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asimpforarmin · 4 years ago

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What Dog the AoT Characters Would Have 💛

Character(s): Armin Arlert, Sasha Braus, Jean Kirstein, Connie Springer, Bertholdt Hoover, & Annie Leonhardt

Genre: Light-hearted, modern!au

Warnings: Mentions of animal neglect/abuse, some dog breeds commonly perceived as scary, cursing

A/n: I usually include Mikasa in my headcanons, but I just forgot until last minute that she existed ;-; so, sorry for not including her. If someone requests it, I’ll add her to the list.

💛 Armin

His parents got him a beagle puppy for one of his birthdays and he got so attached to it. He was so grateful that he had a dog and absolutely treasures him.

Named him Buddy because he’s his little sidekick and is always fun to play with and snuggle up to.

Buddy almost never shuts up though. A bird flies past the window? He starts barking. A truck goes by? Goes bonkers. He sees himself in the mirror? Shooketh.

Whenever Buddy starts going crazy, Armin picks him up, takes him away from whatever’s bothering him and scratches behind his ears. That makes Buddy practically melt into Armin’s arms and it’s so adorable. 💕

Buddy is very protective over Armin, or as protective as a dog his size could be. He always barks at the doorbell and is very wary of strangers.

If you walk into Armin’s house and Buddy has never seen you before, Armin will be sitting in a chair holding a dog who’s glaring into your soul.

You and Armin will try to have a normal conversation while Buddy is snarling and growling at you with Armin just patting his head and making an expression that says he deals with this all the time.

After a couple visits, Buddy is still tense around you but unwinds once you start playing with him.

Whenever Armin’s studying or working, Buddy will jump up into his lap and snuggle with him.

Sometimes when Armin falls asleep at his desk, he’ll have his arms on the table and Buddy in his lap.

When he’s in the car, Buddy tries to bite cars through the window. He just growls and bangs the glass with his teeth before Armin stops him from chipping a tooth.

Just how Buddy is protective of Armin, Armin’s protective of Buddy.

If someone talks shit about his dog, he’ll get sad about it. Buddy doesn’t deserve to be treated like that, he never hurt anyone.

Buddy can’t be taken to the park because he just agitates other dogs. He never gets along with them and never lets his guard down.

Buddy’s also one of those dogs who gets really dramatic. One time he was laying on the couch with his ball and it rolled off so he just started howling.

It’s also really hard to trim his nails without him growling, even though he’d never bite anyone.

Once Buddy has calmed down around someone, he’s fun to just hang around.

Armin likes to sit on the couch reading with Buddy on his lap or beside him. He’s great to study with or have around.

💛 Sasha

Adopts a 5-year-old blue greyhound from her local shelter.

She’d been volunteering there for a while when the greyhound came in and just couldn’t resist.

With greyhounds being bred to hunt and Sasha coming from a family who has a hunting background, it seemed like a match made in heaven.

She bought her and gave her a bright pink collar with a little dog bone tag with her name etched in it.

Since greyhounds’ necks are so long, she gives her a big knitted scarf to wear in the winter to keep her all nice and cozy.

Was torn between naming her Snickerdoodle or Candy because they’re both cute names and are both foods, but ended up naming her Pumpkin because she couldn’t decide and Pumpkin’s a really cute name as well.

Sasha loves playing fetch with her and it’s so fun because Pumpkin can run really fast, really far.

Pumpkin almost never barks unless she’s having fun or there’s someone at the door.

Sasha’s bed is lofted by a couple feet for storage and Pumpkin has no problem getting on and off her bed.

The first time Pumpkin saw Sasha’s bed, she didn’t know what to do so just sat there looking up at Sasha. It took a couple minutes for her to realize Sasha patting the bed meant she could jump onto it.

Sasha allows her dog on any of the furniture so there’s short hairs all over the couch no matter what.

Pumpkin’s really kind and gentle around kids so Sasha can basically take her anywhere. She’s super well behaved but sometimes scares people because she jumps in excitement.

