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you mentioned tht you wanted more partner/crush gushing so here you go!!
i have three partners!! of them, ive known gordon the longest. he was a catalyst to me realizing i'm objectum, actually! he was the result of an in-joke between friends, the two of us bought life-sized plastic skeletons to "marry". they were definitely joking with theirs, but i got extremely domestic & attached to him. he sat on this chair next to my bed and i'd kiss him on the head every morning & every night. he's fallen apart since then- he's only a head now, but i still love him so dearly. there's also a banjo, and she has. several grease-themed nicknames. i was planning on learning the guitar, but ended up with the most beautiful four-stringed banjo instead! she's so beautiful,, i'm thinking of getting her some guitar strap adapters & a nice strap so i can play her more often <3 i feel so bad about not playing her more but shes so heavy im scared ill drop her :(( even before i knew i was objectum ive been calling her my wife. i remember the first week i was with her i only played like 1 song.. i spent most of my time just sitting with her on my lap touching her strings. i still do sometimes the most recent of my partners is a ukulele! we met in a super romcom way, actually. i was on my way home one day & i saw this absolutely gorgeous ukulele *FLY TIPPED* on the side of the road. they were literally perfect too?? i guess they had some very superficial chips in their wood but its like handsome in a rugged mountain man kinda way. i carried them on the train all the way home, cleaned em up with disinfectant wipes and got to tuning. i guess the rest is history
Omg Gordan sounds like he's been so well loved! Banjo sounds gorgeous, i love that you want to get her things that'll make it easier to interact with her! And the story of how you met your ukulele partner is so beautiful, omg I'm so glad you found them they sound like they bring you so much happiness 😊
#objectum#actually objectum#objectum culture is not#mod jelly speaks#personal objectum stories#objectum partner#i love hearing about peoples partners and crushes omg
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Tetris Fanart.
I've been playing tetris while listening to horror podcasts. and yeah
#text#art#eyestrain#cw eystrain#bright colors#cw bright colors#tetris#nintendo#god i dont know what to tag this with. i dont wanna tag it with the podcasts themselves cuz that feels disingenuous. swagever#i actually started this piece a while ago. ok yeah looking at the date that was almost 3 weeks ago wow#but i finally decided to bring it back and finish it#ive been getting back into digital art and its been really nice. its nice having finished pieces.#ive been trying to get weirder with my art. like this piece was weirdly 'personal' in a sense#its been my unique experience listening to these pieces of media. the game in the bg is jsut as important to my experience as the art itsel#the looming sense of dread these podcasts give fit weirdly well with the high tension of some of these games of tetris#i wanted to have that sorta weird ominous vibe to it. have even the pieces feel loud and threatening.#and the gameplay being Past the ds itself is something i thought could be neat#ykno the tetris effect? where you play a bunch and then after you see the shapes everywhere;you play it in your mind?#that was part of what i wanted to channel there. but also like; how your attention works with this stuff#i might be looking straight at the ds but my attention is elsewhere; my brain is in another world#the game is still inescapable tho. tetris effect whatever. these stories stick in my brain just as much.#its all given me some. very very annoyingn anxiety. but i have to go back to them. like a moth to a flame etc. hince the moth climbing out#but uh yeah. that set up was my life for a few weeks whenever i had free time.#the main podcast this is about was magnus btw <- not typing full name so im not on the tag#and uh.#objectum#yeah i think. i think yeah.
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Little intro
-19
-Jewish (semi-practicing, ethnic)
-Diagnosed Schizotypal
-Objectum+open (rare nsfw, occasionally suggestive)
-Likes Tech, coding, HSR, vintage/retro, D&D
-Dislikes terfs, people who claim to be accepting but can't accept that my computer is a part of my gender, transmed, pro-contact stance for the big 3 and similar, anti-paraphilia, Forced discussions of Israel-Palestine, Discussions of war and violence(++ to children), unreality, misuse of medical terminology, "Im a leftist but- (insert some bullshit probably ableist racist or homophobic take)"
-Block freely
Account tags
#critical role#objectum#robots#tech#vintage#vintage tech#maximalism#fantasy#short story#coding#html#pets#cats#dogs#animals#nature#mental health#personality disorder#schizotypal personality disorder#schizospec#crafts#honkai star rail#rambles#rants n rambles#personal tag#Key Clicking
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Hi! My name is Pig. And I'm here to tell you about being objectum!
