#perfume-man

[heyitsrink]

It was neither pain nor pleasure; it was connection, pure and simple, as if we shared a skin. I lay still under that scrutiny, lacking even the strength to tremble, as I prayed he would go no further. I need not have feared.

[mcromwell]

Losing my mind over this perfume ad from the Aug. 1958 Esquire magazine. Is it... Is it a gag?? Are they serious??

[zegalba]

COMME des GARÇONS MAN 2 Parfum Ad (2003)

[eridiasangel]

decided to be normal and take the official touchstarved uquiz over 200 times so I could figure out what answers are associated with what characters, here are the results. please download for higher quality and feel free to share it around and speculate as much as you want lol.

original ver + a quick colorblind friendly ver

my process was basically to blindly run through every answer over and over with a few sets of control answers, changing only 1 variable at a time. once i had enough filled out, because there are 11 questions, i could easily make a set of 10 control answers assigning 2 answers to each character, 2 for mhin, 2 for kuras, etc. the quiz result this way would Always be whatever character was associated with the 11th answer. i used this process to fill any remaining blanks and double check anything i was unsure about.

as for mothman, no matter what combination of the evenly split control answers i tried it always spat back out a different result, so either he is assigned to everyone or no one. this was probably just a mistake lol

[thetimelordbatgirl]

At this point with the release of Shuffle Of Love, I'm pretty sure Descendants has just, given up on timeline completely because why in the hell was there shots of social media videos on screen, a modern day phone in Merlin Academy, the past characters outfits just blending in with present Descendants outfits and the colors of Auradon in outfits when Auradon has yet to exist?!

[salqiqe]

Bought this in KaDeWe. I was promised unwashed male genitals, but it rather smells like sun-dried piss-soaked panties then graduates to a french vanilla latte spilled in a gas station toilet.

Surprised, not disappointed.

[nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine]

The seven as perfumes/colognes/vaguely smelling substances except I don't know anything about formulas

Note that these are probably not real things you can put in a perfume this is for fun.

Also I got a lot of this from Reddit.

Percy: Top notes would be some sort of sweet like vanilla bean, Middle notes would include seaspray and tropical fruits, and base notes would probably be a nice honey, cocoa or brown sugar sorta thing. According to my research (scrolling through Pinterest) these are typically scents you find in women's perfume.

And to assume that Percy Jackson gives a fuck about what he smells like as long as it's good. Tsk tsk. Percy probably smells like what you imagine a tropical get a way is, which sucks because he can never get that.

Annabeth: Top notes for Annabeth would definitely be of the citrus sort. Specifically lemon. It's said that her perfume was definitely lemon scented, probably because it repels spiders. The girl drowns herself in it. Also because mm yummy. Middle notes would be whatever book smell is like. Call it leather, call it sandalwood, but gawdamn. Essentially she smells liked a freshly cleaned library filled with pastries.

Lesbians flock to her whenever nearby (I'm talking about the one friend she has that hates Percy for some reason)

Leo: Say what you want, the guys a mix of the NASTIEST smells and absurdly sweet chocolate. I've been in enough car shops, mechanic wearhouses and what not to be able to know that there is NO GOD FEARING SCENTS. There's notes of Grease Oils, Sulfur, and the Giant Fennel, which is a plant said to be sweet, aromantic and spicy. Leo smells different every single day that he's working, and failing to rizz the huzz. (Did I say that right?)

Also, he really likes it if someone close to him smells like a food. ESPECIALLY when he's been working for so long and needs to eat something.

Jason: He probably doesn't care much for Cologne, given that most of the ones he finds are supposed to smell like animalistic and musk, when he prefers the real kind. But let's say that for the sake of fitting into Camp Jupiter or what ever, he's wearing the normal stuff. I want to say linen for some reason. But no. There's notes of Petrichor for right after he used his powers (basically the smell of thunder), Metallic and soft earth smells. Jason smells like air right before a storm hits, where the air is misty, the winds slowly picking up, but nothings gone South. Not yet.