Sasha also shares her food with her dog all the time. Always packs extra whenever she goes somewhere so she can give some to Pumpkin.

If you moved in with Sasha, Pumpkin would take to you right away.

She would literally be so sweet and always make you happy all the time. 😭💕

Plays tug of war and fetch a lot with you.

If you’re working/eating at a desk, she’ll lean her head on your leg until you pet her or give her food, or both.

Overall, Pumpkin is so sweet and adorable. She will always cheer you up when you need it and always has enough energy to play.

💛 Jean

Adopted a pitbull who is now 6, but was brought into a fighting ring when he was 4.

He knew it would be a challenge to help an abused dog but wanted to give him a good home.

When he first saw him, he was covered in scars and missing part of his ear.

He named him Kane. He’s a beautiful deep reddish-brown color with a white belly.

From the first moment they met, there was a connection. Kane warmed up to Jean quite quickly for a dog who’s been through so much.

Jean took him home and slowly introduced him to lifestyle changes, like going for walks or taking baths.

He introduces him to other dogs too. Kane showed a little hostility in the beginning, but once he realized they weren’t threats he was fine being around them.

Jean pays top dollar for him. Any issue he has, he takes him to the vet and gets it fixed up. He also gets the best food for him because that’s what he deserves.

Kane loves going for car rides. Sometimes Jean will get in the car with him, no destination in mind, and just drive.

Jean rolls the window down and Kane pokes his head outside. His mouth opens and because of the wind going into it, he showers the window behind him in slobber.

Kane absolutely loves swimming. He’s quite good at it, but Jean still takes a lot of safety precautions, such as a life jacket or shallow water because pitbulls are known to be somewhat bad swimmers.

Every summer, Jean takes out a kiddie pool and lets Kane splash around in it.

He also really likes to turn on the hose or sprinkler and aim it at Kane. He jumps up to bite the water and they both have a great time.

It can be a problem though because when Jean’s trying to fill the pool up, Kane keeps batting the hose with his paw or trying to eat the water and Jean has to get him to relax.

Other than his little quirks, Kane’s a relatively chill dog. He’s alright with being dressed up in costumes or having to wear a cone.

Every halloween, Jean gets both of them a matching costume and they sit on the porch to give kids candy.

Jean also lets the kids pet Kane because over time, he gets very welcoming of people and other dogs he doesn’t know.

Long story short, Kane’s not the dog you want to protect your house, if someone broke in, he’d just start wagging his tail and not be able to tell what’s going on.

💛 Connie

Saw how cool Jean’s dog is and also wanted a badass and cool breed.

He ended up adopting a doberman pinscher.

Like Jean’s dog, she looks strong and intimidating.

Unlike Jean’s dog, she acts the complete opposite of how she looks.

She’s often quite jittery or seems scared. Whenever someone even remotely raises their voice, her ears go down and she lowers her head.

You and Connie often have to give her tons of pets and appreciation after shouting, whether it’s good or bad shouting.

She’s also a total cuddlebug. She loves to be on Connie’s lap 24/7 and sleeps right next to him, watching over him.

Because of her timid personality, Connie named her Lily. It’s a sweet and innocent sounding name. Even though he sought her out to be a “cool” dog, she’s super sweet and didn’t want to name her something that conflicted with who she really was.

One thing about Lily is she loves running. Connie likes to skateboard alongside her as she pulls him along. It’s not much effort for her because Connie’s lightweight and uses his feet a lot. Plus, the area they live is pretty flat, so they often do.

Lily has a hard time understanding what is and isn’t a toy. One time she nearly chewed off one of the sofa legs. Next time Connie sat on it, it snapped and then he figured out Lily was behind it.

After that, he trained her to know everything he puts in her basket is a toy, but everything else isn’t. Then, she used the basket as a toy.

She goes through toys lightning quick.