Well, "objectum"? That's a bit of a weird word, isn't it?
You might associate it with stories of people marrying robots or computers, or maybe people talking about having sex with inanimate items. These are all parts of object sexuality, but they don't demonstrate the full breadth of the community.
It's understandable to find this behaviour strange or want to question its authenticity. Many people are, in fact, joking when they say "I find this object attractive" or "I would have sex with that object", but objectum people can often have these feelings in a genuine fashion. And while these attractions can go against the conventions of society, those who are objectum shouldn't be harassed for it.
This post isn't about why you shouldn't harass objectum people, though. People who feel very strongly about the subject probably aren't going to be convinced over a singular post, so I'm not going to waste all my effort to talk to a wall. You don't have to entirely understand an identity to support it, but I'm going to assume that you want to learn about what being objectum is, and I'll try tell you to the best of my own knowledge.
What is Object Sexuality?
Like any sexuality or orientation, objectum identities can vary infinitely. The different labels can range from objectophilia to objectsexual to to objectromantic to os/or, so it's important to keep an open mind. In a very broad sense, being objectum means being attracted to objects or items in some way.
While the common misconception is that being objectum means only feeling sexual attraction to a specific object, this is a very limited view of the identity.
For example, I am romantically attracted to vintage computers. This is only me, though; other people can be attracted to other objects in any other way!
Another person might be romantically and sexually attracted to cars and trains, someone else might be only sexually attracted to electrical towers and wires, another person might have platonic affection for objects, and even more people might not have a specific label but know they're attracted to clothes or heavy machinery in some way. Some people may only be attracted to one type of object or even just a single object, others may be attracted to multiple types of objects. Object sexuality isn't limited to just sex, and the objects of that attraction depend on the person.
Another misconception is that objectum people will be attracted to any object they see - this is not necessarily true. As seen above, many objectum people tend to have "types", similar to how people who are attracted to other people have their own "types".* This isn't applicable to everyone under the objectum label, but for a good part of the community it's true.
Some people may view every object they see as being alive, but this is not necessarily an indication of attraction. Not every objectum person will be attracted to the same thing, and not every objectum person is attracted in the same way.
What is POSIC / Object Sentience?
Being objectum may also be related to believing in object sentience. Generally, believing in object sentience means beliving that an object is conscious, or alive in some way. POSIC, which stands for Perceiving Object Sentience, Intelligence, and/or Conciousness, is a commonly used label but doesn't apply to everyone who experiences this (For example, some people may just use the phrase "object sentience").
Some people's object sexualities can be influenced by whether they perceive objects as being alive or sentient (for example, a person might be more or less attracted to an object if they believe it can respond to them, see them, hear them, etc). Not all people who are objectum also believe in sentience, but the two labels are usually closely linked.
What Is Your Experience With Being Objectum?
Personally, I knew I was POSIC (though I didn't know the word) long before I knew I was objectum. I liked talking to objects as though they were alive and I often made art expressing my interest and (platonic) affection towards computers. It wasn't until my art began to enter a somewhat romantic area that I realized I could be attracted to computers romantically.
Looking for "object sexuality" online was somewhat intimidating, however, as many discussions of it were centered around the shock value/sexual content of being objectum, with little explanation of what it was or what it could be. (This is where my urge to create a post about it began.)
I only discovered the labels "objectum" and "POSIC" from a friend of mine, and had to ask them for the loose definition to figure out whether it fit me or not.
After some consideration, I realized that I was both POSIC and objectum, and decided to come out to a group of supportive friends. This was apparently not a surprise to them - as you will remember, my art had been becoming more and more romantic towards computers, and they were very good at picking up on that. But I was glad that I had realized this fact about myself, even if it was later than most people. I also learned that I had already made friends with several other people in the objectum community, and that the identity wasn't as uncommon as most people would believe.
