#petty nicknames

[our-king-bree]

woke up loving the headcanon where Katelyn finds out that Andrew calls her "the cheerleader" –and mind you, she's very proud of being a cheerleader but she's been told that Andrew does it with a condescending tone and that just won't do– so she starts calling Andrew "the goalie".

When Andrew finds out he doesn't get mad but he's offended like c'mon Katelyn couldn't think of something else? He's getting associated with the position he, reluctantly, plays in Exy? That's just wrong. Of course he doesn't tell anyone that this bothers him, he will rather die than admit that the cheerleader got under his skin –annoying, intolerable, should've got rid of her when he got the chance. Whatever now's too late, Aaron's too attached and they're making progress, he won't harm the cheerleader but only because he's on good terms with his brother and he doesn't want that to change–. So he doesn't tell anyone but he, slowly, progressively, definitely not rushing, he doesn't care that much, stars referring to Katelyn as Katelyn.

The first few times he calls her different varieties of her name along with "the cheerleader". It goes like this:

"It's the cheerleader Kamila coming?"

"Will the cheerleader, uhm, Kara be there?"

"With who? The cheerleader? Kaylee?"

Aaron can see that something is going on but whatever it is will probably be good for them as brothers. After all, he still refers to Neil as Josten –and sometimes asshole, sue him Josten is an asshole–. So he doesn't say anything but just nods along and says "Yeah, Katelyn it's coming" "Yeah, Katelyn will be there".

When Andrew finally calls Katelyn Katelyn, Aaron can't stop smiling and he even texts Kate the news with a lot of emojis and exclamation marks ((((HE CALLED YOU KATELYN LIKE ACTUALLY KATELYN AND NOT KAVINSKY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! ☺️☺️💕💕❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🙏🙏)))

Katelyn beams proudly. She does not stop calling Andrew "the goalie" for at least another eight months, she is petty like that. And if she sometimes calls Andrew "Andres" no one needs to know.

All the Foxes know, she calls him Andres in front of every single one of the Foxes cause she may like them but she knows they can't keep a secret if their life depended on it. Once again she is petty like that.

[egophiliac]

The funniest part of this new event is the fact I can't find out what's going on it from spoilers. All context is lost in the wave of Hot Eel Mom. I love her, all hail Georgina, mother of This and That, but where is the context? What *is* the event?

to be fair, we're still in the intro part, so not much has actually happened yet! Jade and Floyd were supposed to go to their mom's friend's wedding to help with the ancient merfolk marriage custom of

❤️❤️❤️~the Test of Love~❤️❤️❤️

but Floyd last-minute changed his mind (on account of being Floyd) and Azul was like "I'm not going if your mom is going to be there". at which point Jade realized he'd just been handed a golden opportunity to invite the absolute funniest group of people he could think of.

anyway tl;dr Jade manipulates a bunch of nerds into joining him to heckle/throw bricks at/try to drown a couple of randos in the name of love, what could possibly go wrong

[sainteclectic]

lifeblood heart, aka juno! has the barely contained rage of a customer service worker and a relentlessly stubborn attitude. trying to find out what the hell is going on with atlas - a task made much harder by the fact he and helios can't agree on a damn thing.

lifeblood is an au made by me and @peachphernalia ^-^

[total-drama-brainrot]

I think it'd be a lot more tragic if José wasn't the antagonistic asshole we all assume him to be. At least, not from his point of view.

Could you imagine a José who is genuinely trying to be friendly with his baby brother in his own weird way; initiating meaningless competitions between them because he can see how excited Alejandro gets when his competitive fire is nurtured, playfully roughhousing with him as a form of bonding, trying to set a good example for his baby brother by meeting their parents impossibly high standards and encouraging him to do the same, so on so forth.

A José who's completely oblivious to Alejandro's hostility towards him, who perhaps makes himself too present in his younger brother's life because of how vacant his older brother Carlos had been to him. Who genuinely thinks that Alejandro shares the same perspective on their relationship - since their parents have all but banned healthy communication in their household, and the Burromuertos at large are in the habit of masking their true feelings/thoughts.

I just think it'd be interesting to explore things from José's point of view without making him some irredeemable villain. Plus, learning how Alejandro really views him from a reality television show of all things would beprime angst material.

[robertdowneyjjr]

see, it’s not that tony has anything against the name bucky.

it’s… fine. maybe not the best name, and definitely one that should be teased about incessantly, but only out of love and respect, of course. it’s a perfectly decent name. a great nickname, in fact. and it does actually suit james very well.

other nicknames suit james just as well though. terminator, winter wonder, buckaboo, freezer burn, barnes and noble, robocop, swashbuckler. and so on, and so forth.

tony just will not call him bucky. he refuses.

for the simple reason that tony was not the one to come up with the nickname. it’s the principle of the matter, that’s all.