Every time you or Connie give her a new stuffed animal, it takes approximately .2 seconds for it to be torn to shreds.

Connie loves to take her to PetSmart and let her pick out toys in-store.

If she chooses a toy that means Connie won’t need to guess what she likes and what she doesn’t.

One time she chose one of those scented rope toys, but once Connie took the packaging off, she started acting weirdly.

Once he gave it to her, she started barking at it and whacking it with her paw.

Connie was super confused so he threw it and she chased after it like normal, but once she got close to it she started acting scared of it and barking.

It’s been like that ever since now so they just don’t play with that toy.

Lily doesn’t bark that often. She usually only barks from excitement or when she meets someone new.

She also doesn’t have the zoomies that much so she’s a really relaxed dog to hang with.

💛 Bertholdt

Bertholdt saw his neighbors packing their stuff in a van one day and leaving but saw they left their samoyed leashed up outside.

He wanted to hold out hope that they were just going out somewhere for a bit so waited the rest of the night but found the dog still chained up the next morning in the rain.

He was never close to his neighbors and didn’t want any confrontation so he went up and knocked on the door, checking if anyone was home.

No surprise, they weren’t so he cautiously made his way over to the dog.

It was so happy to see someone and started licking his hand right away.

He unchained the dog and led it into his house where he gave it a nice warm bath and some food.

While bathing her, he took off her collar, with the neighbor’s number and address engraved in it along with her name, Mavis.

While Mavis was eating he called the number he found on her tag. He explained that the dog looked like it was left there on purpose so he took it in until they got home. They just said they didn’t want her anymore and hung up, which broke Bertholdt’s heart.

So he took her to the vet, got some pet things because he hasn’t owned a pet previously and she became a big part of his life.

She clings to him everywhere and won’t ever leave his side. Almost never barks and is super good on a leash.

Bertholdt takes her to the dog park a lot, Mavis is very social and has made a lot of friends there.

Mavis has quite the habit of rolling around in the mud or dirt though so Bertholdt has to give her a bath quite often.

Bertholdt absolutely cannot contain the dog hair. There is so much of it and it’s everywhere, went through like 3 lint rollers in the first week.

He spoils her rotten. Whenever he goes shopping he gets her new treats and toys because he swore to do right by her when her old owners didn’t.

If you were brought into the equation, Mavis would love you unconditionally. She’ll be there to give you high-fives and cuddle with you.

She is the softest thing on the planet so the cuddles are amazing. If you and Bertholdt sleep together, she’ll plop herself right in between the both of you so she could get attention until you fall asleep.

Whenever she needs something but isn’t up, she licks your face until you give her what she wants.

Even though she can get quite hot in the summer, she always wants to cuddle and loves to do it, whether it’s with you or Bertholdt.

💛 Annie (normally I don’t write for her but I couldn’t get this scenario out of my head)

Hitch gave her a chihuahua for her birthday even though she never remotely hinted at wanting a dog.

She didn’t want to return it though and oddly liked it, even though she never asked for him.

Just calls him “Dog” for a bit since she doesn’t know what to name him.

He’s a tan deer head dog so Annie gives him the name “Biscuit” after a couple weeks.

It’s super generic but she doesn’t think he needs any fancy name and he looks like a biscuit so 🤷🏻‍♀️

She has one of the backpacks with a compartment to fit a dog.

She likes to put Biscuit in there and take him out when she goes out.

When Annie takes him out, Biscuit is usually pretty chill, aside from giving a couple glares to random people.

Sometimes he even falls asleep in her backpack.

Whenever someone pisses Annie off, Biscuit senses it. Annie isn’t usually one to get into a full-blow fight and be loud, so Biscuit is her volume. Whenever she starts going off, he starts growling and barking.

And when she does get loud, both of them are yelling and screaming so that often deters the other person.

When she first got Biscuit, Annie didn’t really pay that much attention to him. She’d be on the couch and whenever he came up to her with a ball or toy, she’d throw it.

