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xiaq · 1 year ago
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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
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makingsenseofwhathappened · 3 months ago
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The performance review said you were “pleasant under pressure.” You thought about telling them it was acting. But why ruin a standing ovation?
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hivemindscape · 4 months ago
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im a big fan of esper powers slipping loose in harmless ways when they're happy
#LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO i love this one so much i love them#rishou#ritshou#RITSU BEING A LATE AWAKENED HAS A WEAKER GRIP ON HIS POWERS SO THIS SHIT HAPPENS AND I XJDJCJ#and shou. he is very deliberate with his esp! that's um. upbringing and everything he went through#he has fun with them he experiments- absolutely! That's fanon. but they never slip out of his control#he thinks he'd freak if it ever happened (👀) so the fact ritsu's do sometimes and-#-how it ties to his emotions is a huge point of curiosity for shou#mp100#this piece makes me fuzzy im just so glad it came out as intended#the sketch (which was done.. 5 months ago) i edited to have this bad quality photo taken in the dark vibe and then chased it when rendering#but still had to brighten the end result cause Phone Performance idk how you guys have your settings so better safe i guess#but still!! i bet this looks super dark and indistinguishable to some even with max brightness because say they're out in the sun#and im scared of that!!#but man i sat on it long enough i wanna post And i won't sacrifice my vision this time. can't brighten a night till its not night anymore#its a long persisting issue of mine- drawing with full brightness on ipad and then transferring to the phone and going Why is this so bleak#Despair#it's why i grew to hate post production editing it's always so-.. degrading?? discouraging??#I'm progressively better at catching and fixing that problem early on#sketches will still be murky af but I'll copy paste the full image fix the curves and then either go back and switch all the colours#OR FUCKING DRAW OVER THE EDITED SKETCH LAYER WHICH I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT LATELY ITS SO WEIRD AND LOOKS KINDA COOL#and aaaall stems from laziness (read: time management) like bruh those 40+ layers? i aint going back there to fix every colour#mp100 fanart#mob psycho 100#mob psycho fanart#ritsu kageyama#shou suzuki#kageyama ritsu#suzuki shou#ALSO i deliberately tried to make esp blend with the environment; nothing dazzling and mindblowing. felt right for this piece
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deaddee-anime-brownfanlady · 3 months ago
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I swear I'm getting sick of these "supposed" "So-called " Leftists and their fake-ass performance "activism." These assholes had no problems at all throwing Black People and many other valuable minority groups and immigrants within America under the damned bus with a 2nd term of a fully incompetent convicted felon and rapist also a Wannabe Dictator who is currently along with the rest of his heinous administration deeply destroying and fucking up this country in so many ways as well as fucking shit up in terms of international relations and national security.
Especially in regards to the Middle East and his seriously wanting to turn Gaza into a second City of Dubai and make it a place for real estate. Yet these Pro-Palestine fuckers seem to not care about that at all.
I'm so fucking sick of these damn people and their cosplay "activists" act as well as their White Savior Complex bullshit as well.
These assholes have never once given a single shit about Palestinians or Gazans.
And have also deeply Fucked Over the very people they claimed to be allies to.
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bottombaron · 2 years ago
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oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.
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ancestralsurvival · 1 year ago
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Any group that cheers someone setting themselves on fire and dying as a “political statement” is a death cult and dangerous to everyone.
It shouldn’t need to be said, but here we go: Take needed medication, listen and try to learn from facts even if they’re associated with opposing points of view, and don’t set yourself or others on fire.
Damn, it’s like dealing with tantrumming toddlers only terrifying.
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elodieunderglass · 16 days ago
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Killie, Derek, Charlie and partners + the nibling gang have a meetup when they realise theres a jackdaw in the chimney that needs saving. What happens next?
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Man of the house (gender neutral): adult you can shove to the front when you don't wanna / person who hasn’t emptied dishwasher in a while
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nothwell · 1 month ago
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cozy fantasy enjoyers are really sleeping on Yonderland tbh
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lorebird · 10 months ago
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In which Ford struggles so badly to relate to other people that he wonders if he’s really human at all. The more isolated he becomes, the harder it is to reconcile with his own humanity.
