#personal training canary wharf

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i think if i painted my ex situationship i'd be cured it's the most shallow but intense connection i've had w anyone i think i am so obsessed w how she looks i want 2 photograph her/paint her forever rant in tags but ive talked abt it b4 so feel free to ignore

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Living in London, I feel like a lot of incidents are isolated attacks that you dont hear about as opposed to organised riots. Whilst there have been some riots in the more conservative areas (like Walthamstow and Chingford) and more towards Central, in East London especially, I've experienced and heard of isolated anti-immigrant/muslim 'attacks' where it's one or two people that are perpetrators.

East London is the MOST multicultural place you'll find, but my dad's car was kicked in by some white guys literally two days ago. Thank God he was already in the car and was able to drive off, but I've found that it's mostly incidents like these.

In Whitechapel, which is literally full to the brim with Muslims, a young girls hijab was ripped off a month or two ago. Whilst I don't live in Whitechapel, me and my mum have been called nasty names to the point where my mum didn't feel like it was safe wearing her face veil anymore. Islamic private schools have been subjected to attacks as well and generally havent been perceived well, but this is nothing new. It's been happening for years, but you don't really hear about them because it's isolated incidents. I only know because I've been in those spaces and environments and have experienced it personally.

Loads of my friends don't feel like it's safe to go out being women because of the new wave of anti-muslim/poc sentiment and people mainly targeting women. Again, whilst this is nothing new from my experience of being born and raised in London, the anti-muslim/immigrant sentiment has only grown, and certain individuals are feeling braver because of the nationwide riots.

But there's a sense of community in London because of its multiculturalism that other places up North and around the UK don't have. Where you have some people committing hate crimes, you have others that are staunchly outspoken against it and that are really supportive, which I'm forever grateful for. My neighbours are absolutely wonderful, and I know that I'm completely safe with them, I know that if anything was to happen, I'd have people supporting me.

Its weird though because London is one of those places where you'll find there are extremely wealthy areas right next to some of the most destitute places, driving through Bow Road/Mile End Road/Whitechapel Road to Aldgate is a perfect example of that, you can see where it immediately changes and switches up. Same with Hackney and Shoreditch, you walk for 5-10 minutes, and it's like you've entered a whole new realm, likewise with Canary Wharf. It's kind of dystopian, tbh and literally, all the new buildings being built are high-rise 2/3 bedroom flats that obviously aren't for families.

It's like the with the new architecture too is trying to push families out. Alongside the serious underfunding of government facilities like public libraries and gyms. Over the past couple of years, dozens of libraries across have been closed, and public gyms have been sold off to private organisations. Youth facilities are horrendous, too. I've gone completely off on a tangent here, and I do apologise. But I just think it's so crazy that London has some of the poorest areas in the whole UK with poverty being at 25% I think (correct me if I'm wrong) just after the North and West Midlands which is around 28%.

I really shouldn't complain because I know in London we are so fortunate to have such an interconnected train/tube system and that our health care and schools are much more funded than those outside of London. But with more business and wealthier people coming in, the costs in London are increasing so much more disproportionately to wages.

My mum works in the NHS, and what the government did is before increasing the London living wage, they increased the NHS staff wages by 5%, compared to the London living wage by 10%. The NHS HCAS didn't increase, however, and stayed the same. On top of that, NHS staff are subjected to higher national insurances. I think it's just ridiculous. Anyways, I apologise for the long and rambling ask, and I totally lost focus. I hope you have an amazing day, and there's no pressure to answer this whatsoever <33

Nothing further to add here, as I'm not that familiar with London - call it a northerner's suspicion - but will definitely provide further insight to people less familiar with the UK.

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Black Peter pt 1

Haven't heard of this one either. Let's hope that's down to the fact it's a later story and not because it isn't popular anymore because of *looks at title* reasons.

I have never known my friend to be in better form, both mental and physical, than in the year '95.

Watson does keep waxing poetic about the year 1895. Must have been an epic year.

