#peppermay headcanons

[iloveauntmay]

i need me some peppermay hcs NOW

[pottsker]

Peppermay Fluff Headcanons

@acousticenby asked: pls may i have some peppermay fluff hc's????

I know you asked @heterostark, but we’re answering this here because this is our new peppermay blog!!! 

I’m so glad you asked, because fluff!peppermay is life:

*Pepper is still reeling from her divorce. She’s living at the compound because she’s nowhere else to go and eats her meals alone *Peter finds out about this one day and invites her to dinner *Aunt May heard all about the messy divorce from Peter, and can’t help but hug Pepper the moment she’s through the door *Pepper isn’t sure why, but she feels safe in the woman’s strong arms (We love strong single moms!) *Aunt May fusses over Pepper, who can’t stop blushing really, helping her with her coat and complementing her on everything from her clothes to her hair to her makeup to her position at Stark Industries *Pepper does the same, and Aunt May blushes, feeling her heartbeat pick up because she’s wearing stained clothes and her hair is stuck up in an old chopstick and she feels like she pales in comparison to this polished businesswoman  *They continue to complement each other and Peter leaves the room because they’re obs flirting *Once Pepper and Aunt May finally make their way into the kitchen, they all sit down to eat Aunt May’s admittedly terrible dinner food. *Aunt May promises Pepper she won’t feel bad if Pepper doesn’t like it, but Pepper eats it anyway *Pepper, actually, likes it? Wow, how can turkey meatloaf taste good? She doesn’t know. *Peter excuses himself to go ~hang out with Ned~ Even though Pepper knows full well it’s so he can go pull a shift as spidey *The two women sit and drink wine in the living room after he leaves, talking about everything and nothing and flirting like crazy  *When Pepper finally decides she should leave, she’s a bit tipsy and Aunt May has to help her down to her town car *Aunt May is ready to open the door and help her in the car when Pepper stops her *“Thank you for tonight, I forgot what it was like to be a part of a family” *Aunt May tears up, because no one has ever told her that her and Peter were a family in a good way and she’s happy that Pepper felt safe and comfortable enough to tell her that *Without thinking, Aunt May leans forward, grabs Pepper’s hand, and presses a chaste kiss to the side Pepper’s mouth, murmuring ‘Thank you’ against her skin  *Pepper closes her eyes, feeling content, and they stand there for a moment *“Would you like to come over tomorrow night?”

[aurumacadicus]

If you are still taking asks for your 5 headcanons, could we get some Immortal AU with PepperMay + Stony please? 😀

I have also grown fond of these Chaotic Dumbasses. For reference, Peter was four in the original story here and he is now seven.

Maria learns about Pepper and Tony going to the human realm when, during the Spring Ball, Sarah had asked her where Tony was, because Steve wouldn’t tell her and they really needed to decide what season the wedding would be, because Maria was a Winter Fae, Howard had been from a Summer court, and the Rogers held Spring Court. “Wedding,” Maria repeats, trying not to show off how surprised she is. “What wedding? What do you mean Steven won’t tell you where he is?” “Uh,” Sarah says. “Steve tells me he left sweet peas and chrysanthemums on Tony’s porch, and that’s how we declare our intentions, so...” “What the fuck is a porch?!” Maria sputters. Sarah has never been more terrified in her life. Maria has always been cool, calm, and collected--any anger she felt was carefully hidden behind a smile until she could get revenge privately, because she considered public chastising ‘gauche.’ It’s a well-known fact that Maria is not to be trifled with, both in the Seelie and Unseelie courts. So she’s isn’t going to be the fucking idiot who lies to her. “It’s a human thing, I think?” “A human thing,” Maria repeats, voice devoid of emotion. Sarah does not cringe, but barely. “Yes. A human thing.” “ANTHONY EDWARD STARK,” Maria rages, releasing a surge of magic, and every fae at court makes the conscious decision to forget they heard his full name, because if there was one thing more dangerous than a Queen of Court’s ire, it was knowing her child’s name. Tony drops the basket of vegetables he’d been carrying and clutches his chest, bending over with a whimper. “Oh.” “Tony?” May asks in concern, setting her own basket down to grab him so he doesn’t just keel over. “My mother just walked over my grave,” Tony whispers. “Save yourself.”

