#petty ass bitch

[simcardiac-arrested]

Why don't you draw Lyss' innocence if you like her so much?

for you brother it’s on the house

[lyss-butterscotch]

can we get more girlboss ui i like her a normal amount

She humbly accepts the wonderful attention!

[lucy-the-cat]

Rq Flash Fic Fridays

Setup: I read a "Maven changes because Mare gets pregnant with his child in the first book" fic and I was like . . . no. So I got to deconstructing how he would react and this was the most interesting outcome

His face goes white.  “You–”

“It’s Cal’s,” I hiss.  “We slept in the same bed for months; it was bound to happen.”

His eyes flicker, as if he, too, is on the boat again.  As if my touch burned as deeply as his did.  “I’ve seen inside your head, Mare.  I know he didn’t have the nerve.” His breath hitches.  “Not like I did.”

I yank down my collar, letting the M sear my vision until I can breathe again.  The reminder of his crimes, the erasure of his kindness, the one I know he can never take back.  “Nerve.  Is that what you call it?”

“I did love you, Mare.”

“Save it.”  The fabric tears beneath my grip, and Maven frowns.  My heart won’t stop racing.  “Will you make me keep it?”

Something rolls over him, a tension I don’t care to unpack.  “It would be better if I didn’t.”  He eyes the brand as if he might kiss it.  “Still.”  A step forward.  “The propaganda.  The spectacle.  And, of course, Cal.”  His lips quirk.  “It would be a shame if he never found out.”

“Elara would skin you alive for this, Maven.”  I shake my head.  “Red children.  I’m surprised you’re even able to say it.”

He stares me in the eye.  “Mother isn’t here, is she?”

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[6-nerd]

Jeez did stan ever get you back?

He never knew.

He's probably still looking for it.

It's probably because I put a bit more in whenever he leaves his room.

[theatrevampire]

lmao sorry if i was an old man dying from parkinson's with a lot of regrets in my life and the vampire i met in my 20s called me up 50 years after an interview where he attacked me and was like "can we try again?" and then i got to his billionaire dubai penthouse and sat down and THIS was what he said to me it would have been fucking van helsing ON THE SPOT like why don't we take a walk outside in the sunlight you shady ass queen

[bree-paints]

This chapter was peak dynamic for them. Back when Yuji's biggest grief in life was his slime? Apparently?

[mobius-m-mobius]

#hold on let him cook 👀😅

[peppermintpillz]

I do not care for that one Japanese twitter artist who’s drawn genderbent punch out

[mypeopleskillzarerusty]

Me: I'm not petty.

Also me after fighting with people who hate Misha/Castiel and claim to love the show: "I hope we do get a season 16 and Dean and Cas fuck nasty on the screen."

[fiendishartist2]

smth i think ppl get wrong when writing jon is that he has to be a bitch but he cant be cruel. if you take away his bitchyness its not jon anymore, he just becomes a fanon husk of himself. but if you make him too mean, then you're forgetting the awkward politeness and humanity of jonathan sims. remember: he may be a stubborn dickhead, but he let martin stay in the archives without having to be asked, even back in season 1

[encantobrainrot365]

I head canon that while Julieta is very rarely ever aggressive-aggressive the way half the family can and will throw hands, yell, or curse at you. She is the reigning champion 👸🏽 at being ✨passive aggressive✨.

You didn’t like her recipe, well I guess you can take care of that nasty rash yourself or keel over and die 🥰

Her siblings are being extra annoying, or the kids are acting out, I guess we’re having your least favorite food tonight. 😇

When Agustin has accumulated the maximum number of injuries for the day, he is not allowed to leave the house, or do anything, for the next 24 hours. 🙄

Bruno, Camilo, and Dolores, are the exact same way. (Luisa too, to a lesser extent)

[c1trvswurld]

Im kinda so very much out of the vivziepop helluva boss loop since its been a while since I watched anything of hers (And because spme of the writing and some of her...choices character design wise turned me off from interacting further) but one thing I will never not have in the back of my mind is how they portrayed striker* as being unreasonably petty and angry at the mistreatment of imps and that his agenda was misguided hatred.

When from what I get in lore from what I remeber that imps systematically are treated like shit and so infantilized by higher-ups that they are treated as pets so I honestly I dont blame him for being a hater as well as not understanding why anyone would--esp an imp would wanna be in cahoots with these infamously elitist classist set of assholes.

[prowrestlingindustrialcomplex]

😹😹😹

[triglycercule]

thinking so much about horror and dust,,, gosh these SILLY goobers theyre so EYDAGHGGG!!!!! compliments to eachother,,,,,

i need them to make puns about topics that absolutely nobody should be laughing about and then DIE cackling because no waaay the punchline was a human's execution :333 (phantom papyrus is shaking his head in dismay)

need them to share stories about shitty experiences with humans and for horror to be impressed by dust's ability to keep coming up with new ways to kill his human and then for dust to also be impressed by horror's ability to handle with all different types of humans!!!

they make eachother food but dust poisoned horror's food and horror added rusted nails to his so theyre just like no you first you really should eat first i wouldn't wanna be rude no but i INSIST! they both know. it's a fun little game isnt it??? horror gets a bit scared of having to eat the food when dust's eyes turn red and cyan but it's okay because then he can just shove the shitty eggs he made into those eyes because theres literal NAILS cooked into it

sometimes they fight because thats normal and dust is annoyed at horror for hating undyne because she's a good person who just wanted to help others and horror's getting pissed because DIDN'T YOU LITERALLY KILL HER DONT YOU JUST VIEW HER AS EXP WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HER!!! and they bicker back and forth and dust is really starting to wonder why he even empathizes with horror atp.... but its ok after a little quarrel they simmer down and move on. they dont change opinions at all the fight was for nothing

but then there's also times when they just wanna confide in each other because likeeeee theyre both shitty people who fucked up their undergrounds by their own accords and miss how peaceful life was back then. dust tells horror stories of life back before the human came because horror doesn't really remember it that well anymore and horror speaks to phantom papyrus through dust so he can pretend that this is just a conversation between sans and papyrus and everything's okay for just a moment. they both linger onto their memories of how things were before everything went to shit even though horror can barely remember and dust hates his previous self back then,,,,,

dust thinks horror's sooo much better than him for not literally mass murdering everyone but then goes around and stink eyes him for forcing his snowdin to eat humans and then leave the rest of the underground to starve. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO BETTER HORROR WHY DIDN'T HELP EVERYONE ELSE. horror scoffs because even though he kinda lowkey gets dust's philosophy of saving everyone and stopping the human through gaining LV he still killed everyone??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM YOU IDIOT SHOULD'VE JUST FOUND ANOTHER WAY OR LET IT HAPPEN!!! the way they understand eachother on paper but then in reality despise what the other did,,,,,

ok SO WHAT if they encourage eachother's delusions. SO WHAT if they pretend the past never went away so WHAAAAT!!! it doesn't matter at least they found someone who can match their freak,,,,,, dust and horror peak duo PEAK DUO DARE I SAY OK

[potetosaradas]

new prickcest fic ;w;

psst guys, i finally actually finished a fic for once LMAO here's a silly T rated prickcest fic akdfhakdhs

Summary: Prime convinces Rick to take an IQ test with him. Just for shits and giggles and you know, to see who in fact, is the smartest man in the universe.

[littlestardescendants]

Okay remember that poll I did like a week ago asking about the Pettiest Angel??

Well it was for this!!

See Gabriel might not be above this and Mirjami is the embodiment of "I just came here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now" Meme ROFL-