Holmes, however, like all great artists, lived for his art's sake, and, save in the case of the Duke of Holdernesse, I have seldom known him claim any large reward for his inestimable services.

Do we know the Duke of Holdernesse? I don't remember his name. How rude was he to Holmes that Holmes took his money? I feel like that must be arsehole tax.

So unworldly was he—or so capricious—that he frequently refused his help to the powerful and wealthy where the problem made no appeal to his sympathies...

More evidence for the Sherlock Holmes hates the rich theory. It's not that he's unworldly or capricious, Watson, it's that usually they're the bad guys (please see King of Bohemia). Not to put modern biases on a historical fictional character or anything.

down to his arrest of Wilson, the notorious canary-trainer

What did he train the canaries to do?

Was it, like, an entire hoard of pickpocketing birds?

Did they murder people for him? What?

Google tells me it might have been a euphemism for brothel-keeper. Or a singing teacher. So... honestly that story could go any number of ways. I think I'll stick to actual canaries, though. Probably in Canary Wharf.

During the first week of July my friend had been absent so often and so long from our lodgings that I knew he had something on hand. The fact that several rough-looking men called during that time and inquired for Captain Basil...

Watson pining at home while Holmes is out with rough-looking men and having them call him Captain...

...made me understand that Holmes was working somewhere under one of the numerous disguises and names with which he concealed his own formidable identity.

Honestly, I feel like this is character development. Before Watson would have just been 'Holmes is away' and 'Who is Captain Basil?', two entirely separate lines of thought. Now he has connected the dots. Proud of you, buddy!

...he strode into the room, his hat upon his head and a huge barbed-headed spear tucked like an umbrella under his arm.

“If you could have looked into Allardyce's back shop you would have seen a dead pig swung from a hook in the ceiling, and a gentleman in his shirt-sleeves furiously stabbing at it with this weapon. I was that energetic person, and I have satisfied myself that by no exertion of my strength can I transfix the pig with a single blow."

Everyone needs a hobby.

I recognised him at once as Stanley Hopkins, a young police inspector for whose future Holmes had high hopes...

Oh hai, Hopkins!

"However, my friend Dr. Watson knows nothing of this matter, and I should be none the worse for hearing the sequence of events once more."

For the sake of Watson and us, the invisible audience, please to be info-dumping exposition policeman!

"In 1883 he commanded the steam sealer Sea Unicorn, of Dundee."

"He has been known to drive his wife and his daughter out of doors in the middle of the night, and flog them through the park until the whole village outside the gates was aroused by their screams."

Can't say I'm entirely sorry Captain Carey is dead. In fact, maybe just chalk this up as self-inflicted and leave it at that. Whoever did it probably had a good reason.

However, the nickname doesn't seem to really be racist, so that's better than it could have been. Swarthy, as far as I'm aware, refers to tanned/weather beaten skin usually, which makes sense for a longtime sailor.

"He had built himself a wooden outhouse—he always called it ‘the cabin’—a few hundred yards from his house, and it was here that he slept every night. It was a little, single-roomed hut, sixteen feet by ten."

The original man cave?

The description of him is not crying out the sort of man who would keep tobacco on hand just in case his friends wanted some. It's not crying out the sort of man who has friends, for a start.

“Exactly, Mr. Holmes. I appreciated that point, and I conjectured that it was dropped by the murderer in his hurried flight. It lay near the door.”

Hopkins really is the smartest of the police officers we've met. And I still haven't noticed Watson comparing him to an animal.

So we have a terrible man killed by a harpoon in his man cave and no one noticed for ages because no one wanted to talk to him. I'm kind of hoping that all the women were in on it and they just... harpooned him together.

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Affordable Airport Transfer London City Airport: Budget-Friendly Travel Solutions

Traveling can be an exciting experience, but it often comes with its own set of challenges, especially when it comes to transportation. London City Airport, located in the heart of the UK capital, is a convenient hub for travelers. However, the cost of getting to and from the airport can be a significant concern. In this blog, we will explore various affordable London City Airport transfer options, ensuring you have budget-friendly travel solutions without compromising on convenience or comfort.

