships]

How to recognize your friends. Part 2

Part 1.1, Part 1.2

Tony's friends:

Tony:

Part 3

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 3

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[msilverstar]

Author: cooper_west (no Tumblr found) Date: 02 Nov 2013 Chapters: 11/11 (17705 words)  Fandom: The Avengers (2012) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Tony Stark, Nick Fury, Ensemble Additional Tags: Strippers & Strip Clubs, First Time, Blind Character, Bottom Phil Coulson, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer Summary:

Clint never planned on being a stripper, but then he never planned on being blind either.

Bookmarker's Notes:

Fun to see how the characters fit into this stripper AU, and the heat between Clint and Phil is a fabulous slow burn that just gets better.

[scavengerssuccotash]

"Clint did what?!"

Phil sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. “He punched the Russian ambassador.”

Fury twists to look at Natasha who sits primly in Phil’s office chair. She doesn’t look up from where she shapes her nails with a black nail file.

“Don’t look at me, I didn’t ask him too.” Natasha says, innocently.

Fury places his hands on his hips and glares. “Dare I ask what he did to deserve that? I sent you two to warm relations, not set them back fifty years!”

Natasha merely raises an eyebrow before fanning out her fingers, inspecting the almond shape of her nails. Frustrated Fury turns his one eyed glare back onto Phil.

“Well?”

Phil rubs a hand over his mouth, a strange expression crossing over his features. “It seems the Russian Ambassador called Agent Romanoff a…”

“A prostitute.” Natasha cuts in dryly, still filling away at her nails. “To which I reminded him, quite nicely I might add that, that compensation for my services might be looked at favorably should my dear motherland feel so inclined to remedy the past. Mr. Volkov agreed.”

Fury shakes his head. “Agent Romanoff, while it’s an unfortunate turn of phrase you can’t—“

Finally she rises from her chair and crosses her arms. “I don’t have a problem with sex work, Director Fury.”

“Then why—“

Natasha rolls her shoulders, nonchalantly. “Clint thought the suggested sum was low.”

“How much was it?” Fury asks.

Natasha gives him a feral grin. “1.2.”

Fury stares up at the ceiling, wondering not for the first time how the hell he had found himself with Strike Team Delta as Shields golden goose when they act like this. “I’ll go report to the council—“

“Oh, I wouldn’t do that just yet, Director.”

Natasha pats him on the shoulder before handing off her phone. There on the screen is a bank account with 2.5 million. Fury’s mouth drops open in surprise but before he can say anything a rapid succession of honks alert them. Fury and Phil both race to the window and peer out. There in SHIELD’s parking lot, haphazardly parked, was a purple and black 2014 Bugatti.

“Mr. Volkov also offered his car to compensate for the bruised state of Agent Barton’s left hand. In return he hopes for a lighter tariffs and lifted sanctions. I told him we would discuss.” Natasha explains behind them, a touch of pride in her raspy voice. Then she claps her hands together, bringing both of their attention back to her. "Now, if that is all gentlemen I have plans for the rest of my evening!"

And with that Natasha Romanoff departs, grinning wildly. She goes so far as to wiggle her fingers at them through the window in a goodbye wave.

Director Fury can only watch in stunned silence until she skips out of sight. "Did...did Strike Team Delta just extort 2.5 million and Bugatti out of a foreign national, Phil?"

Phil blinks, shocked. "I-I think so!"

“What the hell am I supposed to tell The Council?"

“Oh, that is far above my pay grade sir, but I would suggest being proactive in giving them a promotion.” Phil comments.

Thank you for sending me prompts my dear! @firlalaith I do so hope you enjoy a badass moment from our precious duo.

[emmedoesntdomath]

“rare pair” is such a funny phrase. like. honey. sweetie. babes. is that a challenge? are you challenging me? it feels like a challenge. imma take it as a challenge. I will personally defy that standard, just for you. I will ship it so hard that calling it a rare pair is like calling the sky an ugly forest green with a smiley face for a sun. you scroll through that ao3 feed, it’ll just be me. tumblr tags? I gotchu, bro. pinterest? already there. about to break the internet for this goddamn ship.

[tremorsmackenzie]

There is an unexplored time period in shield where maria, bobbi, may, natasha, isabel hartley, sharon carter, clint and coulson all worked simultaneously at shield and its a crime that we havent seen anything set in it. that literally sounds like the best thing ever.

like, may has nat in her contacts (season 2 i think). come on.

just imagine the snark.