#phil lester Fiction

[reunitedinterlude]

philip, derived from the greek name philippos, meaning ‘fond of horses’

bonus:

[thighguys]

Phan Fic Recs!!

here's a bunch of my absolute favorites for anyone who needs a distraction from the election <3 i will make a second post with shorter ones as well, this post will just be fics that are over 10k

Inheriting Love by Fictropes (22k)- Dan is a lawyer who executes wills in a small town in the English countryside, and Phil's aunt leaves him a house. One of the cutest fics I've read recently tbh, lots of banter and cows<3

Silver Arrows to the Heart by @evermorepeyton (137k, WIP)- How could i POSSIBLY make a rec list without including this masterpiece??? Dan and Phil are Formula 1 drivers, chaos ensues<3 sooooo much fun (and there are some really beautiful cool women in there too, just as a treat)

dancing on the blades (you set my heart on fire) by kishere (123k)- Dan is an amateur figure skater who scores a spot at the famous Lester training gym, where he meets the legendary Phil Lester and of course they fall in love... this one has sooo many cute fetus moments and wonderful cameos from Kath<3 absolutely love it

Like a Bowl of Oranges by cloej88 (@bitchslapblastoids) (47k)- Phil is a filmmaker looking to amplify queer stories in the media, Dan is a ghostwriter who's been writing a memoir on the side, you can guess what happens next. very VERY fun fic, lots of drama and lovely reflection, as well as the softest scenes between them. love this one (and the author :3)

The Odd Uneven Time by @yikesola (20k)- A 2009 fic from Phil's perspective, falling in love with a boy over the Internet. Absolutely WONDERFUL vibes, so so so cute (and it probably happened in real life ahaha)

Live Incidentally by yikesola (37k)- Phil makes novelty t-shirts and Dan buys them :) really funny, also some great Lester family moments

The Pianist Everyone Is Talking About... Is My Husband by @natigail (25k)- Dan is a famous pianist, Phil plays his songs on the radio, but nobody knows that they're actually married. Lots of chaos ensues, crazy fangirls can feel super represented, and Dan laughs at Phil about it all<3 this fic is so funny lol, highly HIGHLY recommend

Kick Me While I'm Down by jerserker (14k)- Dan and Phil join an adult kickball league! Phil just wants to make friends, and Dan... kicks everyone's asses <3 Really funny competitive Dan, fun times honestly :)

missing the obvious by Fictropes (14k)- Dan plays videogames in an anonymous Discord server at night, and during the day he goes to his boring office job and hooks up with his coworker Phil in bathroom stalls... I wonder how these two things could possibly be connected...

Our House by sierradeux (50k)- Dan is a real estate agent, Phil is a Youtube house flipper, they team up to cohost an HGTV renovation special and fall in love. With the house, obviously. But also with each other <3 this is one of my favorites guys I think it should be required reading for everyone on phannie tumblr

maybe this christmas by blackbirddan (13k)- it's November, im allowed to rec christmas fics now, right??? anyway, this one is HUGE for fans of the Lester and Howell families, just so so so soft and sweet and awesome<3

Strictly Come Dancing but make it GAY by natigail (176k)- i mean this one has a pretty self explanatory title... read for super hot dancer Phil, awkward celebrity Dan, and so so so many beautiful outfit and dance descriptions :3 seriously, I wish I could watch this season irl :( this is for sure in my top 3 fics of all time to be so honest

they grew up so nicely, didn't they? by natigail (15k)- Cornelia pov on meeting the boy Phil brought home, and then throughout the years. SO CUTE!!!!! really big for fans of outsider pov (me)

okie dokie<3 i will be making an under 10k rec list as well, so be on the lookout for that one!

[bunshr00m]

this video is just confirming my theory that they're never going to "hard launch" they're just going to get more and more obnoxiously flirty until its literally undeniable

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“I will never forget the 2010's youtube experience”

“If you know you know”

[danrifics]

PhilsLion

A fic in which Dan Howell admits he is PhilsLion on twitter after lying to the Helsinki preshow and saying he wasn’t

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59043421

(pls be nice i haven’t written a fic in many years)

[natigail]

I wanted to see how insane their solo stories from this video looked written out, so please enjoy!