Introduction to London City Airport

London City Airport is known for its proximity to the city center, making it a preferred choice for business travelers and tourists alike. Despite its central location, the cost of airport transfers can vary greatly. Understanding your options can help you save money while still enjoying a smooth journey.

Public Transportation: The Most Economical Choice

Docklands Light Railway (DLR)

The Docklands Light Railway (DLR) is one of the most affordable ways to travel from London City Airport. The DLR connects the airport to the rest of London's extensive public transport network. With frequent services, you can quickly reach key destinations like Canary Wharf, Stratford, and Bank. The DLR operates from early morning until late at night, ensuring you have flexible options regardless of your flight schedule.

Buses

London's bus network is another budget-friendly option for airport transfers. Several bus routes serve London City Airport, providing a cost-effective way to reach different parts of the city. While buses might take longer than trains, they offer a scenic route through London and can be a great way to start your trip.

London Underground

Although London City Airport does not have a direct connection to the London Underground, the nearby DLR stations link up with the Tube network. This connection allows you to access the extensive Underground system, providing another affordable and efficient transfer option.

Ridesharing and Shuttle Services

Uber and Other Ridesharing Apps

Ridesharing apps like Uber offer a convenient and moderately priced alternative to traditional taxis. By sharing your ride with other passengers heading in the same direction, you can significantly reduce costs. This option is particularly useful for solo travelers or small groups who want a balance between comfort and affordability.

Airport Shuttle Services

Several companies provide shuttle services specifically designed for airport transfers. These shuttles operate on a shared basis, picking up multiple passengers and dropping them off at various locations. While slightly more expensive than public transport, shuttle services offer door-to-door convenience at a fraction of the cost of a private taxi.

Budget-Friendly Private Transfers

Pre-Booked Minicabs

Pre-booking a minicab can be a cost-effective solution for London City Airport transfers. Many companies offer competitive rates, especially if you book in advance. Minicabs provide a personalized service, ensuring you travel directly to your destination without detours.

Ride-Hailing Services

Apart from Uber, other ride-hailing services like Bolt and Lyft also operate in London. These services often have competitive pricing and occasional promotions, making them a viable option for affordable airport transfers.

Cycling: An Eco-Friendly and Economical Option

For the environmentally conscious and those looking for a bit of exercise, cycling can be a fantastic option. London City Airport offers bike racks, allowing you to park your bicycle securely. With London's extensive cycle network, you can easily navigate to and from the airport while enjoying the city's sights.

Combining Transport Modes for Cost Savings

Multi-Modal Journeys

Sometimes, combining different modes of transport can offer the best balance between cost and convenience. For instance, you could take the DLR to a central location and then switch to a bus or a rideshare for the final leg of your journey. Planning your route using travel apps can help identify the most cost-effective combinations.

Travel Cards and Oyster Cards

Using a travel card or an Oyster card can further reduce the cost of your London City Airport transfer. These cards offer discounted fares on public transport and can be used across buses, trains, and the Underground. For visitors, the Visitor Oyster Card is a convenient option that offers additional discounts on attractions and dining.

Tips for Finding the Best Deals

Advance Booking

Booking your transfer in advance can often secure better rates. Many service providers offer discounts for early reservations, ensuring you get the best deal possible.

Comparison Websites

Utilizing comparison websites can help you find the most affordable transfer options. These platforms allow you to compare prices from various service providers, ensuring you get the best value for your money.

Off-Peak Travel

Traveling during off-peak hours can also result in cost savings. Many transport services offer lower fares during non-peak times, which can be beneficial if your travel schedule is flexible.

Conclusion

Finding an affordable London City Airport transfer doesn't have to be a daunting task. By exploring the various budget-friendly travel solutions outlined in this blog, you can ensure a smooth and economical journey. Whether you choose public transportation, ridesharing, or a combination of different modes, there are plenty of options to suit your needs and budget.

