#phan fic

[thighguys]

Phan Fic Recs!!

here's a bunch of my absolute favorites for anyone who needs a distraction from the election <3 i will make a second post with shorter ones as well, this post will just be fics that are over 10k

Inheriting Love by Fictropes (22k)- Dan is a lawyer who executes wills in a small town in the English countryside, and Phil's aunt leaves him a house. One of the cutest fics I've read recently tbh, lots of banter and cows<3

Silver Arrows to the Heart by @evermorepeyton (137k, WIP)- How could i POSSIBLY make a rec list without including this masterpiece??? Dan and Phil are Formula 1 drivers, chaos ensues<3 sooooo much fun (and there are some really beautiful cool women in there too, just as a treat)

dancing on the blades (you set my heart on fire) by kishere (123k)- Dan is an amateur figure skater who scores a spot at the famous Lester training gym, where he meets the legendary Phil Lester and of course they fall in love... this one has sooo many cute fetus moments and wonderful cameos from Kath<3 absolutely love it

Like a Bowl of Oranges by cloej88 (@bitchslapblastoids) (47k)- Phil is a filmmaker looking to amplify queer stories in the media, Dan is a ghostwriter who's been writing a memoir on the side, you can guess what happens next. very VERY fun fic, lots of drama and lovely reflection, as well as the softest scenes between them. love this one (and the author :3)

The Odd Uneven Time by @yikesola (20k)- A 2009 fic from Phil's perspective, falling in love with a boy over the Internet. Absolutely WONDERFUL vibes, so so so cute (and it probably happened in real life ahaha)

Live Incidentally by yikesola (37k)- Phil makes novelty t-shirts and Dan buys them :) really funny, also some great Lester family moments

The Pianist Everyone Is Talking About... Is My Husband by @natigail (25k)- Dan is a famous pianist, Phil plays his songs on the radio, but nobody knows that they're actually married. Lots of chaos ensues, crazy fangirls can feel super represented, and Dan laughs at Phil about it all<3 this fic is so funny lol, highly HIGHLY recommend

Kick Me While I'm Down by jerserker (14k)- Dan and Phil join an adult kickball league! Phil just wants to make friends, and Dan... kicks everyone's asses <3 Really funny competitive Dan, fun times honestly :)

missing the obvious by Fictropes (14k)- Dan plays videogames in an anonymous Discord server at night, and during the day he goes to his boring office job and hooks up with his coworker Phil in bathroom stalls... I wonder how these two things could possibly be connected...

Our House by sierradeux (50k)- Dan is a real estate agent, Phil is a Youtube house flipper, they team up to cohost an HGTV renovation special and fall in love. With the house, obviously. But also with each other <3 this is one of my favorites guys I think it should be required reading for everyone on phannie tumblr

maybe this christmas by blackbirddan (13k)- it's November, im allowed to rec christmas fics now, right??? anyway, this one is HUGE for fans of the Lester and Howell families, just so so so soft and sweet and awesome<3

Strictly Come Dancing but make it GAY by natigail (176k)- i mean this one has a pretty self explanatory title... read for super hot dancer Phil, awkward celebrity Dan, and so so so many beautiful outfit and dance descriptions :3 seriously, I wish I could watch this season irl :( this is for sure in my top 3 fics of all time to be so honest

they grew up so nicely, didn't they? by natigail (15k)- Cornelia pov on meeting the boy Phil brought home, and then throughout the years. SO CUTE!!!!! really big for fans of outsider pov (me)

okie dokie<3 i will be making an under 10k rec list as well, so be on the lookout for that one!

[zackstriker]

“What are you thinking about?” Phil asks, chlorine trailing down the brushstroke curve of his long, lean neck. Ivory and charming and all his, his, his.

Dan wants to say, every brutal thing I have ever wanted to do to you. The asthmatic ‘I Love You’s that keep getting caught deep in my lungs. How even under a full-toothed sun you are bright enough to chemically alter the cells of my skin. You sick form of radiation. You lovely sunburn of a man.

“If you were an animal figurine what animal would you be?” He says instead.

Read the rest: Here.