Then as she started to get used to him, she started to like him more.

Nowadays, she sometimes chases him around the house with a smile on her face and it’s so adorable, especially because she doesn’t smile all too often.

Biscuit is relatively calm, even for a chihuahua. He can often be seen on the couch on his back with his tongue out laying in the sun.

Speaking of being on the couch, originally Annie wanted to keep him off all furniture but soon realized he simply wouldn’t stay off and she didn’t want to bother to train him not to.

Now, they share almost everything. She sleeps with him next to her, they relax on the couch together, and sometimes she even brings him up on one of the kitchen chairs and they share food together.

Biscuit hates her alarm clock with a passion. If Annie doesn’t wake up from the alarm, she wakes up from the high pitched barks of her dog wanting her to turn it off.

Once the two are close, they are bonded for life and can be seen everywhere together.

#attack on titan #attack on titan x reader #Armin Arlert x Reader #Armin x Reader #Sasha Braus x Reader #Sasha x Reader #Jean Kirstein x Reader #Jean x Reader #Connie Springer x Reader #Connie x Reader #Bertholdt Hoover x Reader #Bertholdt x Reader #Annie Leonhardt x Reader #Annie x Reader

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ceilingfan5 · 3 years ago

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potential au: taako works at a pet shelter. kravitz Desperately needs a cat

fuck yeah okay

1) taako has a few jobs but this one is his favorite and he loves naming the cats

krav works a boring high-stress job and his therapist is like listen you're lonely and you're tired and you're sad and i think it would help if you got a little guy to be in your space

and krav hasnt really had pets? like his moms had a cat when he was younger but he didn't grow up with a pet, and he's nervous, but also he's like. yeah i wish i did have a little guy in my space

and because this is a fantasy his apartment is chill with pets and DOESNT have a FUCKING deposit of $200 and a fee of $300 and pet rent of $45/mo IM NOT BITTER WHO'S BITTER?????? and he goes to the shelter

2) taako instantly clocks him as nervous and also hot as hell and also lonely and he's like. incredible. on god we're gonna get you the perfect cat bud. and he walks krav through their options and kravs like. definitely not a kitten. something low maintenance? also who named all these cats. this one is concrete and that one is jessica and that one's blorange

3) a genius did, taako says. and he picks krav a cat, their cuddliest ragdoll and krav holds her and criess but also he's like. fuck. what- how do i, what do i even need, what do i do, what do i buy

4) taako, sly and suave: here's my number i'll answer any question you have ;) but also like. go to petsmart here's a list, buy this food, etc and so on and krav's all starry-eyed like thank you

5) and they start texting and krav sends taako catupdates and pics and sometimes oops i guess that ones technically a selfie but im holding her and it. develops into a thing and they get together and taako gets to see her again and also kiss a hotboy

who is doing a lot better now!

god i want a fucking cat i wish my apartment would be chill about it

#taakitz #i love them.#sometimes u just need a lil guy in your home #and you can pick her up and mush your face in her belly and go AAAAAHHH #and then get back to life

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vanillacoolatta · 4 years ago

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0, 19, 31, 44?

0 - "height":

somewhere between like,,5'4 and 5'6. nobody really knows. i'm just barely shorter than my mom who swears she's 5'6 but my dad swears she's taller than that fkshdh both my parents are relatively short tho 😔

19 - "fact about my personality":

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i used to be like. super mean in school. it was completely a defense mechanism because nobody wanted to talk to me so i decided i didn't want to talk to them lol. but i'm chill with that because i think i've somewhat mellowed out.