#my art#gravity falls#Stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#comic#eye strain#TIME TO DUMP EVERY ONE OF THE 27483949 THOUGHTS IVE HAD INTO THE TAGS BABY#OK!! SO!!!!#I feel like Ford would wonder why he and Stan (being identical twins) aren’t. yk. identical. shouldn’t Stan have polydactyly too?#as a kid he would dream about secretly being nonhuman and being whisked away to a fantastical world full of people like him#finally free of new jersey‚ finally somewhere he belongs#a lot of this disconnect from humanity came from utterly failing at social interactions while others (including stan) navigated them easily#the feeling waned after Stan was kicked out and he didn't have that direct comparison but it never left#then out in the wilderness of gravity falls‚ his isolation and immersion in Weirdness dragged it back up to the forefront#he deserves to have a breakdown over questioning his own nature. as a treat <3#color symbolism time bc I have a problem and use it at every available moment!!! blue and yellow get more vivid#the further from humanity the subject is#bill is entirely made w pure rgb blue and yellow (+ approximately 2674835 textures/layers/blending modes. I reached 150+ layers. help)#I like the idea that he would appear to ford like pure math considering hes a geometrical motherfucker and how the rest of the mindscape wa#I tried to mostly use trigonometry and related stuff for the Math Greebling. as well as fractals i love you forever fractals#MORE SYMBOLISM:#the grid-ish diamond pattern in all of the mindscape bgs (and elsewhere) is a penrose diagram of spacetime#which shows other universes on the other sides of black holes#SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT MY EUCLYDIA HEADCANON LATER. IVE DUMPED ENOUGH DUMB HCS IN THESE TAGS ALREADY#BUT I THINK ITS VERY FUN#anyways. fuckt up guys n their egos influencing how they view humanity. bill tells ford hes as human as they come bc he was so easily foole#ford cant reconcile with his humanity bc of a failure to perform in one area#and then the immense guilt and shame over what hes done <3#I have So many ford characterization thoughts. no man nor god can stop me
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just-sp-in-inginthevoid · 1 month ago
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I hate not-Painted Verso because he makes me too aware that you can't write on anything that isn't yours and have it be faithful. Writing from not-Painted Verso's pov is not only impossible because we can only know him with limits, but also because it'd echo back to the fact we write him how we interpreted him to be. That wouldn't make us any different than Aline and Renoir. That is not to say the creation we come up with won't be worth celebrating. It just means saying it's Verso feels weird and fake because we don't know him
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hoarderheart · 1 month ago
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sua being mizi’s god was as true as the existence of the other gods in the past; of course, none of it was real. there isn’t any miraculous force that would somehow save them from their manufactured demise, just as there wasn’t a miraculous force to save humanity from being conquered back then. not even their love can save them. and mizi knew that, yet she so desperately wanted to believe anyway. she wanted to convince everyone and herself that it’s all she could do, that that kind of belief is innate to her as a human being, much like the many other things that many people believe (or convince themselves) are innate to being human (like heterosexuality and the willingness to participate in procreation itself), regardless of how true they really are. she wanted to have something to keep holding onto, just like how people in the past held onto their beliefs in the face of incomprehensible violence and loss, just like how everyone held onto that pure image of her as their feet dangled above death. but they are no gods, they’re false idols. 
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the-most-humble-blog · 15 days ago
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap"> <meta species-class="terminally contradictory"> <script> ARCHIVE_TAG="HOMO_HYPOCRITE_SAPIEN::PERFORMANCE_ETHICS_COLLAPSE::TRUTHBOMB_DISSEMINATION" EFFECT="moral inversion exposure, woke fatigue triggering, cognitive dissonance purge" TRIGGER_WARNING="ethical hypocrisy, vegan performatism, capital punishment contradiction, aggressive cadence" </script>
🎙️ “The Homo Hypocrite Sapien”
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Why the f*ck are you even trying to give me advice?
You’re one bad day away from flinging your own feces like your chimp cousins. There, I said it.
You think you're the apex species? You're the apex contradiction.
You call yourself evolved. But the moment your coffee order’s wrong, you’re one delay away from biting an innocent.
You think your ethics are stable? You swap moralities like outfits. You treat outrage like perfume. You spray it everywhere. And wonder why everyone around you is gagging.
🦧 Congratulations, Homo Hypocrite Sapien. You made it to the top of the food chain by devouring your own logic. You moralize while monetizing. You preach while bleeding convenience.
You fake tears for animals and fund drones for weddings.
🥗 Let’s start with your vegan morality cosplay.
You plate compassion like it makes you holy. But you vote for systems that harvest infants like crops.
You light candles for cows but applaud scalpels in utero.
You protest meat while supporting legislation that butchers babies.
But hey, it’s “your choice.” Just not for the calf. Or the kid. Or the truth.
You cry for chickens but cheer when a man is executed.
You wail for pigs but demand prison rape jokes for predators.
You kneel for animals. You spit on humans.
You rescue cats. You block ambulances.
You say peace. You fund war.
And while you do it?
You lecture. You preach. You perform. You record yourself. Because virtue isn’t real unless someone likes it.
🧴 Let’s talk products.
You boycott fur coats but wear leather purses.
You protest palm oil then slap cruelty-free stickers on rare earth-mineral phones dug out by children in Africa.
