#percy jackson satire

[my-pjo-stuff]

So, I just finished watching the Starving Games. Which- for those that don't know is a very elaborate Hunger Games parody from 2013 which honestly? I found HILARIOUS (despite honestly dumb humor and also kinda dated jokes at times)

Which is why I decided I'd love for the same thing to be made about Percy Jackson- so in a very elaborate pitching attempt that'll probably fail: Here are my ideas! >Luke's character and whole traitor arc is COMICALLY over the top. He wears an "I'm the traitor!" shirt half the time. He has genuinly depressive monologues about his life. He looks Percy dead in the eye when he gives him those flying shoes and goes, "I am giving you these to get you dragged down to Tartarus, so Kronos can convenience you to join our cause and overthrow our parents" >No one EVER takes him seriously. >Percy is still shocked at his betrayal at the end of TLT. >Percy is portrayed an actual idiot just bumbling through it all. Genuine room temperature IQ. >Grover smokes weed. >Chiron is genuinly senile. Asleep at the wheel 24/7. How did he even manage live this long???? >Comically neglectful gods, they WILL NOT get names correct like Mr.D, but instead of on-purpose they are just genuinly forgetting them. Yes even Poseidon, he needs to be reminded regularly. >The entire TA are just....chronically depressed. They will drop their horrid backstory on you with 0 filter and look you dead in the eye. They are over the top just like Luke.

> Thalia regularly attempts to join Luke and expresses explicit support of his ideals. She gets prevented from joining him by increasingly complicated and convoluted events happening.

[thegoldenappleofdiscord]

things i learned from reading the read riordan blog (aka, things i chose to consider canon from now on)

- thalia gave reyna a dagger with her initials on it for valentine's day

- nico hates summer, will tries to convince him otherwise

- hazel spent some time playing bingo with old ladies at the retirement home, swooned over Clark Gable with them, and then danced the Lindy Hop

- both annabeth and grover got percy a PlayStation for Christmas

- nico blames his stepmom for him getting sunburns every time him and will go to the beach (meanwhile, will gets a tan, but. i mean.)

- frank is undisputed mythomagic champion of camp jupiter (implying that they have tournaments?? It also says he's the undisputed champ of chb but i'm ignoring this obvious error)

- percy is getting better grades than annabeth

- percy said, quote, "college is a breeze"

- persephone spends her time away from the underworld getting her PhDs in biochemistry and biology

- calypso is in a punk rock band

[iwannascreameurekaa]

"Leo has black hair" "Leo has brunette hair"

Leo has BOTH

[kaityeliza]

guys guys charlie beckondorf is alive (100% real)

[venux777]

the REAL percy would’ve called him hot. #rickhomophobicera

[liv45no]

everyone wants to be a half blood until you can’t use your phone no more.

[an-autistic-dweeb]

I’d be the most petty main character-

I’d be like- “you know when humans have child soldiers it’s called a war crime”

If I was in camp half-blood I’d be begging Hephaestus to claim me and get pissed because it’ll be anyone else EXCEPT Hephaestus. “Hephaestus, Hephaestus- DAMMIT, I GOT THE CELESTIAL MAILMAN?!”

[katiefromcabin7]

time to draw fanart on the airplane and have the middle aged man beside me judge my drawings the whole time lol

[yue-the-moons-child]

This is what i do instead of working on my main book

for reference, Yues book is currently going like this:

This is your yue update for now

[dollsmyname]

I need y’all to be so for real with me right now.

Y’all do realize that 99.999% of those tiktok fans in love with Luke are making satire content, right? Like, genuinely, they are joking. They know Luke is the traitor, they just find it funny to see people come to their comments and be like “oh sweetie” or “no one tell them”.

There is maybe one genuine post like that, but ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE SATIRE!!!!! AND I AM CONCERNED THAT SO MANY PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE THAT!!!!

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

[titsybitsyspider]

guys i am loving the new pjo fans on tiktok the luke videos make me want to vomit i can’t wait for the season finale

[lovepoison9]

I just finished The Trials of Apollo 5th book, The Tower of Nero, tell me why Hera is the only one besides Apollo to mourn Jason Grace! 😭

Listen Hera might be a lil cray cray but she cared about Jason. She was devastated when he died, her lil hero. Telling Zeus that at least Apollo got justice for Jason when Zeus did nothing to help his son. Hera still mourns Jason.

girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.

[juriandurian]

why didn’t anyone tell me someone wrote percy jackson shooting donald trump satirical fan fiction

[matchaverse]

HC: now hear me out… each driver being a different greek god/goddess.. like for example:

oscar = Apollo: Olympian god of music, poetry, art, oracles, archery, plague, medicine, sun, light and knowledge.

lando = Hypnos: the god of sleep. (this is one is kinda funny since lando can fall asleep anywhere).

charles = Eros: God of love and desire.

max = Nike: Goddess of victory.

logan = Poseidon: God of the sea, earthquakes and horses

lewis = Hebe: Goddess of eternal youth.

sergio = Enyo: Minor goddess of war and destruction

carlos = Aphrodite: Goddess of love and beauty (and war).

george = Hestia: goddess of the hearth, home, architecture, domesticity, family, and the state.

fernando = Hermes: God of trade, thieves, travelers, sports, athletes, and border crossings, guide to the Underworld and messenger of the gods

yuki = Hephaestus: God of fire, blacksmith and craftsmen.

lance = Tyche: Goddess of prosperity and fortune.

nico = Peitho: Greek goddess of persuasion and seduction.

kevin = Deimos: God of fear, panic and terror.

daniel = Caerus: Minor god of opportunity, luck and favorable moments.

esteban = Momus: God of satire, mockery, censure, writers and poets and a spirit of evil-spirited blame and unfair criticism.

alexander = Dionysus: An Olympian god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, religious ecstasy and theatre.

zhou = Themis: the Titan goddess of divine law and order.

pierre = Pheme: Goddess of fame, gossip and renown.

valtteri = Cybele: The Greek goddess of caverns, mountains, nature and wild animals.

now this is just MY opinion on the topic, if anyone has suggestions please feel free to share. i would love to hear your thoughts.

(i might or might not be thinking of doing an f1 x percy jackson type story)

[i-upset-to-dead-65]

I have a proposed solution to Percy Jackson fans who can't get over the cast's hair colors being "wrong"

Tada! Annabeth now has curly blonde hair and Percy has his signature black hair!

This is satire btw.