Remember, the key to a stress-free and cost-effective transfer is planning ahead. Consider your options, compare prices, and book in advance whenever possible. With a little preparation, you can enjoy a seamless transfer experience without breaking the bank.

Summary of Key Points

Public Transportation: Utilize the DLR, buses, and the London Underground for economical transfers.

Ridesharing and Shuttle Services: Opt for Uber, Bolt, or shuttle services for moderate prices and convenience.

Pre-Booked Minicabs: Book in advance for competitive rates and personalized service.

Cycling: Consider biking for an eco-friendly and low-cost option.

Multi-Modal Journeys: Combine different transport modes for the best balance of cost and convenience.

Travel Cards: Use Oyster or travel cards for discounted fares.

Advance Booking and Comparison Websites: Secure the best deals by booking early and using comparison tools.

By following these tips, you can make your London City Airport transfer as affordable and hassle-free as possible. Safe travels!

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GDP Wall Street Banks to consolidate new approach to customer service financing monetisation with approved ID by Home Office or DVLA DWP in person.

Travel cards bus passes train tickets will not be taken as ID because staff is not an official formal verifier.

Banks needs to introduce themselves have a meeting and register at Company House as Ltd not Plc no vat.

Canary Wharf Bank Margate areas must persue business plan economic plan not just accounting, transferring fees through heads forbidden.

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LONDON CITY AIRPORT TRANSFERS

London City Airport Transfers is an international airport located in the Royal Docks area of London, United Kingdom. It primarily serves the financial district of London and is a popular choice for business travelers.

There are several options available for transfers to and from London City Airport:

Taxi: Taxis are readily available outside the airport terminal. Licensed black cabs and private hire vehicles can be found in the designated taxi ranks. The journey time to central London is typically around 30 minutes, depending on traffic conditions.

Docklands Light Railway (DLR): London City Airport has its own DLR station, conveniently located within walking distance of the terminal. The DLR connects the airport to various destinations in East London, including Canary Wharf, Bank, and Stratford. This is a cost-effective option and offers easy access to the city's public transportation network.

Airport Shuttle: Some hotels in the vicinity of London City Airport offer complimentary shuttle services for their guests. If you're staying at a hotel nearby, it's worth checking if they provide such a service.

Private Transfers: Private transfer services can be pre-booked online or arranged upon arrival at the airport. These services typically involve a professional driver who will meet you at the arrivals area and transport you to your destination in a comfortable vehicle. This option provides convenience and personalized service, but it can be more expensive than other alternatives.

Public Transportation: London City Airport Transfers is well-connected to the city's public transportation network. You can take buses, trains, or the Underground (Tube) to reach your destination. Transport for London (TfL) operates various bus routes and the Tube connects to other parts of London. This option may require multiple transfers and may not be as convenient if you have heavy luggage.

When choosing a transfer option, consider factors such as your budget, travel time, and convenience. It's advisable to plan ahead and research the available options to find the one that best suits your needs.

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Whether you are a man or woman, cardio training is beneficial for you. Even personal trainers in Canary Wharf find a workout schedule incomplete without cardio training. Many people hesitate, especially women, to kickboxing. They think kickboxing is not as effective as other workout elements. Also, it is strenuous. Other than this, some people do not agree with kickboxing because they know nothing about it.  https://myhomepersonaltrainerlondon.co.uk/why-do-personal-trainers-include-kickboxing-in-a-cardio-training-plan/

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Benefits Of Having A Personal Trainer

Have you ever been on the road, wanting to keep up with your Gyms in Yorba Linda fitness routine only to find a less than adequately equipped hotel Richmond Gym with barely enough space to fit a hobbit?

Here are a few strategies that will help you get a good workout in no matter where you go.