31 - "what my last text message says":

i'm gonna be real with you. i cherry picked my last interesting discord message because a. i don't feel like doxxing the people in my phone contacts and b. the last few after this were like "yep" and "no" and "ok" lol

so uh,

"dan howell/quackity, lawyer/da au, slow burn 16k words, enemies to lovers"

yes i will elaborate if asked. no this was not serious

44 - "a random fact about anything":

salt water hermit crabs are NOT THE SAME as a pet hermit crab. i have seen WAY too many tourists picking hermit crabs and periwinkles up off the beach and taking them home. first of all that is ILLEGAL in maine state parks and secondly that animal will LITERALLY DIE BEFORE YOU MAKE IT HOME.

stop taking wild animals home. just because they're tiny doesn't mean you can properly care for them any more easily and ESPECIALLY doesn't mean their life is worth less than any other kind of wild animal.

if you really want a hermit crab that badly, go to petsmart. they sell them there, at least around here.

#sorry for rant but it really really bothers me #it happens every summer and it sucks because i usually can't do anything about it when i see it happening.#i've had to call out many tourists but there are times where they flat out ignore me :/#nightshadeowl

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dumpsterd1va · 5 years ago

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continuation of my neil and andrew finding a kitten on the road AU. more under the cut!

It turns out kittens aren’t very good at following directions. The little monster had peed and pooped in Andrew’s sweatshirt nest. She didn’t puke per se, but whatever she coughed up smelled just as bad, if not worse. Or maybe it was the combination of excrement that was making Andrew dizzy. It had been better on the freeway when the speed they were going at was enough to keep the air circulating, but here in the city everything was stagnant. He couldn’t even bury his nose in his sleeve because in his rush to get out on the road this morning, he hadn’t bothered changing out of the black tank top he always slept in. He was grateful he’d at least had the presence of mind to put on his armbands.

Andrew tugged at the fabric cocooning his forearms as he grumbled, “You are a menace,” to his ungrateful passenger who only emitted a high-pitched whine in response. “Yeah, yeah, I’m miserable too. Tough shit.”

As if he could hear him, Neil turned back around and waved. Andrew could’ve sworn he was laughing too, the bastard. Thankfully, the next turn was their last one as they pulled into a parking lot.

His car was barely in park when Andrew jumped out and approached Neil. “You’re getting the sack of shit out of the car.”

Neil was shaking his hair out when Andrew reached him, setting his helmet down on the seat. He ran his fingers through his hair and grinned. “Had a little accident, did we?”

“Not little. Not me. Go.”

“Fine, fine. Didn’t clock you as a squeamish one.”

Andrew would take any insult Neil threw at him as long as he didn’t have to touch the mess in his car. He was going to have to throw all those clothes away. This was already turning out to be more trouble than it was worth.

“Fuck, you’re a little stinker aren’t you?” Andrew heard Neil grumble as he pulled the soiled heap and its maker from the car. He was holding the kitten like a football in the crook of his arm but the sweatshirts he held out in front of him like they were poisonous. Andrew was pretty sure they were.

“You can toss those.”

Neil grimaced. “Smart move.”

They walked alongside each other into the clinic. It was surprisingly busy, but Andrew supposed animals were good at being an inconvenience, no matter the hour.

When they made their way up to the front desk, Neil leaned on the counter and said to the receptionist, “Hey, I called earlier. Neil Josten?”

Barely glancing up, the receptionist nodded. “Found a stray?” Neil nodded. “Someone will be with you shortly.” His eyes flicked up to Andrew. “Will he be joining you?”

Neil started and darted his eyes over to Andrew who didn’t react. “Uh, yeah he will be.”

“Name?”

“Andrew Minyard,” Andrew answered before Neil could process that he didn’t know his name yet. The receptionist dismissed them and they sat down with their shared burden.

Neil broke the silence first. “We didn’t introduce ourselves, huh?” He stuck his free hand out. “I’m Neil.”

“You’re crazy if you think I’m touching that hand.”

Rolling his eyes, Neil retorted, “They were your clothes.”

“They were covered in something that was definitely not mine.”

With a sigh, Neil dumped the kitten into Andrew’s lap before going over to the hand sanitizer dispenser in the corner. He locked eyes with Andrew and dispensed several pumps of the liquid into his hands before making a big show of rubbing his hands together.

