#pet raccoon

[dailyraccoons]

It's my birthday and I start a new job tomorrow! So sorry for the sporadic raccoons, friends--planning a wedding while job searching is quite a task, but we'll be back to smooth sailing tomorrow!

[davidaugust]

🦝

[catcherintheryefields]

so the story is finally gonna continue next week and i frankly dont know what to expect

[snarlsandscarraccoons]

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[non-beanary]

Me: [on the floor, crying]

Partner: oh no babe what's wrong?

I'LL NEVER BE A CINNAMON RACCOON

[yuribomber]

I just woke up from a dream that they adapted Solitaire into a movie and uhhh... let me preface this by saying I have not read the book yet so I don't know the plot so my subconscious brain took a couple 'creative liberties....'

Tori has a pet raccoon. I think their name was Hambone or something like that. They had the ability to speak but chose not to. Anyway, Hambone ran away and became friends with a goose and they started pulling heists together because they wanted to break into an art museum and smash all the Venetian glass. During the heist, the goose starts slinging webs cause apparently they've been bitten by the spider from spiderman. idk. Somehow, they uncover a plot that a mad scientist/evil billionaire will launch a satellite that will allow him to destroy and/or take over the world. don't ask me what that info was doing in an art gallery.

So now it's a spy movie starring spidergoose and a raccoon and I'm sitting in the theater wondering when all that happened in the book or if I'm even in the right movie?? Occasionally it'll cut to Tori but she's just vibing in her room. And then after 2 and a half minutes of her listening to music and spinning around in her chair, they cut back to the real protagonists of the story who are in space now and it's an action movie and spidergoose is yelling out stuff like "Hurry! We only have 15 minutes before the satellite starts quantum entangling (????) the Earth!"

At this point, enough is enough and I am so damn confused that I pull out my copy of the book and flip through the pages and the inside is a Shel Silverstein type of book? Like really short poems and semi abstract drawings and lots of empty pages. I realize that somehow I accidentally bought the wrong book and apparently the writers of the movie did too.🤷‍♀️

I think this dream was too much for me cause i woke up with a splitting migraine and i just lay there for an hour trying to process what i had experienced🤕

[orchardflowerchild]

My mom had a pet raccoon growing up (no clue why or how)….. it was named Snooki 😂

[precariouspeople]

Venus saw someone wearing a scarf made of raccoon fur and was appalled. Took it very personally so she made Remy a human flesh scarf

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"FEATURES AT BROADVIEW BOYS' FALL FAIR," Toronto Globe. October 3, 1930. Page 3. ---- An idea of the variety of features at the Broadview Boys' Fall Fair. which was formally opened last night, is given above. Here are shown: No. 1 - Nelson McLielu, 165 First Avenue, with his pet goat, "Kidde one of the entries in the pet show. No. 2- Model yachts, another interesting display. No. 3 - The showing of 23 cups won by the Broadview YMCA Model Aeroplane Club in the three years of its existence, secured at national and international shows. No. 4 -Clifford Humphrey, 136 Hamilton Street, and hits raccoon, the only "coon" entered in competition at the lair. This animal shows remarkable skill in getting pencils out of its owner's pockets.

[puddingandp1]

these three would be best friends and no one can tell me otherwise

[illiaccrest]

This was the funniest thing that ever happened in this game you can't convince me otherwise.

[sticks-pics]

silly raccoons :]

[inafieldofdaisies]

[sw33t--t00th]

I'm connecting the dots(I ain't connecting shit)

[thebibliosphere]

… I don’t know what made that shrill cackling noise outside our bedroom window but I know enough about surviving horror movies not to get up and check.

[w3mb13r]

REALLLL and raccoons are literally less wild than possums 😭😭 they already eat stuff that humans have left over and they're as easy to train as cats, also rabies vaccines exist

WHY ARE OPOSSUMS ONLY LEGAL TO KEEP AS PETS IN STATES THAT HATE GAY PEOPLE. GAY PEOPLE LOVE POSSUMS. THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE. WHY ARE YOU TAUNTING US???