Dan's story "The Dragon Prince"

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Dan from the House of Fire who's motto was "the fire in our ass will never die!" And from Phil, House Amazing, the kingdom of squatting. They were sworn enemies whose houses were at war ever since the great lamp licking incidence. One day, Dan was bathing his fiery drake, Kamala, when he saw a glint in the reflection of his gauntlet. It was a surprise attack from that scallywag Phil! He mounted his dragon and yelled his signature war cry: "ZING!" Phil looked down at the fire kingdom. "Hah, more like squishy kingdom." But before he knew it, Dan was on his tail, he was so close he was practically on his toe. Their beasts, Kamala and Markiplier, released flames at the same time like a torrent of lethal piss. Double K.O. They fell to the ground and lost consciousness. Dan awoke to find Phil's brain stuck in Dan's eye. He shouted, "wow, this is a moist situation." Phil roused gayly. "You saved me," he said. They locked eyes and in that moment, they knew how futile their feud was. They saved each other. Did they have to slay each other? In that moment, Phil felt something skipping down his hips. He swam as hard as he could and suddenly, he felt it, Phil had birthed a beautiful, purple egg. Dan scoffed, "the prophecy is true." "It's our child," Phil said. "The legendary worm and we shall name him Gary." The end.

Phil's story "The Princes"

Once upon a castle in a kingdom called Evony, there were two princing belonging to warring families. Tonight was the last time they would meet before the great battle. Danielo awoke, sword in hand, as he heard a shuffle at the door. Philipus walked into his bedroom wearing a panty. "I didn't mean to disturb you but I thought I should tell you that my father is bringing a dragon to the party and also a large, enchanted hippo. Danielo cried a single tear. "I don't want to die for this stupid family, I just want to be a knight with you and help old ladies cross the street." "Why must we spill blood?" Danielo smirked. "Glory and Amazon coins. Philipus said, "it's our final night together, I thought we could do our favourite activity - twerking. It might make us a bit sweaty but it makes me constipated. As the sun rose, the two knights had fallen asleep in a hay field, using rabbit shit as bedding. This was the morning of the battle, they would be on opposing side. Danielo flew into battle on his dragon Jeff, scanning the skies for his prince Philipus. Philipus raised a sword into the sky as he was silhouetted by the beast. This was not a fair fight. The war had begun. Thousands were being killed. Philipus had a secret weapon, a medieval salami. His best friend flew down from his dragon and approached him. They crossed swords. "I can't do this, Philipus," screamed Danielo. "I want to move to North Korea, start our jobs as Only Phans models." Philipus tried to reason with him but suddenly, Danielo's dragon Jeff started to breath fire at them both. It was so hot, Danielo was on fire. He had one final word for Philipus: "yeee..." as both knights burned to death. They were then eaten by the dragon as a toasty, barbecue snack. They tasted like Takis Fuego. The dragon went on to kill all soldiers and both kings. It ruled the castle in a happy, gay life with his dragon boyfriend, Allisandra, and laid a dragon egg, which he called Kip. They never saw another human again. The princes would always be remembered as the tastiest snacks in the kingdom.

[undonehomework]

the biggest cultural shift since the dan and phil renaissance is actually the ao3 tags going from top!phil x bottom!dan to top!dan x bottom!phil

[manchesterau]

nord - a fan fiction by dan howell

[zackstriker]

Dan hadn’t written vows, but if he had they would’ve sounded something like this:

You showed me I do not need to be perfect to be deserving. In no world do I deserve you, but I hold you in my arms anyway. I know every fingernail, every mole, every firm press of your mouth, every wrinkle. I know the way you won't walk on the grass so as to avoid crushing the clover. In the morning you smell like water vapor and stardust and every tear you cry convinces me that God must be real because the way emotion blooms within you is divine. You oil painting with teeth, you epistolary sunlight, you creature of my own pulse. If God ever did anything right it was forming you from atoms and mud, breaking your rib, and giving you to me. And I, in turn, give myself to you.

