#perpollo incorrect quotes

[athenaareia]

the archer and the knight incorrect quote inspired by my latest installment:

Apollo and Rhea, many years in the future, seen through a Seven reunion-

Annabeth: so how drunk was he?

Rhea: well... he asked me if I was single. I said no.

Piper, leaning forward: and then?

Rhea: Apollo started crying, so I felt bad.

Jason, who is HERE for the gossip: so what did you do?

Rhea: I reminded him I wasn't single because I was married to him.

Frank: so everything turned out fine, right?

Rhea: well... after I told him, he went to find our marriage certificate and tried to destroy it-

Hazel: why?

Rhea: saying "good luck returning me without the receipt!"

Leo, as a screwdriver falls out of his mouth: no freakin' way

[relovaaa]

Artemis: I do NOT have a soft spot for Percy!! Demos: When Percy and Apollo started dating, you gave Apollo the shovel talk. Artemis: Well, my brother has a literal garden of lovers, obviously it was necessary! Demos: Not to mention, when Apollo visits, you go outside of your tent to greet him and you never let him stay long. Demos: Percy has a bed inside your tent for whenever he visits, and he's stayed with you and your Hunters for weeks on end. Demos: Just admit it, Arty. Artemis: No 😒

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Apollo: Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday?

Artemis: You’re not obligated to visit your relatives

Hermes: You’re not obligated to get gifts for anyone

Lucy: People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween!

Percy: It’s the only day where it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a shark

Apollo, revealing all the matching shark onesies he got for them: CORRECT!!!!! 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈

[sodamnbored]

Percy, enjoying summer vacation: That’s seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life.

Apollo, rolling up to his front door: Percy! I need your help!

Percy, sighing: It was nice while it lasted.

[dorimei]

apollo: wheres nico? will: he said something about buying a flamethrower. by the way, where's percy? apollo: i don't know, probably with nico. and don't you need to be over 18 to buy a flamethrower? will: oh gods apollo: oh no

[panevanbuckley]

Percy: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Percy: and I started thinking.

Percy: like, it was just trying to get food.

Percy: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Apollo: are you ok?

[ironmischeifgoddess]

Percy: Hey can you turn on the light?

Apollo: You’re the only light I need in my life

Percy: Apollo, I can’t fucking see

[athenaareia]

yet ANOTHER archer and the knight incorrect quote:

Apollo: going to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

Apollo: of course she did it. Why do you think I married her?

[athenaareia]

wake up babe chapter 21 dropped. in the beautiful words of @scarlet-sam-chaos

apollo: born to say 'i'm yours', forced to say 'i'm your doctor'.

[athenaareia]

and phew. the last chapter of the hunger games au. we've come pretty far. and it wouldn't have been possible without y'all.

jason, to the camera: thank god it's over. watching them pine every day… kym, also to the camera: sometimes you just wanted to push them together like dolls artemis, to camera: and scream KISS will and nico: and we made it happen. leo: did you though? *camera cuts off* *screeching is heard* *sounds of hazel's Disappointed Sigh TM*

(and they lived happily ever after.)

[athenaareia]

the last chapter of angst- ahem, chapter 25 is here!

poseidon: *opens mouth* will, internally: i will be calm. i will not interrupt this. i will not call him anything. i will listen to and understand his side to disagree with it properly.

bonus: hestia: they're asking me to lead, i'm doing the best i can, to get the people that i need, i'm asking you to be my right hand- hera: treasury or state? hestia: i know it's a lot to ask- hera: treasury or state hestia: to leave behind the world you know- hera: madam, do you want me to run the treasury or the state department?

[athenaareia]

i have now presented you all with chapter sixteen. mwuahahahahaha!

will: so…mom? rhea: *internally crying tears of joy* rhea, barely letting a smile come through: seems so. prometheus: *talks about the rebellion and thirteen* will: you're a fucking liar. other victors: *talk about the rebellion and thirteen* will: so this is happening after all.

[athenaareia]

chapter ten of the hunger games au along with new posting schedule is out!!

will: i see your orders, and i raise you 'i disobey the orders'. rhea, on the verge of tearing her hair out: NO-

[athenaareia]

chapter fifteen of hunger games pjo au is out!! enjoy.

rhea and annabeth, the minute they meet: *instant bickering commences*

[athenaareia]

hunger games x pjo au chapter nine is out! enjoy my crumb sprinkling.

perpollo: *troubled, pining, in love* also perpollo at each other: fuck you artemis: *exasperated and done with this shit TM*

[athenaareia]

chapter 26 is out!! now only the epilogue is left.

james and emily: *exist* every victor ever: the cutest, loveliest beings in existence. be nice to them or we will hurt you. badly.