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Batman Appreciation Post #12
Batman’s Baby Fever










Batman Master Collection
#maternal instincts#omega bruce#batmilf#mama bear#reasons why batman would make the perfect wifey#dc#dc comics#official#batdad#batfam#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#batmancollection
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Did a stuffing today and ooof I do not have the same capacity anymore 😭

#belching#belch kink#belly burp#belly gainer#belch#big fatty#big burps#belly expansion#ball belly#cute belly#fat belly#fatty belly#feedee belly#hairy belly#full belly#mpreg belly#perfect belly#sexy belly#fat#obese belly#gay gainer#chubby#bear#gut#feedee feeder#feedee piggy#feeder wanted#looking for a feeder#death feedee#feed me
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I never finished these and prob never will lol, but here's some old-ass messy doodles of Pomni With Jax Personality, where I also decided to swap Zoobz and Gangle.
Idk man just take it
#this art is old so this is taking every ounce of my being to share because I Hate It <3#i never ever EVER post wips or sketches or messy doodles but idk. maybe i will???#i never wanna post anything if its not Perfect or “Done” but idk. should i start posting my Hidden Wips#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc swap au#???i guess??????#theres prob an Official au out there i have no idea lol i just RLY like Jerk Pomni#so uh. have her!#tadc pomni#pomni#tadc gangle#tadc zooble#zooble#gangle#bear king draws#messy as hell sketches
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Eat them both 🤤
#muscle butt#muscle ass#sit on my face#sitonmyface#gay men#butt#eat that butt#beefy butt#phat butt#eat that hole#beefybottom#beefybutts#beefy butts#beefy stud#smooth ass#perfect ass#muscle bear
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nothing makes me roll my eyes quite like people making a big deal out of lucanis being 'the magekiller' while mostly being perfectly chill with mages in his personal life as if that's some huge objective flaw in the writing. like yeah it's his professional specialization not his personality or strongly held ideological conviction or anything. mages are tricky to kill and he's real good at it. that's why they pay him the big bucks. it's like saying a pest exterminator can only do his job if he's motivated by a deep personal vendetta waged against the entirety of rodentkind. the fact that he genuinely treats assassination like his 9-5 is, y'know. half of the whole guy, and this tracks with that wonderfully.
(honestly it's so perfect that the reason he specialized in that is, literally and canonically, that caterina looked over the books and went 'huh. we should diversify our murder portfolio, there's an untapped market here' and assigned it to him. he didn't even get to choose his own murder major, his grandmother decided that for him largely for straightforward economic reasons. dunno what to tell you, crows gonna crow. they're just merchant princes with extra knives at the end of the day, that is exactly why they'd make a choice like that, they're providing a service not going on crusades, even though lucanis manages to carve out some personal satisfaction in taking down especially shitty targets within that. I'm sorry you guys didn't get your angsty enemies to lovers arc or whatever but please understand that that only existed in your head to begin with and also that what we actually get here is infinitely funnier and MUCH more interesting, once you actually engage with the text earnestly. ssssh I didn't say that)
#is 'the magekiller' basically his wrestling name and given to him for much the same reason. let us discuss#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#the sheer humdrumness of lucanis' version of being a crow is uh perfect actually. there's a lot of glamour *around* the crows#but the work itself is just y'know. work. unglamorous and frequently kind of tedious. that makes a lot of sense hahah#he probably stands outside in the dark a lot waiting for the moment to strike while thinking wistfully about coffee#I feel like this borders on me being slightly mean for which I apologize but I think it bears saying
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One of the most underrated parts of The Bear that I don’t see people talk about enough is Tina’s character development. Seeing her go from openly hostile to Sydney and dismissive of Carmy to happy accepting the position Sydney’s Sous and calling Carmy “Jeff” instead of Chef like it’s some sort of term of endearment is adorable. She really doesn’t get the love she deserves.
#the bear#the bear fx#the bear appreciation post#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#tina marrero#I hated her at first but she’s so sweet now#and when she talked to Carmy when he was locked in the walk-in#absolutely perfect
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Pokémon x Precure; Teddiursa Mofurun 🧸💫💜💕
#precure#mahou tsukai precure#mofurun#pokemon#teddiursa#teddy bear#plushie#crossover#johto pokemon#witchy precure#maho girls precure#magical girl#stars#hearts#magical#sparkles#illustration#cute#starry#atompalace art#sooo happy with this PLSSS teddiursa and mofurun are the perfect match#watching mahoutsukai precure atm and loving it!!!
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Life is too short.
[ my art ] [ twitter ]
(detail + ratio rambling under the cut >_>)
This is one of those "I need a break between my ten other illustrations, let me do a lil sketchy sketch :D" that got too ambitious etc. etc. I never want to see the color red again" moments. BUT!