When he sat back down and offered his hand again, Andrew took it.

“Andrew.”

They settled into their chairs and Neil’s fingers lazily ran through the kitten’s fur. He had to lean towards Andrew to do it, giving Andrew the perfect view of his curls. They danced in the sunlight and reflected impossible shades of sunset red and honey gold.

“So,” Neil began. “Any reason you were out on the road so early in the morning?”

It took Andrew a second for him to realize Neil was talking to him. “No reason.”

Neil hummed. “Same here. Sometimes I just need to get away.”

Andrew’s eyes fell to the scars lining Neil’s face that made him seem at once stronger and more delicate. His thoughts wandered to the scars that marred his own arms, hidden under his armbands, and the lengths he went to try to escape the thoughts that made them. He wondered if Neil was trying to do the same, but something told him Neil had a different kind of demon lurking over his shoulder.

“Neil?”

The side door leading to the rest of the clinic swung open and a tall woman stepped out. Neil glanced up at the sound of his name and gestured for Andrew to follow him.

“Hey Abby,” Neil greeted. “Thanks for letting us come in on such short notice.”

Abby smiled. “No need for that. You’re doing us a favor. Come in.”

They followed Abby to a small room and on the way she explained that she would be examining the kitten for fleas, worms, or other kinds of lesions. Her hands moved at an impressive speed but the kitten still made her discomfort quite clear.

“Well,” Abby said at last. “Nothing looks out of the ordinary, but she needs to put on more weight before we can put her up for adoption. We’ll probably keep her quarantined for a while, give her a good bath, and do a more thorough examination. She’s surprisingly clean for where you found her, so she probably wasn’t there for very long. She got lucky.”

“Wouldn’t call that luck,” Andrew mumbled.

Abby’s gaze fell on Andrew and she smiled that same pleasant smile. “I meant she’s lucky you found her. It’s Andrew, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, thank you Andrew. You helped save a life today.” She scratched the kitten’s belly. “Are you considering adopting her?”

Andrew recalled his bold words out on the highway when Neil wouldn’t shut up and shrugged. “Maybe.” At the look Neil gave him, he clarified, “I’ve never had a pet before.”

Neil hid a smirk behind his fist but Abby didn’t seem to notice. She nodded. “Fair enough. Cats are great for first time pet owners, but they’re still a lot of responsibility. Think about it while she’s holed up in here for a few days and if you have any questions, you can always call in and ask for me or even talk to Neil. He’s had Sir for years so he’s a regular cat whisperer.”

Andrew’s eyes flicked over to Neil who arched an eyebrow at him as if to say, “That’s news to me,” triggering a ghost of a smile to flicker across Andrew’s face.

Oh this was bad.

Andrew pushed off the wall he was leaning against and headed for the door without another word. Neil trailed behind him and Andrew could feel those annoyingly blue eyes boring a hole into the back of his head.

“What?” he hissed when they finally exited the shelter.

To his credit, Neil didn’t flinch at Andrew’s tone. “Are you really going to adopt her?”

“I said I didn’t know, didn’t I?”

“There’s no reason to be scared.”

Andrew blinked. “Excuse me?”

Neil tilted his head. “That’s why you’re hesitating right? You’re afraid you won’t be able to take care of her.”

“Fuck off. The little asshole making my clothes her personal toilet made me have second thoughts.”

“I already told you I think you’ll make a great cat mom,” Neil continued, undeterred. “You should take her. I’ll help you buy all the stuff you’ll need.”

“Really tempting offer, but no.”

“C’mon, one trip to PetSmart and you can wash your hands of me forever and have a cute kitten instead.”

Andrew stopped in his tracks and glared at Neil. “Why do you care?”

Infuriatingly, Neil looked confused. “Because you do.” Andrew wanted to punch him. “And I want to make sure she has a good home.”

“Then you take her.”