Do treadmill sprints: Almost all hotel Allentown gyms will have a treadmill no matter how small they are. It is also a great time saver for you to get in a quick sprint workout that will wipe you out. Here is how:

Have a hotel room routine ready: If the hotel doesn’t have a gym, have a body weight routine that will hit the major muscle of the body AND doesn’t annoy the other hotel guests. Here is a good one CrossFit Pittsburgh.

Well, we all know how it goes. Despite our best intentions, when it comes time to actually put in a workout during your travels, we simply decide to brush it off.

Here is an analogy I like that I heard from Ramit Sethi. When you go out on a first date with a girl, whether or not she is gonna kiss you at the end of the date has already been decided within the first 5 minutes of the date. The other 2 hours of the date is inconsequential.

Same goes with working out. Whether you are going to wake up earlier in the morning, head to the hotel Gyms in Cumming GA to do your treadmill sprints was already decided that night before before you go to bed. That is why so many of us keep on hitting the snooze button when it comes time to wake up.

Our mind requires mental triggers to turn a concept, a thought, into actionable reality. So here is what you need to do to trigger your mind to commit to actually following through with your early morning treadmill sprints.

And this is simple.

* Dress in your running attire when going to bed the night before.

* Place your alarm all the way across the room so that you have to get out of      bed to turn it off.

* Put your running shoes in between the bed and the alarm.

There you go, now you have greatly increased your chance of following through with your plans and benefit from the treadmill sprints!

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Work on Your Moving at Canary Wharf's Top Dance Schools

Do you profoundly want to work on your moving? You want to look no farther than Canary Wharf, which is the area of a portion of Europe's most eminent dance schools. Regardless of your level of experience, Dance Schools Canary Wharf provides a lively and stimulating environment for skill development. You can be a beginner looking to improve your dancing or an experienced dancer looking to improve your artistic abilities. Arranged as the focal point of this dynamic area, the European Dance School is one such foundation that is setting the norm for dance training.

Get Your True Capacity Opened at the European Moving School

European Dance School is a main supplier of dance instruction, with a wide cluster of projects intended to oblige artists of all expertise levels and objectives. Understudies at European Dance School go on a groundbreaking excursion to become capable in an assortment of dance styles, upheld by a staff of old pros and an educational program made to foster imagination, strategy, and mastery.

In a variety of dance styles, including jazz, hip-hop, and contemporary ballet, European Dance College provides extensive instruction that not only fosters artistic expression and personality but also develops technical proficiency. Understudies are offered individualized consideration and coaching to arrive at their most prominent, likely local, individual artists and best-in-class offices.

Feel the Beat of Canary Wharf

European Dance School is situated in the core of Canary Wharf and gives more than just fantastic guidance. With its numerous theaters, exhibitions, and imaginative gatherings, London offers understudies an intriguing opportunity to completely draw in with the city's flourishing social climate. Connecting with the city's different scope of performing expressions upgrades the instructive interaction by expanding perspectives and invigorating advancement.

Moreover, understudies will have a smooth and compensating experience in light of the fact that Canary Wharf's focal area offers speedy admission to a great many conveniences. Canary Wharf is a destination for study and amusement, whether you decide to investigate waterfront diners, see dance exhibitions, or simply take in the astonishing horizon.

European Dance School is a top decision for maturing artists who need to improve their abilities in the powerful climate of Dance Schools Canary Wharf. This establishment has the best setting to satisfy your moving desires with first-class guidance, a mindful local area, and a lively social climate. Whether you're drawn to hip-jump, present-day dance, or expressive dance's beauty, Canary Wharf welcomes you to show out a way of imaginative investigation, improvement, and creation.

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Stumbled Into Laughter, Stumbled Into You - A James Acaster x Reader Story

Basic plot: The year is 2019, and life has been quite dull for you since working in a job that you hate for the past two years after graduating from university. You used to do stand up comedy at uni, but you’ve been putting off pursuing it due to lack of confidence and motivation. Your best mates decide to encourage you to try a comedy mic night for the first time ever and while there you incidentally run into an old mate of yours, comedian Rhys James. That’s when your life gets turned around as you end up diving into the world of the comedy circuit and becoming close with other famous British comedians. In the midst of it all, you end up meeting a particularly distinctive red headed fellow who might end up being the very thing that brings meaning to your life again.

