#phew ok here we fuckin go

[pancakemolybdenum]

glad lucia alla swedenstuckare

[pesterloglog]

Jake English, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 5805-5814

GT: Roxy?

GT: Rox! What is she saying?

GT: Talk to me roxy!!!

GT: Please dont leave me hanging here.

GT: I cant take it i cant bear having two of my closest chums hate me and then having you shut me out on top of that!

TG: ok sheesh jake calm ur microshorts

TG: im here

GT: Ah there you are.

GT: Im sorry for being a pest but i just see jane there pecking away at conversations with you and dirk and it feels like youre all kind of leaving me behind.

TG: no jake nobodys doin that

GT: Ok yeah im probably being paranoid...

GT: But ive done such a bangup job of alienating my other friends.

GT: So youre the only one i can talk to for now.

GT: Wait i havent alienated you yet have i?

TG: nah dont worry we are still humanated

GT: Are you really sure roxy? Are you sure youre not just trying to spare my feelings?

GT: You can be honest with me! If you hate me now too please just say so.

TG: SWEET GUY FIERIS FAT LAUGHING GHOST JAKE

TG: no i dont hate you i promise youre still my bro god dammit!

GT: Ok. Phew!

GT: Then talk to me!

TG: um

TG: about what

GT: I dont know. Anything! What are you talking about with jane?

TG: my drinkin problems

GT: I see.

GT: Would you like to talk about them with me? Maybe i could help!

TG: damn jake

TG: like

TG: that is cool and appreciated in theory?

TG: but this is some kinda heavy shit 4 me

TG: i rly dunno if i can do double duty on my alcoholism with you and jane simultaneously

GT: Oh. Yeah thats probably not the best way to go.

TG: yes prolly not

GT: Sooo then. What else is there we can chew the old fat about?

GT: Really bond over together in an emotionally fulfilling manner?

TG: dag you are an extra silly guy

GT: Well??

TG: dunno j why dont u tell me what youre thinkin an we go from there

GT: Alright.

GT: So. That sure was a doozy of a kiss you gave dirk there huh?

TG: LOL fuck

TG: yeaaaahhh

GT: How was it?

TG: it was

TG: uuuummmmm

GT: Go on!

TG: it was fuckin INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!

TG: and yet

TG: and yet.........

TG: omg it was so choice

TG: but wrong!

TG: wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

GT: I dont know. It seemed innocent enough to me.

GT: What was so wrong about it?

TG: a whole host of things...

TG: not sure in how much detail i wanna spell out why exactly it wasnt cool

TG: but like

TG: jake ur a pretty simple guy and i mean that as <3ways as possible

TG: it just wasnt right

GT: No disagreement there. But like i said im here to talk about whatever you feel like.

TG: ok see this is just another embarrassing thing from my past

TG: when i was more out of control

TG: with dirk i was just

TG: waaay too aggressive

TG: i hassled him all the time

TG: pretty much every day just like he said

TG: about

TG: me and him

TG: like

TG: GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!

TG: U KNO LAST MALE & FEMALE ON EARTH OOH HES A HUNK! IS DREAMZ COME TRU TIME 4 REPOPULATE!!!

TG: yeah

TG: so not cool lookin back on it

TG: and i had no excuse i always knew he was just

TG: SUCH a gay dude

TG: and i guess maybe hitting on a guy who dont like girls once or twice maybe is alright or even flattering but after so long it was probably just pissing him off or messing with his head or something

TG: it def wasnt what he wanted to hear from a friend

TG: let alone day in and day out through garbled drunktexts

TG: so when i fuckin harassed him into kissin me...

TG: it just brought back some low rent shit i thought we put behind us

TG: just another way i completely humiliated myself in front of him

GT: So is that why you cant talk to him now?

TG: mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm

GT: I certainly have no trouble relating to that.

TG: yep

TG: i dont even know why really

TG: hes like taciturn to the max about everything

TG: but theres somethin about him

TG: that just makes it hurt to feel like you let him down

GT: You really love him dont you?

TG: siiigh

TG: yeah jake i guess

TG: the answer is

TG: a categorical unapologetic fucking 'yeah'

TG: but

TG: i dont think that was much a secret

TG: and the fact that it was so LOUDLY not a secret exemplified my stupidity on the matter

GT: Its fair to say i never came close to feeling as strongly about him as you.

GT: I envy you actually. Ive actually worried at times that i just wasnt capable of feeling that way about anyone.

GT: And maybe thats why i was just meant to be alone.

TG: ehh you aint missin much

TG: love is a brutal shitninja w/ turds 4 nunchucks

TG: be grateful that stank ass motherfuckers flippin out nowhere near you

GT: I noticed you nearly slipped that wedding ring on his finger!

TG: oh GOD

TG: that ring

GT: You almost scooped my boyfriend out from under me in one fell proposal.

TG: oh DID i

TG: from under u eh? ;)

GT: Wait. No i mean...

TG: ;););););) wonks 4 eternity

GT: WHOA NOW WAIT A MINUTE!

TG: easy dude just messin

GT: Oh.

GT: Ha ha ok.

TG: man

TG: that ring tho

TG: what happened to it do you remember?

GT: Not really.

TG: god damn it

TG: must of lost it when i was a FUCKING trickster

TG: sflkjfslkfj

TG: *shakes fist @ all trxstrs*

GT: Did you need it for something?

TG: need it?

TG: not really

TG: i just really liked that ring

TG: kinda spoke to me in a way

TG: hehe

TG: want to know something lame?

GT: Yes.

TG: the moment i first saw that ring

TG: i was like in my head

TG: thinkin

TG: some day i want to give that ring to the person i marry

TG: whoever that is

GT: Daw.

GT: Thats not lame thats nice.

TG: nah its pretty lame but w/e

TG: shows what sorta one track mind i got

TG: god i am obsessed with findin somebody to kiss arent i

TG: it is rly quite pathetic

TG: although the funny thing is the ring turns you invisible

TG: which might be my subconscious telling me something about my lovelife

TG: like i find a guy of my dreams

TG: slip it on his finger

TG: and POOF he disappears!

TG: bye bye hubby

TG: o well dont matter

TG: the ring is gone

TG: and with it so too

TG: are my lame, lame dreams ;(

[writinggremlin]

Shit. Found this only 4 minutes after it was posted. The fortune telling from last week hasn't worn off yet apparently lmfao.

This is likely not going to have much reaction from me this time. Sorry in advance! Joined a couple new discord servers and the sudden influx of socialisation has left me a lil spoonless lmao

(Update: I lied, there's a lot lmfao)

YEAH!!! MORE LILY HYPNOSIS LETS FUCKIN GO!!

Awwww platonic intimacy we love to see it.

Lex asked Oliver's permission before picking him up-- my fucking heart-- I love that!!!

Fair enough, Oliver, there's bound to be some betrayal. That makes sense, it's understandable.

"I will do it this time, or perish trying. I swear it." For realsies this time? You mean it? You're sure it'll work? I see we are far from seeing the last of wet cat Lex lmao

Oliver gets treats!! :D!! He gets a lil treat for his troubles! (And then Lex can also have a lil treat for his struggles too! :D! Yippee!!!)

FITZ!!!! FITZ MENTION!!! OH BOY IVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THAT!!!! WHEN YOU SAID SOON I DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT THAT SOON!!! WE GET A LIL TREAT FOR OUR SUFFERING TOO YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!! :D!!!

"With everything that had happened lately, Oliver had nearly forgotten about his master's friend, [...]" same Oliver, ngl. I remembered that part of the plot back in April, and have been excitedly awaiting the moment of his arrival ever since. His grand entrance shall be entirely worth the wait, I'm sure djsbsjbsjsba

SCREAMING AT THE THOUGHT OF FITZ DRINKING FROM OLIVER-- THIS POOR GUY JUST MELTING-- HIS MIND BECOMING A MUSHY PUTTY IN FITZ'S HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED IT I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS!!!!!!

✨Lovers✨ ( ͡�� ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sorry, I had to. They're cute.

Awwww I can see Fitz occasionally using the connection with Lex, complaining and ranting about how dreadful this voyage is, and how much he hates being on the ocean and how he can't wait to finally be on land again. Maybe even being like "Can we please just kill your sire already so that I never have to put myself through these horrors again?"

Lex and social skills? You're saying that about Mr. "Excruciating horrors of mingling" over here?? lmaoooo

Their banter is cute tho. I love it.

OH DAMN OK WE'RE STRAIGHT INTO THIS-- ALSO DELICIOUS SOUP CONFIRMED LETS GO!!!!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT WHAT-- wait-- is this a guided meditation thing? Is this her helping him undo it?? Is he not actually there and this is just in Oliver's mind? I have a sneaking suspicion.

Yep. It's just in his head. Good. I wonder what's actually happening in reality though. Did Lily hypothesize him to make him believe that she was the Maestro? If so then oof to her for having to relive some of that. Couldn't have felt nice roleplaying as someone who's deeply traumatized you.

YEP THERE WE GO ITS CONFIRMED THAT IT WAS JUST IN HIS HEAD! PHEW!!!

The way my stomach dropped at first tho lmfao

Also I was correct she did make him think that she was the Maestro lookit me go! But yeah that probably sucked for both of them.

AWWWW SHE COMFORT HIM YESSSSS AAAAAA

CAT!!!! CAT!!!! CAT ALERT!!!! AND HER NAME IS LUNA!!! YES OLIVER SCRITCH THE ADORABLE FLOOF YESSSSSS!!!!! NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER UNLOCKED!!! MOVE ASIDE FITZ THERES A NEW STAR OF THIS SHOW!!!!! (/j I love you Fitz you will always be the true star)

"She was done up in the latest fashions," Jessica? "and had a scrawny looking man on a leash" Yep. Jessica.

JSBSJDBSJS LEX IS JUST LIKE "I am in hell :D! Please help me :D!" ...mood.

Oh damn now Oliver gets to witness what he looked like at the start of all of this. Damn. He's come a long way.

OUGH-- HE'S FULLY ON THE VAMPIRE'S SIDE NOW HOLY DAMN-- OUGH-- THATS A REALITY CHECK MOMENT RIGHT THERE-- DAMN!!!!

It gives the vibes of Quinn at the end of Corporate Retreat. I love that.

"[...] the sky filled with a thousand brilliant stars." Ugh. Lucky. Why'd I have to be born in the era of light pollution, huh? That's not fair.

AWWWW THEY GET A WALK!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! THEY'RE SO ADORABLE FUCK--

OH I AM SO EXCITED FOR NEXT WEEK THAT SOUNDS SPECTACULAR!!! Sounds like there might be some ✨shenanigans✨

FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FOTZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FIZT FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FUTZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FIGZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FUTZ FITZ FIGZ FITZ ZFIT ZFITZ FITZ FUTZ FITZ FITZ FITZ FITZ F--

The Rare Bookseller Part 55: Lily's Illusion

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tw: blindness, conditioning, hypnosis, body control, abuse, aftermath of hand whump

October 1925

Oliver's sleep was troubled, filled with nightmares where he couldn't move, couldn't talk, couldn't do anything to make his body obey him. Alexander's sire was shoving him below the waves, drowning him while he was helpless. Alexander was being tied up and tortured, and there was nothing Oliver could do for his master but watch, and --

He woke up in a cold sweat, heart pounding too fast. It was pitch black, and despite being wide awake and terrified, he couldn't open his eyes. He couldn't see where he was, couldn't remember, and cold hands came out of nowhere to grip him tight. In a panic, he screamed, kicking his assailant and struggling out of his grasp, thick blankets impeding his escape.

"Oliver!" said a familiar voice. "Oliver, it's only me. You're safe."

His master. That's where he was -- in his master's bedchambers, in his master's arms. He took a deep breath, trying to expel the fear from his body. He was safe, even though he still couldn't open his eyes.

Alexander gently pulled him in closer, and Oliver accepted it, relaxing back onto the bed. "Sorry, sir."

"No need to apologize. I understand completely. My sleep has also been uneasy, although much improved by your presence," he said. "Are you still blinded?"

"Yes, sir."

"Then we should head to Lily's as soon as you're ready," he said. "Although I suppose I'll have to help you dress and wash."

Oliver's face flushed. "Ah, I'm sure I can manage, sir…"

"Manage with your eyes closed? I won't have you falling down the stairs and harming yourself," he said with a tone that brooked no argument. "I'm going to pick you up now, all right?"

And Oliver felt himself being lifted by unnaturally strong arms, floating through the air with only his master as his tether to the world. Alexander seemed to sense his distress, as he hummed a tune under his breath as they walked, one that made Oliver's tense muscles relax. Despite that, the sensation of going down the stairs was still disconcerting.

"If you drop me off at the door to the bathroom, sir, I can take care of my business," said Oliver, hoping to retain some dignity.

"Very well, but I'm going to tend to your wounds afterwards. I need to make sure they're clean."

Oliver thankfully knew the layout of the bathroom well enough to find the toilet and sink, embarrassed at needing so much aid from his master and already quite tired of groping around in the dark. When he was finished, Alexander entered, removing his shirt to look at his back.

"It's terribly bruised, but the few cuts are shallow," Alexander murmured, applying some cool salve. "…You must think I'm a terrible coward for accepting my sire's command to strike you, rather than standing up to him."

"I don't, sir," he said, and it was almost true. "If you had tried, I don't doubt it would have been worse for both of us." He did know that, but in his heart, he wished that his master had protected him.

"There's only one way I can truly protect you," said Alexander, as though he had read Oliver's mind. "I need to kill him. It's easier said than done, of course, but… I will do it this time, or perish trying. I swear it."

Oliver didn't have to wonder what would happen to him in the entirely possible event that his master did perish trying. He'd no doubt end up in the hands of Alexander's sire, perhaps permanently, and the thought almost made him want to plead with Alexander not to try.

Instead, he shoved that unpleasant thought from his mind as best he could. "Will Miss Lily really be able to undo my punishment, sir?"

"I'm sure she will. Her mastery when it comes to controlling the human mind is unparalleled," he said. "And for enduring these latest hardships, I'll also make sure the pantry and icebox are well-stocked with whatever foods you favor. Anything you need."

"I appreciate it, sir."

"And the night after next, my dear friend Fitz arrives from overseas."

With everything that had happened lately, Oliver had nearly forgotten about his master's friend, and he was gripped by a wave of dread at the thought of another visiting vampire. "Is there anything I should know, sir, to better serve your friend?" he said, trying to feel out the situation.

"Oh, you don't need to worry about that. Just be your usual self, and I'm sure he'll just adore you. He's been after me to get a decent thrall for ages, you know," said Alexander. "Just be patient with him, give us space when we ask for it, and -- oh, I'm sure he'll want to drink from you."

The place where the Maestro had dug his fangs into Oliver's neck throbbed with pain. "He will, sir?" said Oliver reluctantly.

"It won't be painful!" his master reassured him quickly. "Fitz is nothing like my sire. His feeding will be as gentle as mine. He won't harm you, I swear it."

"I'm glad of that, sir," said Oliver, who still couldn't quite calm his anxiety.

"It probably won't surprise you to learn that my sire is the reason Fitz fled this city and resides overseas," said Alexander. "When my sire is finally dusted, he'll return to me. He'll come live in the manor with his thrall, and we'll be together at last."

Oliver had never heard his master sound so wistful. "He must be very important to you, sir."

"I suppose you would figure out sooner or later that we're old lovers. Fitz certainly won't make a secret of it."

"Lovers?" He was sure he was unable to hide the surprise on his face. "I didn't realize you had any lovers, sir."

"I confess that it's often a painful subject for me. Less so when I know he's on a boat heading over the Atlantic at this very moment. We share a bond, you see, and I can tell by how miserable he is -- he's always been especially prone to seasickness," said Alexander fondly. "But as much as I'd like to spend the evening pining fruitlessly, we really should get to Lily's as early as we can, lest she head out for the night before we can consult her. I'll guide you to the bedroom and help you put on the clothes I've chosen for you."

Oliver let himself be guided without a fuss, still loathing the fact that he was so helpless that he wasn't even able to choose his own clothes. If Miss Lily couldn't help him, if he had to resign himself to weeks of blindness and lose even more of his remaining autonomy to his master, unable to even indulge in the simple joy of reading, he wasn't sure he could endure it.

Soon enough, they were stepping out into the chill fall evening, Alexander keeping a firm arm around Oliver to guide him through the streets. It was distressing to be able to hear other pedestrians on the sidewalk, to feel the uneven stones under his feet, without being able to open his eyes and see anything. He was entirely reliant on his master to navigate the familiar city, and if Alexander let go, Oliver would be immediately lost and helpless. Thankfully, he clung to Oliver tightly.

"We're here," said Alexander. "There are four steps in front of you - let me help you up them."

Oliver heard a loud knocking, then footsteps and a door creaking open.

"Oh, Lex!" said a familiar voice. "I thought you were my 9pm appointment arriving early. And what on earth happened to your hand?"

"Our sire's handiwork, of course. Are you taking customers today?" asked Alexander. "I hope you have some time to help us. It's a bit of an emergency."

"Come in, come in," said Lily, and Oliver felt himself being gently nudged forward into a very warm room. "You know very well I'll make the time, but I'd rather get started right away. I assume our sire has done something to Oliver?"

