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jamesdegriz · 10 months ago
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A few personal headcannons about Jordan and being in a relationship with them (gn!reader)
There's a smut under this line! MDI!!!!
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(GIFs are not mine but found so if you recognise your work and want to be tugged send me a DM 🙂)
- They are the total dom! in their female form. If you want roughness, relentless teasing and dirty talk they are there with the strap-on, fingers and skilled tongue to make you moan, whimper and beg till you can't think straight.
-Male form Jordan is a closetted pillow princess (I would die on that hill). Unless you rile them up or make them jealous so they have to fuck you into the nearest bathroom/closet, they would much prefer to lay down and let you have all control.
- Also if you want to tease them do it when they are in male form, just be prepared for retaliation when they switch.
- Be prepared for bruises, love bites and hickeys.
• The first time they see bruises of their fingers left on you hips and thighs, they feel guilty. That is until they realise that everytime anything brushes over the bruises, you blush furiously remembering how you got them.
• They would also kiss every single one of the bruises, whispering praises into your skin before going down on you.
• They would not admit that they love the small exclamations of suprise and despair when you notice more hickeys on your neck and chest the next morning.
• They would buy you a lot of scarves to cover up as an only half-sincere apology attempt. That's before they realise those scarves can be used to tie your hands while they are edging you. (And maybe chocking if you are into the breath play)
- I also think that they would enjoy edging you all through a movie when you're cuddled to watch something in the afternoon or evening.
• They most probably wouldn't let you cum till the credits roll, but if you do they would make you come as many times as you can handle (and a few times more than you think you're capable of)
• They will whisper dirty praises into your ear, telling how good you are doing and how you can take some more.
• They will rut into you ass or side, essentially dry humping you, while they tease you.
- Intense love/hate relationship with you sneaking under their desk to give them blowjob or cunni as they try to study.
• One time, on a dare, it was under their TA desk in Crimefighting building. It was incredibly lucky that you didn't get caught.
• They blatantly refuse to see the problem when they do the same to you. One time while your presentation for an online class. You had to retake that class.
- More about parties and quickies:
Despite how my ADHD loves to imagine Jordan domming the hell out of their partner. I also like the idea of making the first move.
• It starts with just an affectionate quick kisses here and there, before turning feverish, messy with the hands in each other hair.
• When you're finally alone, you hand sneaks into their pants feeling how wet or hard they are already for you.
- Your fingers run along their slit, the lips puffy and wet. You rub their clit between your fingers watching their face for reaction. Their lips are pursed in what others might assume is unamused expression but you know better. They are just being bratty, not entirely liking that you're taking charge.
- You wrap your fingers around their cock, starting a slow pace. You tease the sensative head with your thumb with every up stroke. They throw their head against the wall, cracking it slightly on impact. They bite their lower lip trying to keep moans in check as their cheeks flush red.
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nobie · 6 months ago
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"Now I can't let you go You’re the only thing I need to know"
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sabrondabrainrot · 1 month ago
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Good Monday Morning
Just finished the EAPs ep "sun and moon have to CHOOSE" I'm not too happy about it
LMAO I get Eclipse has issues but he's literally causing the Sun of that Universe to lash out. He made that Sun perceive his Moon as an active threat. Sun only taped the lights because of Eclipse and Puppet's meddling.
Like, the entire moral question situation they put Moon and Sun through was entirely wrong. Then after the fact, Puppet and Eclipse both were basically ridiculing Sun for taking a while to answer. Like.... You were going to kill him or Moon of course he's taking his time answering
But what really grinds my gears is the comment section of the YouTube videos. I just don't understand how so many people unanimously agree with Eclipse when he calls Sun selfish.
This Eclipse has done nothing wrong so he's virtually innocent, however he has every single previous Eclipse's memories. His opinions on Sun and Moon are completely wrong and warped. Do people not understand they're basically agreeing with an abuser? Someone who would warp and stretch the truth into any reason to perpuate victimizing an innocent person?