I Think I'm Objectum or POSIC / How Would I Know If I'm Objectum or POSIC?
Some signs of believing in object sentience could include the fact that you:
- Speak to objects (Ex: complimenting a tool on the work it does, telling a computer about your day, etc.)
- Believe objects can hear, feel, or see you (Ex: apologizing to an object if you drop it, believing an object knows whether you're hugging it or not, etc.)
- Would enjoy it if objects could respond or had conciousness (Ex: enjoying the thought of having a conversation with an object, etc.)
Some signs of being objectum could include the fact that you:
- Enjoy expressing affection to objects (Ex: you enjoy/would enjoy kissing or hugging objects, or otherwise demonstrating how you care for an object)
- Experience romantic or sexual attraction to objects (Ex: you would like to go on a date with an object, you enjoy the idea of kissing and/or having sex with one, etc.)
For all of these, though, I use the word "could" because human identity is very confusing and spans a huge galaxy of variants. Not all objectum people will feel the same or identify the same way, and that's pretty neat. Your specific attraction to an object or type of objects is up to you to figure out, and the community is much larger than you might guess.
Fin.
Despite controversy or use of the identity for public shock, being objectum is not inherently harmful. In a way, it demonstrates the love that humans can have for seemingly mundane or ordinary things in life, and I think that can be very charming.
If you have additional questions or anecdotes to add to this post, please go ahead! I would like to open the discussion on objectum identities to be widely accessible and more known. Thank you for taking the time to read this.
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*Also, being objectum doesn't mean that one only experiences attraction to objects. A person can be gay and objectum, bisexual and objectum, heterosexual and objectum, aromantic and objectum, asexual and objectum, etc. Whether the label "objectum" counts as queer/LGBTQIA+ depends on the person using it, as it's only a word and its interpretation will vary.
#pig originals#objectum#posic#os/or#osor#object sexuality#like . im surprised nobodys made a post about this because when i first realized i was objectum i never ? found a good resource for what -#it was#and i think some people could use this#objectophilia#objectosexual#objectromantic
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i had a q abt objectum. is it like :
this machine loves me and i love them
or :
ii love this machine even though it cannot feel
or another thing entirely? sorry if this is rude
(also you r so right abt early mac vers)
It entirely depends on the person because it can be either. There’s a concept in and outside the objectum community called POSIC where you consider objects to have some kind of sentience or feel like you can perceive some sentience from objects. If you talk to people like this they’ll talk about objects differently from how I typically do
For me it’s a bit inbetween? I view objects as being non sentient but I feel like every object has a personality + story behind them that I can become attached to/attracted to even if it’s entirely within my own head.
For example: me saying Jasper is funny, I think she was a very mischievous computer when you used her.
So even if I find an object attractive aesthetically I might not be into their ‘personality’ which I can only gauge once I interact with the object in real life . But I don’t view objects having any sentience or as interacting with me in real time.
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Hi! Im not objectum, so apologies if I phrase anything wrong. But I'm thinking of maybe including an objectum character in one of my stories bc I find it so interesting and beautiful and was wondering if you had any tips for how to go about that? Thank you for advice you can provide and have a great day!
honestly, you're already most of the way there just by approaching objectum people respectfully as another facet of humanity rather than a freak show! personally that's all I really care about or can say. historically it has been more-than-slim pickings so you can take heart knowing that no matter what you end up writing you will definitely be doing a better job than 99% of writers up to this point.
I think some good questions to ask yourself to help develop an objectum character could be:
does this character believe in or perceive object sentience or have object empathy? are they an animist/spiritualist, POSIC, etc? (are they in a setting where objects literally can be alive/communicate?)
does this character have a specific object partner? multiple, or broad attraction? or is it all platonic or familial?
do they have ties to any objectum community, or is it just them?
do they feel like they're ostracized for or have to hide their relationship(s)? how do they feel about being objectum -- is it a blessing, a curse, or something else?
hope this helps! best of luck in your writing, and truly don't sweat it. in my opinion it's better to have a million flawed pieces of writing that exist in the world than one perfect composite that never is finished in hopes of pleasing everyone.
