#phight club 2020

[lexosaurus]

Lexx pray tell what is Phantom Phight Club?

OHOHOHO

I'm so glad you came to me. Let me take you on a little story of our Phandom History.

So the tl;dr is that it's a Danny Phantom shitposting tournament. There are 64 entrants who go head to head over 6 rounds. It's a stereotypical tournament style, so head to head rounds until there is just one final Phight Club Champion.

The history of this epic tournament is that in 2018, @ectopusses and @raycr0ak (formally rayhoosier) challenged me to an epic phight behind the Denny's. We trash talked for a while before @dannyphandump (aka Tali) started a Betting Booth on me vs ectopusses, which was then coined as an official phight.

After the idea gained popularity, Tali made a post to see if people wanted to set up a genuine, Hunger Games style shitpost tournament. @catalystofthesoul then set up how the tournament would work, and Tali and Vic (@babypop-phantom) then worked to bring it all together for January 2019.

2019 came with the FIRST Phight Club. @reallydumbdannyphantomaus won, @heyheyitsstillgay came in second, and I came in third.

Here are some amazing examples of the hilarity to come out of this event.

An incredible Danny outfit change by @heyheyitsstillgay

A Conlang Ghost Speak I made in one day

Danny reveals himself via snapchat by @punkhalfghosts

Danny cooks an egg by @reallydumbdannyphantomaus

2020 came next, and it was another slam dunk year. @ecto-american won, @auroraphantasma came in second, and @grimgrinningghoul came in third.

2020 also had some fantastic content:

A Clockwork Animation by @auroraphantasma

This Fenton Washer/Dryer Infomercial by @half-dead-half-wit

The time Danny convinced everyone he was being kinned by @grimgrinningghoul

When Vlad revealed himself by becoming Butch Hartman by @lumanae

So then 2021 came, and unfortunately both Tali and Vic needed a break. The events were always massive and involved essentially two full months of festivities, including art making, ghostsonas, oneshots showcasing epic battles, fake jobs and fake workdays, and more. Then 2022 came and went with no phight club even mentioned.

At this point, many of us just assumed that Phight Club was a thing of the past. A fun little thing we participated in for a few years that had stayed in that era of the phandom along with the famous Apocalypses and other meme-y events.

Well that was, until Last Night where Vic mysteriously posted this ominous flickering Denny's sign, the first peep this blog has had in the past few years.

Then shortly after, they changed their header to say this.

So is a Phight Club 2023 in the works?

Are we going to get an epic reunion?

Well, let's find out.

[ecto-american]

what was the inspiration for your blog name?

In Million Dollar Ghost, the ghost vultures that work for Vlad tell Jack and Maddie, “Actually ‘ghosts’ is a bit insensitive. We prefer the term ‘ecto-americans’”. I honesty thought it was a super funny and under appreciated quote/joke.

It’s also the fully meaningish behind my blog title/beginning description, and the joke that got played out within my ghostsona during Phight Club in 2020.

[heyheyitsstillgay]

Danny didn't die so people could assume he was straight. That's, the worst backstory anyone's thought of for him.

And now Elmer's going to vibe check him into oblivion, smh Valerie I can't believe you've done this.

[half-dead-half-wit]

𝙁𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙒𝙚𝙨. (𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘, 𝙞 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬)

[danthectoman]

Danny, raising his hand: Sorry Mr. Lancer, but I need to go right now immediately.

Lancer: And why might that be this time, Mr. Fenton.....

Danny, without hesitation: My refrigerator's running.

Lancer: I sure hope it is. But, knowing your family, your fidge may ACTUALLY kill someone. You may go, I suppose.

Sam and Tucker in the back: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!!

[auroraphantasma]

Local nerd, may or may not be high, theorizes Phantom was Sans.mow

[shinyspooks]

Danny: Mr. Lancer, I’m sorry dude, but I just got a notification on my phone and it seems like the government has confiscated me so I’ve gotta go break myself out.

Lancer: But you’re sitting in my class???

Danny, leaving through a 2nd story window: Not anymore I’m not.