Alexander's hands rested on Oliver's shoulders. "He commanded Oliver to keep his eyes closed and now he can't open them. My poor thrall is quite blind."

"Oh, dear," she sighed. "That's a surprisingly mild punishment from him, though. He must have approved of Oliver."

"Oliver comported himself magnificently. The very picture of an ideal thrall," said Alexander, and Oliver's heart felt warm from the praise. "Another reason why he deserves to have his sight restored as soon as possible."

"Let me see." Oliver felt soft hands touch his face. "Oliver, dear, what did he tell you as he was forcing your eyes to close? The exact phrasing, if you can."

Oliver's memories felt muddled and hazy from fear and enthrallment, but he could remember that. "He told me he was placing lead weights on my eyes, sir, that they're too heavy for me to lift, and that he is the only one who can move them."

"All right. I believe I can work with that. Come with me. Lex, you stay out here, and if my 9pm arrives, try to keep her occupied with your sparkling wit and impeccable social skills."

"You can't be serious about that."

"Leaving your manor and socializing sometimes is good for you," she said, as she touched a hand to Oliver's back and pushed him along.

Oliver heard a door close behind him.

"Can you sit down, dear?"

She took his hand and placed it on the seat of a chair, and Oliver sat, sinking into the soft leather. He realized that the chair was awfully familiar -- the twin of the chair in Miss Lily's room at the auction house. The association caused his mind to fog and he couldn't keep from letting out a yawn, already three quarters of the way to trance.

"You remember, don't you?" said Lily, as she ran fingers through his hair and down his cheek. "So obedient, so docile. So sleepy. And so very, very quiet."

Oliver was utterly helpless against the tide of hypnosis gripping his mind. His head lolled backwards as he let out a soft groan. With his eyes already closed tight, it felt natural for sleep to wash over him.

"Quiet, Oliver, you're so quiet. You're sinking back down under my power now. You're completely safe with me. Safe for you to fall asleep, fall deep asleep. You're so drowsy, aren't you? A quiet, docile boy like you just wants to sleep and listen…"

She kept murmuring to him, but Oliver was already out like a light, quiet and sleepy and dreaming. After the terror of the previous night, it was so good to sleep so soundly, comfortable and content. Oliver felt like he could float in this pleasant dream forever.

That is, until he heard footsteps. Footsteps which did not belong to Lily or his master. Footsteps that were oddly light and perfectly in rhythm.

No, it couldn't be. That was impossible. There was no way that he was here --

But he could feel it already, the hold over his body, the feeling that his flesh and bones no longer belonged to him. He wasn't being manipulated, not yet, but he could sense it all around. He was here and in control, and Oliver could barely think through the numbing terror that gripped him.

"Wake up," said the musical voice of Alexander's sire, followed by a crisp snap. "I don't recall allowing you to sleep."

"I'm sorry, sir! I didn't mean to fall asleep." Oliver felt himself forced out of the chair and into a kneel, his back ramrod straight and his sweating hands clasped behind him. He couldn't budge an inch, and although he still couldn't open his eyes, he could feel that icy gaze boring into him.

"I don't understand why you think that disobedience out of poor self control is better than disobedience on purpose. Disobedience is disobedience."

"Yes, sir," said Oliver, trembling, waiting for a slap across his still tender cheek.

"I suppose, though, if you're to have any use as a servant, you'll need to have your eyes open, lest I have to puppet your wretched form everywhere," he said. "I will remove the weights on your eyes, and you will be appropriately grateful, and then you will serve me however I please."

Oliver swallowed nervously, dreading what the Maestro had in store for him. "Thank you very much for allowing me to serve you, sir."

"I will lift the heavy weight off each of your eyelids," he said, and Oliver felt something brush over his eyes, "and then you will graciously be allowed to open them on your own."

Despite being so eager to be cured earlier, Oliver was reluctant to open his eyes now, not wanting to face Alexander's sire once again, not understanding how he came to be here. But he had no choice. He opened his eyes…

…and there was Miss Lily standing before him.

He looked around in a panic. The Maestro was nowhere to be found, a phantom conjured by his own imagination and Miss Lily's mesmerism. "You…"

"He was the only one who could remove the command. I had to make your mind believe that I was him," she said. "I'm sorry for giving you such a fright, but it was the easiest way to undo what was done."

Oliver's heart was still pounding, unable to calm. "Yes, sir… thank you…"

"Poor dear, you're trembling like a leaf. Let me soothe you before sending you back to your master," she said. "Quiet now, Oliver. Quiet your frightened mind. You're safe here. It's only me."

"It's only you, sir…" said Oliver, sinking back into a merciful daze.

"That's right, and I take such good care of you, don't I?" she said with a smile. "You can relax now. Deep breaths, Oliver dear, deep breaths. Let all that tension out. Let that fear fade away. Let your mind be so, so quiet."

Oliver followed her instructions, taking deep breaths, and soon he did feel calmer, the terror of the hypnotic illusion fading. It was only a dream, one which could fade away into the obedient quiet of his enthralled mind.

"Lex is always singing your praises when he talks to me, you know," said Lily. "You're an absolute natural at serving a vampire, just as I knew you would be. Doesn't it make you feel good to serve Lex?"

It was both question and command, reinforcing his conditioning, and Oliver fell into it easily. "I very much enjoy serving Lex, sir."

"Of course you do, sweet boy. You've been so brave, and you deserve to feel good." She patted Oliver on the head one last time. "Now, if you're feeling better, why don't I return you to your master?"

"Yes, sir," said Oliver, feeling like a weight had been lifted from more than his eyes.

They left the stark conditioning room and stepped out into Miss Lily's home, which was done up very differently from Alexander's, filled with bright colors, fussy details, and homespun knick-knacks. A fat black cat ran up to Miss Lily and began winding around her ankles, and she scooped it up and gave it a kiss on the head. "This is Luna," she said. "Her brother Sunny is probably off on Miriam's lap."

"Hello, Luna," said Oliver, giving her a scritch.

As they walked down the hallway, Oliver could hear a steady stream of excited patter. "…and then I told him, is that really an appropriate place to take a lady on a date? And you know what he said? He said, well, they hardly ever hold horse racing at night, so I thought you'd like to see it. And I said, I can't see a blessed thing even with a vampire's eyesight. And then --"

They entered the parlor, where Alexander was sitting on a frilly gingham couch and nodding politely to everything a young woman was saying. She was done up in the latest fashions, and had a scrawny-looking man on a leash, kneeling at her feet. He looked at Oliver with fear in his eyes, pleading, as though there were anything Oliver could do.

"Ah, you had an appointment for 9pm, I believe?" said Miss Lily to the woman. "I appreciate your patience. I had an emergency job, but I'm free to take your thrall to the conditioning room now."

"Oh, it's no trouble at all!" she chirped. "I've been having a lovely time with Lord Alexander here." She stood up and handed the man's leash over to Miss Lily. "Just a thorough reconditioning for obedience and contentment, please. The place I bought him from did such an awful job -- you can see how distressed he is, and you should see the faces he pulls when it's time to feed. He's already escaped twice and I had to waste so much time tracking him."

"Of course, it's my pleasure," she said.

"No…" The thrall was backing away from Miss Lily, practically choking himself with his own leash. "No, please…"

Miss Lily knelt down and pet his head like one would a dog. "It's all right, dear, you'll see. Why don't you just relax? Just relax. Calm and peaceful, okay? I'm not gong to hurt you. Everything's going to be okay."

Oliver watched in fascination as the fear bled away from the thrall's expression, his eyes fixed on Miss Lily's and becoming glassy and dazed. He couldn't help but wonder if he wore a similar expression when he was under Miss Lily's spell.

"That's a good dear. So relaxed and at ease," she cooed. "You're going to feel so much better after you've had a session with me, I promise."

The thrall glanced up at Oliver, as if looking for some kind of confirmation. Oliver remembered how terrified he was the first time he had gone in for conditioning. "She's right," he said with a smile. "It's not scary at all, it's just like having a really good sleep, and you'll feel great afterwards."

"See?" said Miss Lily. "There's nothing to be scared of." She turned to Lex. "Sorry I can't stay around and chat, but I should get started on this session."

"Of course. We'll take our leave, and call on you another night," he said. "Oh, and Lily, before I go -- are you free on Friday night? Fitz will be in town, and I was hoping we could all go to the Tiger's Eye."

"Ooh, I wouldn't miss it," she said. She stood and ruffled Oliver's hair. "You'll be a good boy for our dear friend Fitz, won't you?"

"Yes, Miss Lily."

"Then I'll see you two soon enough, I'm sure. Have a good evening!"

"Are you feeling better?" Alexander asked as they stepped back out into the cool night air. "You're certainly looking much better."

"Yes, much better, sir. Thank you very much for taking me to Miss Lily," Oliver said. Now that he could see once again, he could see that the night was clear, the sky filled with a thousand brilliant stars. "Do you think we could go for a walk before returning home, sir? I could use the fresh air."

"I think that's a splendid idea," said Alexander, wrapping his arm around Oliver's once more.

Oliver saw the thick wad of bandages wrapped around his master's hand, and quite against his will he remembered the sickening smell of burnt flesh in the air. "Sir, your hand…"

"I've told you before that it will heal, but I appreciate your concern for me," said his master with a warm smile. "Your health and company is all the balm I need to soothe my pains tonight."

Thanks to Miss Lily, he was so obedient, so eager to please. "I'm glad that I can be helpful to you, sir."

"Always, Oliver. Don't doubt it for a minute."

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I always enjoy writing Lily! Next week, the beginning of a three-parter involving a masquerade ball and Fitz's very impulsive decisions.

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All Roads Lead to Kawata… Pt. 2

MINORS DEFINITELY DON’T INTERACT!

This is Part 2 of an excerpt from my Mitsuya fanfic over on ao3 called “Love Endures”. The female in this story is NOT the main OC of the story. This is a side character from Mitsuya's past, Aya. It falls within her backstory, within his backstory. This is the story of how she meets & gets involved with the Kawata twins, which later becomes a real problem for her AND for MItsuya. Part 1 led you up to her just meeting them. Pt. 2 is them, ahem, getting together. It’s fuckin FILTHY, or at least in my opinion.

So, yeah, this is the (next part of the) Kawata Twins hole that I fell down. Oh my Goddd… Hope y’all enjoy. 💙💜💙

**long portions of italicized text represents character’s thoughts**

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Saturday, February 3rd

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>>>Evening<<<

Shato and Aya show up at the Kawata twins house. Smiley answers the door. It seems like it’d be hard to tell, since he’s always smiling but somehow, when he saw them, particularly her, he became even happier. You could see relief in his expression, too.

“Thank God you guys came. Now we can get this party started, yeah?”

Her musical laugh pours into the house and he sticks out his arm for her. She smiles at him and blushes and puts her arm through his.

They walk into his place.

He looks over at her. “Hi, Aya! Welcome to our house.” 

She laughs and says, “Hi Smiley. Um, is it ok for me to call you that?”

“Well, I mean, I suppose you could call me Nahoya. Nobody but my brother calls me that, tho.”

She looks like she’s mulling it over.

“Well, what do you want me to call you? What’s your preference?”

He thinks about it for a minute. “I don’t think I really give a fuck what you call me. As long as you call me.” He winks at her.

“Well, I like feeling special, so I’ll call you Nahoya. I like that name, anyway. I don’t know any Nahoyas, except you. I guess that makes <i>you</i> pretty special, too.”

She smiles at him and hugs his arm.

He looks at her. “Yeah…I can tell you’re definitely special, alright. Where’s Shato been hiding you all this time?”

“Well, I’m not HIS, if yer thinkin that. We’re just friends.”

“Really? So last night was just…friendly?”

“That’s none of your business, sir!”, she says with a smile and a playful hand that goes to his chest. “We just studied. That’s ALL. I swear!” She laughs and starts blushing. “He likes to look cool in front of the guys, but he’s just a softie underneath it all.”

“Hmmm…interesting. Alright. Well, good. Cuz I like you. You’re cute.”

“You think so?”

“I cannot tell a lie.”

“Well, you just did.” She giggles.

“Heh heh. Maybe.” He winks at her.

“Come on, let's go get our drink on and meet everybody.”

He starts to pull on her arm, encouraging her to move forward with him, but she stops and then starts acting real shy again. “Umm, Nahoya?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m feelin a little nervous. I don’t know most of these people and they seem a bit scary to me. You don’t mind if I stick with you tonight, do you?”

“Yeah, that’s where I was hopin you’d be. Right by my side. I’ll keep you safe from all these creeps.” He chuckles. “Trust me, there ain’t a single guy here who’ll fuck with me OR my girl. I’ll fuckin murder ‘em all and they know it.”

She dips her head down. “Th-thank you, Nahoya.” She kisses him on the cheek and then looks down. Her cheeks are pink.

“God, yer adorable. Phew! Come on, let’s go meet all these assholes and get trashed.”

She laughs. “Ok, that sounds pretty good to me, actually.”

He introduces her to a bunch of guys from the gang and a couple from his high school and she takes note of every single one of them. Logging all the information away in her mind. She plays her role perfectly and has a great time. They all do. 

Drinks are flowing freely and a couple hours in she finds out one of the guys has some X, which she gladly accepts from him. Less than an hour later, she’s feeling amaaaazing. It’s becoming harder and harder to stay in character now and the deeper the X gets into her nervous system, the more she opens up.

She looks around and sees several people have already left. Her eyebrows rise, she didn’t realize so much time had passed already. She turns to look at Smiley and starts getting extra cozy with him. If her normal “resting self” was like this already, imagine her on a drug which amplifies all those things. She could barely keep her hands to herself (she didn’t fully) and she could barely keep her clothes on. When she couldn’t stand it even one second longer, she starts whispering in his ear. “I, uh, can’t take it anymore. The Molly…umm… Can we go somewhere, Nahoya?” 

His smile gets even bigger and he nods. Now it’s his turn to lean in. “I’m pretty sure the few that are left here are fucked up enough by now that no one’s gonna care or probably even notice if we, uh, check out for a bit”, he says with a wink. She giggles and bounces up and down on the couch next to him. “Thank you.”

Izumi immediately proves his theory wrong by looking over at them and asking, “Thank you for what? What’chu doin that’s worthy of thanksss?”

Smiley stands up off the couch and holds his hand out to Aya. She grabs it and stands up with a huge grin on her face to match his.

“Oh, nothin. She’s just really happy that I’m gonna give her a tour of the place. We’ll be back…whenever.”

“Yeah…”, Izumi scoffs. “Tour of your bedroom. Whatever.”

Smiley pays him no mind. He knows his friend is drunk and just upset because he wasn’t getting the prize tonight. Winner, winner, chicken dinner; all the guys had been hoping they could win it, but no one dared move on his territory. 

Smiley was unnerving to anyone who didn’t know him really well, because you never really knew where he was at mentally or emotionally. He’d be smiling big all the time, while, at the same time, saying some murderous evil shit and it would really shake people up sometimes. The darkness hiding behind his smile was something most people really didn’t want to see. Because if you were seeing that darkness, it usually meant your ass.

Smiley leads her back to his bedroom and when he opens the door, he sees Angry sitting in there, on his bed, watching TV. Smiley rolls his eyes and walks over to his dresser to set his cup of whiskey down. “What’re you doin in here, Souya? Why won’t you ever just relax and have fun? Go talk to people, have some drinks. Yuuma’s got ecstacy… You want some?”

Angry shrugs. “I dunno, man. Did you take any?”

“No. I’m drunk. You know I’m not really into all of that. But she did and she’s feelin real good right about now, aren’t ya, darlin?” He leans over and kisses her and she eagerly kisses him back.

She giggles and turns to his brother. “I, um, actually have another pill. He gave me two.” His eyes go wide. She giggles. “Y’know…Feminine charms and all.” Angry looks over at Smiley with a slightly concerned expression. Smiley nods at his brother. 

“Yeah, it’s alright, bro. Do it, if you want to. It’ll relax you. Make you feel good. I mean, hell, why not? We only got one life, ammirite? Who the fuck cares? Life’s too short…” He throws his arms around her waist and pulls her close. “…to not take time…” He begins kissing her again. “…to smell those roses.” 

She giggles. “He’s riiiight! Come here, take it.”

He sighs and gets up off the bed. “Alright, fine.” She extends her arm out toward him, the pill between her fingers. Smiley starts kissing down her neck and she throws her head back and laughs, giving him better access. Angry turns his head and watches his brother with her. She turns her head toward him and smiles. He ducks underneath her fingertips with an open mouth and she drops it in. He swallows unceremoniously.

“How long does it take?”

She shrugs. “Everybody’s a little different but definitely within a half an hour, you should be feelin SOMETHIN.”

Smiley extracts himself from her body to walk over and grabs his cup of whiskey. He walks it back over to his brother and hands it to him. “Drink this. It’ll make it kick in faster.” He winks at him and turns back to his prize. Angry shrugs and downs it.

He stands there, still right next to them, and watches as his brother take off her shirt and she takes off his. He watches their creamy flesh come together in the middle and move in tandem. He watches as her hand starts to explore. He watches Nahoya’s tongue probing her mouth, then he sees hers fighting back. He doesn’t even notice, at first, that he’s getting aroused.