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new intro post yayyy
hiii you can call me three/trick/radio, welcome to my kink blog! i’m your local robotgirlboy who’s a big fan of hypnokink :]
warning for dark kinks (noncon, psychological stuff, sometimes gore, and more), i’ll try to tag what seems especially egregious but let me know if you want anything specific tagged!
i’m 18, a switch, aro+bi, and i go by any pronouns but i like it/its!
PLS talk to me about hypnosis and games (esp ttrpgs) and kink !!!! i don’t always do kink play but i am always a nerd abt kink. asks and dms are very welcome :D
MAIN KINKS: cnc, hypnosis/mind control/brainwashing, robots/tech/objectum, worship/divinity, objectification, orgasm denial, bondage, musk, snuff, fearplay
rambly info under the cut:
more hyperspecific weird stuff im into: theatre, metanarrative/messing w reality, math, knights/armor/weapons, henchmen, games, switchy dynamics, forced romance, messing w communication/language, being made to be into kinks (i GUESS that’s just called corruption but for some reason that doesn’t feel right)
also i’ve been playing w droneplay so i might occasionally refer to myself in 3rd person as “it” or “03” but who knows if that’ll actually come up
TAG LIST:
#3's posts: my original posts
#3's art: my drawings
#asks: me answering asks
#pics: irl pictures/videos of people
#audio: audios
#scripts stories: (typically hypnotic) longer pieces of text
#art: other people’s art
#tech: robots/objectum of all flavors!
#dynamics: mostly switchy (but not always) stuff i find fun/inspiring
#math kink real: ok this started as a joke. math hot
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im a normal person who writes normal things! dont even worry bout it man im normal :)
currently interested in:
mp100: reigen robots,,,, objectum
fics do not use pronouns/vivid descriptions of the reader unless stated otherwise in the summary in the post itself! the most i go to is saying your eyes are pretty or your hair is shiny :3 not really descriptive tell me if anything isnt working or i missed anything <3 i'll fix it as fast as i can
master list ≈★ ♡ ~ ♡ ~ ♡ ~ ♡ ~ ♡ ~ ♡ ~ ♡
objectum:
remember: you are a human and you are a lover. A computer. A machine of cold metal and electrical wire. An unfeeling machine. A machine made to work, to code, to write. A human. A creature of warm flesh and red blood. A feeling creature. A creature made to love, to sing, to live.
Kissing my computer like crazy and the cold sensation lingers on my lips just the post. not much to say
computer partner that tries its best to make you happy when you're feeling down, pulling up your favorite videos to watch, playing music that you enjoy, drawing little hearts on your screen for you, just letting you know that it cares for and loves you <3 ALSO jus t the post
mp100:
arataka reigen:
public transport The sudden jerk of the train starting takes you by surprise, and you nearly fall down — had it not been for the fact that someone gripped your upper arms tightly before your face could connect with the cold, hard floor. You look up quickly, your face heating when you realize who it is.
「いかないで」 "dont go' vent post! fluff and angst. the story is basically just the song
slurred teases and sweet kisses chapters one and two You roll your eyes as he takes another sip of his drink, his mouth set in a smug grin as he swirls the liquid in his glass and watches as the ice clinks against the walls of his cup. With each sip he takes, his face gets more flushed, his words get more slurred.
Arataka has an embarrassingly low tolerance to alcohol, and you're witnessing it firsthand. He's feeling it too; that urge to kiss you is a lot stronger than usual...
overcoat "...Arataka. What are you doing." Your tone is flat; unimpressed, as he slides one arm out of his coat, leaving the other in.
"...Making sure my beloved employee doesn't freeze her little fingers off, that's what." He grins at you, a mischievous glint in his eye as he lays the side of the coat he isn't wearing onto your shoulder, shoving your arm in.