[ratzinmybasement]

Medieval Dip and Pip is something special to me. This piece took me 19 hours to complete but since I see them tomorrow I got a burst of inspo to finish it. Was listening to this song while making most of it 👇 @amazingphil @danielhowell

[hips-dont-lieculosis]

Ok I had a thought, I feel like dan and Phil’s relationship with the phandom at this point is like sitcom “were secretly together but we can’t let our friends know” vibes and we are the friends. They think that they’re doing a great job at hiding it because they’re saying they’re friends and they tease each other all the time and pretend that they’re sooo annoyed by the other, but really everyone knows what’s going on and we’re just waiting for them to actually say it so we’re not beating them to the punch, and then when it finally is revealed it’s gonna be a “we love you guys and we’re so happy and proud of you for telling us but…. We knew”, also I feel like this would make a great fan fic

[cozyfoxy]

I truly think Dan and Phil have a love that most of us will never be lucky enough to understand. They’re best friends, you can tell by how they talk to each other, their inside jokes, weird antidotes and how they laugh freely. They’re business partners, I mean seriously look at all they’ve accomplished not only together, but separately. They’re soulmates, sure, Dan doesn’t believe in soulmates but I do, and damn, they are the literal definition of the word. It doesn’t even matter if they’re lovers or not, their lives are so carefully intertwined together, they love each other so wholeheartedly. It’s absolutely beautiful.

Watching them no longer be careful on camera, no longer panic about what they do or say to the Phans is beautiful. When I think of fate, I can’t help but think of Dan and Phil. Maybe that’s a big reason why I love them so much; their love reminds me that some connections that feel completely by chance, are really meant to be. Just think of who you would be if your life hadn’t been touched by Dan and Phil. They were meant to be, in whatever form they are. They were always meant to make a great impact.

[llama-sidekick]

My thoughts on the video:

- why is it so in character that Dans first story is enemies to lovers

- I want that heirs of different kingdoms to lovers story now, but good

- yes large enchanted hippo wins

- forbidden love I see what they like in a story now

- what about heirs of different kingdoms to forbidden lovers

- "his prince" 😭 how is Phil so babygirl even in his own fiction

- "best friend" yes we know what thats the code for

- how come Dan gives is mpreg and Phil gives us tragic lovers dying AND HOW IS THAT SO OPPOSITE AND YET SO FITTING TO THEM

- "lets be the chosen one together" actually fair trope I want to write this

- but not like this

- "scared and throbbing" 😭

Please tell me your thoughts I cant tank this on my own

[r1caner]

when the train came it was so big and powerful

rated E | oneshot | 6.4k words

It is 2009, and things are going to change. Dan thinks so, anyway.

a dnp fic for the 15th 19th of october.

[phanartist]

Did you write ‘The Hat Fic’? 🐹👒

[echoghost1]

Side Hoes Week 2023: Day 01 - Tucker

Title: Bad Time For A Live Stream

Summary: Tucker was new to streaming but was doing pretty well for himself. Then he got interrupted.

Word Count: 544

Warnings: blood/ecotplasm, injury

I used this prompt from @danphanwritingprompts

You can read on AO3 and down below the cut

“What’s up Gamers! FryerTuck here welcoming you to another round of Doomed!” Tucker greeted his webcam and a handful of viewers. “Today I’m going to try to find the rumored loot on level 15.”

He started streaming recently for a couple of reasons, one, it was a fun excuse to get better at the game, and two, you could get paid.

It was mostly reason number two.

It did take him a bit to get any traction, aka any viewers at all and then a little longer for anyone to start paying, but he was really getting into the groove of it now.

He even had a couple of fans and a dedicated mod for the chat.

It felt like he had something that was his. A special little thing just for him.

It was nice.

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Tucker was in the zone. He was making great progress in the game and keeping up with the chat. Everything was perfect. 

So, of course, that's when something, correction, someone, crashed through his bedroom window.

Tucker nearly jumped out of his seat at the noise only to actually scramble out of it when he saw who it was.

Danny, in his ghost form, was a heap on the floor, struggling to get up and bleeding ectoplasm everywhere. 

Tucker tossed his headphones off and ran to Danny's aid, "oh my god dude, what happened?"

Danny looked up at him and somehow that made it worse. "It’s not healing."

Yeah, that was bad.

"Okay, um, we really need to get you away from this glass. Can you walk?"

