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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as Michael & PETER PORTE as Josh 2022 • UNCOUPLED • S1·EP5 

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Peter Porte as Dimitri Von Leuschner in DAYS OF OUR LIVES

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Notes of Autumn - photo preview

(photos 3-18, 20-25 are from parade.com)

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The Factory

The end

[dorothy16]

chriscolfer #GayDays @Disneyland with these handsome fellas (and the beautiful Jodi!) 🏳️‍🌈🏰

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"Dashing in December": Christmas romcom with gay guys and a ranch that needs saving

I was recommended Dashing in December, a Christmas romcom advertised on Amazon Prime as a tv series, for some reason.  The blurb gives the standard plotline: Big City careers are stupid, go home for Christmas and find love.  The twist: Big City is a guy!  It will take about 10 minutes of screen time for the big reveal: he's gay!

Scene 1: Establishing shot of NYC.  Big, Important Financial Planner Wyatt (Peter Porte) is at an office Christmas party, miserable amid the talk of husbands and wives.  He and Lindsey broke up in October, so he'll be alone!  At Christmas! Hey, I thought Wyatt was gay.  Has he not figured it out yet, or is Lindsey a made-up girlfriend? 

"What went wrong?" the Big Boss wants to know. "I thought you and Lindsey were perfect for each other."  So they've met?  Maybe Lindsey is a beard? Or maybe he's bi?

 "The nonstop trips to the Cape, the five-star restaurants every night. I want someone with simple, down-home tases."  Should have thought of that before you moved to the Big City, Dude. 

More plot: this is the first Christmas since Dad passed away, so Mom is depressed, so he's going back to the ranch in Colorado.  10,000 to one he finds love there.

Hey, the hot bartender (Eric Meroño, left) grins at Wyatt!  If you came in cold, this would be your first clue that Wyatt might not be straight, but I'll bet not one viewer in 100 catches it

Scene 2: Establishing shot of a beautiful ranch in Colorado. Wyatt's Mom brings tea to her workers: a girl and Heath (Juan Pablo de Pace, below).  She announces that Wyatt is coming home for Christmas, for the first time in five years.  Heath has only been working there for three years, so they've never met, but the girl is his High School Girlfriend. Whoa, Wyatt really racks up the babes.  

"Won't your husband, who is out of the country working for Doctors Without Borders, be jealous of your ex-boyfriend visiting?" Heath asks. 

High School Girlfriend, grinning: "I...don't...think so."  Her certainty is another clue.

Heath leaves, and High School Girlfriend interrogates Mom: "Heath doesn't know about Wyatt?" 

 "Well, I couldn't just tell him, could I?"  Tell him what, Mom?  What about your son is such a problem that you're afraid to tell your employee about it?

"Well, does Wyatt know about Heath?"  

"What could I say: you guys are both gay?"  The big reveal!   Why all the circumlocution and misdirection?  Probably the same rationale as not revealing that a tv character is gay until Season 2: you want the viewers to become invested in the story first, so they won't run away in homophobic horror. 

Wait -- Ranch Hand Heath is gay, too?  So what's the problem? This will be a very short romcom. Wyatt's plane lands, sparks fly, mistletoe, the end.

Scene 3:  Heath giving two moms and two kids (a lesbian couple?) a tour of Santa's Workshop. By horse-drawn carriage, not sleigh: there's no snow on the ground. 

Meanwhile, Wyatt arrives. pulls out his luggage, and grimaces. Yuck, back at the place I found so oppressive as growing up!   Mom hugs him and immediately envisions him having kids. Geez, Lady, wait until he's in the house before pressuring him to get married and have kids. 

Wait -- if Wyatt is gay, what's up with the ex-girlfriend Lindsey?  Mom references them with he/him pronouns -- yep, he was a guy with a girl's name, a misdirection to fool us before the big reveal.  Or Wyatt has a thing for gender-bending names: his High School Girlfriend is named Blake.  

Mom points out Heath: "He keeps the place going."  Wyat notices the lack of customers for Santa's Village, and criticizes him for not doing his job.  Yeah, Heath, get busy and make with the snowfall!

Scene 4: Heath and High School Girlfriend are heading to dinner, and to meet Wyatt.  Heath worries that he will be homophobic, but she reassures him: that won't be a problem.  So the guy who escaped Colorado, with its long history of homophobic legislation, for the freedom of a gay mecca, is homophobic?  

At dinner, Wyatt brings up the real reason for his visit: he wants Mom to sell the ranch!  "It's prime real estate today, and Santa's Workshop isn't making any money."  The others act as if he's proposing eating babies.  

"This is your mother's home," High School Girlfriend says through gritted teeth. "This is all she has." Calm yourself, Girl -- Wyatt isn't kicking Mom out onto the street.  I checked current listings: Colorado ranches go from $2-15 million. 