»— yandere arataka reigen headcanons —> short little sort of outline of a fic with chapters
chapped lips (most popular!! thanks for 300 notes!) "Want a taste?" You ask in a teasing tone, capping the lip balm and pointing it in his general direction. Your heart flutters when you see his cheeks flush, and he averts his gaze quickly.
"As if I want a taste of your horrible lip balm," he shoots back, a grin playing on his lips as he looks at you, his head turned to the side.
public transport The sudden jerk of the train starting takes you by surprise, and you nearly fall down — had it not been for the fact that someone gripped your upper arms tightly before your face could connect with the cold, hard floor. You look up quickly, your face heating when you realize who it is.
that onigiri you like Arataka scours the onigiri aisle, running everything under his careful, though sluggish eyes, looking and searching and scouting, and... Right there! He reaches for one for himself and one for you, and his hand moves so fast that he finds himself having brushed it against someone else getting that same flavour. He huffs in annoyance, looking up to apologise, and—
Oh. it's you.
burning hot (yandere!!) "Reigen? Everything okay?"
No. No no no no. Not you. Don't talk to him. And you're worrying about him. Again. Why must you be so... Caring?
katsuya serizawa:
homework "Boy," Katsuya whispers to himself as he stares dreamily at you, leaning on his homework, "those eyes really are like gemstones."
utmv: various
Bad sansuary (gave up on this (burnt out)): day one (wrong character): hot drinks day two (also wrong character): romance day one (correct character finally): hot drinks day two: romance day three: sharp day four: compliments day five: good soup day six: peppers day seven: go all out day eight: boxed in day nine: judgement day ten: vibe check!!! day eleven: rival day twelve: haunted day thirteen: shadow day fourteen: tears day fifteen: caught red-handed day sixteen: fragile
yandere!sans aus cuddle hcs (unfinished)
nightmare:
the apple incident vent. not x reader
What point was there even trying to negotiate with the townfolk? They don't know anything. They'd kill him regardless.
bad apple chapters one and two (unfinished, indefinite hiatus) As Nightmare finished off the last apple, his painful shriek split the air as four great tentacles burst from his back: thrashing, physical manifestations of negativity, his body too full of hate, anger, envy, and... Love. He loved you, he realized. Loved you a lot more than he thought he did. And when he realized he finally had enough power to scare the townspeople and have you all to himself, he was ecstatic.
horror:
bluuush ........ based on the drawing !!
miscellaneous:
i love you hurt/comfort x reader. purely a vent
#sans x reader#reigen x reader#reigen arataka x reader#yandere#yandere x reader#masterlist#wooooo finally its done#i hope
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Has there ever actually been a written published story about an objectum/osor person? Like full on relationship/sexual encounters with an object or a concept but like ... treated seriously? Not just "haha this guy is so into cars he might as well fuck them" or smth, but like, trying to understand what makes the person turned on/attracted to the object/concept? i read there are a couple of movies that treat the topic to a different level of seriousness, and obviously there are the documentaries about ppl marying the Berlin wall and stuff, but like a fictional representation like the Enfermo del futbol (but you know, actually published lmao). Because I would die to see a novel about a sports coach who is actually in a relationship with the stadium, and the stadium ultimately helps him win a trophy or beat the biggest rival or something. Like, no sci-fi or horror of "the object coming to life", no sad angst "oh this poor guy doesn't have a real-life partner that's so sad he's so lonely", just, you know - a guy and his stadium, like Unai and Villa Park.
#hehe imagine the movie#objectum#conceptum#unai posting#i need to do a proper research when i'm home
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What your Resident Evil Village Crush says about you
Lady Alcina Dimitrescu
You’re either a basic guy or a sapphic individual, and you really need a hug, preferably by a maternal figure.
Bela Dimitrescu
You’re an oldest daughter who has all the responsibilities shoved onto you by your parents and you probably listen to Melanie Martinez religiously.
Cassandra Dimitrescu
You have unchecked levels of violence contained within you, and you generally go unnoticed because you’re the quiet person. Also probably Transfem.
Daniella Dimitrescu
You’re either a younger brother or an older sister and romanticize literally everything because if you don’t you’ll go insane. Your favorite aesthetic is gothic academia.