Danny tried to get up but failed. The audible splat when he landed didn’t help.

Tucker closed his eyes and took a breath, now was not a time to be squeamish. 

"Can you float?"

"Nothing's working." Danny pushed himself back up to his knees shaking the whole time before locking eyes with him again, "it hurts."

"It’s gonna be okay. I'm gonna help you up and let's try and get you to the bathroom, ready?"

"Okay." 

Tucker felt his heart break hearing Danny be in pain like this. 

Usually, ghost fights don't hurt him. Or at least they don't seem to anyway. Whatever this is, it's bad.

Tucker carefully helped Danny upright and it was clear he couldn't stand on his own. Luckily, picking up Danny is not hard and it's even easier in his ghost mode.

"You know what, I'm just gonna carry you."

Danny just whined in response as he nuzzled into Tucker’s shoulder. 

With Danny now in Tucker’s arms bridal style, he now realized he had a new problem. He wasn’t going to be able to open his door.

"Crap. Okay um, new plan. You go here." Tucker placed Danny on his bed and tried not to think about the mess his sheets were going to become, "and I'll be right back with the first aid kit."

He hated that Sam was right. He really needed one in his room.

After a quick pit stop to the bathroom to grab supplies and wash his hands, he was back in his room. The door now locked.

He felt like he was forgetting something, but couldn’t for the life of him figure out what it was.

Then he saw his computer.

[transdimensional-void]

Might I offer you TATINOF tour bus sick/comfort fic in these trying times? 🥺

[mysticscorpia]

Phantom of the Opera

FLUFF WEEK 2024 ENTRY

An Angel's Confidant

Christine faces challenges during her time at the Opera House, however her Angel is always there to comfort her. But will they be able to bridge the rift caused by their past misfortunes?

-> Erik/Christine

-> 5, 701 k

Thanks for reading!! 🥰

[thighguys]

Phan Fic Recs #2

this rec list is for fics under 10k!! short but sweet to distract from the utter chaos of the world right now<3

Night In by @antiadvil (2k)- SO SWEET!!! a soft night in the phouse, featuring spaghetti, nail polish, and plenty of kissing<3

be sure to ring the doorbell by frostbitten_cheeks (5k)- Dan is a bored reporter, Phil is a vampire who starts leaving his victims in Dan's kitchen. soooo funny, ft. so many bad puns<3

A Stranger I Know Well by SoManyRegrets (4k)- Phil has a secret boyfriend, and all his friends want to know who it could possibly be... silly but also really sweet <3

Electronics and the Phil's that break them by Fictropes (9k)- Dan is a tech repairman, Phil is a tech destroyer <3 is it on purpose? who can say? one of my favorite shorter fics ever honestly, SO funny

a little bitter, mostly sweet by antiadvil (2k)- Dan is a barista, Phil drinks coffee, and also they're in love <3 SO CUTE!!! i adore this author, they're so good at writing their soft interactions and their fics have such good migraine representation as well (also they're SO sweet ily<3)

rebrand by @dan-whoell (3k)- blonde Phil fic!!!! Phil has a tiny little identity crisis and meets the guy of his dreams<3 really great banter, so cute

Marry Me? by @yikesola (3k)- Dan proposes to Phil via video <3 adore this one, SO cute

the logistics of a sex rod by Fictropes, sierradeux (6k)- crossover of 2 of my favorite authors?? hello???? this is soooo funny and i absolutely love it<3

blind date gone wrong?! (not clickbait) by overmyhead (4k)- Phil gets stood up on a blind date, but somehow he still finds the one <3

holiday by dan-whoell (1k)- they go on holiday in 2010 and in 2024<3 i LOVE THEM!!!

wouldn't it be nice by @possumdnp (3k)- Dan and Phil tour bus bed conversations over the years<3 I ADORE THEM SO MUCH!!!

giant shoutout to antiadvil, possumdnp, and dan-whoell as well because they have SO MANY FICS i can't possibly link them all here. they are ALL great though so i highly recommend checking out their ao3 profiles and reading all their stuff, they absolutely rock<3

[zackstriker]

also OMG you wrote angelfish!!! i fucking adore angelfish, it's so gorgeous!!!!!

i did write angelfish!! 😭😭😭💛💛💛 thank you so much!!! it was a fun little story i enjoyed very much writing (fun fact i wrote almost all of it on my phone while taking a bubble bath).