Eclipse V4 hasn't done anything bad yet but right now he's using previous memories to justify being horrible to this innocent Sun.
No one else sees a problem with blindly agreeing with an abuser?
Puppet is trying to help but even she's doing a bad job. She's also terrorizing Sun which is causing him to withdraw more and more.
Even when Eclipse is trying to be 'nice' and get rid of their pain when transitioning he does everything in his power to bully and coerce Sun.
You can't just force someone to have sympathy but you can't necessarily call them selfish. Sun isn't seeing things from his Moon's end but he's stated he didn't hate him and doesn't want to kill him. Eclipse isn't used to that, so he's almost regressing on those flawed memories. Eclipse only knows about a Sun who was willing to share despite being terrified and he still has the gall to say our Sun was selfish.
Just a friendly reminder Eclipse is a very flawed unreliable narrator so what he says we can't take at face value.
Sun of EAPs dimension isn't a selfish control freak. He's a terrified kid. Sharing a toy is not the same thing as sharing an entire body. Should he have more sympathy for his Moon?
Absolutely
EAPs Moon seems very patient and kind, but Eclipse is determined to widdle that away to bring this Moon to his level. Because he can't deal with the fact that this Sun and Moon are very different people.
Puppet I think is trying her best but she also keeps accidentally just doing the very worst thing.
On a side note I'm very excited to know more about this Moon. He seems very sweet. Even his 'angry outburst' is something very mundane. He tossed a barrel and just kind of was like 'idk maybe I'm a bit upset because it's unfair'
I kind of get the vibes the writers for EAPs are intentionally making Eclipse wrong so he can have his own flawed logic thrown back at him. I should preface I like Eclipse I like prickly characters but I don't ever agree with them.
There's always something wrong about hurting others or being rude to be rude.
LMAO that's my morning rant I literally laid awake in bed unable to sleep thinking about this.
I start work in 5 so it's a new record
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elfieafterdark · 3 months ago
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Dulcineon fuels me (I know that they've never met, shush).
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fellhellion · 1 year ago
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hi for the love of everything hello
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little-red-fool · 1 year ago
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I was talking to one of my friends earlier about my reaction to Raphael the first time I saw him and it was basically
Raphael: Hel-
Me: Who the fUCK are you get away from me rich man.
Raphael: *reveals his cambion form*
Me: …I’m listening.
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lu-is-not-ok · 1 year ago
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Netzach x Chesed walked so Yi Sang x Hong Lu could fly
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sagau-my-beloved · 2 years ago
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Currently thinking about Venti and creator who gets really cold. Even though Mondstadt is in the north, ever since Barbatos cleared the snow from the land with the winds it never got particularly cold, but it does get chilly in the winter. Recently, however, this winter has been quite lukewarm courtesy of a bard and his love for his god.
fr though I can totally see Venti going "Oh, my creator doesn't like the cold? Ok Mondstadt is warm now" and permanently changing the climate for them. The creator would probably spray him with water like a naughty cat and tell him he can't mess with people that much. In that case, he'd fall back onto plan b and insist that he must be with the creator at all times so he can surround them in a personal bubble of warm air whenever they're outside.
