#pet shit

[pidoop]

I’ve been so conditioned to look at my cat’s behind that now I do it instinctively even though I don’t need to.

The first month he spent with us he was really young and we couldn’t tell if he was a girl or a boy so we’d constantly be looking to see if anything changed and we could tell.

Then I got him neutered and had to constantly monitor his little wounds to make sure they healed well. (Good thing I did too bc he was really good about it at first and then started grooming them too much)

Then he kept eating hair and getting poop stuck in his butt, so I had to be on the lookout for that.

And now he’s finally normal but my brain doesn’t trust it so any time his booty faces me I stare at it with the detective mode overlay monitoring for nothing specific before finally I’m like, wait why am I looking at your butt.

[ascle]

Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!

Just another Tuesday in a calico’s life!

[brainfuzz]

I'm guessing it has to do with the area, but I had a female not-so-stray cat spayed last year, and between the check-up, shots, and blood tests, the bill was $580, and that included staying over the night before and after the spay.

One of the cats I adopted from a shelter was supposed to be neutered, and wasn't, and I want to think that only cost me less than $200. He didn't get any of the pre-op bloodwork done, but he had been seeing the vet regularly for a year prior, so that may have been why. For him, I brought him in before work, waited ~30 minutes, and then took him to work with me so I could keep an eye on him as the anesthesia wore off.

Before that, I took our other female cat to get spayed at a different vet, and they quoted me $750 (this was about 9 years ago) so I took her to a low cost clinic instead where it cost $215 and included her rabies shot and a snap test for FIV/FeLV and whatever vaccinations kittens get. After she was spayed, I asked around and found out that particular vet had higher than average prices, and switched vets.

it's actually less than what I expected, because I remember Pangur and Grim had huge bills for their spays

I'm guessing my location has a lot to do with the price! I'm in Toronto, and most cats here are owned pets.

[happyhealthycats]

To the folks asking me if their pets names are "unique enough"

Your pets name must:

-Be at least 12-14 characters long -Contain at least one capitalized letter -Contain at least one lower case letter -Contain at least one number -Contain at least one special character -Be changed every 30-90 days

[wekny]

Cosplay

[drzewobojczyni]

"Bilberry Girl"

Portrait of my kitty Jagoda, drawn to celebrate the first anniversary of her becoming my cat.

She's holding a bilberry shoot in her mouth, because bilberry is commonly refered to as "jagoda" in Polish. I actually chose this name in reference to her black fur.

Here's to many more years together!

DeviantArt

Etsy shop

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a TikTok that was filmed in almost complete darkness late at night. You can just barely make out the angles of his face in the moonlight when he’s like, “Run that question back by me, Stevie.”

Steve: Do you think our pets have low self-esteem?

Eddie: Right, that’s the question.

Eddie: And the answer is no. They got high self-esteem like their dad.

Steve: But I’m insecure!

Eddie: I was talking about me.

Eddie: I preform on stage and am married to one of the hottest guys I know.

Steve:

Steve: Who’s the other hot guy you know?

Eddie: You, ten years ago.

Steve:

Steve, heavy consideration: That’s a good answer.

[jellyjamheadobb]

The whole club was indeed looking at her

original post (bc I didn’t realize it was from here 💀): https://www.tumblr.com/crazykt/665683092725497856/she-got-the-boots-with-the-fur#

[xochimillilili]

It's such an obvious thing with petplay but fucking hell I wanna try out commands so much with my sweet baby pup, it's just a genuine turn on while being so adorable

Sit. Said softly while I latch my pup's collar on, grabbing onto their face with loving force when they flinch as their little cunt feels the slickness of the toy under them as they sit atop our bed

Paw. Whispered gently as I kiss their palms softly before pressing them together, and getting them bound. Smiling as I see the lil pup flinch and instinctively squirm as I push them lower down on the thick toy

Stay. Said with a kiss on their cute lil nose that I love as I sit myself infront of them on a chair, stroking my cock as I see them squirm. Their own little flinches and movements lowering them, having the toy press deeper up their cunt. Unable to crawl towards me, seeing as they whine, needing more

Speak. Commanded as I stroke my throbbing cock faster, cumming all over my hand as I hear their mix of barks and desperate pleads for more. "Come on pup, good doggies beg for a knot inside"

Good puppy~ Cooed gently and teasingly as I crawl onto bed with them, pushing them down and shoving my cock into their ass, while my hand starts working the knotted toy into their cunt. Fucking them until we hear that sickenly pleasuring pop of it finally fitting inside as I fuck their tight ass while they squirm and cry it's too much

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Druid, whom I (the DM) gave a wand that let's them speak to dead plants specifically: I want to talk to the table.

Me: of course, what would you like to know?

Druid, to the Table: are you happy being a table? Did you want to be a table, or would you rather be something else?

Table (me, putting on a scratchy, world-weary voice): what? ...no, I... I want to be... a boat! I grew up by the water... a tree by the shore... I'd like to go back... see the ocean... yeah, that would be nice

Druid: I promise that you'll see the ocean

Bard: Damn, I'm going to cry over a table wanting to be a boat

Me: Am I actually that good, or are you okay?

Bard, tearing up: I'm fine! It just wants to see the ocean!

Druid: Yeah, we're crashing the party and taking the table. Our boat needs a figurehead!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

ghost horses

GHORSES

[sophsun1]

Derry Girls – 3.01: The Night Before

[bowandserve]

After work booty shot

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

I’m obsessed with the fact that Neal goes over to Peter and Elizabeth’s house so often the marshals gave up and just made it a part of his ankle radius 😭?? he gets 2 miles + their house???

[notherpuppet]

it's my pet peeve when someone comments something rude on artists' posts so it's an instant block for me :)

[wekny]

Purrkour!