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[emonetmon815]

"Oh Starlight. It was always you."

[dunkreg]

Coraline Clara, William Bennett, and Luis Karbea

Coraline and William are childhood friends who were born in England, One day, William was invited to Pavillonia Academy, forcing to leave his old life behind for now. He meets and instantly befriends a lonely Luis who claim to be French. William and Luis became close until the 2nd year, when Coraline was invited to the Academy, and he can finally be reunited with her. Coraline and Luis were against each other before making peace, and deciding to be William’s Golden Guards. (William being the Gold and them being the Guards) 

The trio grew to be close and made the secret adventure group, called : The Runaways.

1/21/2023

[marshmallowprotection]

Bora successfully convinces Harley that the Joker is trash, so after she punches the Joker Harley v publically dumps him to go be with Ivy (as in all the best continuities), comically declaring that they are "taking custody of the kids" who now have 2 more very strange parental figures in their life. Harley and Ivy occasionally show up with odd presents for things like birthdays and holidays, hijinks ensue.

Batman: And, how, exactly. Did you manage to convince Harley to leave?

Bora, eyes twinkling: What, like it's hard? C'mon, Batman, maybe you should sit down and we can talk this out. You might benefit to hear from my Dad, Jumin! He taught me how to negotiate!

GUYS. YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH THIS BATMAN AU. I'M THRIVING.

[vaspider]

I was wondering if you could give some details on the materials in the Martin Boots? I couldn't find it specified in the site description, sorry. I'm specifically looking towards if there are any animal ingredients since I'm vegan, and also if you had any ideas on water resistance level since chances of walking through snow is becoming more of a consideration in wardrobe choices these days. Thanks!

They’re printed canvas & rubber; there are no animal products to the best of my knowledge and the current materials list. :) I don’t make them so I won’t guarantee it’ll never ever change, but, as of right now, they’re vegan. I know that’s an equivocating response, but I am pretty careful making statements about things I don’t personally make.

As far as waterproofing, they’re nylon canvas. I’d probably hit them with a round of Scotchguard for better waterproofing, just to be on the safe side. If our customers who have worn them more than I have want to chime in, that’d be great!

[myautisticpov]

phifalling replied to your post “Whenever someone tries to use their autism as an excuse for sexism, I...”

Ooh, I'm curious, who was that, I'm always looking for more public autistic people?

Dan Harmon, one of the co-creators of Rick and Morty.

[wetwareproblem]

phifalling replied to your post “butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: rogueoftimeywimeystuff: ...”

Y'all are amazing and sound like the BEST friendship group

Oh, honey...

[thenugking]

phifalling said: “he’s… A mistake, but one you might enjoy making” savage af Cole

“Go have a one night stand with a rock star. regret it afterwards. write a song about it. the song will make people happy. See, I’m Helping.”

[shapeshiftersvt]

Hi I might be missing something obvious but I don't see a regular soft bra option on your site and I definitely remember you having one! Same goes for skirts, do you no longer stock things that aren't binders? Just wondering, I'm planning on making my first order soon and was hoping to add a soft bra to it for when binding is too much. Thanks for all you do by the way, with the giveaways and making binding cute instead of dour and vaguely shameful.

Hello! You totally didn’t miss anything: we just turned our Storenvy store into our space for all soft bras, skirts, tanks and accessories!

Thanks so much for writing. 

-Ark

[abyssruler]

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THE ADEPTI’S GUIDE ON HOW TO NOT CATCH FEELINGS FOR THE STRANGE MORTAL WHO HAS A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOUR PSEUDO-DAD

step two: should step one fail

pairing: xiao x fem!reader

summary: ever since you were a child, you had sworn to everyone you’ve ever met that one day you’re going to marry rex lapis, and never once has your resolve wavered. so why is your heart suddenly doing gymnastics whenever that weird adeptus fellow shows up?! he should be helping you get with rex lapis, not trying to be cute with that little happy face he makes as he takes a bite off the almond tofu you made him!

note: fem!reader, slight crack, comedy, reader is a dumbass and xiao is moronsexual that’s it that’s the fic, lumine and hu tao being wingmen, every playable character in liyue appears at some point, reader is the biggest rex lapis simp, and no you don’t know that zhongli is rex lapis

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You were eleven when you first heard of the Vigilant Yaksha.

It was Xinqiu with his nose always in a book who told you about him, one of Rex Lapis’s most loyal adepti.

“Why’s he called a vigilante?” He sounded like one of those delinquents from the elders’ tales to keep children from being unruly. Not that it ever stopped you from doing what you wanted.

“Vigilant,” Xingqiu corrected you without looking up from his book. “And it’s said that he is one of the reasons why Liyue remains at peace in this era. The remains of the gods slain by Rex Lapis during the Archon war left residues that preyed on the people of Liyue. There were originally five great yakshas, but now only one remains.”

“Huh,” was all you could say at the time. “That’s kinda sad.”

“It is very sad. Legends say he will continue to be tormented by the weight of the gods’ residue until the end of his time.”

You rolled your eyes at his dramatics. “Geez, you sound so ominous. How about you stop reading and actually help me with picking which one of these cor lapis is the real deal, nerd.”

“None of these are real. The merchant is trying to scam you.”

“What?!” You turned a glare to the fraud of a merchant who had the guts to deny that his wares were fake.

And the matter of the Vigilant Yaksha was put out of your mind, never lingering on the tale of the lonely adeptus—at least, not until nine years later when you’re sitting on the base of Rex Lapis’ statue that’s covered in the blood of a stranger.

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[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

@love-bites-but-so-do-i @phifalling We do have fun.

[dunkreg]

Introduction

Hello, my name is Dunkan Kraig.

If you have heard from my other account then you probably already know who i am and my purpose (sort of).

I run Phifall Universe’s Pavillonia Academy, and i’ll be talking and posting about them. Pavillonia Academy is a story about teenagers that are invited to a special academy, and slowly learn the truth about the academy, a kingdom, and the history of Hovrina.

i hope you stick around, dear viewer.

- Dunkan Kraig

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

@phifalling omg, ben and jerry’s always totally rocks 

NEW YORK SUPER FUDGE CHUNK

[itsjules-here]

@phifalling

Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas.

[myautisticpov]

phifalling replied to your post “Any other autistic people have sensory issues with stretch marks?...”

Yes! And unlike normal scars, which for me tend to be hypertrophic, they're hypotrophic which I hate

I hate both, but normal scars are so much smaller. Like, I have two surgical scars and one from falling off a bike, and they are also itchy and sore, but they’re just three little lines. Stretch marks are, like, everywhere.

[transsliime]

@phifalling I have a couple smooth slimes atm! I have a blue Marshmallow and a pink bubblegum that's lightly scented- any other ones you want to see? I'm thinking about making some cool pigment colored ones with glitter and maybe even glow in the dark pigments to make them cool! @sparkle-heart the hard thing with that is parfait slimes is that they mix in shipping and I'd hate to send something sub par out. :'(

[itsjules-here]

@phifalling its u!!!!

The ASL sign for “nonbinary” is nearly identical to “phoenix” so all nonbinaries are mytical, immortal, beautiful creatures sorry I don’t make the rules.