[phandomphightclub]

Phandom Phight Club Presents: the 2020 bracket!!! GO CRAZY GO STUPID

Click to enlarge, or check under the cut for the round 1 matchups:

bibliophilea vs. lumanjasmineblogs43ae phan-pheeking-tastic vs. planetgalactica artistically-gay vs. grimgrinningghoul halfaqueen vs. averyphandomninjaukalele whosvladagain vs. kinglazrus roseyyglass vs. eekwhatthehellisthat em-sta vs. dannyphantomisameme shinyspooks vs. wastefulreverie

greeneyeswhitehair vs. dalv-co-official d-o-t-s vs. reallydumbdannyphantomaus ectopusses vs. auroraphantasma axoltheaxolatolqueen vs. ectolights aedelia vs. heyheyitsstillgay zelandiangelo vs. duckapus imdepressedanditshows vs. phantomphangphucker plazmawulf vs. phantomroyalty

voidetrap vs. canofspooks dantheectoman vs. spacegravedoodles jl-artsandcreations vs. roseverdict ecto-american vs. ceciliaspen ohgodwhyisitreal vs. spookyscaryphantoms going-dead vs. ifellbecausegravity what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me vs. gosteon ectoblast vs. fandoms-are-for-always

q-goregous vs. fruity-hub-blog ghostgothgeek vs. five-rivers horrendoushag vs. half-dead-half-wit phantombreadproject vs. ebonyheartnet ghostchild-whelp-dipstick-spook vs. qling-qhost pipermasters vs. katphantom69 lumanae vs. confusedandghostly imperfection-at-itsfinest vs. lexosaurus

[phantomroyalty]

Danny : Mr Lancer I need to leave right now this ad says hot single girls want to meet me!

Danny returning to class : Mr Lancer my identity was stolen!

2nd Danny, who is actually the shape shifter ghost, right behind him : My name's Billy! I'm a human boy!

[ifellbecausegravity]

Danny, trying to hide his ghost sense behind his hand: Mr. Lancer, can I please be excused? I need to-  

Lancer: F A H R E N H E I T  4 5 1 !  Mr. Fenton, are you vaping in here?

Danny: What? No I- I mean, yes?

Lancer: *defeated sigh* Mr. Fenton, just… get out of my classroom. I’ll see you in detention.

Danny, already running out of the door: Yes, Mr. Lancer! Bye, Mr. Lancer!

[ectolights]

Vlad, during a townsmeeting: And in agreement for funding the city's new anti-ghost defense systems, I must make the request (and by that I mean it will happen or else) that the dashing specter known commonly as the Wisconsin Ghost, and more formally as the villainous and very rich and successful Vlad Plasmius, be hereby exempt from the ectosignature recognition software, so that I - I mean, he - will not be targeted by the weapons and put to harm. Can't have this much plastic surgery and hair implants go to waste - I mean, I'm sure the ghost means no harm to the citizens at large and I only want to rule you all. He. He wants to rule you all. I am actively a threat and the ghost system only targets Danny Phantom.

[lexosaurus]

google forms APPARENTLY has a character limit of only FOUR THOUSAND characters for its “long response” which is approximately ONLY FOUR PAGES of movie script ugh this is a future atroxity of epic proportions 

[five-rivers]

Danny, sleep deprived half-dead teenage superhero: Mr Lancer, may I be excused?

Mr Lancer, the only teacher in Casper High: Why?

Danny: I have to take a test.

Mr Lancer: What test?

Danny: English.

Mr Lancer: ...

Mr Lancer: This IS English.

Danny: *Shrieks in ghost and jumps out the window*

Mr Lancer: Oh, THAT English.

[heyheyitsstillgay]

The front page on the next day's newspaper shocks all, as "It Is Revealed That Mayor Masters Is An Adult Virgin Who Cannot Spell Raisen"

[half-dead-half-wit]

"Mŕ.̢ Lanc̡er͘,͡ ̕the̵ matr͞i̢x ͏i̢s̕ glìtching ̧and ͘I’͡m̷ cl͢i͡pp̀in͢g͜ thro̧ugh ̡the̶ fl̶oo͢r̕ a͠g҉a̡in̵, ͠m̕a̡y҉ I be ex̴c̶used͝?"

- Danny, T-posing whilst waist-deep in the floor.

[ghostsray]

“Mr. Fenton, why are you late?”

“Sorry, Mr. Lancer. But on my way to school today, I saw a lemonade stand. So I walked up to the lemonade stand, and I said to the man running the stand, “Hey! Got any grapes?” The man said, “No, we only sell lemonade. But it’s cold, and it’s fresh, and it’s all home-made. Can I get you a glass?” I said, “I’ll pass.” Then I waddled away.”

“So, you were late because…”

“Hold on, I’m not done yet. The very next day, the same thing happened. I walked up to the lemonade stand and asked the man for grapes. The man said, “No, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade. Okay? Why not give it a try?” I said, “Goodbye.” Then I--”

“Can you please get to the point?”

“So I repeated this for a few days. He always said no, and I went to school. But today, the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh, he laughed for a while. He said, “Come on, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.” So we walked to the store, and the man bought some grapes. He gave one to me and I said, “Hmm...no thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store...has any lemonade?”

“...”

“The man beat me up, which is why I’m injured.”

@phandomphightclub