“You guys have been here for three years, certainly Tony’s mother would have noticed sooner?” May asks as she packs a suitcase. “Time is different for us,” Pepper begins mysteriously, and then grimaces. “Also Tony avoids court events like the plague so Maria sort of expects him not to come.” “Sounds like Tony,” May agrees reluctantly. Steve appears beside them between one breath and the next, looking pale. “She’s coming.” “So,” Tony says grimly. “This is how I die.” “Your mother’s not going to kill you, Tony,” May scoffs. When the other two fae look uncertain, she firmly repeats, “She’s not going to kill you.” “Well, I mean, we left out realm without a word to her, went gallivanting about with humans, and now Tony has gotten engaged without any of the proper courting that is expected for a fae Queen’s son,” Pepper points out. “It would be a miracle for her to choose not to kill him. And me,” she adds thoughtfully. “May please pack faster we really need to get out of here before Tony’s mother arrives.” “Aunt May!” Peter says cheerfully. “I got my bag packed and put it in the car and this really pretty lady asked me if Pepper and Tony lived here and I said yes!” “FUCK!” May exclaims as Pepper and Steve immediately faint. She should honestly just leave them there for Maria to kill. They’d deserve it.

Maria Stark is as beautiful as Peter had said. She also grabs Tony by the throat as soon as she sees him. “You have embarrassed me in front of the other courts,” she seethes. “Yes,” Tony agrees, choking. “WHAT THE FUCK,” May exclaims when she sees this. She looks around, spots the broom, and grabs it, turning to wallop Maria in the head with it. “PUT HIM DOWN GOD FUCK YOU FAE I HATE YOU YOU’RE SO STUPID.” “Hit her again!” Peter cheers, bouncing behind May. Maria has been chased down by humans with a variety of weapons, but a broom has never been one of them, and she can’t decide if she’s offended or impressed. She settles on deciding later, instead setting Tony down and grabbing the broom. It immediately withers to dust in her hands. “I just trained that broom,” Tony says sadly. “Tony,” Maria says, voice as hard as steel. “You will be returning home with me immediately.” Tony turns to look up from the broom-dust, surprised. Then his face does something terrible, and he sneers and says, “I will not.” “Tony,” Maria snarls. “I hate it there!” Tony snarls back. Suddenly Maria doesn’t look as ethereal, as deadly--now she just looks surprised, as if she was just a regular human mother who had been told that her son didn’t like the piano lessons she’d insisted upon. “What do you mean, you hate it there?” “Nobody likes me there!” Tony snaps. “They pretend to, sure, but only because they’re afraid of me! Or worse, they’re afraid of you. The Rogers’ court were the only ones who weren’t intimidated by me, and I thought maybe I’d found somewhere I could belong where people wouldn’t treat me differently. Then I accidentally offended them, and I was told in no uncertain terms not to come back! What was I supposed to do? Come back to your court and be miserable? Pepper was my only friend there and she was leaving! She was the only one who cared about how I felt! So I followed her here, and it’s the best choice I’ve ever made! I haven’t even said yes to Steve yet, and do you know why?” “I’m sure I don’t,” Maria says softly, because she’s coming to realize she doesn’t know her son at all. “Because I know if I say yes, he’ll want me to come back to the fae, and I don’t want that! I don’t want to go back where people don’t like me!” Tony exclaims, tears glistening in his eyes. “Tony,” Steve and Pepper say from the doorway, feeling as if he’s just ripped their hearts out. Peter pushes past May and looks up at him sadly. “Me and Aunt May like you, Tony.” “I know,” Tony chokes out, and then he leans down to scoop Peter up into a hug and walks out onto the porch so he can sit on the swinging bench there. Maria stares after him, stricken, then disappears between one breath and the next. Steve and Pepper are quick to follow, there one moment and gone the next. May stares at where the fae had been, then silently walks out onto the porch to sit down beside Tony and wrap her arm around him.

