#peter is a dream

[muse-of-eggs]

“D.Y.C - (compensation)” In the botany community, the Asteracae or Compositae family are often called Damn Yellow Composits, because there are so damn many of them that are yellow, making them difficult to distinguish. This was a gender dysphoria piece.

Oh hey, what’s up, I’m alive— here’s an old one for me of Peter that’s new for everyone here.

Let’s attempt to revive or some fin, yeah?

[in-som-niyah]

Pressing the call button on Jason’s contact was the last thing he needed. You knew he was busy on patrol and you knew he couldn’t be coming back for something as trivial as your hurt feelings.

But just a phone call wouldn’t hurt, right?

“Jason?”

“Hey darling, everything ok?”

You hesitate and swallow hard

“Y-Yeah, yeah I was just calling to-“

“Tell me the truth.”

You try your damnest to stifle the sob that threatens to blow your cover, but Jason catches it anyway.

“I’ll be there in 10.”

[bathroomtrapped]

in ur dreams, baby

[ultrataintedviolence]

me when i get creepy men in my DMs:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I have watched COLUMBO with my grandpa so many times when I was a kid and I never knew Lieutenant Columbo's first name was Frank! Frank Columbo! Frank!

[abandonedmannequinfactory]

need what they have

[avocadoraisin]

passed out at the 24 hour halloween movie marathon double date

[babydolllblogger]

they’re defrosting ⋆｡𖦹°‧. mine

[sweetstgal111]

it pains me so much

[eff-ston3mblogs]

hella hip$ter

[unipacas]

EVERYONE GIVE ME SPACE IM MANIFESTING

[muse-of-eggs]

Peter isn’t real.

But, Peter might like to be.

[in-som-niyah]

just envisioning Jason riding home to you from patrol but getting caught in the rain.

Water beads on his helmet and cascades down his collared suit as he dismounts. His soaking suit clings to him deliciously as both his squeaking boots are planted on the ground next to his glistening bike.

His bruised hands reach up to remove his helmet, which reveals his supple, moistened cheeks shadowed by his drenched curls. He's definitely a welcome sight, as you watch him from your bedroom window, neglecting to feel any remorse for the way your thighs are rubbing together. He's cold and wet, and this is how you feel about it?

The familiar sound of his key in the lock sends shivers up your spine as his heavy footsteps grow closer. He needs to shower, you think, and maybe dry off with a towel. But how could you resist his wet hair, broad shoulders and tapered waist?

You know just how to warm him up.

[jenniferchecksbitch]

(I’m delusional)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Jurassic World franchise was part of the MCU. Loki and Peter Parker were running from a pink tyrannosaurus that was as big as a skyscraper.

[try-set-me-on-fire]

if you call, I’ll turn on the light for you