Nahoya reaches behind her back and undoes her bra. She slides it off her arms and lets it fall to the floor. His hands have already moved on to her skirt. His hands move down the fabric until he feels flesh again and then they rise back up underneath it. His kisses and his movements are becoming more and more eager. He’s not the patient type. His fingers drag her panties down. Angry’s eyes watch as they fall to the ground. He licks his lips. 

Aya steps back from Nahoya’s urgent kisses for a moment and she turns away from him and faces Angry. She smiles at him kindly and her hand comes up to his face. “You feelin it yet, sweetie?”

I reaaallly want to go with two dudes at the same time…and twins at that? AND they’re cute. Fuck meeee. I’ve died and gone to heaven!

Her fingers move up through his soft blue hair and his eyes close as the feeling of it resonates throughout his entire body. It’s not super strong yet but it’s enough to notice. His eyes pop back open. “Whoa. Yeah…I think so. A little bit. That felt way more amazing than it should have.”

She turns her head back towards Smiley and laughs. He grins at her and walks up right behind her. She turns back to Angry smiles at him. “Or maybe I’m just THAT amazing?” She gives him an angelic look and giggles. “Let’s try this then and see how it feels…” She leans in and kisses him. 

Oh my Godddd, he’s such a good kisser. He’s so gentle. Those soft lips…phew! I want to keep kissing him for a while, I think…

Angry’s eyes close and he enjoys the best makeout session he’s ever felt before. Smiley grins and presses himself against her back and ass and it pushes her into Angry. 

“Oof!” 

“Sorry.”

He blushes and says, “That’s ok. I kinda like you this close. As long as Smiley doesn’t mind.”

“Bro, if I didn’t want you here with us, I woulda kicked your ass out already. But why would I? We share everything, don’t we?”

Angry nods and kisses her again, thinking about the fact that Smiley had never once shared a girl with him before. But he wasn’t complaining about it now.

{Go - The Chemical Brothers}

He starts to smile at her but it’s cut off by her lips. Smiley unzips himself. She smiles at the sound of it. She feels for Angry’s hand and brings it up to hold her breast. Then she takes his other one and puts it between her legs. Once his hands are properly placed, her hands begin to roam his body. She starts moaning into their kiss. It’s not long before Angry has joined her. “Mmmm…” She smiles to hear it.

Smiley pulls himself out through the hole made by his open zipper and then ducks slightly so his hand can slide between her legs as well. But his are there for a different purpose. He presses against her thighs to spread them further apart. She obliges happily and then she feels Smiley’s head probing between them. She tips her butt back and up just a little. She wants to help him in any way that she can. She’s absolutely dying to get it inside her.

She manages to get Angry’s shirt off and then starts working on depantsing him as well. Once she has him completely naked and vulnerable, her hand goes down and grabs a hold of him. He groans out in pleasure. She’s pleasantly surprised by his size. It makes her giddy. 

“You ready for me?”, Smiley says into her ear, punctuated with a nibble on her earlobe. She loves hearing his heavy breath in her ear. He sounds frantic to be inside her. She loves it. She nods up and down. 

“Yessss, please. I can’t wait to feel you, Nahoya.”

He chuckles. “That’ll make two of us.” He presses himself inside her and she moans loudly. 

“Oh my Goddd, you feel goooood! Hahahaaaa! Holy shit, girl. Woo! I’m reaaaally gonna enjoy fuckin you.” 

His statement makes her chuckle. “That makes two of us”, she says with a smile. She turns her head and winks at him. He takes the opportunity of her turned head to lean forward and kiss her and the forward motion pushes him all the way up into her.

“Ohhh fuck! Mmmm, you’re so big, Nahoya. Mmmm…you feel fucking amazing.” 

Her hand begins to stroke Angry faster. She gives him another kiss and a large part of her doesn’t want to stop, but she knows she has to move on… IF she wants the night to progress as she’d like it. And she very much does.

Her hands come up to Angry’s chest and she presses gently. His eyes open and he looks at her, confused. She smiles at him and says, “Trust me.” She winks at him and he smiles back at her. “Alright.” He nods and steps back a pace. 

“Let me see if that’s enough…” She bends slowly down as Smiley continues to move in and out of her. The lower she goes, the more his previously barely heard moans turn into grunts. “Fuck….yessss, just like that, sweetheart. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mmmmm… RAHHH!” His stroke gets a bit more aggressive and he grabs her hips tightly.

“Oh my God. Yes!”, she yells out and then she looks at Angry. “Come here, sweetie.” 

He takes a step forward and she grabs ahold of his hard cock and then places her mouth around it. She lets the pounding movement of Smiley aid her in having Angry’s dick slide back and forth into her throat with ease. She starts moaning on his dick and he’s losing his shit. Everything was so much more intense right now. He probably could’ve cum just from what she was doing with his hair earlier, or even the kissing, much less THIS. 

But for some reason (the X, in case you’re wondering) he never does. Smiley watches her deep-throating his brother and somethin about it makes him even harder. He shudders and slams into her. “Ahhhh!”, she screams but it comes out as some sort of garbled sound. Her open throat makes Angry tap even deeper.

Smiley chuckles. “Good thing the music is blasting out there. Fuck, girl. I have to say I like hearin you scream, tho. Do it again.” He slams into her and smiles from ear to ear when he hears her scream again.

“Hahahaaaa! That’s my girl.” 

She smiles on Angry’s dick. But it had hurt her throat a bit. She brings her arm behind her and taps Smiley's arm a couple times.

“Yesssss?” He pulls out of her and rests his hand at the base. He strokes up it once. She lets Angry slip out of her mouth.

“My mouth is getting a little sore. Can we take this to the bed? I’d really love to be on top, if you don’t mind?”

“Hmmm, I don’t know.” He looks to Angry. “Whadya think, Souya?”

Angry looks down at his slightly softened penis and shrugs. He looks back at her. He’s catching feelings already. “Honestly? I just want to kiss and cuddle. I love you, Aya.”

She giggles a little and blushes. She looks at him with such tenderness in her eyes. “Oh my God, I’m sure you do right now. And right now I love you, too. Isn’t that nice? To get to do this with two people you love and two people I love. This is the best…”

Angry smiles as big as his brother and nods his head happily. “It really is. It’s especially nice for my first time.”

Her eyes go wide. “Oh my God! Are you serious?? I’m your… Oh my God, you just made me soooo happy. I’m gonna take such good care of you, love. Come here.” He steps back up to her and she kisses him and runs her fingers through his hair again. He moans into her kiss. She stops suddenly. Her head turns to Smiley. 

“Wait… You definitely don’t fuck like you’re a beginner, Nahoya.”

“No, I definitely am not.” He smiles.

“But you said you share everything with your brother, so how come, uhhh…?”

Smiley laughs. “He never wants to.”

“What? You never asked before”, Angry retorts.

He shrugs. “Yeah, maybe not. Who knows? I guess I just never thought of it before. And you’re usually not with me when I’m having “Happy Girl Time”, cuz I usually do it at the girl’s houses or wherever we happen to be. Whatever. We’re sharin now, so who cares?”

“Yeah…” Angry smiles. “Who cares? I’m glad you shared this time, tho. Like, soooo sooo glad.”

Smiley laughs. “Yeah, I can tell. Enjoy it.”

She kisses him again and his response comes out as just, “Mmmmm”.

Smiley grabs their hands and leads them over to his bed. “Come on, lovers.” He unbuckles and takes his pants off the rest of the way. “I don’t like to wait.” 

She laughs. “Me either. I hate wait!”

He falls back on the bed and says, “well, then what’re you waitin for? Huh? Get on me, woman. Stop kissin for 10 seconds so I can get back inside you.” She removes her tongue from Angry’s mouth and giggles. “Sorry, it just feels sooo fucking good kissing him. You might be one of the best kissers I’ve ever met.” Angry blushes profusely at her words.

“Hey, I feel good too, don’t I?” He whines slightly.

She looks at him. “What? Are you jealous of your brother?”

“Well, maybe if you told me I had one of the best cocks you’ve ever felt, then I’d be feelin just fine about it.”

“Oh, well let me put you at ease.” She crawls up onto the bed next to him. She looks down into his eyes. “You have one of the best dicks I’ve eeeeever met. I love it.”

Smiley beams with pride. “Ok, I’m good now.” His smile is huge again. She swings her leg over his body. He looks over at his brother. “No, wait.”

“There’s that word again. I thought you hated wait like I do?” She laughs. 

“Haha, I dooo. But this won’t be long.”

He grabs her by the hips. “Turn around.”

“Ooooh! I LIKE yooouuu”, she smiles.

That makes him laugh. She turns herself gladly.

“That way you and little bro can make out while I pound you for as long as I can stand it.”

She bounces up and down and yells, “Yaaay!”

Angry’s eyes follow the trajectory of those lovely globes flying in slow-motion in front of his eyes. 

She sees the hunger in his eyes.

“Come here, my sweet little lover.” She holds out her arms to him and like he was on the other end of a rubber-band he snaps right back to her. It’s mere seconds before he’s on the bed, on his knees, in front of her and her lips are on his and her arms are wrapped around his body.

This makes Smiley happy and he lifts her ass up, which pushes her breasts against Angry’s bare chest. His hands come up and cups them and caresses them. God, she feels fucking amazing. He’s in awe of this beautiful creature. Once Smiley has himself positioned perfectly under her lips, he flicks his hips up and plunges into her plush juicy insides. It forces a loud groan out of both of them. Then she smiles and continues kissing Angry.

Smiley’s fingers make deep dimples on her thighs as his grip tightens on her. He starts moving her hips with his hands and thrusting up into her. She has to break the kiss and moan out loudly. “Oh my Goddddd, you feel good. Fuck.” She straightens up a bit, pulling Angry along with her and she throws her head back. She’s flying high on the gusts and updrafts of the amazing feelings coursing through her right now.

Angry looks at her getting totally fucked out by his brother and he smiles and his eyes drop to the lovely jiggle of her breasts. Every time he sees them this warm feeling washes over him and all he wants is to be safely held by her and to have her breasts in his mouth. He just has to have them. He inches down and places his mouth on her nipple. Oh my God! Having it in my mouth. Mmmm… God, I gotta control myself. I’m about 2 seconds from shouting Mommy. What the fuuucck? Why is this sooo good?

He loses himself in it for some time. She straightens her back out even more, simultaneously adjusting the positions of both of the guys; Smiley inside of her and she moans as she feels him rubbing against her back wall now, and Angry, who now doesn’t have to hunch over as much to gain access. He sits back on his heels and her breasts are now perfectly at mouth level. His hands alternate running up and down her stomach and leg. He cannot stop touching her. But he wants to be touched by her, too.

He finds her hand and gently puts it between his legs. He was still mostly limp but he didn’t care. He just wanted to feel her hands on him, touching him. He wanted anything that was gonna intensify this. She doesn’t disappoint.

They stay just like that for a little while and then she turns her head back to look at Smiley and she smiles at his ecstatic grin. “Nahoya?”

“Yes, love?” His eyes actually open a bit and she sees his gorgeous blue eyes. He is stunningly beautiful. Phew!

“I want to cum reeeal bad but I need you to fuck me as hard as you can, ok? You think you can do that for me, big boy?”

That big ol’ smile comes right back and those baby blues disappear once again.

“Yeah, heh heh, I think I can manage it.” He slides out of her and gets up off the bed. He looks to Angry and says, “Hey buddy, yer gonna have to just watch now for a little bit. Ok?”

Angry looks slightly sad but he nods his head and moves off the bed as well. She’s left there all on her own, naked, sitting on her heels on the bed. 

Smiley shakes his head and holds out his arm for Angry to come to him. He wraps his arm around Angry’s shoulders and turns his head towards him.

“Y’ever seen anything so fucking delicious in your life?”

He starts shaking his head in a daze. “No…not even close. She’s like an…angel or something.”

They hear her musical laugh. “Farrrr from it, I’m sure.” She gives them a wicked look and Smiley’s dick twitches. “Welp, that’s my cue. Get on your stomach for me…angel.” He smirks at her and she giggles and complies, eagerly.

“Even drunk, I ain’t gonna be able to stop from cummin this time. You want me to get a condom?”

She turns her head away from him and says, “no”.

“Damn, yer filthy, girl!”

It makes her laugh. “Nooo, birth control.”

“Nice. Just what I like to hear. Wish more girls were smart like you.”

She smiles but it fades to a straight face. She knew why she was so “smart” now. It was because she’d been so dumb before, with Dai. The dark thoughts start creeping in. She suddenly yells out, “Fuck me, Nahoya! Fuck me till we both cum.”

His dick twitches again. “Yes, ma’am! When I start, I’m gonna be comin in fast and hard, ok sugar?”

“Mmmhmmm” she says, biting back the tears. She needs him to fuck every last bad feeling out of her soul. “Pleeeaassee,” she whimpers.

He plunges into her with a long drawn out “Mmmmmm”. 

He starts pounding into her with a great grunt and a loud smack of their bodies at the end of each collision…over and over…

“Harder! Fuck me uuupppppp! Oh my Godddddd!”

His eyes roll into the back of his head as he fucks her into oblivion.

Angry is watching them with eyes wide. He has no problem getting an erection now. He’s hard as steel and is very soon experiencing one of the best orgasms he’d ever felt. All three of them end up cumming at the same time and all that’s heard for a little bit is a great assortment of animalistic grunts and moaning noises. When their respective orgasms were done with them, none had anything left over. Angry smiled to hear all of them breathing so heavily. He stumbled over to the bed and layed down next to her. He immediately curled up in her arms and started dragging his fingertips up and down her belly. He had no sexual intent, she just liked feeling her. She ran her fingers through long silky hair and it sent chills all through his body.

He tipped his head up from looking at her stomach and looked at her face. He kissed her. She moaned into their kiss and pulled away with a smile. “Y’know…this is literally the perfect way to end this looooovely night. I’ve never fallen asleep in the arms of two lovers. Mmmmm… Perrrrrfectttt…”

She turns her head to Smiley. “Will you spoon me, love?”

“With pleasure.”

“Just till I fall asleep. Then you can do whatever the fuck you want.”

He chuckles at her ordering him around. “Ha ha, ok, Missy. Did I not dominate you hard enough?”

She giggles. “I bet you’d looove to be dominated…” She looks into his eyes which have opened once again. “…by the right girl, perhaps.”

He shrugs. “Maybe.” He moves himself up against her back and slides his arm under her. She holds out her arms in front of her and Angry scootches into them and lays his head sideways on her breasts. She wraps her arms around his neck and back. Smiley moves his hand down and at first, rustles his brother's hair a bit with his fingertips. Then he relaxes his hand and lets his fingers just play. 

“Mmmm… Can I just stay right here…like for the rest of my life?”, Angry says lazily.

Aya and Smiley start laughing. It makes all of them bump and bounce.

“I think somebodyyyyy’s in looove, ladies and gentlemen.”

She feels his face get hot against her chest. 

Oh my Godddd, he’s so damn precious. He’s definitely the sensitive one of the two. Awwww, poor baby’s gonna get his heart broken here. She frowns. It makes her sad because she genuinely liked the boy and she didn’t want to hurt anyone. She just had an itch that HAD TO get scratched. And, sex was the only therapy she’d found to push the darkness in her soul back. 

She brought her lips down and kissed his head and wrapped her arms a little tighter around him. Angry was currently in heaven. He brought his arm up her leg and then draped it over her waist and his brother’s. His eyes closed.

This is the closest thing she’d felt to being with Dai. She smiled.

And it took two of them to get there. Jesus… He’s fuckin ruined me. No, no. Stop. This is good. I feel good. I just want to stay right here, right in this moment, feeling this and go to sleep. 

Sleeeeep…

“Mmmmm….”

[calciferstims]

Just looked through the ENTIRE Pokédex to pick out my favorites and here were my many wild thoughts as I went along:

Ok I was always a loyal fire type stan as a kid and that still stands, I have such a soft spot for all the fire type starters

However, I’m REALLY into the grass types now??

Also I always liked water types I think. Marill especially is one I remember loving very much.

I think the only type I can confidently say I don’t care for is fighting 🤭 like I’m sorry to any fighting type stans but why are they all so ugly who decided we needed an element for ‘hehe punching and kicking hehe look they have hands’

Ok I may have a big soft spot for every single canine Pokémon

Actually just every single Pokémon that walks on all fours. Every one that is simply an Animal. Fave.

Also any Pokémon that are just like. Edgy. Like anything I think a ‘cringe’ emo kid (like me in middle school lmao) would like I just un-ironically love so much LIKE THEY ARE JUST COOL OK. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ACTUAL HOUNDOOM LORE IS BUT IT REMINDS ME OF A PITBULL LIKE A BIG SCAWY DOG THAT EVERYONE’S AFRAID OF BUT ITS JUST A BIG SOFTIE. AND ZOROARK? HELLOOOOO

I don’t think I would particularly be drawn to Lucario today but I do remember it being one of my faves when I played Pokémon as a kid and I had a close bond with mine :’)

I’m sorry but some of the evolutions start off so cute and then turn SO ugly like 😭 Torchic… why they do him so dirty.. look how they massacred my boy…..

