#pet himbo

[satelliteofsin]

whenever my sweet partner decides to make the bed he hands me his massive blahaj for me to hold while he sorts out the duvet so that he doesnt have to put his plushie on the floor and yknow what i think thats what humanity is all about

[channel-sims]

HIMBO WOLF HIMBO WOLF

Who's a good boy?

[trans-mutt-pup-switch]

No big elaborate post only horny. Pup brain can’t think. I did my T shot yesterday and I am insatiable. Send me ask while I stroke my throbbing tdick.

[yardsards]

the carmilla webseries (particularly s3) makes some really interesting points about amatonormativity that i think are probably accidental but still fascinate me.

like there's this intended theme of like, being so devoted to one person that you put them above everyone else, and the harms that can cause. and that theme is primarily explored through laura and carmilla's relationship, especially as a foil to the dean and her beloved. but also with lafontaine and how they kinda subvert that.

(i could write essays analyzing this, tbh)

anyway. the show primarily explores the themes of putting one person above everyone else through the lens of romantic relationships, because that's just kind of the genre they're operating under. but that (again, probably unintentionally) brings up a theme of amatonormativity. because amatonormativity expects you to have one romantic partner and to put them above everyone else, to unquestionably value them more than any of your friends.

anyway, with that background out of the way, what i'm really thinking about currently is danny in s3

there's that scene early on in the season, when danny's all evil vampire mode. and laura says that her and carmilla are "just friends". and danny threatens laura in front of carmilla and is like "surely you wouldn't mind me hurting her/would be willing to let her die to keep the talisman, if you two really are just friends"

and like, while danny is correct in her observation that laura and carmilla's feelings about each kther are clearly not platonic, her logic is absolute garbage. me and the friend i was rewatching it with were both like "??? no i absolutely WOULD still mind if someone threatened my purely platonic friend like that, you'd be a pretty garbage friend to not care". like, danny's logic in that scene is peak amatonormative nonsense.

but then. at the end of the season. it's danny's *platonic* love for kirsch that ends up connecting her back to her humanity. it's kirsch that she finally breaks free of the dean's influence to protect. kirsch that she's willing to risk it all for.

it wasn't laura, the girl she had a crush on. it was kirsch, who she had a whole thing about in the previous season about how she explicitly did NOT have any romantic towards him and 100% solely saw him as a platonic friend. it was her "just a friend" who ultimately ended up meaning everything for her.

[edoro]

Underappreciated form of oc creation is giving them a pet that's an absolute Creature in some way

[crisispider]

EMERGENCY

I just fed my dogs the last bit of their food last week. (They are big dogs and go through food so fast. ) and I have been feeding them my food since and I’m about out so if anyone can just.. please help me keep my dogs fed, they don’t deserve to pay for my fuckups and I just they are good dogs who are so sweet and friendly.

I have PayPal, cashapp, and zelle (dm me for it)

Cash app: $Lunarmcss

[satelliteofsin]

bf just said 'im not a social butterfly im a social mothman' and i think i should put a ring on it right now

[bigdumbmutt]

I wanna be used so damn bad... I want someone to use my stupidity against me, make me drink more and more until I can barely hold my head up and use me while I'm limp and useless~~

Wanna be someones plaything and do whatever they ask of me like a good dog. Id follow anything they tell me... I just wanna be someones stupid dog and I want to worship the ground my owner walks on.

[vlad-wakinyan]

Sorry, I'm monothematic :P

My himbo 🤪

[elandrawssometimes]

I love barbarians in DnD and half the characters I've played have been barbs but I really wanted speak with animals in BG3. Still chose a barb anyway bc no impulse control but wild heart barbarian gets you speak with animals at level 3??? Fuck yeah lads who needs squishy baby magic class I've got big muscles and big axe and no clothes and the only spell that matters!!

[kaedthoughts]

it me omg

he's so brainless and confused and easy to manipulate and makes so many mistakes but he's just so pretty and brainless look at his dumb face

[this is a joke pls don't hate me]

[ref- clash of the titans 1981, Perseus]

[leatherbookmark]

it's been 3 years since i got into cql/mdzs and it still baffles me that people really, like sincerely, look at nmj and jgy and think jgy is 100% the aggressor, the one in power, the one in control, and nmj is a victim who's never done anything wrong ever in his life AND would be a chill teddybear* Had It Not Been For The Evil Bastard. truly fascinating

[crisispider]

Emergency request!

So my cats are completely out of food. They had their last bits last night, and I only have like 20 dollars (that I also might need to buy tynol for the youngest who has an ear infection ) to door dash them a 12 pound bag of their food is like 40 (I don’t live in a walkable distance to the closest store.) dollars and I just if someone could help me so my baby kitties don’t go hungry

PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/lunarmcss

Cash app: $lunarmcss

Zelle: dm and I’ll give you my number

Here have some pictures of their cute faces

[upwards-descent]

Explaining why Ken would be so good for Astarion made my partner and I realize Ken would also be great with my partner's Tav lmao maybe I'll draw it for laughs

[disgusting-depravity]

Daily homework May 23rd:

Find something to wear pinching your nipples, naked once your home for the night.

Eat your supper off the floor with your ass high.

[satelliteofsin]