When the kiss ended, he ignored all the applause and pressed their foreheads together, took a breath just to feel the hot spring air swell deep in his lungs, tricked himself into thinking he could inhale Phil if he tried hard enough. When they were this close, so close that Dan could count the frail eyelashes that stuck out from Phil’s translucent eyelids, he forgot himself. Dan Howell became a heart without a body.

Read the rest: here

(( my gift for @gamingbeats for the @phandomgiftexchange <3 ))

[buskingalbatross]

fic: one for sorrow, two for joy

dan/phil general rating | christmas, isle of man, 2024

One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five for silver, Six for gold, Seven for a secret never to be told.

(I'm writing seven tiny festive scenes set on the isle of man and posting one a day between now and christmas eve - two chapters are already posted!)

[read on ao3]

[psychedelicvanillabean]

- phil lester, 2024

cc: “oh, inside of you there are two wolves. one is gay, the other is gay”

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[reunitedinterlude]

kingdom of squatting

[thighguys]

Phan Fic Recs #2

this rec list is for fics under 10k!! short but sweet to distract from the utter chaos of the world right now<3

Night In by @antiadvil (2k)- SO SWEET!!! a soft night in the phouse, featuring spaghetti, nail polish, and plenty of kissing<3

be sure to ring the doorbell by frostbitten_cheeks (5k)- Dan is a bored reporter, Phil is a vampire who starts leaving his victims in Dan's kitchen. soooo funny, ft. so many bad puns<3

A Stranger I Know Well by SoManyRegrets (4k)- Phil has a secret boyfriend, and all his friends want to know who it could possibly be... silly but also really sweet <3

Electronics and the Phil's that break them by Fictropes (9k)- Dan is a tech repairman, Phil is a tech destroyer <3 is it on purpose? who can say? one of my favorite shorter fics ever honestly, SO funny

a little bitter, mostly sweet by antiadvil (2k)- Dan is a barista, Phil drinks coffee, and also they're in love <3 SO CUTE!!! i adore this author, they're so good at writing their soft interactions and their fics have such good migraine representation as well (also they're SO sweet ily<3)

rebrand by @dan-whoell (3k)- blonde Phil fic!!!! Phil has a tiny little identity crisis and meets the guy of his dreams<3 really great banter, so cute

Marry Me? by @yikesola (3k)- Dan proposes to Phil via video <3 adore this one, SO cute

the logistics of a sex rod by Fictropes, sierradeux (6k)- crossover of 2 of my favorite authors?? hello???? this is soooo funny and i absolutely love it<3

blind date gone wrong?! (not clickbait) by overmyhead (4k)- Phil gets stood up on a blind date, but somehow he still finds the one <3

holiday by dan-whoell (1k)- they go on holiday in 2010 and in 2024<3 i LOVE THEM!!!

wouldn't it be nice by @possumdnp (3k)- Dan and Phil tour bus bed conversations over the years<3 I ADORE THEM SO MUCH!!!

giant shoutout to antiadvil, possumdnp, and dan-whoell as well because they have SO MANY FICS i can't possibly link them all here. they are ALL great though so i highly recommend checking out their ao3 profiles and reading all their stuff, they absolutely rock<3

[emotoangel]

ready to risk it all for u, 2016 fan fiction authors <3

[cr33p-a-z01d]

what I say: yeah some rpf ships are cool

what I mean: rpf is an extremely complex thing. like yeah I know these relationships probably didn't happen, but what if they did??? sometimes people go too far and that's weird, but when looking at rpf ships from an outside perspective years later, it give insight into what was happening that time regarding homophobia. were people supportive? were they homophobic? were people forced into hiding their true selves because they were scared of what was gonna happen? *cough cough* DAN AND PHIL *cough cough*. rpf, especially queer rpf, gives young queer children online who have probably never had any real exposure to queer media, an outlet to express their sexuality and sense of self. AND ANOTHER THING-

[prettysymbiosis]