I really, really like to explore Ratio's viscerality and what's happening between his brain and his nerves, like... all of this thorough control and discipline and he still has to breathe and react to himself and his surroundings, you know? His accomplishments are insane for "his age"* but he's going to run out of "age" at some point! His ambitions are so far reaching that he's not worried about getting doctorate degree Number Nine! Rather, his efforts are pointed outwards, into the universe, for the universe. As you know.
Speaking of his degrees, I had a half thought a while ago that we've seen him with two types of laurel pins.

One is him in his suuuuuper cute mother goose avatar (three leaves) and the other is the hat he's wearing everywhere else (eight leaves).
The thought was, "Aww, what if they're like commemorative pins counting the number of his degrees or whatever :)". Literally only because there's eight in the current one. This is kind of silly because then you'd HAVE to have an obscene number of degrees even for a normal person for your leaf pin to start looking like a laurel in the first place so scratch that BUT it's cute to think that it's still academic regalia. Something something I work in higher ed myself and it's like... it's like that.
The university goldsmith appreciates the job security.
I REMEMBER WHY I BROUGHT THAT UP. FOLLOWING the fantasy where more leaves = more knowledge!, in summary, even though Ratio seems to be a little beyond trying to get a prize every time he learns something now. But he does want to Keep Going. He can only Keep Going.
So I drew him in a bathtub full of an uncountable amount of gold leaves looking at the camera with an indescribable expression born from a hunger that will never be satiated lol DETAIL SHOT!
*Referenced only vaguely in a comment in the context of astonishment, but it could have easily have been "woah he's accomplished so much for his age (young)" as it could be "woah he looks good for his age (older)". There is no canon age and even then, reconciling standardized system time versus planetary time versus "does his particular breed of lizard human have the same lifespan as tumblr user nhura?" is a losing game for everyone involved! Here's what I think: I think he started going grey in his early twenties, whatever that means in spacefantasygame, and that that's very cute on him.
Do YOU think Ratio would be tempted by immortality???? Or would he MIND HIS BUSINESS
#dr ratio#dr. ratio#hsr fanart#veritas ratio#hsr#my art#SORRY FOR THE INSANE COLOR CHOICE I feel bad posting this in ratio circles because normal ratio art is pleasing on the eye.#blue and gold and white. some ivory. tan sometimes. like fresh air on a brisk day#not piss christ is what i'm saying#in my defense his eyes look like that anyway so this is actually Topical.#I want to talk about Ratio's self image and relationship to his own flesh but that's for another day. unless you ask me niceys#my art: hsr#honkai star rail#holding up a sign that says I LIKE THAT RATIO'S PHYSICAL BODY IS BOTH A CONTINUOUS PROJECT AND LABOR OF PERFECTION WHILST BEARING THE CONSE#THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS EXTRAORDINARY LIFE#PART 3: why does ratio not have an art degree? it's simpler than you think.#okay i'm done BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m just not surprised. this is the exact way we were told he was going to be acting. like a new york ego maniac that drives everyone crazy especially syd. idk the more I think about it the more I get everyone’s frustration with carmy but like he’s supposed to make us wanna rip our hair out. like he’s supposed to be annoying and ruinous. there would be very little story if he wasn’t. we always naturally wanna see things work out nice and easy and joyous and perfect but it was never gonna be a straight upwards line like that.
I actually think that this season showed syd’s feathers more than anything. marcus makes a speech about how special it is to have someone pay attention to you and really consider you and then right after we have syd literally adjusting the margins so carmy would be more comfortable writing. and he’s so taken aback by someone doing something so small for him like it’s nothing. like despite the fact that he’s driving her insane, she really cares about him, and her wanting to leave has so much to do with not him but how he’s acting, alongside the fact that she wants to have a voice in the kitchen he keeps on saying he’ll give her and then doesn’t. it feels like she knows this isn’t who he is and she keeps waiting around to see if he’ll open up to her but it doesn’t happen so then we have half conversations and half truths that are frustrating and so true to character.
one thing that was made blatantly clear is that these two are so hungry to know the other more. they want to be more involved but are both so emotionally stunted when it comes to each other they don’t know where to start. like when they look into each other’s eyes the words just go out the window. when they’re not talking about work they don’t know where to go from there even though they want to.
I can easily say I have never seen chemistry the way these two have it. you can do whatever you can to wipe it but you can’t. even if you don’t give them a big table scene it’s still there. it’s always going to be carmy and sydney, even if they can’t find each other yet. what they want and where they’re at are two different things and it may take a bit for them to get there. I think the not knowing of it all is intoxicating.