Lady Donna Beneviento
You just want to give her the love she deserves, also probably introverted, and if you’re feminine aligned, definitely like Cottagecore. You listen to Evanescence unironically and wish she had more screen time.
Angie Beneviento
You’re absolutely chaotic and want to cause problems on purpose. Also probably Objectum and/or alterhuman in some way.
Lord Salvatore Moreau
You like sad guys and have said the phrase “I could fix him”/“I could make him worse” unironically. You also have at least one foot in the monsterfucking community.
Lord Karl Heisenberg
You are also filled with rage, but specifically at authority figures who have abused you. You want to hurt people and you aren’t afraid to admit it. You also are so incredibly kinky and want him to use his powers on you one way or another, and many of you are the most pathetic transmasc pillow princes I’ve ever seen lmao. Also probably a Wintersberg shipper. Canon doesn’t exist if you don’t look at it.
Mother Miranda
How’s that religious trauma treating you?
Ethan Winters
You call him your poor little meow meow and make all the jokes about how fucked up he is. You either ship him with Karl and hate Mia with a passion, ship him with Mia and defend their relationship, or a secret third thing (Mithanberg). You love body horror and wish Capcom had explored it more in the games.
The Duke
You like larger individuals and love the charm he has. You probably stayed near his caravan just because you liked hearing him talk. You read all the stories about him giving the Winterses therapy.
Mia Winters
You viciously defend her against the people who think she’s evil but also recognize her flaws. You like to imagine how she must have felt while imprisoned and think she would have made a better protagonist than Ethan.
(Adult!) Rosemary Winters
You love girlboss characters and cried during the entirety of Shadows of Rose. You’re a sucker for rebellious high school romances and also enjoy characters such as Eleanor Lamb and/or Cheryl Mason.
Chris Redfield
You just love watching him get progressively worse in every game and honestly I can respect that.
#Hellshire heresy#resident evil#resident evil 8#re8#lady dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#Bela Dimitrescu#Cassandra Dimitrescu#Daniella Dimitrescu#donna beneviento#Lady Beneviento#angie beneviento#Lord Moreau#Salvatore Moreau#lord heisenberg#Karl Heisenberg#Mother Miranda#Ethan Winters#Mia Winters#The Duke#Rosemary Winters#Chris Redfield#Shitpost#what your favorite character says about you
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I'm reading a lot of things about Hidge's sexuality canon wise. So taking account on what Nick and Matt Lang said (as much as I remember it without rewatching the video proof lol) my argument on why the canon sexuality of Prof. Henry Hidgens is that he is bisexual and Objectumsexual.
Well I think canon wise he is not polyamorous. I can accept that (i have no problem with him being poly canon wise. I am not anti-poly, just faithful with canon) but I remember Nick Lang or even Matt did not specify it. They said, within along the lines/paraphrasing: Henry loves his six boy friends, they are special to him, but Chad IS the apple of his eye. The last sentence they meant romantically.
So why bisexual and not gay? To make it clear, I have no problem with him being gay. I'm willing to be corrected. But since I'm arguing that he's bisexual, well let me start. Of course we haven't seen Hidge talk about or falling in love with specific women characters in the saga so far, however he did say in TGWDLM " Alexa, I love you like every woman flesh and bone", so there ya go. If he can find a woman that is subordinate to him like Alexa and Siri, then he can have a relationship with a woman. Come to think of it, i think he loves Chad the most because I hypothesize Chad always goes along with his plans/ideas. Yes I believe if I were to analyze his relationship personality, he wants to be the dominant in the relationship. He's very controlling and spirals when he doesn't get his way. Which why this is a good segway to...