“I will if you won’t.” His mouth twitched into a half smile. “But I have a feeling I won’t need to.”

When they stopped in front of their respective vehicles, Andrew leaned his head back and groaned. Snapping his fingers, he grumbled, “Give me your phone.”

Andrew almost threw the phone Neil handed to him onto the asphalt but instead he punched in his number and called.

Tossing the phone back to Neil, he picked up his phone and said as calmly as he could into the receiver, “As soon as Abby gives the okay, we meet here. We get the cat, buy the shit, then you leave me alone. Got it?”

Neil was fully smiling now. “Has anyone ever told you you’re kind of dramatic?”

Abruptly hanging up on someone standing right in front of him was not nearly as satisfying as Andrew wanted it to be, but he settled for getting into his car, rolling down the window, and flipping Neil the bird.

“Drama queen,” Neil called back, still grinning.

“Mouthy bastard,” Andrew muttered as he rolled up the window.

“Heard that.”

Then, it was Andrew’s turn to smile. “Good.”

#aftg #andreil #tfc #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #andrew minyard #my fic #andrew is the biggest drama queen #so is neil but #andrew needs to have the last word no matter what #a mood #are you ready for kitten parents andreil because i dont think im ready #aka idk what im writing yet but #yolo

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rppanda · 6 years ago

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For anyone who loves Homestuck and AUs, check out @nepeta-at-petsmart, RP and ask blog, open to different fandoms, would love some OC interaction! I'm the shy awkward mun of the blog who has trouble interacting

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kuro-shit-posts · 7 years ago

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Could you do “well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead” with Sebastian??😂

Ok so I may or may not have gotten carried away and made this one really long (and kinda cheesy), also i hope you dont mind but I set it in a modern au, I hope you enjoy!!——–“Well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead”——–Idly walking through petsmart with a new toy and a bag of salmon flavored kitty treats, you made your way to the checkout. As the cashier rung up your items she smiled and read “$11.37” from the computer screen displaying your total. Smiling you reached into your back pocket to pull out your money, but you were met with only a $10 bill.

“Ugh dammit.” you mumbled to yourself as you turned to your lover,

“Sebastian can you give me the rest of the mon-” looking up, you found that your little demon was no where in sight.

“Sebastian?” you called. Turning back to the lady, you sheepishly said “Ah hah hah just one minute please, my boyfriend seems to have disappeared and he has the rest of the money.”

Cocking an eyebrow the lady said “alright.” clearly not impressed with your level of organization. First you misplace your money then you misplace…your boyfriend.

Deadpanning you realized this was a pet store and knew exactly where to find the idiot demon.

Making a beeline for the cat area, you found Sebastian sitting infront of the cat cage fawning over one of the cats. She was fluffy and black and happily pawed at the glass as you approach.

“Sebastian no.” you said.

He looked up at you with uncharacteristicly emotional eyes

“But shes so beautiful. Look at her caged in there! Its simply horrid!” he said with a pained expression.

“Sebastian it says someone already adopted her, we couldnt adopt her even if we wanted to. Now can we get going i only had a $10 bill and the lady is waiting for me to come back with mor-” without tearing his eyes away from the cat, he shoved $20 in your face and used his hand to motion you away.

You glared at the demon and turned on your heel to go pay for the items you had purchased for the kitty you already had at home. Though you and your love shared the same affinity for cats it was rather difficult to keep his little obsession under control. The two of you lived in a rather small apartment and having one cat was enough, taking into consider the eight to ten cats he would reign in as the day went on, claiming each one “needed” him and it would be “cruel” to leave them outside even though most of the ones he found were just outdoor cats that already belonged to other people.

Grabbing your bag of items you made your way back to where Sebastian sat infront of the cat cage. He had a pale hand, clad with black nails, pressed against the glass as he looked at her longingly,

“Sebastian I already paid, we are leaving now.”

The demon stayed put and refused to look at you,

“Well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead, I suppose I will meet you at home later.” he retored. Sighing, you knew he had his heart, or lack thereof, set on this little cat.

