#pffffft anyway

[starlos-soulmate]

HELP- Got a good laugh out of this one! Thank you KFJEKFMSKSNSKDJ

[lostusagis]

Happy Valentine's day & Happy Birthday Namida!

''I'm going to take the most beautiful woman in the universe, on a date. ♡''

@jiraipink

[elderwisp]

i need to speed up tessellate which means locking in story posts which also means i can’t keep getting distracted with edits every five seconds before i accidentally spoil something important anyways might be MIA somewhat

[burguesinha24]

tall, and tan and torching laundry or however the fuck the song goes

[birdy-ooc]

The TikTok algorithm keeps showing me clips of Cabaret in Ukraine and I fear I am becoming OBSESSED.

[winniemaywebber]

very silly very funny idea but to fund my frolicking in England in April, I'd like to offer persuasive PowerPoint presentations. wanna move and your parents feel iffy? want to encourage your partner to consider you both getting a pet? need to explain your stance on something to make someone agree with you? I'll do it so you don't have to. $20 a presentation x

[kavehayati]

I think it’s illegal to have reached peak kaveh insanity the past couple of days (months) and not have had a dream about him in so long NAURRRRRR 😢

[deeisace]

aw damn it

[yumichikah]

He's definitely riding a high from a fun birthday.

[dandi915]

PLEASE

I know I keep dragging Zoro but I honestly think this man has been lost since he was a child. His parents have been fucking looking for him since the day he wandered into the forest and wound up at the dojo.

“Have you seen our son? Stupidly strong, green, and never knows where the fuck he is?” They never found him and now he’s a fucking pirate.

[margareit]

omg long time no see I’m back fr fr!! but I’m sorry in advance bc it’s gonna be a lot of stray kids

🥺👉🏻👈🏻🩷

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

[umbracirrus]

Ended up going down a rabbit hole I've not been down in years of tumblr themes instead of writing 😅

[supercreig]

What I find so funny about Craig and Christophe is how they actually have a few things in common, but they have this complex relationship (non-romantic btw) going on.

Their mom's were both prostitutes (not talking about Laura btw).

They both have this knack of flipping people off (if they find it necessary).

They are both seen as aggressive, but they are actually softies.

They both have blond boyfriends.

Honestly the reason the two don't get along much is because of how Craig is (still) pissed off at Christophe for how he's left the one and only friend (Gregory) he had in his life without a word for 7+ years. Christophe had stolen Gregory's money, left everything they had behind, faked his death, and fled to France without a word to anybody. This of course hurt Gregory gravely to where he had been silently grieving for the "loss" of his dear friend for 7+ years, especially not knowing that Christophe (who left that name behind and started going by Grantaire) has actually been alive the entire time.

Now for Christophe, Craig has given him a few good punches here and there when he found him alive somewhere in France. Aside from the punches, Craig also pretty much tells Christophe off at how much Gregory has been hurting and grieving for him for 7+ years. Craig just gives him a piece of his mind and Christophe is guilty about it all because he knows it's all true that he has left his only friend hurting for so many years, and that he should have just stayed with him but instead he ran like a coward. Christophe doesn't get along much with Craig because he know damn well what he himself did was wrong and he can't help but feel guilt, so it's like Christophe takes his guilt out on Craig in a way.

TL;DR

It's not like Craig and Christophe literally hate each other. Both are close to this one person (Gregory). Craig mostly worries that Gregory would just be hurt again if he brought Christophe back into his life, and Christophe is just full of guilt, and whatever Craig has told him, Christophe just sees his own guilt within Craig somehow.

[downfallofi]

So damn weird (and I also can't stop thinking about) how I did my routine call to check in on my dad and today he surprised me with an oddly emotional type of reaction (I mean, for him, having a tone in his voice that sounds near enough to being teary is really unexpected, growing up I didn't think he knew any shades of emotion save rage, narcissism or occassionally copacetic silence). Mans literally had a tone in his voice and said he sometimes worried I'd never get around to visiting again, and I had to pause and look at the phone like ye uhhhhhhhh what?

[chrrywvea]

logan purrs when he's asleep. he purrs like a content little cat when he's smushed into wade's side, his whole adamantium weight pressing into wade who doesn't really mind because ✨️who in their right mind says no to wolvie cuddles✨️ (wade uses him as a weighted blanket anyway, who needs air pffffft he doesn't)

but HOLY MARVEL JESUS he has a silent freak out the first time he discovers logan purring in his sleep during one of their movie binges. (they have weekly movie nights fight me)

a healthy (not) bout of cuteness aggression happens that night and even though wade is a little confused both by the fact that logan actually fell asleep on him and that HE IS PURRING OH MY GOD- he doesn't fight it and even naps with him (the best sleep both of them have ever had considering lots of nights are full with nightmares and insomnia)

and the thing is- wade very carefully talks to some of the surviving xmen in their universe about it and they just go 🤔🤨❓️ because not one of them has ever seen or heard logan do this (i'd imagine maybe kayla or mariko, scott even - logan told him about them, but hey wade can't really ask them can he) and then wade REALIZES and it hits him SO hard. logan is comfortable with him. he's at ease and relaxed enough in his presence to allow himself to slip into his slightly more animalistic traits without having to fear any judgement or rejection. he. is. comfortable. and wade maybe cries a little (a lot) at that realisation, holding logan even tighter when it happens again - the older man slumped against him during one of their movie nights, sleeping tight and soft purrs vibrating deep from his chest

[thewertsearch]

GG: Then this whole affair will be one of D. Strider's grand productions in puppetry? TT: I will be the unseen hand whose nimble digits are behind every subtle twitch in our session's bulbous foam ass.

lmao, of course Dirk would see himself as a puppetmaster, rather than a chessmaster...

...and I doubt it's ever occurred to him that he might be a puppet himself.

TT: There's a lot of give to that ass, you may say. TT: Might like to settle in. Make myself comfortable. Start a family. TT: Bounce a coin off that ass, you'll demand of visitors. It's not going anywhere. TT: Bet that coin'll take a good nap there. TT: It's a gamble you win every goddamn time. TT: Yeah.

Anyway, I'm enjoying Dirk's schtick a lot. Like I said before, his spiels aren't dissimilar to Dave's patented rambles, but they're still different enough that they feel fresh.

Plus, it's oddly hilarious to hear Dave's comedic style relayed through perfect grammar and syntax. Who says humans don't have typing quirks?

TT: Jane, soon you'll believe what I've told you. […] TT: It's just a shame that believing will take something so coarse as seeing, for a girl as sharp as you. TT: Critical thought can lead one to accept the unlikely, just as much as dismiss the impossible. TT: I can help with this too. Would you like me to program a Jane Crocker responder for you? TT: I only require a simple captcha of your brain.

So the Responder is, essentially, Dirk's Brain in a Jar. That's pretty much what I thought was going on, and it's certainly easier than programming a sentient AI from scratch.

It also means that Dirk is absolutely, unambiguously aware that the AR is sentient, which makes it even more fucked-up that he's keeping it as a captive secretary. That's you, dude!

Damn. These bots will certainly be helpful when it's time to fight Underlings - unless Dirk thinks doing so would deprive his friends of valuable combat experience. He seems like the type.

pffffft

This king really never changes, even when he's technically a completely different king.