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We rebooted the rp and started it again so if you still have truth or dares you want to send Kurt or like my Kurt, then follow me here!

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ask-coach-sue-sylvester replied to your post:Besides Finn, who's been your best sexual partner so far?

Sex with Sebastian isn’t good. Can’t say I’m surprised (nor can I say I’m not gloating)

I hate to say this but the only reason it wasn't good was because of the whole situation that came after. During it was enjoyable but it was because of other factors that it wasn't the best or something I like to talk about.

Sorry Sue, I know you hate him and I'm not exactly fond of him myself but my reasons for me saying it wasn't good probably wouldn't be the same reason someone else might if they did at all.

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Besides Finn, who's been your best sexual partner so far?

This was not the sort of question I was anticipating.

Completely honestly, none of my sexual experiences before Finn were good. I was in a relationship with Blaine but I didn't love him and the less said about Sebastian, the better. So neither of them were the best anything because to me the best sex happens when you have feelings for the person.

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Reblog if you'll answer ALL ANONS in your ask right now!

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ask-coach-sue-sylvester replied to your post:56

You are also really modest.

I'm just being honest, Sue. There's no harm in me sharing the fact I'm confident about my body.

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State 8 facts about your body

I'm 1.79m/ 5ft10 tall.

My ass is fantastic.

I have size 11 feet.

I have very pale skin that burns really easily.

If I eat too much crap it goes to my hips before anywhere else.

I'm actually pretty lithe, I have muscles in my arms and chest but I generally just look really slender.

I guess I could say I have a dancer's body.

I have pretty amazing legs as well.

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I doubt she chose when to be sick, Sugar. And if she did I was bet it would be so she can spend more time with her big sister. Give Tater a break.

I have never wanted to kick my sister in the face more than I do today.

She so did. There is no way that the first time I have to deal with her being sick just so happens to be while we’re in between nannies. The kid is totes covert demon spawn.

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I doubt she got sick on purpose, Sugar. People get ill all the time, especially kids. You just have to deal with it.

I have never wanted to kick my sister in the face more than I do today.

This is the first flu she’s gotten since I’ve been her guardian and I swear she got it just to mess with me. I can’t even handle it when I’m sick and she’s way more annoying.

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Yeah, that was my general train of thought too. Next time don't reply to my post if you don't have anything nice to say.

I have so much to do before Christmas

You really had to make me think of Finn’s grizzly-in-heat sex grunts and your high-pitched responses to that.

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With my voice I'm sure they will be.

Anyhow, I'm pretty sure they've heard worse coming from our apartment.

I have so much to do before Christmas

Drunk caroling.

I’m sure the neighbors will be thrilled.

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I have so much to do before Christmas

That I've yet to actually do.

But all I want to do is spend the night in singing christmas carols with something fizzy or alcoholic.

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That couldn't have been easy...

I finally cleaned out our closet. It looks empty.

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You two seem pretty close with Sebastian again, it's kind of weird. But if you can't talk to him about it well...I'll be waiting by my phone for your call. What are friends for if not to call when you're hurting?

I think I need to schedule a session with my therapist

I…I think I might. I feel weird talking about it to Sebastian, and I know Jeff is going through the same thing. I don’t want to burden him with my grief too. Thank you, Kurt.

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If you want a friend to talk to before then though, you can call me? If you don't then that's fine too but, just wanted to let you know that I'm here.

I think I need to schedule a session with my therapist

I’m…

I’m not good.

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Funny, neither is mine.

And that's never been what anyone has said anyway. Believe it or not Sue, I'm trying to be kind. You don't want to encourage people to hate on you on here, you don't deserve that anyway.

You people are boring.

Difference being, my relationship isn’t incestuous. 

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What I just did? You mean tell the truth? I wouldn't want people negatively commenting on my relationship, sorry for assuming you feel the same.way.

You people are boring.

You are boring me now, too. 

I’m gonna go feed my venus flytrap, you think about what you just did.

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Well unfortunately the only hateful anons most people seem to get are commentaries on their relationships and after some of your responses recently...I wouldn't think you'd want more hate on that front.

You people are boring.

Now, Porcelain, I firmly believe that any kind of hate, especially anonymous, is a great boost to a person’s competitiveness and and great indicator of said person’s popularity. Let me give you some pop culture examples that prove my point.

As popular Gothic drag queen icon Johnny Depp said in his 2004 long-forgotten movie The Libertine, before meeting his STD-induced end:

And, as the justifiably popular movie Mean Girls shows us, the only appropriate reaction to a lack of said envy or stupidity is this:

Case closed.