You love nature. You flatten forests for wind farms.
You worship green. You vote for bombs.
Your empathy is audition tape-level bullsh*t.
You’re not a good person. You’re a filtered performance of what one might look like.
💍 You want the biggest diamond. Not because you understand love. Because you understand envy. You measure affection in carats. You measure status in sacrifice.
Human sacrifice.
You didn’t forget where diamonds come from. You ignored it. For the gram. For the glow.
Your engagement ring is someone else's child soldier flashback. Your white wedding is built on blood.
But go ahead.
Tell me about justice. Tell me about compassion. Tell me about humanity. I’ll wait.
🧼 You washed your hands. In water stolen from the earth. With soap tested on rats. In a sink manufactured by slave labor. In a bathroom built on bulldozed land.
And when the lights flicker? You panic. Because your “ethics” require WiFi.
🕊️ You don’t fight for peace. You perform stability. You simulate humanity. Because you can’t survive the mirror.
You don’t know what a woman is. You don’t know what a man is. You think gender is fluid, until the custody battle. Then suddenly biology matters.
You want unisex bathrooms but gender-specific shelters.
You want freedom but panic when someone disagrees.
You want conversation but label it hate if it makes you feel anything.
Your morality isn’t principle. It’s preference. And preference dies the moment you’re inconvenienced.
🔥 You love animals?
Name the five insecticides in your pantry. Name the number of mice killed by grain harvesting.
You kill millions of tiny animals just to eat your fing quinoa in peace.***
You want “ethical sourcing?” Try not eating.
🐶 You euthanized your dog. Then printed her on a pillow. You killed your best friend because she was sad. You called it mercy. You posted a tribute.
That wasn’t love. That was emotional tax evasion.
You love animals. You love the ones that don’t inconvenience you. The clean ones. The Instagrammable ones. Not the roaches you stomp. Not the raccoons you cage. Not the rats you poison.
You love life. As long as it’s pretty.
You march for women. But laugh when men kill themselves. You chant about rights. Then abuse your own sons.
You say “believe all women.” Until she accuses your favorite singer. Then it’s “nuance.”
You burn down cities to protest injustice. Then steal sneakers.
You cry for George Floyd. Then share clips of gang fights with popcorn emojis.
You pretend to care. But care is exhausting.
So you scroll past genocide. You mute the inconvenient.
You turn tragedy into moodboards.
🪞 You don’t want truth. You want catharsis.
You want virtue without consequence.
You want moral superiority without moral consistency.
You despise billionaires. But worship Oprah. You hate the rich. But dream of private jets.
You bash corporations. While drinking Starbucks. Every day.
You cancel people for saying slurs in 2006. While streaming Kanye.
You boycott Chick-fil-A. But own six Nest cameras and a Ring doorbell.
You brag about empathy. Then giggle at memes about people dying.
You blast “mental health awareness.” Then ignore the friend who’s withdrawing.
You talk about inclusion. Then gatekeep movements.
You are terminally performative.
A cosplay of compassion. A mannequin of morality. A flesh puppet of fashionable ethics.
🌱 You don’t care about plants. You care about aesthetics.
You don’t care about minorities. You care about points.
You don’t want equity. You want power redistribution— to YOU.
You don’t want peace. You want quiet compliance.
You don’t want freedom. You want permission to feel superior.
And you expect me to take your advice?
You? The walking contradiction? The moral flipbook? The face-swap of sincerity? The ethical weather balloon?
Nah. I’m good.
You want to save the world?
🛑 Admit you’re a hypocrite. Admit your compass is broken. Admit your kindness is cosmetic. Admit your activism is aesthetic.
Because once you admit you’re full of sh*t…
You can start being real.
You can start choosing integrity over identity.
You can start owning the contradictions.
And maybe—just maybe— you’ll evolve into Homo Honest Sapien.
But until then?
Stay in your lane, Hypocrite.
And maybe...
Start by shutting the f*ck up.
[AUTO-MIRROR SHATTER IN: 00:00:00 — IDENTITY FRACTURE COMPLETE]
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foldingfittedsheets · 6 months ago
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My manager was supposed to do evaluations with all of us in December. Technically I think he’s supposed to do them like. Once a month.
But *shocked pikachu face* it’s been six months and I haven’t had one. Didn’t get the December one. Never see him. Just work in the tiny store and get ignored.
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textingutapri · 4 months ago
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crustaceousfaggot · 4 months ago
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Some stairwell singing
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ahsoka-in-a-hood · 1 year ago
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Love that stupid hairbrushing scene where Padme pretends to brush her curly hair. It's so doll-like, but the doll she's playing with is herself. Putting on a performance for her husband, but really acting out a fantasy for herself.
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