Ok I have never related to a Pokémon more than Swadloon

ALSO ESPURR PLSSS. HIM FACE.

I really wish there were more dark types as cool as I want them to be?? Idk man I just feel like every single dark type should be fitting to the imagination of a my chemical romance-obsessed middle schooler and they’re kinda letting me down

YVELTAL. MY BELOVED. MY GUY. MY COOL ASS DUDE, THAT’S WHAT I’M FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT. Ok Pokémon Y was the one I played the most I’m rlly soft for it ok

Why is Salazzle looking at me like that. I don’t like it. Jk the design is ok but. It looks like it’s trying to seduce me

OK BRUXISH IS WORSE. HATE. SO MUCH.

SHDVHH MARSHADOW HAS THE SAME ENERGY AS ESPURR I LOVE IT

Anybody who hurts Wooloo gets killed on the spot. That is all.

Ok there is something about Polteagist I just really enjoy. The face… the lil pose.. it is simply hanging out. Looks like it’s coming out to say hi to me :)

S N O M.

Ok I am not a bug person at all so a lot of the bug types just make me go ‘eh’ but also when the bug types DO go off, they go off SO hard??? Literally pop off sis ok

See, Spectrier is where it’s AT. That looks exactly like the type of Pokémon my MLP, anime-obsessed aunt still in her emo phase would go wild for. 10/10.

OH THANK GOD I DID IT. PHEW

I think I picked out like over 50 Pokémon that I jotted down in my notes app. Mayhaps I will go through later and try to isolate some top faves 🤔

[bitchybutcher]

Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 2:

-        Gird your loins

-        I’m dying to know more about Black Noir

-        Ugh ffs Homelander smarming about on stage at Translucents funeral

-        It’s an empty box but I suppose how would people know cause invisible corpse

-        WHY IS ANNIE SINGING AT THE INVISIBLE PERVS FUNERAL

-        Aw no straight in with Sad Kevin

-        Oh ok angry drunk Kevin

-        Ugh not these Samaritans Embrace fuckers again

-        Oh Annie. Parroting the company line. I hope she’s gonna fuck them all over

-        SAD HUGHIE OH NO

-        BILLY JOOOOOELLLL

-        Aw Kimiko is learning

-        Her lil smile

-        Oooh Hughie is a liiiiiar

-        Meeting on the subway like a couple shifty teenagers

-        Oh I forgot they microchipped the supes like dogs

-        Oh nooooo young love angst

-        Oh no a Sad Kevin incident

-        Aaaaand he’s been arrested

-        A nice archer bailed him out

-        Omfg the fake Butcher re-enactment

-        Oh do NOT tell me this crazy bastard is gonna drink the frozen breast milk

-        Oh fuck he is

-        What the FUCK, HOMELANDER

-        This visually impaired ninja seems nice

-        That probably means he’s gonna turn out to be a dick

-        OH FUCK

-        Homelander what the fuuuuuck

-        Ok what the shit is happening here in the motel

-        WHAT

-        What the fuuuuuck

-        I – MM is making a dolls house? That’s so cute

-        Oh shit smuggled people

-        Homelander is nuts with power

-        Uhhhh who is Carol and why is she staring at Kevin while he sleeps

-        Finally an archer who is honest about how useless they can be once they run out of arrows

-        Oh noooo are they gonna try brainwash Kevin with homeopathic stuff? And why do they keep offering him Fresca

-        OH FUCK ME NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THING

-        Oh Hughie has grown a pair since last season. Good for him

-        Where’s Butcherrrrrrrr

-        Body gore porn dude is called Gecko that’s too cute a name for him

-        Stormfront seems like fun

-        She’s gonna be pissing off Homelander so much I like her already

-        OH WHAT THE FUCK THE CIA LADYS HEAD EXPLODED

-        I like Stan

-        Giving Homelander the dressing down he needs

-        I know it’s convenient for Toni to wear the padded suit all the time but does Homelander ever wear anything else

-        Oh hiiii Becca I still think you’re a bitch and Butcher deserved better

-        BUTCHERRRRR YASSSSS

-        “Daddy’s home”

-        I’m dead. It’s official.

-        The fuckin smirk and the voice I’m fuckin dead

-        OH NO KEVIN IS TRYING THE CHURCH THING

-        Is he making shroom tea

-        Why is Patton Oswalt voicing Kevin’s gills this is delightful

-        Atrain is awake again that’s not good

-        I’m cracking up at Sad Kevin and his singing gills

-        Homelander is gone way off the deep end oh boy

-        Awwww soft Maeve in the hospital with her girlfriend

-        I want to like Becca but I can’t shake the bad feeling

-        Homelander is a terrible father

-        I mean I know he has no role models to base his parenting on, but yikes

-        It’s like if Scar was raising Simba instead of Mufasa

-        ….are the gang raiding a party city store

-        I love how Frenchie always looks a mix of horrified and amazed whenever Kimiko kills someone

-        AWWW IT’S HER BROTHER YAY

-        Oh shiiiiiiiit

-        Butcher STOP JUST SHOOTING PEOPLE

-        You were right this season is weird

-        I like Kimiko’s brothers bedazzled denim jacket

-        Butcher don’t punch Hughie wtf

-        Starting with Hughie listening to the same song again, nice

-        Butcher is terrible at apologising it’s so cute

-        I’m sorry did Hughie just fall over trying to throw a punch

-        The kid’s a dandelion omg

-        Why are they on a boat? Did Karl just decide “I like being on boats lemme go on a boat”?

-        I see what you mean about Homelander being scary

-        He’s completely insane

-        Why does this storyboard guys shirt say assbinder

-        Chace Crawford is an excessively veiny man

-        BLACK NOIR IS CRYING

-        Or possibly laughing

-        Hard to tell when they have no face

-        Annie actually leaked all the compound V stuff good for her

-        FRENCHIE KISSED HUGHIE

-        Homelander is gonna get this kid killed tryna make him fly

-        Honestly the kid looks more like Hughie

-        OH MY GOD HE PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF

-        OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOMELANDER YOU CAN’T DO THAT

-        Oop there’s the laser eyes

-        Oh Homelander is back at the Tower and freaking Maeve out

-        OH FUCK THE BROTHER IS LOOSE

-        Hughie don’t do it

-        Oh ok I thought he was gonna jump off the boat

-        Kevin and the cult weirdos are up to something

-        Hughie no you don’t call the girl you like crying over Billy Joel lyrics

-        Oh god boyo you don’t then drop the L word in the same voice message!

-        He’s hopeless

-        Oh nooooo Kevin is attacking the boat goddammit Kevin

-        OH FUCK A WHALE

-        For fuck sake Kevin

-        Ewwwww

-        Butcher what the fuck

-        Hughie having a nervous breakdown inside of a whale

-        No but why is Karl so hot covered in blood

-        Actually I didn’t even need to include the blood part of that question

-        Oh boy here we go, the 7 show up to find Sad Kevin crying over spilt whale

-        ….why is Stormfront tryna get all up in Homelander’s ass?? I thought she was cool but now she’s all lemme suck that radioactive dick

-        OH NO

-        Poor Kevin he’s worked so hard to accept his gills and now Homelander has knocked him back down

-        Oooo dear Atrain is having a heart attack again this isn’t good

-        Oh fuck is Hughie gon get caught

-        Oh no it’s Annie it’s ok

-        OH FUCK

-        ANNIE WHY

-        THAT’S YOUR HUGHIE

-        OH MAN KIMIKO’S BROTHER IS BADASS YES SQUASH THE SMUG PRICK

-        Oh I do NOT like Stormfront holy fuckin shit what’s wrong with this woman

-        Poor Kimiko

-        What’s with the random woman talking about calling off her wedding?

-        Why is Frenchie taking drugs

-        FUCK SAKE FRENCHIE DON’T TRY KISS A GIRL WHEN SHE’S GRIEVING

-        What the FUCK is thiiiiis

-        Is he dreaming or is this the shapeshifter tryna stay alive by granting Homelander some sick wish

-        Yikes I feel bad for Doppelganger

-        I am fascinated by whoever and whatever the fuck Black Noir is

-        MM sees right through everyone’s bullshit

-        I feel so bad for Annie

-        Ooooo Atrain getting fired

-        MM having to put up with Hughie and Annie having a we didn’t start the fire singalong 😂

-        Ok who’s in the weird group therapy sesh with these women with strange views on love

-        Vending machine date so cute

-        Omfg ahahahaha the girl with the Ed Sheeran tattoo

-        I really want to like Becca cause she stands up to Homelander but I can’t shake the suspicions about her

-        I feel bad for Butcher

-        Homelander is a scary good liar

-        Oh shit interviewer lady is pulling out the diversity questions

-        OH FUCK

-        HE’S OUTED MAEVE

-        Poor Maeve what the fuck

-        Ugh Stormfront

-        Shut your racist hole bitch

-        Oh shit Kimiko on the warpath

-        Frenchie! Kimiko listen to him he’s tryna help

-        MM is doing a lotta sharing this episode

-        Ohhhh something bad is gonna come out about this Liberty lady they’re looking for oh fuck

-        Wait WHAT. STORMFRONT IS LIBERTY

-        Stormfront is like 70????

-        She’s really good with social media for an old bird

-        Ohhh fuck Homelander is pisssssssssed

-        Christ you’d know Homelander was an only child

-        Bitch you better not be fucking Butcher over

-        I FUCKIN KNEW IT

-        BECCA YOU RAGING BITCH

-        Got her goodbye fuck then called the supercops on him cause he’s a little broken? FUCK BECCA

-        Oh no Annie don’t give Hughie the “we can’t do this” talk

-        Pick your emo ass up and stop being melodramatic

-        All these women are chatting to Kevin?? Why??

-        Also this most recent one is super weird

-        THEY WERE INTERVIEWING TO BE KEVINS WIFE

-        This cult thing is so fuckin weird omfg

-        KEVIN GET YOUR SAD BUTT OUT OF THE CULT

-        Oh gross not the Doppelganger shit again

-        Doppelganger is really bad at flirting

-        ….

-        WHAT THE SHIT

-        Nonononono don’t do the selfcest

-        Not even Homelander is that fucked up

-        This is super weird

-        Why is Homelander crying

-        OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM

-        Uhhhh are they doing a lesbian scene in a vcu movie

-        Christ that was terrible and way too on the nose

-        “Strong female lesbians”

-        Homelander you himbo fuck what other kind of lesbian do you get

-        I feel bad for Ashley

-        She just wants to do her job well

-        Poor Butcher. His lil heart is broken

-        Oh no baby you’re hurt and upset? That’s so sad let me suck your dick about it

-        Oh no what’s he gonna do

-        BUTCHER WHAT THE SHIT

-        I mean it’s really fuckin hot but still

-        There’s always a cut on the cheekbone

-        “They’ve been moving her around like a Catholic priest” omg HUGHIE

-        Aww he called Hughie his canary

-        Oh shit are Frenchie and Kimiko missing?

-        KEVIN GOT MARRIED

-        BILLY HAS AN AUNTIE

-        Doggiiiiie

-        Awwwww soft Butcher with his dog

-        Aaaand now I feel bad for Atrain cause he’s being kicked to the curb

-        Oh gross this interview with Kevin and his cult wife

-        This is so cringe holy fuck

-        Bring back the Patton Oswalt gills

-        Why are the gangsters discussing musicals specifically Hamilton

-        FUCKING HELL KIMIKO PEELED OFF THAT GUYS FACE

-        Ahahaha the boys showed up at Butchers aunties house

-        The dog’s name is Terror that’s so cute

-        Hahahaha Hughie was holding the fuck pig

-        Why is there a sniper on the roof

-        Oh shit it’s Black Noir

-        Ugh what does Annie’s mom want and why is Stormfront being her friend

-        Oh hey it’s dickless

-        These two writer dudes are hella irritating

-        Poor Elena getting dragged into this shit

-        Yes Maeve scheme against his ass

-        Heartbroken Butcher is so tired

-        He needs a hug

-        Hughie give Butcher a hug please

-        Why is Kimiko in a church

-        Oh hey its Frenchie’s other girlfriend

-        Oh ok Kimiko is doing hits that’s fair

-        The old man just looking away like “I do not see it”

-        Aw no Frenchie don’t break up with Kimiko

-        Oh fuck off Cult Kevin

-        Stormfront again?????

-        Does this bitch ever fuck off

-        DID SHE JUST CALL ATRAIN GARBAGE

-        Wait why is Homelander giving an unapproved speech

-        This is gonna end in someone getting murdered isn’t it

-        OH FUCK

-        That’s a lot more murder than I expected

-        Ohhhh phew ok he was just daydreaming

-        Ashley is gonna go bald from stress

-        I adore grumpy Butcher

-        Omg auntie Judy is a drug dealer I love her

-        Ohhhh shit Homelander is having a nervous breakdown

-        BOBBY FROM X-MEN????

-        Uhhhh why is Homelander talking to Stormfront this can’t be good

-        Ooh MM set a trap this gon be good

-        BUTCHER HAS A BROTHER???? THAT HUGHIE IS LIKE

-        Oop Lenny is dead

-        The random explosions as Black Noir trips the traps

-        Oh shit Butcher locked the others out to face Black Noir alone

-        YES MM

-        OH NO MM

-        YES HUGHIE

-        Oh fuck did he KO Butcher

-        Shiiiit shit shit shit

-        Yes Butcher save your Hughie

-        Oh good they all survived

-        For fuck sake Kevin stop with the cult shit

-        Maeve please save Kevin from the cult

-        Annie why are you sneaking around don’t do it

-        There’s a lot of shots of Annie’s bum

-        What the fuck is Sage Grove

-        Stormfront needs to go choke on a bag of dicks

-        Oh fuck no not Homelander again

-        Uhhhhhhh

-        Stormfront x Homelander was not what I was expecting

-        These two have the WEIRDEST relationship

-        They’re gonna do some really fucked up supe bdsm shit aren’t they

-        Frenchie is Betty White. Fair enough

-        Wait what is happening. Why is Annie letting Frenchie at her with a lil saw

-        Ohhh the chip

-        “This might sting a little” FRENCHIE IT’S A FUCKIN SAW

-        Oh fuck that’s a big chip

-        Oh look it’s loves psychotic dream

-        Well that’s suitably gross

-        Aww Kimiko hugging Annie

-        Butcher is so menacing I love him

-        Kevin tryna be helpful to his buddies he’s so cute

-        NO! NO BAD KEVIN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE JOIN YOUR CULT

-        Kimiko with her brass knuckle

-        Oh man, flowers??? Homelander has it BAD

-        Annie back the fuck off and leave Butcher alone

-        OH SHIT IT’S STORMFRONT AT THE HOSPITAL NOOOO

-        What the fuck is going on at this hospital

-        OH FUCK BOBBY FROM X-MEN IS LAMPLIGHTER

-        Oh shit who got let out

-        What does Cindy do

-        OH SHIT SHE’S THE HEAD BURSTER

-        Aaaaaaand now they’re all out

-        Good job, guys

-        Ewwwwww acid vomit

-        OH NO HUGHIE

-        Are you kidding me?? Annie can’t go all Starlight unless there’s a power source in the immediate vicinity??

-        What kinda fuckin shite superpower is that

-        Aha Butcher agrees with me

-        Ok so I’m guessing Homelander went berserk on set

-        Uhhhh apparently Cult Lunch is a therapy sesh?

-        Atrain get outta there

-        This cult leader guy is an arsehole

-        Hospital escape lookin like a horror survival game

-        Awwww flashbacks to happy times

-        Omfg Butcher with the slicked back hair

-        Welp, Annie just killed a guy

-        Oh shit a baby seat

-        Annie is gonna have a bad case of the guilts now

-        Oh fuck ok Lamplighter killed the kids by accident

-        So Frenchie went to save his friend instead of tailing

-        Oh god that’s the penis isn’t it

-        Stormfront to the…rescue? Maybe? She’s gonna kill Lamplighter isn’t she

-        Oh, no ok she didn’t kill him

-        Aw no sad Butcher cause Hughie’s hurt

-        Oh nooooo Elena found a video from the plane

-        Mallory gon kill sad Lamplighter?

-        Stormfront is coming clean to Homelander? Whaaaa

-        She was buddies with the Nazis??? SHE WAS MARRIED TO THE VOUGHT FOUNDER GUY

-        Oh fuck the head burster is still alive

-        A montage of how Stormfront is brainwashing people into racist attacks, nice

-        I hate Annie’s mom so much

-        Black Noir has just fuckin LAMPED Annie

-        Butchers mum called him 😂😂

-        Oh shit his dad died

-        Why are Hughie and Lamplighter watching knock off supe porn

-        Oh boy a racist rally

-        Homelander just threw Annie under the bus

-        Hughie that’s a really weird pep talk

-        And he’s gonna get Lamplighter killed

-        BUTCHERS MUM IS ADORABLE

-        Oh shit it’s Denethor

-        And he’s not dead

-        Oh fuck he’s why Lenny died?

-        Shit Lenny shot himself

-        Butcher was SAS???