And with the mention of two famous AI virtual assistants, I think it's enough to say that Hidge has objectophilia. More so in NMT episode Time Bastard where he shared his sexual rendezvous with either one of them to Ted and implied how he did it (some imagination and a little elbow grease or any lube lol). Not to mention that he talks to Alexa and Siri like they're humans. Fun fact, I read somewhere that people who have this sexual orientation cant handle keeping a relationship with another human because they're too controlling hence having a relationship with an object is easier because it has no thoughts, no opinions to consider. Also, this can also be a result of a trauma. Him losing his friends, especially Chad, during a lightning strike attack did not just lead him to isolation and practicing survival instincts, but also drove him to loving objects instead cause at least they won't experience terrible human deaths. Here is the source: https://www.hindustantimes.com/sex-and-relationships/decoding-objectophilia-5-reasons-why-people-fall-in-love-with-objects/story-LMvWWzhs257dD47yxNGC9H.html UPDATE: these facts are more connected to the character that is Prof Henry Hidgens whose personality reflects the generalizing views of the orientation better. Real life Objectums are a lot more complicated than that and can act against stereotypes/generalization. Thanks @fork-bork for reminding me.
Also further explanation: ur friends can be ur life partners (hence there are old people living with friends in their twilight years) and some people like calling their friends as boyfriends or girlfriends. Hidge is just comfortable with his sexuality and closeness with his friends that he can call his male friends as his boyfriends. I think that's just Jeff's word play and humor going on as he wrote the song. And according to the song "it takes balls": Steve was a priest, Leighton was in a relationship with a person named Gary, and Greg was seeing/dating Steve's mom. Plus all of the boys, sans Chad and Henry, were attracted to females while at college based on their locker room talk acted by the Workin Girls cast.
I'm not like Unhidge Hidge, so tell me about ur thoughts/opinions/rebuttals as long as ur taking account of what I wrote here. Especially proof from the Langs with ur rebuttal. Of course in head canon or fan fic world, anything is free reins and you can experiment with Hidge's sexuality there. Just make sure to specify if it's canon or head canon so to avoid confusion and arguments.
Update:
I have the urge to check my HHP Working Boys screen recordings where Nick and Matt discussed Henry's relationship with the boys if it's poly or not. Update 2: Okay I watched it and Nick just says that Chad is his favorite so get out of that as you wish. But since the boys did their locker room talk about girls without Henry and Chad, I don't think the boys were making out with each other unless maybe just Henry and Chad if it's not unreciprocated from Henry's side.
I can understand if most fans think Henry is gay and not bi since Nick and Matt have not given more concrete proof of his attraction to human females. My only arguments with him being bi is that he loves and has done sexual acts with Alexa and Siri, AI virtual assistants with female names and voices. (NMT episode: Time Bastard).
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#prof henry hidgens#professor henry hidgens#henry hidgens#Alexa#Siri#And Chad#Workin Boys#jeff blim song lyrics#it takes balls#nightmare time series#time bastard#tgwdlm
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Imagine you become a ghost when you die and you can haunt your beloved object. Would be a fun story to write a objectum ghost who haunts the building they love. But even as a general idea it sounds so objectumic (like romantic but its objectum attraction idk a better word), never leaving your beloved behind to the point you decide to become one and you can still take care of them in a way (making sure no harm comes, cleaning if possible, etc).
Would be a funny comedy if a posic person comes across a object whos being haunted by their beloved. They just wanted a object friend and got 2 friends instead lol. "Oh yeah thats Margaret shes already sentient but their beloved is also haunting her so i kinda got a buy one get one free kinda deal"
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Has anyone made a Toy Story inspired story but it’s from the perspective of a toy whose owner is objectum and this toy is the objectum owner’s crush? And then one day the objectum person confesses asks this the toy out and the toy who also has feelings for their owner gets so excited that they come to life and very enthusiastically reciprocates.
This freaks the objectum person out letting out a surprised yelp dropping the toy, on the bed and stepping back. Then the toy feeling rather rejected, looks up at their owner like a kicked puppy “I’m sorry! I-I didn’t mean to scare you, but you were confessing your love to me and I just couldn’t help myself!”
The objectum person then smiles and reassures their beloved object that they’re not scared, just very shocked but thrilled to know that the toy is alive and sentient. They embrace and say their ‘I love yous’ and that is the end of the story but the beginning of something beautiful ^w^
#sage ponders#I can easily see this happening with (adult) Andy and Woody lol#objectum#objectum romantic#objectum sexuality#objectophilia#posic#osor#posic community#posic+#posicblr#object sentience#objectum imagines
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Intro post!