Mom starts crying.  "So this is why you came home -- to destroy my life?  To spit on your father's grave?"

"Well, that's not the only reason.  I wanted to eat some babies, too."

The full review, with nude photos, is on SG Beefcake and Boyfriends

[watchinghallmark]

Notes of Autumn - September 16th on Hallmark Channel

A classically trained pianist from the city and her best friend from the country swap homes to recharge their passions. Starring Ashley Williams, Luke Macfarlane, Marcus Rosner and Peter Porte.

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Yuletide the Knot

Yuletide the Knot (2023) #NaneaMiyata #MaryAntonini #PeterPorte #KelleyJakle #KelseyScott #RachelLeyco Mehr auf:

Jahr: 2023 (Dezember) Genre: Romantik Regie: Nanea Miyata Hauptrollen: Mary Antonini, Peter Porte, Kelley Jakle, Kelsey Scott, Rachel Leyco, Celestina Harris, Stephen Howard, Julia Sanford, Adam Ambruso, Marcus Troy, Ryann Lanel Redman … Filmbeschreibung: Rachel (Mary Antonini) ist eine talentierte, zu den besten ihres Faches zählende Hochzeitsplanerin. Eines Tages wird sie von einem…

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Peter Porte

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@wdcmaxy the boot tap gif makes me fucking insane every time I see it

Your heart’s beating really fast. That’s on you.

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Swimming Instructor

Jaune: Haa.. remedial swimming lessons?

Jaune: I don't need swimming lessons, I know how to swim! Nora, just doesn't need to push me into the water while I'm carrying all the heavy stuff for laughs!

Jaune: Haa... whatever. These lessons could help me to learn how to swim with my armour on anyway... Let's do this.

Jaune: Hello? I'm here for remedial swimming lessons. Anyone here?

: Oh? You're that, Jaune fellow! Porty told me you were coming here for lessons!

Jaune: Hmm...? Oh there you...

Jaune: A-Are...

: Hi! My name is Raven Branwen! I may not look like it, but I'm your fellow classmate, Yang Xiao Long's mother!

Jaune: R-Really...?

Raven: Yeah... she may not look like it, but she is. She took more from her father, my late husband than me.

Jaune: He probably took his hair, and eyes... but she certainly got your assets...

Raven: So, while I'm normally a sub in for, Glynda when she needs a substitute in combat class, I also double as a swimming instructor. So, Porty said you almost drowned, can't you swim?

Jaune: Swim...?

Raven: Yeah, swim?

Jaune: Oh, sorry... Y-Yeah I can swim... I was carrying some heavy stuff... a-and, my teammate knocked me into the water.

Raven: Ahh.

Jaune: B-But, I wear plate armour... I think I could use some swimming lessons on how to swim with that on...

Raven: Ahh, I can teach you how to swim with armour on. It's difficult, but we can do it!

Jaune: Not as difficult as getting under that delectable one piece of yours...

Raven: Oh~? That may not be as hard as you think~!

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh fuck, you heard me?!

Raven: I did, and don't worry: I always preferred hunky young blonds~!

Jaune Uhhuhhuhh?!

Raven: So come on sexy~! Show me what you got~!

Jaune: Yes ma'am!

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This would have been a good, Beach AU photo. But she doesn't fit any character well enough.

But, she works to a point. Can you keep an eye out for more, Beach Au worthy art for me, @lar-mx ?

Link to ART

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Jaune: *harm crossed, a squeaky hammer in his hand, looking disappointed* Yang, what did we say about spiking the drink of Miss Glynda?

Yang: *with multiple bumps on her head* To warn everyone else so i would be the only victim of her wrath?

Jaune: ... Well, yes, but no. The other thing.

Yang: *Thinking* ... I don't- *get hit on the head again* OUTCH!

Jaune: *talking as if she was a child* When Glynda is drunk, what happens literally the next day, hm?

Yang: *weary of the squeaky toy* H-hangover?

Jaune: *smile* Bravo! And what does she do when she can't come to class?

Yang: ... *Sudden realization* Oh no.

Port: *kicking the door* Did i ever told you that time i saved a puppy from a ferocious ursa by only using my fabulous moustache?

Jaune: *smile turning to ice cold stare* We get professor Port for the entire day. So stage it when HE IS SICK!

Yang: *looking pleadingly at both Sun and Weiss*

Sun: Nuh-uh, my headphones. You should have thought about it.

Weiss: And my earbuds are also only for me. You will suffer alone.

Yang: *groveling at Jaune's feat* Please! Anything but that!

Jaune: *already placing his pillow at his place* You are not part of the blondsketeers for the foreseeable future. You shall amend in penitence.

Yang: NOOOOOoooooo!