-        WHERE ARE MY PICS OF BUTCHER IN HIS ARMY UNIFORM

-        Ah fuck he’s bringing stepmommy Stormfront to meet the kid

-        I have an urge to run my fingers through Butchers beard

-        Frenchie and Kimiko are too cute she’s teaching him her sign language

-        Is this a cult birthday party?

-        Poor Eagle the Archer. He pissed off the cult so he’s gon be excommunicated

-        Uhhhh kiddo made a Lego film?

-        Good for him

-        I know it shouldn’t be sexy when Butcher starts threatening to brutally murder people in his growly voice, I know, but hear me out: sexy growly voice

-        11/10 would let Karl Urban murder me

-        Oh FUCK Lamplighter killed himself

-        Poor Hughie

-        Why do all the bad things happen to him, like having to saw off a dead guy’s hand with a broken whiskey decanter

-        Annie versus Black Noir, beat his/her ass girl!

-        HUGHIE COME SAVE YOUR ANNIE

-        YAY MAEVE

-        Black Noir has an almond allergy that’s such an off the wall weakness

-        Annie’s favourite chocolate bar saved her life

-        Well Maeve did, technically. But still

-        Omg Hughie accidentally saving Annie’s mom

-        Hughie and Annie are too cute

-        Oh shiiiiit Homelander screwed the pooch and showed the kid everything

-        HAHA SUCK IT BECCA

-        OH SHIT HEADS ARE BURSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE

-        Butcher in his lil jumper

-        For a non-American, this school safety psa video is supremely weird

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS CALLED BOB

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS JUST BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL BUT FANCY

-        Annie’s mom critiquing her choice in boyfriends while in mortal danger is gas

-        And typical

-        The lads going nuts with weapons they’re so happy look at them

-        And Butcher in his lil jumper again he looks so comfy

-        I would very much like to cuddle him in the soft jumper and give him beard scritches

-        Annie ffs let Hughie enjoy his Billy Joel, that’s a good choice

-        Ahahaha Maeve just called Hughie a twink

-        She’s not wrong

-        Oh fuck off Becca

-        Uuuuugh OF COURSE Mr Edgar is in with the cult

-        Oop Atrain overheard all of that

-        Poor Ashley she’s going bald from stress

-        The kid is gonna have a meltdown

-        Poor Hughie with his mom leaving

-        I wonder if she’ll pop up at some point and turn out to be a supe that would be fun

-        ATRAIN YOU CAN’T JUST APPEAR IN A CAR LIKE THAT YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE

-        Hold the phone is Homelander actually being a good dad for a minute

-        What the actual fuck is Stormfront on with this white genocide shit

-        Ahahaha the news broke

-        Uh oh the Vought soldiers got caught by Homelander

-        OH SHIT

-        MM BETTER BE OK

-        Becca fuckin constantly squawking about Ryan is so annoying

-        WHY IS KIMIKO LAUGHING

-        It’s adorable but still

-        Oh FUCK she snapped her neck

-        She’ll be fine

-        She’s like a wolverine, snapped neck won’t keep her down

-        AYYYYY MAEVE

-        The lads just watching them kicking the shit out of her like uhhh

-        Oh hey Becca did something useful and stabbed the Nazi in the eye

-        Huh. The kid melted Stormfront

-        Good for him

-        AHAHAHA YES HE GOT BECCA TOO

-        BYEEEEE FELICIAAAAA

-        I mean yeah, heartbroken sad Butcher isn’t nice to see, but Becca sucked

-        Aaaand now Homelander covered in blood has arrived to listen to Stormfront babble in German

-        This is like in those scenes where it’s like oh who will the dog go to

-        Ayyy Atrain got back into the 7

-        Aww poor Kevin getting rejected again

-        See Kevin this is why we don’t join cults

-        Annie thought he was breaking up with her, girl don’t be daft

-        Butcher and the kid, not awkward at all

-        The one lesson Butcher can teach a kid – “don’t be a cunt”

-        Aww happy endings for all the boys

-        Aaaaand a “happy ending” for Homelander too by the looks of it

-        Oh ffs a corrupt politician in with the cult, what a surprise

-        HIS HEAD BURST

-        Wait the politician lady is the head burster? I’m so confused

-        Confusion may have been aided by it being almost 3am

-        Hughie getting a real job, bless him

-        Too bad it’s with the head burster

-        Oh this is such a good song to end the season with

-        Welp, now begins the long wait for season 3, I guess

-        Should I sleep or find fic to read

-        Body says sleep, heart says fic

-        That’s a lie, heart says Butcher

-        ….Butcher fics it is

[bohemiansweede]

New Year's

Kiss

Fanfic

Pairing Ben Hardy Reader

Warnings Smut 🔞

A/N Please like and reblog or if you want to leave a comment

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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The bell turned 11

Shit... Damnit

You had worked late at the hospital and you almost missed your friends New Year party

The taxi drove slowly in the London traffic

Everyone were going somewhere

- Ma'am.. I have to stop here, we are stuck

- Ohh. It's ok, I can walk the last bit, you payed him with a generous tip, Happy New Year

You almost ran the last bit

How on earth could you miss this party

She had contacts thru work, you knew who were there

You went inside and stomped the snow from your feets

- You made it Y/N, Tanya shirped and gived you a tight hug and held out a glass

- Thanx.. Phew.. Almost

- I was worried you couldn't come, but I guess THAT Mr has something to do with it huh

You blushed

You could not deny it

- Actually Y/N.. I have a plan.. Or.. Maybe it is a bet.. She giggled, clearly tipsy

- What?.. No.. No.. I'm not making a fool of myself.. Not again

- Hunnie.. Forget what happen two years ago now, its soon new beginnings.. Right.. He is alone here tonight, no date... Sooooo.. Why not give him a new year kiss..

- What?.. Hell no..

Deep inside, you wanted nothing more than kiss him.. His juicy plump lips..

But here? In front of everyone?

- Ok... I do it

- Great sweetheart.. You have 20 minutes

- Shit.. Where did the time go..

She didn't have a clue

You took your glass and mingled around a little

It was crowded

But in between all perople, you finally saw him

He looked straight at you, raised his glass and gaved you a wink

Your thighs almost clenched together

He looked after you when you sneaked behind all people, you saw him looking after you

10 minutes left

*FUCK*

You couldn't do this, but damn he was handsome tonight

The sound of your own heart pounded in your head and your mouth felt dry, it felt like you were in a bubble

You were almost right behind him.

He looked like he was looking for someone.. Could it be you

He clinged his glass with a few of them around him

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*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Everyone cheered and hugged.. Kissed..

You placed your hand on his shoulder

He turned around immediately

You wrapped your arms around him and gaved him a kiss on his lips

He opened his mouth to deepen it more but got abrupted by a drunk man almost falling over you

You smiled a little shyly and clinged his glass

- Happy New year Ben

- Happy New year hunnie

He leaned forward to give you one more kiss

But yet again you got abrupted, his friend wanted to toast with him

You turned around to leave

You zig zagged through the crowd and ended up in a narrow hallway

- Hey... Where are you going?

You turned around

- Ben.. Hi...

- Did you try to escape me?

- No..., you pulled him closer by his tie

Your lips crashed together again

He pinned you up on the wall with his strong arms

You whimpered when you felt his lips on your neck

He lifted you up a bit more so you straddled his neck, he burried his face between your thighs and almost growled when he found out that you didn't have any underwear

He ate you out like there was no tomorrow, His fingers dug into your pussy and started to fuck you fast

- Shit... Ben... Omg....

He moaned and breathed heavily

- FUCK... I'm coming... AHHHHHH

GOD... CHRIST!!!!

Nobody heard you screaming, the party was in full action

He put your feets down again and smiled at you

- Turn around baby

Your legs were wobbly but you gaved him a smile and did as you were told

You leaned to the wall, pouting your ass up to him

He grabbed your hips and let his cock follow your slit up and down

You just loved his girthy cock stretching you out and he fucked you hard and fast

He dug in his fingers in your flesh and kissed your neck

- GOD HUNNIE....

You knew he was close, his cock started to twich and you pushed him away with your ass

Kneeling in front of him and opened up your mouth

He stroked his cock a few times

Then you felt his warm salty fluid down your throat

You licked around it and dragged your tounge up and down his shaft, opened your mouth again to show him that you were his good girl and swallowed it all

You stood up with a smile

- Could not have your cum running down my thighs you know

He slapped your ass and gaved it a squeeze, kissing you sloppy

- You are so fuckin amazing baby.. But.. I'm far from done with you, I give you more when we get home

The year had just begun

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[zima74824]

Pico: so speaking of names have you had any ideas?

Zima: well there’s a lot of names I like but .... I always liked the name Ashley

Pico: ok Ashley what about a boy name?

Zima: hmm... max I like what about you Pico?

Pico: girl : Bailey boy : mike or Michael

Zima: alright I guess we will just have to choose which one is right for the baby

Pico: yeah....

Pico: hey uh I’m going to go somewhere really quick I’ll be back

Zima: ok

Pico leaves the house searching for the perfect ring for her (the proposal in the future)*

Pico went to a store that had jewelry that included a engagement ring the ring itself was big the ring part of it was golden the color of the gem on it was red although it has a note on the side that says “or we can personally customize the ring “*

Pico: uh excuse me?

Store clerk: yes sir?

Pico: uh I’m hoping to propose to my girlfriend and I’m trying to find her a ring although this looks interesting there’s a customizable option?

Store clerk : Aw ok yes we can customize it

Pico: ok considering that idk what my girlfriend’s finger size is I’m gonna ask for you guys to maybe make it like that but just a tad bit wider and for color I’m unsure ik she likes bright colors and some dark but I can’t decide on what color she’d like it ?

Store clerk: how about we surprise you and then if it’s not good we will redo it until it’s right

Pico: ok thank you

*The store clerk went into a separate room to customize the ring and he waited *

(He isn’t gonna propose right away around the 12th he will )

*The Store clerk came back to the check out and showed Pico the ring *

Store clerk: ok sir how does this look ?

As the gem had a blue color a dark blue color *

Pico: hm I like it

Store clerk: alright then just put the ring back up here so I can scan it

Pico put the ring on the table as the store clerk scanned it few minutes after he purchased it her put the ring in his pocket (it has a box with it obviously)

Pico: alright I need to find a great place to hide this ....hmmmm maybe anti can help me...

Pico went into the house and found anti*

Pico: hey anti I need your help with something

Anti : sure dude what’s up?

Pico: uh can we talk in your room I don’t want zima to hear this

Anti : alright follow me then

Anti walked to his room and pico followed him *

Anti : alright we’re here cmon in

*Pico opened the door and pico and anti went inside and anti shut the door behind him and pico brought out the ring *

Anti sees it and gasped *

Anti : No way!!! No fuckin way!!!

Pico: shhhh! She might hear you and come down here!

Anti : sorry!

Pico: anyways I was planning on proposing to her sometime soon probably on the 12th but until then I don’t want her to see it

Anti : ah ya need a place to hide it luckily the only person who goes into my closet is me it’ll be safe in there

Anti opened his closet door as pico went in and hid it then he went away from it*

Then anti closed the closet door *

Pico: thanks man

Anti : no problem I’ve been with her since she was little

Pico: you’ve been her friend that long?!!!

Anti : yeah and to this day

Pico: wow

Anti : anyways go to her she misses ya

Pico: yeah I’m sure she’s probably waiting for me to come home

Pico leaves antis room and then goes into zima’s room *

Zima: hey

Pico: hey how are you doing up here ?

Zima: alright I’m a bit nervous to be honest

Pico: why’s that?

Zima: well ik how the birth thing works and ik it’s going to hurt a ton but I’m just worried about my children I hope all goes well...

Pico: Aw I understand but trust me when the delivery happens I’ll be there

Zima: aren’t you nervous at all?

Pico: of course I’m nervous I’m going to be a dad !

Pico: I’m worried that I won’t be the best influence or best at parenting obviously you know how to do it as for me....not so much....

Zima: Aw I think you’ll do great if you have any issues I can help you

Pico: yeah I can live with that

Pico: phew

Zima felt a bit better *

Pico: so what now?

Zima: wanna watch a movie?

Pico: sure I’ll pick the movie this time

[tfw-no-tennis]

mtmte liveblog issue 11

and here we have to conclusion to the shadowplay arc...

clearly prowl hasn't seen national treasure smh

prowl, what exactly is confusing you about ‘secret government-sanctioned brainwashing facility’

the fact that prowl was willing to go so strongly against his morals to protect chromedome...oof bro 

so the senator is basically professor x and all the outliers are mutants. got it

senator shockwave was just a sexy thot who wanted justice....poor guy

so there ARE gloves on cybertron...am I to just assume that the doctors don't like using them for some reason????? I mean tbf I've known a few medical professionals who don't wear gloves during certain procedures, like giving shots which, imo, yikes I would never, even simple vaccines can cause bleeding, but to each their own...are ppe rules not strict on cybertron, or is there a low risk of infection transfer due to the nature of cybertronian diseases? ah, the real questions 

anyways. I should stop going on extremely off-topic medical rants

I relate to tailgate in his tendency to misspell. these liveblogs would be unreadable if it weren't for spellcheck

ouch, the fact that cd ‘never really forgave’ prowl for leaving the heist party w/out a word, even tho it turns out prowl stormed off w/a final request to keep cd safe and out of it all....cd and prowl are just a big tragic trainwreck huh

its interesting that skids used to be religious, when it seems like he isn't now. Wonder What Could Have Caused That Shift In Ideology! Hm!

oh my god I love how ironfist’s fanboy ranting about the primal vanguard is cut short just as he’s saying ‘a bomb disposal kit once used by-’ bc its like Oh I bet he was about to mention tailgate, yknow, the guy who (claims he) was the primal vanguard’s bomb disposal guy...that's such a great little detail

the stuff we hear from roller about senator shockwave is super interesting - it sounds like he’s been pretty aware of the state of society for a while, and has been trying to combat it from the inside...which isn't going so great, it seems, considering the state of society at the time. 

also the whole ‘modifying people to hold the matrix (sometimes without their consent?)’ thing he’s got going on is. interesting. again, is there any sort of ethics laws on cybertron, seriously guys,

oof, op cares so much abt senator sw :( they were in love okay 

red alert :( 

rodimus is such an interesting character AUGH the fact that he takes red alert’s potential suicide to be a personal failing on his part as a captain...which, yknow, that idea has merit considering rodimus’s part in the whole overlord thing, as well as rodimus having told red alert that ‘everyone thought he was losing it.’ yeahhhhh, that's not quite the approach to take w/someone clearly suffering from a paranoid breakdown

poor magnus has no idea about all the overlord stuff, which is what triggered red alert’s breakdown 

tho, magnus, idk that putting red alert in a cryofreeze chamber or w/e is the solution here. although maybe they’re all just at a loss bc cybertron’s only mental health specialist is current hanging out comatose in a bar

are we supposed to (retrospectively) read into rodimus and drift’s agreement to put red alert in storage as a way of covering up the overlord stuff? did they deduce that he figured out about overlord and that's what caused his breakdown? rodimus seems genuinely distressed about the whole cold storage situation, but is there more to it than ‘I failed as a captain bc this guy had a breakdown under my command’? I genuinely do not remember a lot about the overlord plot bc I was so confused the first time I read it and the second time I was too busy being extremely sad, so.

genuinely shocked that cybertron even has ‘health and safety inspections.’ it just figures that the one ratchet conducted wasn't an actual inspection, but an excuse to prepare for some good ole fashioned heisting

man I love a good heist/break-in

ok so skids rlly is just here for his grappling hook hvbhksddfjbjkdf my man

UH OH SENATE GOONS. never good

whoa, cybertronians have glenohumeral joints?? tho, ratchet says ‘glenohumeral socket,’ which doesn't exist in humans - we have a glenoid cavity/fossa/socket that articulates w/the head of the humerus to form the glenohumeral joint, so, close enough

anyways, that sure was a nonsequiter. ratchet busting out his lock picking skills is dope. do they teach that sorta stuff in cybertronian medical school? maybe its in place of the patient confidentiality lesson

seriously, ratchet sure knows a lot about bombs for a doctor. maybe they also cut out the courses on ppe and patient consent to make room for the cool stuff like BOMB CLASSES

op really DOES like jumping off stuff, doesn't he 

oh no senator :( 

JK HERES OP BUSTIN THRU A DUDES CHEST 

oh no roller :( 

‘remember me how I was’ NOOOO IM GONNA FUCKING CRY. SW AND OP MAKE ME SO SAD. GOD 

op yeeted that matrix bomb like he was trying to make a touchdown or...something. not sure why I chose football, the only sport I dislike, as my metaphor here 

lol it blew up a police station, nice

god, that reveal that the institute that we saw last issue was just one of many....and the one we saw was strikingly awful enough, so the fact that there's a ton more like that....oof

also, again, super interested in the fact that cd was involved in this arc where they see how scary and evil the institute is and then ended up working for the institute - well, the ‘new institute’ - later on

I'm weeping at the ‘big reveal’ for tailgate being that orion pax is optimus prime....its so funny that he didn't know that so it was a huge twist for him and absolutely nobody else hvbakdjhfbksjdf I love tailgate

also. is that the picture somebody drew of op for tg lmao

:D and then skids manages to wake rung up!!! all by getting his name wrong lmao. tho, maybe all the storytelling helped!

oh shit its zeta (prime?), here to talk to op, presumably about becoming the next space pope

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD THAT REVEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! BROOOOO the senator shockwave reveal slapped me right in the FACE the first time I read this, and that's saying something bc I seriously only understood like 40% of the shadowplay story my first readthru. but the shockwave reveal still had me SHOOK like oh god that was so fucking brutal. jesus

like the fact that the emotionless decpeticon shockwave used to have a completely different look and personality is already crazy enough, but then the tie-ins of empurata and shadowplay? brutal and amazing

like, this is the kinda retrospective backstory stuff that I love. it gives a lot of cool depth to both the characters and the world. I feel like it really helped cement concepts like empurata and shadowplay in the world 

and just, AUGH The Reveal still gets me...im pretty sure in my first readhtru I only picked up the fact that the senator PURPOSELY hasn't been named during this issue, and I was kinda ready for some sort of reveal but also figured it could be someone I didn't know bc of my limited tf lore knowledge, but even I knew who shockwave was and phew that blew me away 

that full-page art spread is fuckin banging also 

anyways, shadowplay arc! I really enjoy this arc and all its genre-hopping goodness, and the framing device of the characters telling a story is a lot of fun. plus we get to see a lot of cool backstory for many characters, and got tons of great worldbuilding for jro’s pre-war cybertron. 