I’ve got a dan-centered fic that takes place during their recent holiday written up right now, it just needs a lot of editing and i’m lazy and also have to write stories for my workshops for school now. but maybe one day i will post that!

here’s a sneak peek at the dan fic as a thank you for your kind asks 💛💛💛:

“when phil was unconscious dan wanted to wrap him in his arms, tell him,

I’ll be your blood flow, your diagnosis, i’ll be your hedonism. you are the greatest consequence to ever happen to me.

but phil didn’t happen to people. he didn’t inflict himself. wouldn’t know how to cause damage if it ground itself into his ribs.

not like the earthquake that was dan howell.”

[milomilesmib]

Call me uncultured but I didn't know Phil and Dan were actual people. I only knew them from the Phan fics (namely the hat fic) (DO NOT READ THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES I DON'T CARE HOW STRONG YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THOSE FICS) and now knowing that they're actual people I'm like. What. Who the hell wrote a fanfic THAT vile about REAL people. Do Phil and Dan know? Or are they oblivious? I really hope they're oblivious because if someone wrote something like that about ME I would simply die.

[home-of-renn]

Sam loved spending time at the Addam's abode. She loved the shadows that lurk at her back and the dark gloomy clouds that perpetually linger. She loved the sound of the creaking staircase and the murder of crows that nest in the cemetery out front.

She loved Thing's stash of macabre poetry and uncle Fester's giddy sense of humour and Lurch's talent for playing the piano. She loved Morticia's grace and allure - the exact opposite of her own mother's saccharine poise.

But out of all the members of the Addams family, it's Grandmama Frump who's got a special place in the depths of Sam's inky black heart

She positively adored the batty old witch, who had a wide array of hobbies and interests. From cooking and knitting to witchcraft and candle making, she was a woman of many talents.

Sure, she had one or two screws loose, but Sam had been hanging around the Fenton's since second grade and the Addamsses don't store ghosts in soup thermoses.

Grandmama Frump kept marbles and mothballs in her pockets and was a serial collector who loved showing off. She'd once shown Sam her collection of prosthetic eyes, and when asked where, why and how, she'd replied that many of them had been gifted to her by a long-distance ex-boyfriend who'd lived in France.

She had piles and piles of books, many of which were coated in dust and at least a few centuries old. She had books on farming, sewing, child-rearing, sword fighting, fencing, herbology, sailing, tragedies and more. She had books on hexes and curses and brewing potions and poisons. Sam was particularly entranced by an ancient book bound in leather and filled with detailed drawings of plants, little creatures with pointy teeth and rhymes that could cure boils and headaches. It had been written by a young woman who'd been burned at the stake and Grandmama Frump claimed to have traded for it with a pair of good shoes and a bezoar from the stomach of a goat.

She was a fountain of knowledge, insisting upon teaching Sam how to whittle and speak in tounges. Most times Sam would find her hunched over a bubbling cauldron with fistfuls of dried herbs and an array of ornate daggers at her disposal.

She taught Sam how to wrap a broken bone, treat a rotten tooth and make a poultice to soothe blood blossom burns.

She had a tendency to lose her dentures and howl during full moons. She wore rings on every finger, each one of them carrying a different family curse.

She'd sit the whole family down by the fireplace and regal them with absurd tales and grim encounters, most typically dissolving into nonsense and rambles around halfway through.

She had a habit of slipping things into people's pockets when they weren't paying attention. From hard candies wrapped in parchment to little coloured vials filled with lethal concoctions. Sam once found a green vial the of colour jade, no bigger than the nail on her thumb, nestled into the folds of a scarf she had worn the entire afternoon and hadn't taken off once. Now she has an entire windowsill lined with odd little trinkets and colourful little bottles with corked lids and murky contents - the only pop of colour in her dark and dreary bedroom.

Tucker complained about the smell of incense and smoke, but Sam still carried around the bundle of twine and wax that was tied tight with a blood red string - a protection charm for her and her friends. She took it wherever she went and it never left her pocket, for Grandmama Frump had made her swear to never be without it.