-Venti anon
Aww that's cute, I'm absolutely the type of person who can handle 95-100 degree weather easily but as soon as it's below like 65° I'm not going outside, so mood
But fr he'd do that and you would have to catch him on it, cause if you don't notice and tell him to cut it out, Mondstadt's not having a winter, and since there's already no season changes in game you're really gonna have to rely on intuition—
But Venti just adamantly following reader around, you just know he would be in the bubble with them, claim that it could only work if he was at the center of it, and then he gets to provide you even more warmth by hugging you at every given opportunity, so a win/win really
He'd probably be super paranoid during the colder winter months and wouldn't even want you outside though, bubble or no, you're staying right there by the fire in bed with him, wrapped in his cape or maybe even wings, doted on every second, provided warm meals and as much skin to skin contact as you'll allow (of course he uses the situation as an opportunity come on)
If you have to go outside then maybe take a Pyro vision holder with you, obviously he's not happy about it, but it's better to be safe than sorry if it becomes too cold to even think of being able to conjure a warm breeze
And of course Dragonspine is out of the question, anything you need from there other people can get, you're staying right here in temperate Mondstadt with him, no question about it
(he says that, but you absolutely know he would fold if you really really wanted to go, but not before a frankly insane amount of preparation and precautions)
It also gives him an excuse to bar you from Snezhnaya, no reason to go there and risk your discomfort, if you really want a change of scenery so bad he can take you to Sumeru and maybe Liyue
If we knew anything about the Pyro Archon this would be a perfect opportunity to include her cause they canonically don't like each other, or at least he doesn't like her, so it would be an all out no limits war on who gets to warm the creator up, Venti would fight tooth and nail to secure that spot from anyone, especially the people he dislikes
But mid-winter cuddle sessions, I love it, it's so soft, I might actually have to write that because I've been perpetually freezing for the past couple of days now that the temperature has started to go down in mid December might I add
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1-800-i-ship-it · 4 months ago
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@jade-ra88it I don't know if I hallucinated this bc for some reason i cant find it in my inbox anymore? but anyways thank you for your ask! I'm sorry I actually don't know which fic you're talking about :sob: I have kind of been mia in fandom for a bit lately :^)
but if yall can help us rb hopefully someone will be able to answer this!!
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python333 · 10 months ago
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should i post a fic masterlist and/or an introduction?? or is it too late for that now 😭
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yuelun · 8 months ago
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/sticks out tongue.
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lapiseditscorner · 2 years ago
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me and my dumbass on my way to make a video edit because apparently im a tiktoker now and i just slap this together
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hi heikazu stans *louder than everyone else*
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akkivee · 1 year ago
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nobody asked but these are probably my favourite live looks hayama-san gave us lol
#vee queued to fill the void#FOLLOWED VERY VERY V E R Y CLOSELY BY HIS 7TH LIVE DAY ONE LOOK (MAX CUTE AND I WISH HIS SUKAJAN SHIRT WAS ON SALE TO THIS DAY)#AND HIS 8TH LIVE DAY 2 LOOK (BIASED BUT ALSO HE LOOKS GOOD IN GOLD AND HE WAS IN A SKIRT THAT HAD THIS RLY CUTE BELT BUCKLE ON HIS HIP)#are they in order?????? idk lol but maybe#my hayama brainrot has been on 💯 lately as we get closer to the next hangout stream and his return to it lol#it’s!!!!!!!!!!!!! been too long since i’ve seen his face in content i haven’t been looping for ages lmao#(what????? i got three new videos with him in it in the past two weeks and a very entertaining radio ft sakakihara-san???? idkwym lol 😌😌😌)#abema removed their bonus 6th live content effectively making it lost media i think and i’ve really depressed about it#it was so charming to listen to hayama-san’s voice just perpetually stuck on his kuukou baritone#since that was the first time he’d performed as kuukou for as long as he did and as intensely too (bat’s first kaigen 🥹🥹🥹)#like even takeuchi-san’s voice was going out towards the end of their interviews that’s how hard they went on that live#and sakakihara-san’s post live excitement for kaigen the way he happy clapped getting to talk about kaigen ABEMA I RLY DO HATE THIS#so i’m trying to make myself feel better by tag rambling about them lol#anyway that haircut for the 6th live was so inspired i miss his long hair era everyday and 💜💜💜 to the first time he wowed the entire world#(if you feel there’s some type of energy going into the 5th live shot i posted instead a more uniform shot with the others eh heh⭐️)
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elfieafterdark · 3 months ago
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One Single Spice. That's all it takes for Gideon's girlfriends to die in horrible agony.
One single shred of peppercorn in the entire broth is enough to bring them both down.
Gideon is perfectly fine of course.
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godfistgonnalive · 8 months ago
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DOMESTIC GABV1EL
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adrift-in-thyme · 8 months ago
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*narrator voice* FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
Sorry I can’t get fma out of my head apparently XD
*slightly different voice* FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
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