I understood a lot more of the story upon my second (and now third) readthru of the series, which was super rewarding bc the first time I wasn't able to follow a lot of stuff (1st readthru I tended to assume that me being confused about something was due to my lack of previous knowledge of lore/story, so I didn't often analyze stuff seriously, or even employ critical thinking skills lmao). 

also some gnarly stuff went on w/the red alert b-plot, which we’ll pick up with later....

[mammon-chan]

whats your opinion on lessons 19 & 20? what do you think happens next?

O K *crackity crack the knuckles* I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS ASK FOR LIKE A DAY AND ITS BEEN KILLING ME bc i cant keep my mouth shut. 

also this might be a bit unorganised bc this is just my flow of thoughts from my brain to the keyboard & also im tired and not rlly all here mind-wise (if that makes sense?) so sorry. i may edit this later but prolly not jkgbdjfk

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR 19/20 AHEAD

i felt like something was up at the start of 19-2 when there was the flashing of the backgrounds and then the “months passed.” i was like “ok. this is it, it’s ending soon.” I JUST KNEW. that we were gonna leave. and i was dreading it. then i got further through chapter 19/especially towards the end, and it just confirmed my fear of. it’s gonna end. we’re done here. 

i already kinda thought MC was going to make a pact with lucifer soon, but it would be a more “NO YOU’RE MAKING A PACT WITH M E, MC” because luci’s pride wouldn’t let him belong to someone. what i didn’t expect was the staying up all night part.

i liked how we got the option to be romantic or friendly with each character, b/c i rlly only see a couple characters romantically and the rest are like platonic. so we could hug/kiss whoever and see their reactions. mammon was a huge cutie and was one of the only pure demons of them all when you kissed him!! minus levi, who just thought it was a joke, which i thought was super sad. but if you hug him he’s like omg marry me?? LIKE DUDE PLS. LOVE URSELF :( 

drunk asmo was so cute but made me so sad!! poor baby cried and everything :(( it kinda made me like him more seeing him vulnerable ig? it was rlly cute. satan’s story about the beast and comparing himself to it made me so sad. like babey :(( i love u. and also THE GROWTH OF SATAN LIKE UGH. I LOVE HIMMMM. 

beel was cute!! as always!! and like always worried abt belphie bjgkgf. i highkey love the thought of a beel/mc/belphie poly relationship. like the fact belphie’s intimacy was raised when you said you liked beel was like ??? IM LOVE U. they just want each other to be happy hhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok luci time. here’s,, a hot take. maybe. i don’t like the fact luci was endgame? like oh if u kiss him then u stay up all night doing [REDACTED] but like it’s not the same for the others? and like if you just hug him, then he complains? unlike everyone else. LIKE C’MON DUDE. although i am glad we did make a pact w/ him. i had a rlly bad feeling he was gonna make a pact with solomon/solomon was gonna try get pacts from the other brothers and i was about to kick his ass. 

also when we said goodbye to everyone i genuinely. cried. like so many ugly tears im so upset. 

that’s the end of my,,, review? idfk. 

what do i think will happen next? well. i’m in two minds about it. the first one is that they won’t update with anymore chapters and we’ll just get like a tonne of events like the sleepy nights one we have now and diff gacha/side stories. 

however. after solomon’s ominous asf text, and the fact that there’s still a next button, which, when clicked, says coming soon, means there might be a chance for a season two or something? which? i fuckin’ hope so. 

maybe the demons will come to the human world or something and drag MC back? or like come and visit and some catastrophe will happen. maybeee Diavolo’s daddy will awaken and all hell (lmao) will unleash in the devildom, and they need MC’s help somehow? idk i have so many ideas and they’re prolly all wrong. 

OK PHEW I WROTE A LOT AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE SO LIKE IF U MANAGED TO DECEIPHER/READ ALL THAT THEN THANK U??

i’ve probably forgotten stuff but THATS OKAY. 

also thank u for the question anon it’s a good one but also i can’t speak english, like ever. ♡

[ae0nx]

FRUITS BASKET EPISODE 14

Oh man, the screen cap for this episode is Tohru crying. I’m so in for it, aren’t I?

- SHIGURE WATCH: Why didn’t he go to Kyoko’s grave with the rest of them? Isn’t that lowkey impolite? What came up? Did he feel that if he were to go his frosty heart would truly melt completely? Hmmm... 🧐

OOO! New opening! It’s energetic and fun! I like the metaphor of the sunshine after rain and how that relates to the zodiac and Tohru. I like the character themed umbrellas. It’s all cute and fun. (Although, I am still dreadfully in love with ‘Again’, sorry)

- I love how much Tohru’s friends look up to Kyoko! It’s really just nice and I like how throughout this episode they kind of are there to keep things light and positive for Tohru knowing that this must be crushing her inside. Good friends! Everyone deserves good friends :)

- I too would love to see present day Kyo meet Kyoko! Any period of time interaction actually... (a boiling pot is bubbling within my heart in anticipation...)

*computer voice* Heart Stability has dropped down to 80%

- I love (love in the way of appreciating the work put into the anime) that Momiji’s accent drops when he’s around his mother and it just further highlights that he puts the accent on and the german phrases as a way of acknowledging and feeling closer to his mother. Even though she doesn’t remember him, he always will! Ok. Heart stability has dropped down to 50%

- Although it’s kind of nice how his mother still seems to care about him. Even if it is in the most general way.... Trying to find the positives, guys

So... this has kind of been a thought for a while, but the whole thing about using memory erasure to ‘cure’ people of their sadness is kind of... hmmm...

I get it. This is an extremely peculiar situation but this situation and also Kana’s situation both read to me as depression (in Momiji’s mother’s situation ‘post partum depression). And both depression and suicidal thoughts can be stemmed from one root but also a lot of the time that root tends to have many branches. So, would their depression really be ‘fixed’ by memory erasure? Life can be full of traumatic incidents, they can’t just erase someone’s memory every time a situation comes up. It feels a bit... irresponsible. But tbh, we’re talking about the Sohma family who aren’t the most emotionally healthy nor emotionally conscious group of people so...

- Also, I just clocked that this is a big reason as to why Momiji and Hatori seem to have such a close relationship! Although, it must be tough on Momiji knowing that Hatori was the one to take away his mother’s memories. And I also guess Hatori is trying to atone for it by being an additional parental figure in Momiji’s life... (a little bit of a reflection of a character that will be introduced probably at the end of this season... ahem.)

- But Momiji’s outlook on loss and his situation with his mother is so healthy! (Maybe too healthy) And emotionally mature! And he’s just trying so hard! I’m crying through my typing. Also...

Heart stability has dropped down to 40%

- Yuki has been clocking that Kyo has feelings for Tohru since the spa episode and I love it

- I was considering not doing an outfit appreciation this week cos it just felt so emotionally heavy but OUTFIT APPRECIATION: To both Uo and Hana. Hana as usual is coming through with the gothic queen realness, also love the dramatic flair of the veil and how it’s used later... And Uo! With Kyoko’s jacket! Just super badass and I love it. I love both of them in this episode. They definitely got together before this and agreed to just make sure that Tohru is happy and ok and keep the energy positive and I love it! (It’s a tragedy that they’re not romantically involved with each other)

- Although I do worry that Tohru has clocked this energy and is putting on a happy face to comfort everyone else and not let anyone worry about it. This was the first anniversary and she didn’t get a chance to cry. As someone who’s been there, it’s a bit... worrying

oh SHIT. (Btw, cinematic realness. We only expect the best from Uotani scenes) I am not ready for... newly adapted scenes. I quit. I don’t wanna play anymore. Heart stability has dropped to 10%

- I also love Uo just constantly reading the Sohma boys from head to toe and getting it 100% accurate.

Heart stability has risen to 40%

Waiit...

(I TOTALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA KISS HER. BUT THIS IS MY NEW LAPTOP BACKGROUND ANYWAY.)

Heart stability has dropped to 0%

I can’t. I’m not ready. I’M NOT READY. FUCKIn- CLOWNING OVER HERE. 

Well... clearly I need to recharge. And I have no idea what next week is gonna bring but I’m sure I’ll find out either through the tag or my memories of the anime/manga dripping through the bag of soil they’re in right now. Phew. Anyway... how about that new Spider-Man film, huh? (It was aite)

[uwonman]

(NSFW) DATING CHET CLANCY.

- ok so lets get one thing straight right off the bat

- CHET CLANCY IS NOT A DADDY DOM PERIODT

- phew alright now that that’s out the way

- ok so pt 2

- urs and chets first time would definitely be @ camp redwood

- okay wait so read me here

- while you guys are huddled up around the fire,, yknow talking abt the jingles story and whatever, you get really nervous,,,

- like and super anxious til you feel nauseous n shit

- chet, who you were sharing a log w/ noticed almost immediately, bc thats how you reacted to the whole “hiker incident”

- “you wanna go on a walk??” he’d whispered, to which u nodded

- he’d told you to simply get up and walk away, which you obeyed

- montana and ray had protest your leave, xavier to fixed on brooke to notice

- (u were so sad bc xav was ur best friend )): )

- anyways

- chet said that’d he’d go after you, making sure you were safe wherever you went

- trying to catch up with you, he was surprised when you came out from around the corner, scaring the shit outta that poor boi

- “you fuckin scared me” ,, he claimed as he pouted, catching his breath

- anyways yal started walking, finding yourself at the lake

- it started w just you both slipping your feet in

- then you got deep into conversation and decided that skinny dipping wouldnt be a bad idea

- so leaving your bra and underwear on,, and him in his gym shorts (bc we all kno he goes commando under that shit) ,, you both easily went into the water

- shit im really taking a long time

- anyways basically he’d asked you why serial killers freaked you out so bad, and you explained your mom was one of the counselors killed in the first incident

- a single tear slipped, and somehow he caught it, wiping it away delicately

- okay so at this point my boy said fuck it

- he tilted ur chin and kissed u like really passionately

- one thing led to another and you were grasping the docks that were above your head w/ ur legs wrapped around this guys waist,, right?

- he was like not exactly vanilla,, but also not like “u fuckin slut” if u get it

- he’s just,, normal??? and its not normal in a bad way

- okay now so into what sex w chet is actually like

- he’s well hung,, of course as we can all clearly see

- his cockiness is kinda a show and he’s actually pretty insecure

- but since he’d asked you to be his girlfriend after that whole “sex in the lake” thing,, he trusted you to not judge him

- he really likes listening to music while having sex

- like he really likes “don’t you want me” by the human league

- his favorite thing to listen to while he has you held up against a wall

- which surprisingly seems to be his fav position ^^

- like he re al ly enjoys standing?? but specifically like that

- you’ve noticed he doesn’t really ever want you to go down on him

- he eats u out tho

- he’s like ray,, hes more of a giver tbh

- chet is really nervous with trying new things even tho yal are technically dead and stuck @ the camp now lmao

- like he really doesn’t do much but missionary, up against the wall, or from behind

- he just really likes to see your face idk

- anyways, his hair is the best to grab onto omg

- he loves having your fingers grip at dark locks

- makes him go 🤯🤤🤤

- he’s literally the best tho

- like he’s not your first, but he’s your fav you’ve been w/

- and if u couldn’t tell, ur his fav too

- one last thing

- since hes so insecure

- he understands if u’d be too

- like he really likes fucking u in his oversized (on you) tops

- doesn’t care and loves every body type and every boob, butt, and tummy size ((:

- overall softy faknfiwjfjsjg

- loves hickies

- thats it folks

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e5 Live blog

“The Martial Arts Tournament”

Alright I’m back to the regular live blog schedule and theres 2 things before we get started. 1) OH MY GOD DO-S IS THE EPISODE THUMBNAIL WE GET TO SEE ALL THE MONSTERS POPPING UP and 2) DOES THAT MEAN WE’LL SEE ZOMBIEMAN TRAILING MARTIAL GORILLA BECAUSE IF SO I sincerely apologize in advance yall must be aware by now how that’s going to go down on this blog. Anyway, as always I’m watching this from the perspective of someone who is caught up on both the manga and web comic. Los geht’s!

Yup the centipede movement is still creepy as hell. I saw people saying it was cgi last week which I didn’t catch right away, but regardless it’s done so well because it looks unnatural.

EYYYYY ok actually I kind don’t care about Metal Knight. What this episode is actually going to be is me screaming about all the monsters liKE RHINO WRESTLER AND PHOENIX MAN GUYS I LOVE THIS STUPID BIRD SO MUCH HECKING HECK. I’m gonna vomit like him and Do-S PLUS Garou vs Bat PLUS the other S Class heroes (Tatsumaki and Flashy Flash??) I am not physically mentally or emotionally prepared.

Yo this seems to be a trend with the monsters and me, I am evidently never prepared for the garish color schemes they get. Not mad just surprised every time?

hhhhhhhhhhhhh Ok the fight! I’m… I’m gonna try really hard to not pause every 2 seconds because I will inevitably have many words to say and screen grabs to take but that would be more than excessive sooooo ok here I go

Lol I failed immediately. I love that they’re going shot for shot with the fight. I’ve said it before, but I really think Murata captures movement and action sequences so well in the manga that if the anime were to try and deviate, it just wouldn’t be as good (especially with all the flack JC staff has been catching). Also I ADORE Metal Bat’s theme music when his fighting spirit comes out??? It’s so corny and triumphant and bad ass at once it fits him so well?? Ok wait a second I thought that after metal bat hit the manhole cover it ricocheted and came back at Garou what the heck??? That was such a cool move on Bat’s part and demonstrates he’s not just brute force, but tactical too. Why’d they leave that out??OH COME ON THEY DID WHAT THE HELL WHERE IS THIS??

This is actually my least favorite thing about season 2 biggest complaint what the fuck they did my boy dirty here. Oh thank god Zenko is here to quell my anger. Also Bat’s glowing eyes of murderous intent. Look at her. A legend.

Garou: “...haa?” Yup still love his voice actor. Perfection. Also Zenko. Just. Metal Bat and Zenko. Moshi moooshi? Just. This whole thing was almost perfect. So close. The fight felt so short, and it was because they cut out some good stuff. So close to perfection uhg

AH MY STUPID BIRD MAN he sounds exactly like what I wanted him to I’m so glad and HAH the fuckin hand I forgot about that. Side note, Anyone else play Arkham Asylum? The monster association logo looks like Scarecrow’s symbol in that game…. ANYWAY I need to take a moment to appreciate that little Phoenixman chuckle it was hella cute ok

Rh-Rhino Wrestler basically just said “Then Perish”

Oh Fuck

Oh God

Martial Gorilla  

Oh fuck

O H F UK

oh false alarm im ok my heart rate skyrocketed for nix Oh Maiko Plasma!! I love her voice wtf its cute? Phew ok the tournament. Wait that’s not giving me a break either because MAX AND SNEK M A X AND SN EK

I love him and his stupid hair omg. I’m REALLY hoping that the anime branching out and giving other characters more spotlight will help them grow in popularity a bit. Every single character in this series is underrated imo. Even the popular ones like geNOS LOOKIT HIM clapping for his sensei. Genos is baby boy I lov

“Dark Corporeal Fist?” Isn’t Void Fist just easier to say? really now. Oh My God Sourface chanting “I’m ok I’m ok I’m ok” is literally my daily Mood™. Damn look at Bang taking out some frustration I’d hate to be that monster. Me too my dude Smile Man.

WHOA I was NOT expecting that transition!! Heart! Hard! HIT! It’s the Monster Wife!! And She definitely looks more monstrous in color oof those eyes ❤❤

OH FUCK OH GOD WAIT MARTIAL GORILLA AGAIN DAMN IT I WISH I REMEMBERED EXACTLY WHEN Z SHOWS UP MY BLOOD PRESSURE CANT TAKE THIS ofuck ok false alarm again but I’m low key freaking out as they pan through all the monsters because the S Class is so close like we’re about to get Child Emperor, Flashy Flash, Pig God, Drive Knight, Darkshine and so on who got next to no screen time in season 1 its giving me anxiety im so pumped??