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A/N: Hello Acaster fans!

So this was an idea I have had in mind for the last few months and I finally finished the first chapter of my story!

Just so you know, the first chapter does not include James, but be patient as he will appear soon (but maybe not quite as soon as you hope). I do reckon it will be worth the wait for his appearance, or at least I hope the story is still enjoyable! It is a slow burn so if you are an inpatient person, then this story might not be for you ;)

You can read this chapter below or if you prefer, there is also the link to the chapter posted on Ao3 right here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33748507

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Rating: M

Chapter 1 word length: 2326

Characters: James Acaster (duh), Original Female Characters(s), Original Male Character(s), Rhys James, Ed Gamble, Nish Kumar, Josh Widdicombe

Relationships: James Acaster x Reader/you, Original female character/Original Male character

Story tags: Romantic comedy, domestic fluff, slow burn, fluff and smut, British comedy, eventual relationships

Tagging: @laurabeech @rilannon @jasclearwaters @marklily @queensantiagoofthe99

Chapter 1 - Summer 2019

You were sitting at your desk at your mundane job, practically ready to blow your brains out on the usual, dull Thursday afternoon. It was really warm and stuffy inside the fifteen story office block building situated in Canary Wharf. This was a place you found yourself five days a week, doing the typical 9 to 5 hours. A usual day for a usual person.

Your job wasn’t a particularly riveting one. As an underwriter for an insurance company, some days could get especially boring. You knew how to do the job well, but it was not something you really loved. It involved all kinds of clients and claims in paperwork and it sometimes felt tedious and unfulfilling. But hey, it still paid your share of rent and bills. At least you could say you could manage in the hustle and bustle of the London lifestyle.

It was nearly hometime and you were itching to get home and relax. But before that could happen, there were those last set of insurance cover forms you had to copy to get sent to the HR department. And so you typed away on your laptop, clickety clack, clickety clack… the minutes went by like a chalk on a blackboard, scraping away at a snail’s pace.

You put your full force of concentration on the documents on the screen until it was finally done. A sense of achievement was necessary in these moments despite your lack of enthusiasm. It was in the little victories you reminded yourself. You rubbed the sweat from the July heat off your forehead.

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The last 2 hours eventually passed by and it was soon the rush to get out of the door before you got held up by your colleagues. They were nice enough, but sometimes they could hold you back for half an hour chatting when you just wanted to get home, or your manager might try and get you to stay an hour overtime.

Thankfully you did get out promptly, and as you ran and dashed out of the office building saying brisk goodbyes to coworkers, you managed to make it to the tube with the train just arriving on time. But not without being moderately sweaty and hot though. Bloody stuffy platforms.

As expected it was still a busy train with plenty of 5pm finishers getting themselves situated on the half crowded carriages, but as it was only 10 past, it wasn't the worst time of day for commuting yet.

You perched yourself on one of the tube’s seats and let your shoulders drop, having held the tension in your body from sitting at a desk all day. You placed your head slightly back, balancing it on the window of the train. You looked up momentarily above you and then lifted your head back up to look at your phone and choose a song to listen to on Spotify through your wireless earphones.

The streams of sound from one of your favourite songs began to play softly in your ears and you smiled, knowing that the song gave you a little bit of wistful joy. You started mouthing the words.

Call it all for nothing, but I'd rather be nothing to you. Than be a part of something, something that I didn’t do (Best to You - Blood Orange).

The words half mean something but not necessarily anything. You began to wonder about being part of something that you’re not.

I just wish I could float away from my unexciting existence… you thought to yourself.

It sometimes occurred to you that you might have wanted something more out of life, but weren’t entirely sure what. It doesn’t make you dreadfully sad, but you know that life for you hasn’t exactly been the best it could be, and that perhaps something was missing. You wish you knew what it was.