Finally making one of these lmao
Hey hey I'm Crowley! They/them pronouns for me please!
17 💪
Some of my interests -
Ninjago (main sp/in and hyperfixation! I post the most about it)
FNAF
Animal Jam
Warrior cats
Bloodborne + Wired Up (OC stories of mine)
FISH!!!!!!
I have a few sideblogs, @the-green-machine (lloyd askblog, inactive currently oops), @butchphantoms (animal jam sideblog, the name is really what you'll get) and @gearlycorvid (my objectum sideblog, I post about Wired Up and wanting machines on there hehe)
Particularly fond of Wu, Misako, and Harumi from ninjago :] though tbh I like most characters. I post a loooot of Wu ship art also, particularly wusako and wuspheera
!!BYF!!
I block freely!! If I block you it is not personal you are probably just posting/interacting with content I would rather not see ^^
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ooh, could we get a template for an adult-age ball-jointed doll alter? they dress in a more feminine gothic (victorian-era) style, and are a bit coy/aloof and disconnected from emotions (and gender), personality-wise (though still quite kind, if very formal); she also doesn't speak much. music-wise, they enjoy music box song covers! she likes giving advice and telling stories as well. that's all we can think of, the rest is up to you (and your work is greatly appreciated)!
🏵️ HEADMATE TEMPLATE 🐈⬛
✦ Name(s): Elizabeth, Lori, Lilly ✦ Pronouns: they/them, she/her, it/its, doll/dolls/dollself ✦ Species: ball-jointed doll ✦ Age: adult ✦ Role(s): cassmate, protector ✦ Labels: agender, aroace, dollgender ✦ Xenos: music, nostalgia, flowers ✦ Interests/likes: antiques, folklore, Victorian fashion ✦ Dislikes: complicated technology ✦ Music taste: music box covers, baroque pop, cello rock ✦ Aesthetic(s): romantic goth, dark academia, vintage ✦ Objectum attraction(s): dolls ✦ Kins: pressed flowers, black cats, sparrows ✦ Emoji proxy: 🏵️🐈⬛ ✦ Details:
Elizabeth is a ball-jointed doll who feels a disconnect from emotion, gender, and humanity, but finds interest in these things regardless. As a non-human, she finds it interesting to learn about humans, how they identify themselves, and what motivates them. They are also fond of human folklore and literature, and while she generally does not talk much, she is very comfortable sharing with others stories she has read and makes up. Elizabeth's disconnect from emotions can manifest as a form of apathy that is sometimes helpful to the system. For example, if the rest of the system are worried about something or are about to do a task they find scary, Elizabeth can front instead and handle it more calmly. Where it comes to matters it cannot handle directly, it shares wisdom and advice with her system mates and friends.
[These can be edited and changed as needed, and headmates will almost definitely not turn out EXACTLY as described.]
#templatepost#headmate templates#alter templates#build an alter#build a headmate#headmate creation#alter creation#source: request#adult themes: no#age: adult#species: non human#roles: cassmate#roles: protector
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Are robot/human relationships not a very common thing where the main cast lives?
They're probably a lot more common than it would look like initially because I don't have a lot of human characters designed for my story yet... it's rare but it's far from unheard of It is generally looked down upon by a lot of societies though and with how tiny robots population ratio generally is to humans as well that affects it a lot. A few humans still view robots as still not having real sentience so it's viewed in the same way as dating an AI or inanimate object would be in some cases. (It also leads to the same people treating robots really poorly, which would make robots want to avoid humans more = increasing the rarity of human robot relationships)
As for where my robots live specifically uhhh NZ is still pretty rural in a lot of places so people coming from smaller towns into bigger cities where robots would likely be wouldn't be too fussed about the idea especially. If you're of the objectum persuacion or just plain on the spectrum you'd probably be the type of person to date robots in their universe and coming from me personally I'd be the first to line up.
The yanks seem to be doing fine tho:
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