“Excuse me miss?” you asked a worker passing by.“Is there anyway we can pet the cats?” you said.

Chewing her gum loudly, the teen, clearly very annoyed at her job and you, said “Sorry the only one in there today has already been adopted.”

“Please my boyfriend really likes her an-”

“Sorry no exceptions.”

Glancing over your shoulder at your distracted love, you turned back to the employee and grabbed her forcibly by the collar of her shirt.

“Listen here you snot nosed brat,” you whisper yelled in her face “You see the man over there? Thats my boyfriend and if he doesnt pet that stupid cat hes going to be very disappointed and i dont want to have to deal with his whining the rest of the day, so you will let him pet the damn cat or so help me Jesus i will make it rain hell upon this establishment.”

Looking at you wide eyed, the woman shuffled over to the door and opened it,

“Sebastian,” you called “Shes gonna let you pet the cat, get over here so we can get this over with and go home.” you said.

Crimson eyes lit up as the demon eagerly followed the woman into the room where he was finally able to pet the beloved feline he had been fawning over the past half-hour. Sitting on the desk in the office where they allowed the cats to be pet, you looked down at the idiot sitting on the floor, treating the cat like some type of royalty.

“You really like that cat huh?” you said to him.

“I do. Shes the most beautiful creature Ive ever seen.” he said squeezing her paws. ‘Wow thanks’, you thought to yourself. Looking around you realized the employee from earlier was no where to be found and the exit door was right there.“You want it?” you asked him.

The demon looked up at you like a child on Christmas day

“Are you being sincere?” he asked

“Shes pretty cute.” you replied

“Yes but the sign indicated she was already adopted, did it not?” he said.

“Yea but no ones around and im sure that family isnt going to love her nearly as much as you will…”

The demon looked at you and you looked back at him, and without saying a word to each, you both simultaneously got up, you left some money on the desk so technically you wouldnt be stealing the cat, he shoved the kitty inside his jacket and you both shuffled out the door before anyone could noti-

“Hey!”

the employee from earlier yelled. You and Sebastian broke into a sprint to the car and got in as quickly as possible. You shifted the car into reverse, backed out, shifted back into drive and punched the gas. As you got out onto the main road and the adrenaline died down, you pulled up to a red light and took the opportunity to glance over at Sebastian and the newest addition to your house. With a small smile you watched him coo over the kitty,

“damn idiot” you mumbled.

“Thats not very kind of you.” he said keeping his eyes on the cat.

“I must say though, that little stunt you pulled with the employee earlier was very endearing, i quite like when you get aggressive.” he said.

“Yea im sure you do.” you replied idly as the light turned green.

“Thank you my dear, i do appreciate what you did for me.” he said.

“Well it’s better than having to listen to you complain about not getting to pet your stupid cat.” you said.

He chuckled, “By the way what do you want to name her?” you asked.

“Hmm…” he said “Actually I was thinking you might like to name her.” he replied.

“How about idiot jr.” you said snickering at your own joke.

“Very amusing.” Sebastian replied monotonously.

“I can name her anything I want?” you asked

“Anything you want.” he repeated back to you.

“How about spaghetti?” you said turning onto your street.

“…spaghetti?” the demon questioned.

“Yea its cute.” you said with a smile.

“Im beginning to regret allowing you to name her.” he said “But i am a man of my word. Spaghetti it’ll have to be.” he said.

Pulling into your parking spot, you put the car in park and looked at him.

“Sebastian.” you said. “Now that you have this cat you have to promise me. No. More. Cats. In. The. House.” you commanded.

The demons eyes narrowed at you. After a brief moment of you two staring each other down Sebastian sighed “I suppose your right. No more cats in the house.” he said with a smile getting out of the car.

You glared at how surprisingly well he took your command before your eyes widened as you got out of the car and sprinted after him “No cats in the yard either!”

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