#this is not me saying the season was like wow gotcha it’s perfect!! u shouldn’t be mad!!#like no if you’re mad I gotcha bb girl go off lmao#but I’m saying from my point of view the sydcarmy did not surprise me#they’re really special to each other and it’s not always gonna be table scene obvious#but it’s there the love is there#anyways this isn’t too spoiler-y so I’ll leave it#sydcarmy#carmy x sydney#sydney x carmy#the bear
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Vincent Price being interviewed by the Muppets on the Johnny Carson Show (1979)
#vincent price#the muppets#muppets#Kermit#kermit the frog#fozzie bear#johnny carson#i love this so much#horror#classic horror#trust#i love him your honor#so handsome and funny#perfection#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#bicon#bisexual#god
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The Heart Killers EP10 | Kantbison + Physical Affection
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#the tiny kisses#there's something about those adorable little pecks that is UGGH#it's so domestic and sweet#boyfs being proud of their boyfs#'i can't bear not to kiss you right now because you're so perfect'#'now is not the time for a full-on make out smooch so tiny kiss it is'
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#gay bear#feet worship#scruff#me#hairy muscle#hairy bear#hairy chest#bear cub#gayman#hot male#perfect butt#huge butt#boy butt
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Penelope could easily be painted as the damsel yearning for her lover, the woman without much agency waiting for her husband to come home (which of course we all know she isn't, she is a literal and metaphorical queen), and in a lesser story*) she might have been cast into that stereotype. I think that is why I love her almost yelling "You're mine" at Odysseus in WYFILWMA.
It is so possessive and decisive, ruling out any "buts". It perfectly underlines her steadfastness, her loyalty, her agency. She claims Odysseus as hers without question once she knows it is really him, that he is finally back home. She is seemingly offended that Odysseus even suggests that she might not accept him after how much he has changed. (She will make her own mind up about that, thank you very much, and said mind has been made up for 20 years btw)
It is not only that Odysseus has come home and now she chooses him. No, she has been choosing him over and over and over for the past 20 years with every action she took. It is not him coming back that now puts her in the position to choose him - it only reveals that choice, that there never was another choice other than Odysseus. Which leads me to my honorable mention:
Ody: "[...] You’ve been waiting for love."
Pen: "I've been waiting for you."
Penelope definitely had a surplus of suitors (108) and even if their motives might have been questionable, she could have easily found a new husband if that was what she wanted, maybe even one that genuinely loved her. But Penelope's love is Odysseus. Love for her is synonymous with him. No one else is even worth considering, she would rather be alone or even die before she gives any other man the time of day.
tldr; I love love LOVE the wording in WYFILWMA, how it shows how Penelope is just not taking this shit from her husband. She knows what she wants and that is Odysseus, even if it is not the original model but the slightly banged up version, the heavily traumatized, now with grey hairs probably, war criminal, ruthless god torturer version of her husband.
Because he is still her husband, goddamn it.
This might very well not make much sense bc I am insane over them currently
*) "lesser story" is not referring to the odyssey or saying epic is better than the odyssey, I mean to compare them both to any completely different work (or franchise if you will) that does not give characters agency where they should have it
#pen is like “you are mine whether you like it or not”#“nothing you can fuckin do about it you are mine you bastard”#also. i imagine the question of “what kind of things did you do” is more akin to a#*sighs* “go on tell me what you did” *knows it will not have any bearings on her accepting him fully*#maybe even a cheeky eyeroll#“you are so incredibly wrong if you think I would wait for you all these years”#“and not fully embrace you as you are now - now that I have you back at last”#also i would not rule it out that pen kinda loves how he fought tooth and nail to get back home to them#not what it cost him (them) but his iron will to be with his wife and son again#even if that means he has to brutalitze a god over it and sacrifice all his crew/friends/comrades#“the man that he is” *lip bite* - pen probably#epic the musical#the ithaca saga#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#odysseus#penelope#epic penelope#odypen#your honor I love them#they are so so perfect for each other#they so deserve each other (affectionate)
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So, Aang, Sokka and Katara are probably a little awkward around all the royals and Important Fancy People - but they make do. Zuko and Toph are both high society people, they're fine. But do you who isn't making do and who isn't fine?
SUKI.
Suki is from a tiny remote island, where all girls know is face paint, feed them to the Unagi, dismantle sexism, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie sorry, my point is that aside from the Gaang and enemies, the highest ranking person Suki has interacted with pre-Boiling Rock is probably the crabby customs lady at the Ba Sing Se ferries.
It would be perfectly fine to characterize Suki as being very matter-of-fact, cool, unflappable about their new station in life... but it would be a lot funnier if she only looked like that, while freaking the fuck out internally. Because guess who Sokka just invited out to lunch with them?
The Earth King! Who, in the entire history of Kyoshi Island, has never even sent a letter there! One Earth King did mention Kyoshi Island in passing, and this was recorded in a minor noble's letter to a sister-in-law whose cook sometimes bought fish from Kyoshi - and Kyoshi Island bought and preserved that letter! That's how important he is! So WHY exactly. Does fucking Sokka have INSIDE JOKES with the man??? Sokka if you tell him the cabbage patch joke I'll - he's laughing?!
#suki (maintaining perfect posture and poker face): it's an honor to hear about how Sokka and Your Majesty's bear-bear bathe together.#suki is rapidly losing 1) her sanity and 2) her faith in the divine right of kings#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla suki#sokka#the gaang#atla headcanons
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