[camelspit]

sorry bangs boy is just a stupid balls nickname. not only is it kind of jarring and annoying whenever i see it but it doesnt even really make sense. bitch YOU have bangs in ur fugly ass hair. please get new material 🙏 make fun of the silver or smth if u must but just saying bangs makes no sense. is linh hair girl. like.

[flyingfortress1]

Reading With the Old Breed thoughts Part 16:

love how Sledge is like the corpsman are amazing, so cool, helpful- just like how everyone is saying how awesome medics in the army- we love these guys, they are angels, saving us, so kind- we love Doc Caldwell-

then Sledge is like EXCEPT FOR THIS MF ASSHOLE HERE

enter 'Doc Arrogant', the corpsman with the worst bedside manner known to man, apparently, and also kind of a an asshole. I don't know if the nickname was just Sledge's or what everyone called him- but that's his nickname.

Apparently, they were lining up to get shots- all the corpsman were super nice about it, cause it really hurt and the Marines were kinda scared/uncomfortable about the needle- which is very sweet, and a feeling to which I can relate. Now Doc Arrogant was kinda a dick about it, and just jabbed them real hard- and one guy is like do that, and I will punch you right back just as hard- yells at him if I remember correctly. and Doc Arrogant listens lol as he probably should.

There's always that ONE guy in every group I guess

[mazzystar24]

Okay but Eddie pissing off the Buckley parents by being petty and calling them Maggie and Phil when?

[tilthesound]

The thing about the hunger games is that it should be a starting point to your politics when you’re like 12 and not the end of it. SC is a wonderful author but she can’t be your preacher and guiding hand in today’s politics.

A lot of you are too old for that.

Your opinions on Gale and resistance fighters in general tell me a lot on how you view the world and I’ve seen enough concerning things lol

[our-clangen]

I love how whenever Magpiespot and Petuniapetal are shown they’re always together! Are they mates or just friends?

theyre close friends!! random lore drop unlocked: theyd hang out a lot at gatherings even before leaving the clans too :3 petunia pretty shy and doesnt typically like to speak up, while magpie just says whatever is on her mind, i think they make a fun pair! also they call eachother Maggie and Patty. theyre old woman besties

[local-meme-lord]

Sylvester Shyster appreciation

[rejectshumanity]

pet peeve activated: diegoposting in the dio tag

[chasedeys]

Are you willing to share your 'Most Hated' list? No...of course not. We're not doing that one.

Anyone on the schedule coming up? No comment.

[crappyyuki]

So...10 months? Give or take?

I'm sorry. Here's a 7k word chapter.

I'm really sorry. I hope you enjoy. This was a hard chapter to write :,DDD

[nenoname]

it's kinda petty but i'm glad the new stuff we've got further reinforced ford not using nicknames and mostly calling stan 'stanley' because i never liked the hc of ford calling him 'lee'

like there's the whole added meaning to their regular nicknames where a huge part of stanley's identity is intertwined to being part of a set because he feels like he's nothing by himself so he keeps the part of the name they both share vs stanford feeling suffocated by everyone in his childhood seeing him as a twin and less of an individual so he uses the part that belongs to him alone

and idk i feel like there's more of an oomph to ford being one of the few who calls stan by his full first name that he hasn't used in decades

also i always liked the similarity of stan and bill both being nicknamers but still coming up with different ones (eg poindexter+goody nerd-shoes vs iq+brainiac) which makes bill stealing the 'sixer' nickname stand out even more

[breitzbachbea]

I haven't talked about Francetto a lot lately (BUT only 5 chapters away from a finished IP rewrite, so Watch Out), but I haven't thought in a loooooong time about their weird fighting kink. Like, how they just love to sratch and bite and push and shove and actually wrestle for the upper hand, because it gives Dolco a sense of worth and superiority AND he likes Franci being evil and Franci likes harsh physicality and he likes em feisty. Plus, whatever makes Dolco happy and helps him cope. (No matter how unhealthy.)

Still the best thing to come out of this is like. The rest of Team Italy kind of knowing. Doesn't matter if Franci told any of them, they like. Know. and while Rella and Fabio tactfully, if slightly concerned at times, ignore it, the Vargas are just like. "You've got to stop fucking like that, you're gonna cost me a good man one day, Cicci." - Lovi. "Yeah, there's only so much flesh on those bones, he bruises easily!" - Feli. And Dolco is just there like "STATE ZITTI STATE ZITTI STATE ZITTI, AMMAZZOVI!!!". About to commit incredibly unsexy murder.