Wear an aphrodisiac around him and this man will FREEZE. Like, legitimately. Jason's the type of guy to be so afraid of making one of his friend's uncomfortable that his first instinct will be to do as little as possible so he won't get carried away. People start to notice that he isn't dishing out hugs or friendly touches often.

Anyways.

Frank: The cleanliest musky smell you can find. I can't describe it. Animal smells, but it doesn't get out of hand. I feel like a part of him gets nervous about everybody thinking he stinks, when it's anything but. They're intrigued, but not grossed out, per se. I think it would be hilarious if Frank's the type of person that everybody surrounds, trying to figure out what he's wearing. Sandalwood, Animals, musk, all wrapped up in a nice, evenly balanced package.

Also tell me he doesn't have a weird thing for Jasmine. I can feel it in my delusional bones.

Piper: I'm conflicted on whether or not she actually wears this stuff. Nevertheless, there's a lingering scent of every single perfume or cologne her siblings wear. And even if she's been through literal tartarus, there's still a trace of bath and body works on her, or at least some pleasant smell. I can't remember if this happened during the lost trio, but I imagine that while in the most random of places, Jason would comment on it, she would deny it, and Leo would confirm it by straight up sniffing her.

No, you know what? She gets a kick out of solely using novelty products. Think Angry Birds scented shit, Hello Kitty and Garfield, Random candy smells that have no right to exist. Jason is baffled every time.

Hazel: She might be the only person who likes the fancy French stuff and purposely wears it. Incense, bereavement flowers, Jasime because she knows Frank likes it :) Mildew, Chrysanthemums, girly takes care of herself. Hazel smells like a funeral home, except it's filled with loving family members, fresh flowers, sweet foods and precious memories.

This took a stupid long time to make just for it to not be accurate of any sort. I apologize. Maybe I'll even do more later.

[bebemoon]

major arcana looks: THE HANGED MAN | guo pei black ridged look (couture a/w 2o18), ann demeulemeester black rope halter top, maison margiela black cloth mask (a/w 1996), a.f. vandevorst silver multi-strand necklace with black rosary beads and silver crosses (a/w 2o16), filippo sorcinelli "né il giorno né l’ora" extrait de parfum, harlot hands "as promised" ring, undercover studded leather heels w/ removable chaps (s/s 2oo6), dilara findikoglu ankle chain detail (a/w 2o24), dalmata "the irma vep" hoop earring, puppets & puppets small leather spider bag in black

[citrinekay]

What perfume did Ji Chang-wook pick that you want to wear this spring? with Marie Claire Korea, April 2024

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

NewBF!Kafka who finagles his words to get you to not shower AND not wear deodorant a couple of days before you go to spend the weekend at his house.

He's sly about it, so sly. You think he's being weird and trying to conserve water or something. But what you don't understand is why you can't wear deodorant.

You take it a step further and think that maybe he's being insane about the O-Zone layer.

It's Friday night, you show up with your over-the-weekend bag and drop it at the door, wrapping him up in a hug in trade. The first thing he does is bury his face against the soft, warm skin of your neck and breathe you in. He kind of rumbles from his throat and it makes you shiver.

"I didn't shower yesterday or today. Y'happy, Kafka?" He nodded yes against your cheek. You could feel him smiling. "Can you tell me why, at least? Why you want me disgusting while I'm here with you? On one of the first weekends we've ever spent together." You pushed his face away from you to deflect the borderline obsessive kisses he's planting on you.

"Mmm ... that's simple, kitten. Jus' wanna smell you. None uh that other shit. Now cuh'mere. I want to show you my new sheets, yeah?"

And by "show you his sheets" he meant take your clothes off and dive right between your dirty little thighs and treat you like the queen he knows you are.

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[winwintea]

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[whizpurr]

[heartkaji]

so kiryu is canonically a gourmand girly ?

i have to write something about this.

[when-i-sing-you-shout]

Enzo Vogrincic para Loewe perfumes.

[kinokoshoujoart]

[helianthus21]

literally the only one who had a sane reaction to Vincenzo being revealed to be mafia was Han-seo, everyone else is simply insane😔