You sighed, ignoring the feeling of sorrow wash over you momentarily and propped yourself back up in the uncomfortable seat of the train. You tried to keep yourself awake so that you wouldn’t miss your stop. The music continued through your ears.

* * *

You opened the door of the three bedroom flat that you had been residing in for the last two years with your flatmates and sighed with relief that you had finally reached home. You hurried to get your handbag off your shoulder and your shoes off, placing them on the rack next to the front door and walked through the hallway.

The minute you poked your head through to the lounge, bellowing a faint hello to whoever was around, you were suddenly greeted by one of your best friends and flatmates, Grace.

“Ahh Y/n! You’re home. Thank christ!”

She grabbed you and reached her arms around to embrace you tightly. You were perplexed by this gesture as it was so random and unusual given that Grace lived with you and saw you everyday of the week. You frowned and reluctantly placed your arms around her to return the hug.

As she then let go, she looked at you with urgency in her eyes and shrieked with excitement, “Oh Y/n guess what? It looks like I’m up for a promotion! Can you believe it?”

Now processing the reason for such an embrace, you raised your eyebrows in glee and smiled proudly, gushing back to your best mate who was obviously chuffed by the matter.

“Oh wow Grace, that's fantastic! I mean, finally. It is about bloody time!”

She smiled, “Yes I guess it is. But I mustn't get too excited. I haven’t officially got the promotion yet.”

“Ah but no. I’m not having any of that. You will get that promotion. It is a guarantee. They would be idiots to not give it to you.” Grace rolled her eyes and bit her lip. She reluctantly nodded and agreed.

The smell of food distracted you momentarily from the conversation. It was a particularly appetising smell.

Grace uttered, “Yes that smell is good isn’t it? Theo insisted on cooking us a nice meal for me as a celebration.”

You smiled knowingly, having known about how Grace and Theo had been in relationship limbo ever since you three became close friends at university. You knew they both had feelings for each other but often danced around the subject, completely oblivious to one another’s obvious attraction to the other. You reckoned they had to do something about it one day.

“Thank fuck. I wasn’t prepared to make dinner tonight. I am too tired for that.”

Grace then had her worried face on. She instantly knew, as she knew you too well, but funnily enough never picked up on Theo’s emotions despite constantly wondering about them, that something was wrong.

“Are you ok babe?” she asked with a look of pity that you scornfully resented.

You sighed, half lying, “Yes. I’m fine. Just tired is all.”

You made a beeline for the couch knowing full well that you were going to talk about it whether you liked it or not. You knew that Grace would see right through your dishonesty and insist that you told her the problem.

So you waited until Grace inevitably sat next to you and gave you that sympathy look she always gave you before coming out with the concerns that were floating around your brain.

“OK fine. I know you won’t leave me alone unless I tell you.”

“Ahh, you know me so well…”

“Yes, just as you know me. I’m just- I’m fed up. Work was slow. I don’t really feel like I’m associated with my life. I feel... disconnected, I guess.”

“Do you have any idea why?”

You shrugged and looked down at the floor and then back at Grace smiling sheepishly, “I don’t know. Maybe I’m not- not fulfilled? I just don’t thoroughly enjoy my life right now.”

Grace nodded and put a hand on your leg. You twitched your face in slight discomfort. You hated it when you were given sympathy for something that seemed so miniscule. It wasn’t like you were dying.

It was times like this when you just wanted to curl up in your bed, eat a tub of ice cream and watch your favourite comedy programmes. 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown sprang to mind.

As you sat in momentary silence for a bit, Theo came waltzing through from the kitchen with his silly apron on that had a naked man’s body printed on it, and a spatula in his hand. He smiled at you.

“I thought I heard your voice. I hope meatballs for dinner are good tonight. Not mine of course,” gesturing to the apron as he said it.