OH FUCK GUYS PUREBLOOD OH SHIT FUCK I FORGOT WE SEE HIM THIS EARLY CAUSE HIS DESIGN KEPT CHANGING he looks stupid with his hair behind his ears and his voice is NOT what I imagined and that manga panel redraw I did was way off with the color scheme but I don’t care I have read and re-read that fight countless times this monster just grew on me by default oh no UHG and look at Super S again it looks like they’re going panel for panel here with her and I’m not complaining

They keep hopping to the tournament but I don’t have much to say about it until the shit starts going down….. and like I’m so excited for that Snek and Max moment (you know the one) but until then I’m just so overwhelmed by all the other plotlines happening I don’t have much in the way of comments for it

I lied ok that eye twitch got me. But see then it cuts away too quickly and the episode is over. I get that there’s a lot happening at once but the tournament feels dragged out a bit. It’s different when you read the manga at your own pace but cmonnnnnnnnnnnnn gimme moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HAH THANK YOU POST CREDIT STINGER YOU DELIVERED MY WISHES AND ZAKKOS IS SOME WEAK SAUCE.

NEXT WEEK GUYS ITS HAPPENING

Final thoughts. Um. I wish the Garou vs. Metal Bat was a tad longer just for that ONE moment. I’m still heartbroken over it. But otherwise? I’m so excited for next week, I can’t convey my excitement without being excessively obnoxious? this episode was pure hype. There are no buts about it- we are getting the S Class next week. I… think I’m going to leave work at noon to catch the episode right when it airs. I was saving that for an episode with Z but I don’t think I’ll be able to function at work if I stay. At this point every character is a fave and now we’re getting all of them, I feel so overloaded and we haven’t even seen anything yet. I don’t know what to even say about the future of these crap ass live blogs- they have no structure as it stands right now, but like they are going to devolve into just me screaming. Not even real words. just something like keyboard smashing and tears, probably. I’m so sorry, but anyway, as always thanks for reading, see yall next week assuming I survive

[a-manes]

Phew I thought you'd deleted your side blog and at this crucial Roswell nm time! 😂 I'm guessing by your new url and icon that you're the new brotp?❤ Fave things about the ep? Also wtf is goat yoga?!? Michael continues to deliver the one liners 😂

FAVOURITE THINGS ABOUT THE EPISODE?? OK

OK FIRST OF ALL, 

AND I KEEP SAYING THIS IN RANDOM TAGS IM SORRY BUT IT’S MY SHIT 

FIRST OF ALL, HERE’S THE THING ABOUT THIS SHOW THAT I NOT ONLY APPRECIATE BUT THAT GENUINELY, OUTSIDE OF ME FINDING THE DIALOGUE HILARIOUS AND THE PLOT INSANE, GENUINELY FIND ENGAGING ABOUT RNM: THEY STARTED THE SHOW IN MEDIA RES. BY AGING UP THE CHARACTERS TEN YEARS, BY HAVING THIS CRUCIAL MYSTERY TAKE PLACE TEN YEARS AGO AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, BY HAVING ALL OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS KNOW EACH OTHER/IN HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER FROM THOSE TEN YEARS PAST, WITH SOME OF THEM RETURNING ONLY NOW IN PRESENT DAY, WE’RE PRESENTED WITH A STORY FILLED WITH CHARACTERS WHO HAVE LONG-STANDING RELATIONSHIPS

RELATIONSHIPS WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

BECAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW IS STRUCTURED AROUND THIS ONE EVENT TEN YEARS PRIOR, THE BACKSTORIES AND THE RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN CHARACTERS BECOME CRUCIAL TO THE PRESENT DAY PLOT

AND I LOVE BACKSTORY

BACKSTORY IS ALL I EVER CARE ABOUT

LIKE THE MORE CANON THE BETTER IM HERE AND IM LISTENING

SO LIKE

THESE CHARACTERS EACH HAVING THEIR OWN UNIQUE HISTORY WITH ONE ANOTHER AND GETTING TO SEE WHAT THOSE RELATIONSHIPS SLOWLY AS THE EPISODES UNFOLD (RATHER THAN BEING TOLD THEM ALL ALL AT ONCE) IS *CHEF FINGER KISS* BEAUTIFUL

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY ACTUAL POINT

WHICH IS THAT THE SHIT BETWEEN ALEX AND KYLE WAS AMAZING, JUST BECAUSE IT’S AN ASPECT OF THAT - THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER SINCE THEY WERE KIDS. THEIR DADS WERE BEST FRIENDS. THEY GREW UP TOGETHER, I GUESS?

AND THEN KYLE STARTED BULLYING ALEX 

GOD ALEX’S LIFE IS SO ROUGH

HIS FATHER ASSUMED HE WAS GAY AND BEAT HIM FOR IT BEFORE ALEX EVEN KNEW HE WAS GAY I MEAN

DEATH TO JESSE MANES XOXO

“IT’S TRIGGERING HER” MAX EVANS KNOWS ABOUT TRIGGERS AND TRAUMA AND HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE IS ALSO AWARE OF THE TRUE DEFINITION AND APPROPRIATE USAGE OF THE WORD ‘TRIGGERING’

MICHAEL ‘GOAT YOGA’ GUERIN SPENDING THE WHOLE EPISODE IN THE DESERT PLAYING WITH A WRENCH. HE WAS MOSTLY USELESS AND 100% PERFECT

ALL QUIPS AND GOOD LOOKS, THAT BOY

ISOBEL’S TRAGIC FUCKING LIFE BECOMING A THING

MAX ALWAYS LOOKS SO SAD BUT FRANKLY HIS PAPERCUT PAIN IS NOTHING IN COMPARISON TO THE LIVES OF LITERALLY EVERY OTHER CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW, MY GOD

LIZ ORTECHO COULD MURDER ME IN COLD BLOOD AND I WOULD THANK HER FOR IT

SHE’S LITERALLY JUST GETTING SHIT DONE

SHE GETS IT DONE AND SHE DOES IT IN STYLE AND SHE CERTAINLY DOE N O T NEED TO BE RESCUED BC SHE’S GONNA FUCKIN RESCUE HERSELF

EVERYONE IS USELESS IN COMPARISON TO LIZ

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE KYLE AND ALSO NOW KIND OF ALEX

WHO FOUND THE ALIEN PIECE, THE OTHER HALF OF HIS BOYFRIEND’S EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LOVE LOCKET, BC KYLE HELPED HIM BELIEVE IN HIMSELF

OK THE ALIENS ARE IN FACT THE USELESS ONES

THEY’RE ALL USELESS MESSES

ISOBEL KILLED PEOPLE

MICHAEL... DO WE EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHY MICHAEL IS A MESS

AND MAX WANTS TO BE A WRITER.

AND POOR POOR POOR NOAH, WHO DESERVES BETTER. HELP THIS MAN. HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS WIFE IS AN ALIEN.

ALSO, CAN’T NEGLECT TO MENTION MICHAEL AT THE END THERE BEING LIKE “MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL OUR LOVED ONES THE TRUTH” GO ON MICHAEL

ISOBEL NOT EVEN QUESTIONING HIS USE OF PLURAL PRONOUNS

UNDERSTANDABLY, SHE’S GOING THROUGH A LOT

WAS SHE BANGING ROSA?

EVEN IF SHE WASN’T BANGING ROSA I’M GOING TO BELIEVE THAT SHE WAS BANGING ROSA

BUT ANYWAY, ISOBEL’S LIFE SUCKS AND MICHAEL IS BEING ALL CONTEMPLATIVE ABOUT FINALLY TELLING ALEX THE TRUTH

ALEX WHOSE DAD IS THE LEADER OF THE ANTI-ALIEN BRIGADE

EVEN THOUGH HE AND ALEX HAVEN’T SPOKEN IN RIP HOW LONG NOW

HOW MANY LONG AND TORTUROUS DAYS

IN FAIRNESS, ALEX IS PROBABLY GONNA START TO HAVE SOME QUESTIONS 

HE DOES NOW OWN A PIECE OF ALIEN ROCK

OH AND MAX GOT SHOT AGAIN

COULDN’T HEAL HIMSELF THOUGH

MAX SUCKS AT HIS ALIEN POWERS

no-talent bitch

GOD I LOVE HIM

[survivor-guyana]

Rites of Passage

It is now time for the Rites of Passage. Use this time to reflect on your journey in this game as well as the people who left for you four to be where you are now. Please play the audio and enjoy your experience.

Dani: We didn’t talk much, but you didn’t deserve to go day 1.

Jess: The victim of exam season (I believe) and an unfortunate timezone. You fought until the end and I have so much respect for that.

Alyssa: Queen of menopause <3 You seemed like such a chaotic sweetie!!! Happy to have been in the same season as you! 

Dani: You were such a fun player even though we only got to play for a few days. Looking back, I realize you were SO ready to play and I’m happy I got to play with a fun girl like you! BUT DAMN DONT DO SO MUCH ON DAY 1 OK.

Jess: Oh my god. I think you attempted to play more game in the 4 or so days you were in the game than most people play all season. Your departure provided me with EASILY the highlight of my season (menopause) and for that I’m thankful. 

Dani: We were allies, but when we got swapped you went onto a tribe with 5 favorites. I really wish we got to work together more.

Jess: We’ve ran into each other from time to time but never truly got to play a group game together. I was pretty excited to see you in this game and was sad when you left. See you around!

Alyssa: We didn’t connect super well on our first tribe but I’m sorry you got a pre-merge boot! 

Chelsea: Like Nick, I did not get to talk to you that much so I am hoping that we get to play again sometime so that I can talk to you more. 

Dani: JENNNAAAA!! YOU WERE SO ROBBED. Girl I was SHOCKED when you left and so sad. You were so fun to be around and you stuck with us fans even though you were a favorite, which I totally respected. You did not deserve to go home the way you did!! I really wish I got to play more with your adorable self<3.

Jess: I never got to meet you but your departure really set the tone of this game so thank you!

Dani:

You are such a good player and I was totally threatened by that. I had to get you out regardless of how fun you were to play with. 

Jess: I kind of got the feeling you didn’t like me at times but the way you left was fucking iconic. Keep snatching those wigs on your way out the door!

Alyssa: NICK!!!! I’m so sorry I did you dirty!!! I knew you were going that round but didn’t say anything to further my own game… I’m so sorry ☹ You are so so so so SO real and I LOVE that. Hope life is treating you well buddy <3 Alexa, play “Have It All” by Jason Mraz

Chelsea: I know we were on the same tribe starting out but we never really talked too much. You seem like a nice person and I wish that maybe we got to talk more. I was pretty quiet at the start because I was intimidated by how little people I knew and I was trying to get a feel for everyone. 

Dani: You were the reason Jenna got out and also the reason I was almost voted out. I respect your game play, but phew am I glad you left. 

Jess: You have a buff so obviously you are a legend. I’m really sorry for giving you probably the most stressful experience during a competition, ever. If I wasn’t a complete dumbass we might have won? And could have been sitting in this final 4 SORRYYYYYY.

Alyssa: 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 01100010 01111001 01100101 00001101 00001010

Chelsea: The dog emoji did not leave when you did. 

Jess: The man, the myth, the mother fuckin’ LEGEND. You went inactive for days and somehow are still talked about to this day (ICONIC). 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01001011 01001110 01001111 01010111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110101 01110011 00101110 (Dog)

Alyssa: So I found out after you were voted out that this was your first ORG ever???? Congratulations on making jury! I’m so happy for you! Hope you’re enjoying all this tea everyone is spilling as they come in. Jury can be SO fun when there’s a bunch of secrets in the game and now I K N O W there were a TON! See you at FTC! Alexa, play “Legend” by Twenty One Pilots

Chelsea: Once we merged and I got a chance to talk to you, you seemed cool but then you got really pushy about who I was voting for on the originally JD vote. I told you that I was in the middle of a serious challenge for another game and you wouldn’t stop messaging me lmfao. That pushiness does not work well with me so ngl, I was kinda glad that you went home. 

Dani: MY MAN, MY CHICKEN MAN, MY ROBBED MAN, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?! You did not deserve to go out the way you did. You were truly someone I was loyal to throughout the entire game and I hated seeing you go. I am astonished at how hard you try at this game and I absolutely loved meeting you.

Jess: For your first org (I think) you were pretty impressive. You were easily one of the biggest strategic threats in this game and I strongly believe if people didn’t catch on to that so quick you would have given me a run for my money. I wish we could have spent some more time pre-merge because I think we could have been a force to be reckoned with in this game. (We could have called ourselves The Timbits or the Doubles Doubles).

Alyssa: Sammy… king of editing… I’m so sorry you got done dirty like you did. Devon really is the king of throwing people under the bus, huh??? Can’t wait to talk to you at FTC <3 Alexa, play “7 rings” by Ariana Grande

Chelsea: Sammy: I am so sorry that you got voted out when you did. I was hoping that we could stick together but that fell short because of LIES. ily and I hope we play together soon. <3 PS thank you for editing the music video, I still watch it to this day.

Dani: You were so funny in the main chat, but for some reason we couldn’t hold a conversation. I loved your music video. You tried getting me out and that was when you got out. Idkkk you’re a cool dude, but a pretty bad liar. 

Jess: The man with the editing skills like no other. Honestly, most of the time I just thought you were way toooooo cool for me. For some reason we both sketched each other out like no other and that wrecked any potential we had

Alyssa: Hi Tim! I’m so sad we didn’t really click in this game ☹ You are such an absolute king and you stanned me so hard and I absolutely adored that??? I just didn’t feel like I had a chance at being your #1 this game and so I has to vote you out. Hope life has been treating you well <3 Alexa, play

Chelsea: You were very nice to me in the short time that we worked together and you were the one to warn me about Aidan and Devon (even though I didn’t really listen) and I appreciate you for it. I wish that you had made it farther in the game then some of the sneaks who did, but I respect you and want to play with you again! 

Dani: We didn’t talk much, but you gave me really good advice when I was going through a hard time so thank you for that <3

Jess: Honestly you were probably one of the NICEST people I’ve ever met playing a game. For some reason the stars just never aligned and we just couldn’t be on the same side. I truly hope everything is well with you and everything is looking up!

Alyssa: JD…. I’m so sorry about the unanimous round. I was not down for playing chicken with everyone and we knew the only person we could get our divided tribe to vote out unanimously was you. I’m so sorry your time here was cut short and that we didn’t get to know each other better. You are an absolutely drop dead gorgeous QUEEN and I am so happy I met you. Alexa, play “Brave Honest Beautiful” by Fifth Harmony ft. Meghan Trainor

Chelsea: We had one conversation privately and it was when your name was going around but Mitchell was actually going home. I felt bad and reached out to you because I knew that it was going around that I was voting you, but I didn’t! I kinda got the vibe that you were annoyed with me from the message that I sent you, so I never really reached out again. I just wanted you to know that I never had any intention on voting you that one round and I’m sorry for the miscommunication. 

Dani: You were extremely fun to play with even though it got a little crazy towards the end!

Jess: My Canadian sister! You were honestly probably one of the people I was MOST excited to meet while watching intro videos (ask Johnny!). I wish we could have talked more in this game and I really wish I didn’t unintentionally sketch you out. I hope our paths cross somehow in the future and we can show these people what Canadian girls are all about! (Or as some maybe say “a-boat”).

Alyssa: Maynor, I was so disappointed when I heard you were telling people about our conversations before you were voted out… I really think if that didn’t happen, it could’ve easily been me, you, Guac, and Jess at F4. You know I love you to DEATH and I’m sorry you had to die for us to kill TJ’s idol. PS we need to do tequilla shots together at FTC or you’re fake!! Alexa, play “Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time” by Panic! at the Disco

Chelsea: Maynor: You are a very likeble person and seemed to get along with me just fine. We always agreed on votes for the most part but we only really talked when it came down to votes. I know we tried having normal conversations but we were both busy with our own lives. I appreciate your effort in always reaching out to me even if our conversations were short. Let’s play another game soon!

Dani: We went through a lot together and I lost trust in you after you voted for Jenna in the beginning. It was great playing with you and I literally LOVED talking to you. You were sooo funny and a great drinking buddy!

Jess: Honestly, a lot of people might argue that Alyssa was my favourite person this season but it was you (sorry Alyssa). Our late-night drunk chats and your drinking CUPS of tequila were easily some of my favourite moments in this game. On the fans tribe you were one of two people I really got along with. For some reason towards the end we lost trust with each other and I think that killed us in the end. I hated the way your vote went down and I really regret not trying to send you a life vest when you needed my help. I just couldn’t shake off the fact that I believed you would always pick Jones over me </3. I’m sorry.

Alyssa: TJ… I’m sorry this game played out the way it did. I really did think on our first tribe that our gameplay styles would work SO well together and was genuinely excited to see you again at merge. But when Jess started telling me how much you were buying into these ideas of me being in all different alliances, I knew that even though you said I was one of the people you trusted  the most, that couldn’t be true. And I couldn’t say the same for you either when I had formed other strong connections after our time together and before merge. You refused to go out quietly by making us all shit ourselves when you were wearing that hat at tribal and I respect the SHIT out of you. Alexa, play “Kool Aid” by Katelyn Tarver

Chelsea: I enjoyed playing with you but I’m a little bit upset that you made that group chat without me in it lmfao. I hope we get to play again one day and that I get to be included in your vote chats ;) I feel like together we are one good player with your smarts and my social game. 

