#per day*

[nothingbizzare]

Hello !? Can u open the door !?

[jimmyspades]

He looks stupid as hell. I want to tug those shorts off him so hard the elastic snaps

[techpromysite]

How to make money online per day $120 from home

[chronivore]

[thesmokinpossum]

Pretty sure I'm gonna have to redo medieval philosophy AND intermediate latin this semester

[doughyduo]

“…yeah…”

But it has nothing to do with Hikari, it’s just how Jade is.

“Mmh…”

This is good. It’s love and affection and good food, but she’ll probably try to get you to pat her head or squeeze for a while.

You can keep the credit card if you want in exchange for that, she didn’t even know you had it…

[bangtanintotheroom]

Self-love is having to remind yourself that writing something is better than writing nothing at all. 🥹

[silverpolish]

i love running errands why is that not a viable career path

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

i dont know why i made so many ambitious goals at the beginning of winter break i didnt think to consider i am so so tired

[allalrightagain]

I have found ADHD hell.

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[kensatou]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

[fazcinatingblog]

Charlotte's mum is an accountant and she does the tax returns, send them for signature, and then when the signed forms are back, the lodging team organises the lodging

THERE'S A LODGING TEAM

[updatesroom]

[bittsandpieces]

I'm having "just the tip" brainrot. Just the tip because it's too big, and even though I'm dripping wet I'm just too fucking small. Too small, until you start working your hips back and forth, just a little bit at a time. Too small, too fucking tight, but it gets easier and it feels like so much that I don't even notice when you slide another inch in, but oh god do you fucking notice, you notice and think "jesus, there's no way I can actually..." and start pushing just a little bit more, switching between looking at my teary face (overwhelmed but not hurting, not really), and the tight little cunt you're working your way into, bit by bit, pulling out just enough to push back in further and really feel it as I open up. So fucking focused on how good it feels that it shocks both of us when your hips hit my ass, making eye contact for an electric second before you grind that much fucking deeper and watch my eyes roll back. Anyway. Just like. Normal thoughts