You shook your head at Theo’s poor dad joke and stood up to hug him. You realised that you must be really down in the dumps to be hugging Theo. It was his turn to be confused. He looked towards Grace wide eyed.

“She’s had a particularly tough day. But mind you babe, you’ve kinda been like this for weeks now.”

You let go of Theo and turned to Grace, frowning and feeling slightly defensive. You placed a hand on your hip.

“Been like what? I’ve just been a bit fed up, that's all.”

“Yes but it’s not just a bit fed up. You said so yourself you feel disconnected. We’ve been waiting for you to say it.”

You looked to Theo and he nodded gently in agreement.

“Ok… but, nothing is really wrong exactly. My life is fine.”

“Fine, yes. But not amazing. We know it’s getting you down. And the job is the problem.”

“But I’m good at it. And it pays the bills. What else am I supposed to do?”

Grace then looked away from your eyes then, twitching her lip and looking as though she was holding something back. She then sighed and began to admit something you had not been expecting.

“OK look. We know what you can do. Theo and I have figured it out. We can manage money wise. It will be tight, but if you quit your job we should be able to help you out for a little bit.”

Your eyes grew wider than large saucepans. You were totally bewildered and your mouth slightly agape.

“What? Quit my job? Why? What work would I get instead?”

“Well, maybe you won't quit your job yet. Maybe you’re right, that's too hasty. Perhaps what I’m trying to say is-”

Theo then chimed in, “-what Grace is trying to say is…”

You smirked to yourself. How do they not realise that they’re already a couple but without the sex? They’re practically married for christ sake.

“...we reckon that you need to pursue your passion. Perhaps stop wasting your talents in an office job that you hate.”

Grace continued, “yes exactly. We have had an idea in mind. See, we want you to go to this thing… it’s no biggie but well, we’ve already booked it for you.”

Your mind was racing. You couldn’t understand anything that they were saying to you. It was all too much for you to manage.

“Booked what for me? What the hell are you both going on about?”

They both looked at each other with reluctance, pondering the moment and whether to tell you the whole truth. They both shrugged and Grace was then pulling her phone out, this whole conversation beginning to appear as though they had been trying to practice it.

Suddenly Grace’s phone screen was wavering in your face. You moved your head closer to see a photo on the screen. It was a comedy club night poster. Incidentally, it was an open mic night event happening on Saturday night. You began to then put the puzzle pieces together. You folded your arms and frowned heavily.

“What the fuck have you two done now?”

Theo softly spoke, “We… booked you a slot to do that comedy open mic event thing, on Saturday night.”

“Wait. As in to perform? You can’t be serious-”

Grace tried to reassure you and grabbed your arm.

“Look, we know it might seem daunting, but we just wanted to see you happy again. It’s been two years since we graduated and you haven’t performed since then. We thought it might be good to encourage you to perform again. You were always funny to us. And people at uni thought so too. You have the stand up talent, Y/n.”

You could not process anymore. You shook your head in disbelief and placed your head in your hands, rubbing your eyes from sudden exhaustion. You then threw your hands up in exasperation. It was not possible. You could not do that again.

Fucking no way. I can’t be on stage again! It’s too scary. University pub nights are one thing but a comedy club?

You shook your head again and placed your hands on your hips. Grace tried to speak up again seeing the frustration painted across your face. In fact it was anger that your friends chose to do this without your say so.

“Y/n…”

“No. Nope. I’m not doing it. No.”

“But Y/n, we were also going to tell you that Theo is also thinking of doing the same thing! He wants to do his music again. What harm would it be for you to rejuvenate your comedy skills? Surely you can write a quick couple of gags. Nothing strenuous. You have your old material from university, right?”

You had to get out of the room. Nothing that they were saying to you could be fully accepted at that moment.

You then gave them no choice but to let you go with your head in a flurry. They both watched you leave the room, mumbling something along the lines of I’m not really hungry anymore, I’m going to bed. Soon after, you darted across the other end of the hallway, ill-tempered and almost seething, and slammed your bedroom door shut.

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