Dani: You worked so hard in this game and I really enjoyed talking to you.I respect your game play hard and I wish you could have gone further. 

Jess: Ugh another killer vote-off. You already know how much I love and respect you in these games. You’ve easily become one of my best friends on these various platforms we play games on. I know there were soooooo many people hoping we would play another classic TJ/Jess game and were heartbroken when I had to turn on you. If there’s anyone here who I KNOW can respect gameplay it’s you. I just couldn’t save you once you sank your ship by over-playing your hand. Doing that would have put me in so much trouble with too many people and that wasn’t a risk I was willing to take. I’m really sorry. One of my biggest regrets in this game was not being straight up with you about your send-off. I’m sorry life got rough for you during this game and I hope you know my door is always open when you need someone to talk to or distract you. Soooo many things killed us in this game and I think everyone in this game is lucky it did or else we would BOTH be sitting in the final 4 right now. PS: Some would say the student became the master this game. Hope there are no hard feelings on your end!

Alyssa: Aidan, I’m still hella fucking pissed off at your last comment at me lol Commenting on peoples’ appearances stick with them a long time! Not cute! Anyway, you’re a legend who says whatever he wants 100% of the time with no filter, and you made this season really fun. @ Johnny: “It wasn’t unanimous, you dumbass.” I’m sad I didn’t get to talk to you more! I think in another game setting we could’ve done WERK together. But I guess since I had a huge target on my back it wasn’t worth getting super close to me in this game. Alexa, play “Say It to My Face” by Madison Beer

Chelsea: You have a pretty strong social game but it got you in trouble when you were voted out. I thought that by having you as an ally would benefit me because of both of our social games, but the difference between you and me is that I don’t twist things or lie to people. I caught onto that pretty fast when I talked with other people and we compared conversations. Anyway, I had fun playing with you but I don’t know how closely I would work with you in the future. ;p

Dani: AIDAN THERE IS SO MUCH I COULD SAY RIGHT NOW BUT I’D PROBABLY START CRYING BECAUSE I’M AN EMOTIONAL BITCH. You were so ROBBED. We made a friendship that I feel like will last beyond the game and I hope we meet up one day. When you got voted out I was in absolute shock and wanted to cry. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU AND PLEASE DONT EVER CHANGE. <3 

Jess: Your one-liners, drags, and comebacks are like no-other. Honestly you fucking amazed me. However, you were probably the person I was MOST afraid of in this game. Your were hands down the BIGGEST threat to win and for some reason I still wanted to work with you (which just shows how fucking good you are at these games). On the fans tribe you were my #1 and someone I wanted to go FAR with in this game and I genuinely meant that. However, so many things fucked us over in this game. I think our biggest issues were a mixture of paranoia, my relationship with Alyssa, and us not trusting each other enough to truly cross reference the shit we were being fed. I’m truly sorry you had to be blindsided. You were easily in the most powerful position in this game with your advantage and I hope you can respect the move that was made against you. I know you are pissed at me and rightfully so but just know that it was nothing personal. - Your favourite Social Climbing Canadian Cunt.

Alyssa: Guac… I’m really happy because I kind of gave you an ROP before you were voted out? Telling you before tribal was one of the best things I’ve ever done. I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself if I were complicit in an unnecessary blindside against you. I love you so much and the real tragedy of this game is that we never got to be the iconic pre-made F2 that we could’ve been. I missed you IMMEDIATELY after you were voted out. You brought so much love and positivity in this game and I am so happy that we got to go through this experience together. I 100% deserved your attempt to get me voted out. There’s only so many times you can leave someone you call your ally in the dark. Love you long time <3 Alexa, play “The Hype” by Twenty One Pilots.

Chelsea: You are super sweet and if I hadn’t had a group that I was working with closely, I probably would have worked with you even more than I did in the game. I hope that you understand why I had to flip back to my original group on your vote and that we can play again one day! 

Dani: You’re super cute and funny. Rate: 11/10 

Jess: Oh Jones. I’m pretty sure at this point you just want to scream “GO BACK TO PARTY CITY, WHERE YOU BELONG!” at me and I’d deserve it. I know we already had our talks about what went wrong with us during the game but I once again want to apologize for at any point making you feel like crap. Me, you, and Alyssa were the iconic trio this game deserved to have but our loyalties just never were with the same people. I didn’t think you had the fight in you to do some of the things you did in this game and you proved how much of a boss ass bitch you were. I respect the shit out of you. I HOPE you still want to talk to me outside of this game because I honestly think we could be amazing friends! <3

Alyssa: Oh Devon, how you disappointed me… I told you I don’t shoot my gun unless you cock yours! And you were getting ready to shoot! Despite the fact that us four ladies see you as the ex-boyfriend who we found out had three other girlfriends, I loved playing this game with you! You were truly iconic and the reason why we HAD to get you out is because you had a M A J O R chance of beating us at the end of this game. Stop sending the dog emoji and we can still be friends after this <3 Alexa, play “Loyal to Me” by Nina Nesbitt

Chelsea: ………Hi Final 3 partner!! Oh wait, you wanted final 3 with Jess. OH WAIT, no you def wanted final 3 with me because Jess and Alyssa NEEDED to be broken up. OH WAIT, wrong again!! You wanted final 3 with ANYONE who would get you there by being a total SNAKE. Devon, I commend you on your tricks to get yourself far in the game, but I am so pissed that you made it this far by playing the way that you did. I have prided myself on not being a sneaky player and always being pretty honest with the people I work with. I feel dirty that I stayed close with you and allowed you to have some control on who I voted and how I felt about certain players in the game. You pulled me and Sammy aside early on to spread lies about Jess and Alyssa so that Sammy and I would say that we want them out, and then you went to Jess and told her that Sammy hated her. All were lies but you caused a lot of drama that was right under our noses.  All of this was on call so that there is no paper trail and I am SO HAPPY that us ladies outlasted you. Karma is a biotch! I should have known that you weren't just "working" with me when you said you were gonna "lay low" about the Aidan vote. You are probably really nice as a person outside of these games, but I honestly don't think I could ever trust you in a game again. The fact that you so easily made your way through the game at the cost of others makes me think that you have done this plenty of times before. Sorry, I don't feel bad that you got voted out; you deserved it. Slkdjflksdjflksdjflkfjl <3 I have cooled down, so with all that being said, I can’t be TOO pissed off because you played a game that got you close to the end. You outplayed and outwitted so many people and I have to respect (even though I disagree with) the way that you played your game. 

Dani: I really thought on day one that you were going to be loyal and stay loyal. You showed time and time again that that was not the case. Aside from everything that happened in the game, I really think we formed a friendship that’ll last beyond the game. 

Jess: Devon, Devon, Devon where do I begin?! (Dog) I really hope you take the time to read this even though I know you are really upset with me. You were my ride-or-die since our Hosororo days. We didn’t have the best relationship on the fans tribe so I was extremely hesitant to work with you but found a way into my ice-cold Canadian heart. You made me feel like I was your number one in this game and I truly believed it….. until about a week ago. If you were to ask someone who they felt most comfortable with in this game.. 9/10 people would have said: Devon. It didn’t matter if they were a fan or a favourite….. which made you arguably the MOST dangerous person in this game. What you may not know is: I actually did have that super-idol that first tribal (could only be used once.. THANKS FAVOURITES <3) and I highly considered taking you out during first tribal. From Day 1 I knew you were going to be a force to be reckoned with in this game. Your elimination was the MOST stressful for me in this game and the most rewarding at the same time. I felt like such an asshole lying to you all day about using my idol on you even though I knew that you were saying the same things to me that you were saying to everyone else. You pinned everyone against each other and magically stayed safe for sooooo many rounds (I’m JEALOUS). You played the game I think EVERYONE wanted to play. You let me and Alyssa take the heat while making our targets bigger at the same time, you pinned “alliances” against each other, and you thought you made final 3 deals with EVERYONE LEFT IN THE FINAL 5. You came in guns blazing and I respect that so much. You were probably the best player all season and I enjoyed getting to know you! Hopefully there are no hard feelings <3

Alyssa: Queen Chelsea, Thank you for being an ever-present fun person through this game. You're not a cardboard box to me <3 Alexa, play "thank u, next" by Ariana Grande

Dani: We didn't talk much, but you're really pretty.

Jess: Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea. One of my biggest regrets in this game was not getting to know you sooner. I hope you know that you are SO MUCH MORE THAN A FUCKING CARDBOARD BOX because you are a fucking queen. I hope we can get to know each other outside of this game because i'm pretty sure we have A LOT IN COMMON <3

[bohemiansweede]

First time...

In Santa's lap

Ch 2

Fanfic

Pairing Roger Taylor Reader

Warnings Smut 🔞

A/N Rogers POV Part 2 of the series (part 1 is posted below) Please like and comment or reblog if you like

When you read part 2

Listen to this

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I hide away in the studio almost the whole December, I had to keep my head busy with other things than... Her

There she was again

Shit..

I flipped over the cymbals with a loud *CRASH*, John looked up and I shrugged a bit and lit up a cigarette

- Hey man, what's is all the fuss about?

- Nothing John.. I'm fine.

- You are a terrible liar.. You know that?

He joined me on the drumrisers and took up his own cigarettes

- You still think about her.. Right?

- Yeah.. I do.. I was a moron, an idiot.. A complete dick.. Fuck.. She was so beautiful, amazing.. so different, so..

- She is back in London Roger, did you know?

I almost fell of my chair

- What?, Since when?.. Omg.. I have to see her

- Roger.. I don’t think..

- What? I haven't t even looked after a girl since then, not even the groupies at the Christmas gig, all I can think of is her

John looked at me as if I was from an other planet, he shook his head

- You sure you are ready to be serious Roger, she is not that kind of girl you play with

-.. I'm... Yes.. I want her.. I wanted her back that evening too but.. Omg.. I screwed up

- I don't think she is so keen on meeting you, but me and Veronica can maybe luer her into something.. But Roger.. It is something you need to know

My eyes widened, I could only hear his words ringing in my head

"she is back.. I can see her.. a ..."

- She is pregnant Roger ..you hear me?

- What?.. I immediately bounced back to earth, a..am I.. going to be a dad?

Tears fell down on my cheeks

I looked on my own hands, fiddled with my drumsticks, almost whispering

- I have to see her, I want her more than ever

The upcoming week passed by slowly

The day was here, I had kicked out Brian to be with Chrissie

I was so fuckin nervous, I told myself out loud.. I'm going to show her.. that I'm not just a player.. that I'm serious, that she can trust me

I went back and forth in my kitchen, shit.. She is soon here

Shit... The owen!!!

I looked inside, it wasn't ruined

*phew*

I lighted a few more candles and corrected the flowers in the vase

*doorbell*

I was suddenly wide awake

I went out in the hallway and opened the door

There she was, even more beautiful than I remembered, in a fur coat, a cute scarf and her red blushed cheeks from the cold, her mouth, slightly open..

She looked at me with big eyes, we were both like frozen to the ground

- Y/N... Hi... You came, I showed her inside, come in.. Its cold

She just nodded quietly

I helped her off with the coat

I saw the back of her, a cute dark blue dress, her hair in a messy bun, her neck..

She turned around

- I'm ready to hear you out.. To give you a chance to explain.. But I'm not.. I'm disappointed.. Not just you.. But at myself to letting me..

- Hey... Look.., I stuttered and shook my head, please.. Please come in.. Are you hungry?

She followed me out in the kitchen

I saw her looking at the table, the roses, the candles..

I smiled at her

Saw a little smile in the corner of her mouth

- I guess that I was right then, please sit

I pulled out her chair

- I bought non alcoholic wine.. I

She sat down and started to cry heavily

I held around her tense shoulders and kissed her temple, she leaned her face onto my chest

- I... I'm so sorry Roger.. I can have.. have it removed

I looked at her

- No.. No.. Don't even think about that.. NO.. I want you, both of you

I placed my hand on her belly, I'm serious

I took away a tear with my thumb

- Are you sure about that.. I mean..

- I'm sure, even more now. I have only thought about you since that day, I.. I fell in love with you that night Y/N... Thoose other girls there and at the concerts, they don't mean anything, please give me a chance.. Please.. I

She turned her head and looked up at me

Placed a kiss carefully at my lips

Nodded

- Ok... IF we eat first, it smells delicious and I'm starving

She let out a soft giggle

I kissed her nose and stood up

Took her plate and served up the food from the stove

I turned around and smiled at her

She was here

I placed the plates on the table and poured up wine for both of us

She ate and drank with big apetite

It became easier and easier to talk, we talked about just everything really

We got to know each other, we laughed a lot and I saw in her eyes that she started to maybe feel the same

-.. So.. when I saw you Y/N, I knew what I wanted, but I became shy and tried to cover that shyness with being my cocky self

I'm so sorry for that, I should have run after you

- I know Roger, John told me a little and Veronica.. She comforted me that night, just before I left. She knew..

- Yeah.. John wasn't happy with me.. Neither of them were, at least myself

I took down the last wine

She smiled at me

- You don't have to drink non alcoholic wine because of me

- It was actually quite good.. besides, I want to remember this evening, more wine?.. Dessert?

- Ehhhmm... In a bit... I... mmmm

I stod up and took her hand

She followed me out in the living room

I had prepared a vinyl already and soon Joe Cockers hoarse voice streamed out

I walked towards her and took her in my arms, kissed her cheek and felt her arms closing around my shoulders

I pulled away a little, just looked at her

- I have to agree with him.. "You are so beautiful", I leaned down a little and kissed her, just tasting her lips carefully

She pulled me closer and deepened the kiss, I smiled while we kissed

We just stod like that, holding each other until the song ended

Without a word she took my hand and started to walk, I followed her to my room and she closed the door behind us

- Hunnie.. we don't...

- Ssssccchhhh... She pulled down the straps on her dress and let it fall down

I just couldn't stop staring at her

The moonlight made her skin shimmer like diamonds

I reached out my hand.. slowly.. touched her arm, I let my eyes wander up and down her body

- I'm not made of glass Roger.. You can touch me

She closed the gap between us and I felt the heat from her body

She opened the buttons on my shirt one by one

She giggled a little when her fingers didn't follow her mind

I kissed her passionately while helping her

Her stiff nipples brushed against my chest

- Ohhh God hunnie...

We backed further into the room and when she had the bed behind her I made a little push so she bounced on the mattress

She bit her lip and crawled up in bed

I leaned down and kissed her again and again and again

Continued my kisses down her neck, nibbling on her soft skin

Closed my lips around her nipple and heard her breathing getting more intense

I looked up at her while kissing her burning skin, I stopped a little and leaned my cheek on her belly as if I was listening, I placed a kiss on it and whispered, I can't wait to meet you, our unborn child

She smiled at me and held around my head, she slightly pushed me down

I bit my lip and pulled down her underwear while kissing her hips, her thighs, her innerthighs

She opened up under me and I gasped for air, she was just so amazingly beautiful

I seperated her folds with my tounge, dragged it slowly up and down, I circled it around her clit and her soft moans sounded like music to my ears

I closed my lips around her clit and licked faster, my finger started to slowly entering her

She bucked up her hips and whined a little

I stopped

- Are you alright?

- Yes... Ohhh yes.. Omg.. Don't stop Roger

I let out a breathy laugh and started to eat her out more intense, I added a finger and curled them over her spot

I rubbed it over and over

Not long after I felt her walls collapsing around my fingers

I kept fucking her wet pussy her intire orgasm

My tounge replaced the fingers I pushed it deep inside her, drinking all her sweet nectar, I kept moving my tounge in and out, around and around, my thumb circeled her clit

- Mmmm.. Hunnie.. You are amazing

My tounge found her spot, it kept on nudging it, her thighs clenched around my neck and seconds after she scuirted down my throat

- Ops... She looked down at me with a big smile

I simply couldn't resist her so I crawled back up and kissed her

My cock teased her entrance and my eyes locked with hers

- I love you.. You know that

- Ohh God Roger.. I love you too

Slowly I entered her and we became one

We rolled out hips together in unison, I held around her hips, moving in and out of her

I kissed down her neck and moaned in her ear

My hips thrusted faster and faster

I gripped the headboard and and snapped my hips even more, but not too deep

We kissed again and she moaned into my mouth

I felt she became tighter and I held her close

- Shit love .. I'm coming

- Ohhhh... OHHHH ROGER

I flushed my seed inside her and her contractions squeezed the last drops

I fell to the side in bed, pulling her with me, still inside of her

She had her head on my chest and I pulled her closer

It was silent

All we heart was a little whining wind and the clock on my nightstand

It was after midnight, it was new years eve

I smiled a little to myself

- Y/N..?.. I... I was going to wait until tonight, but.. I cannot hold myself any longer

I pulled out the drawer and took out a box, placed in between us

- This is the last day of the year, and last day I was alone, I want to be with you.. Both of you.. Forever

.... Marry me

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