May had known, of course, that Tony had been... hurt. It shone through when he least expected it to, like when he was out scolding his plants, or babysitting Peter, or after a happy couple were bickering over which veggies to get for dinner. He would stand there, and sigh, and his shoulders would drop, as if to say ‘this is the best I’ll ever get--and I should be happy with it.’ But she’d thought, perhaps foolishly, that Tony was getting better. So with the knowledge that he hadn’t, Tony had just gotten better at hiding it, she arrives early to farmers market and tells everyone that Tony is considering moving to a different market because a rich ‘Karen’ type had told him he was cute. Underhanded? Perhaps. But she learned from her girlfriend how to manipulate people for good. “You’re so nice, Tony, we love having you here,” Clint says, and Tony blinks at him in bewilderment even as he sneaks another box of cherry tomatoes into Clint’s bag because Lucky loves cherry tomatoes. “I’m so grateful for you lending an ear whenever I’m trying to puzzle out my next step in my thesis, Tony,” Bruce tells him, and takes his hand and gives it a squeeze, and Tony just smiles back shyly. “You’re so good at what you do, Tony, and your face lights up so beautifully whenever you talk to people about what they’re going to make with your produce,” Thor praises. “I didn’t like very many vegetables before, and you’ve singlehandedly made me enjoy eating them. You’re a treasure.” Tony blushes and covers his cheeks and pretends he doesn’t see Loki putting another box of green tomatoes in their bag. “I like you,” Natasha says simply, and when Tony’s face goes all scrunched up, trying not to cry, she sets down the bag of zucchini loaf she’d made for him and walks around the table to bring him into a hug. May is pretty proud of herself, because Tony seems to bloom under the praise, and his smile looks a little more genuine with each person. She’s just about to ask Tony if he wants her to relieve him so he can go walk off some nervous energy or get some lunch or something all of the sudden the hair on the back of her neck stands on end, and she whips around to see a family standing in front of Tony’s booth, and Tony looks quietly terrified. “Can I help you?” May asks, stepping up beside him, and he grabs her hand and squeezes. “We just wanted to see who the new fae is,” one of the men says, and May is immediately disgruntled. If this is a pissing contest or they tell Tony he needs to leave, she’s throwing the entire goddamn table at them. The matron seems to sense this, and holds her hand out to May in amusement. “Roberta Rhodes. Don’t worry, dear, we left court life long ago. Didn’t agree with me.” “I’m May,” May replies magnanimously, taking her hand. “And this is Tony Stark.” “Tony Stark?!” Roberta sputters, and then gives Tony another up-and-down. Then she laughs and laughs, and walks away still laughing, followed by the rest of her family. May stares after her, frowning in concern. “What the hell was that?” “Mama and Maria Stark were what humans call ‘frenemies,’” the remaining fae explains, looking amused, and holds his hand out as well. “James. Or Jim, I’m not picky.” He turns a smile on Tony. “If I know my mama, and I do, she’s gonna tell everyone that you’re under her protection just because she knows it’ll piss your mom off.” Somehow, Tony looks delighted by this. “Would you like to come to dinner?” May asks sweetly. “May for the love of frogs will you STOP INVITING FAE TO THINGS SO YOU DON’T GET FUCKING CURSED,” Tony snarls, turning toward her. Jim laughs.

May is glad she invited Jim to dinner. “FUCKING BLEW OUT MY KITCHEN WALL?!” Tony screeches at Pepper, Steve, and Jim. “Tony needs to put a quarter in the swear jar,” Peter points out to May. She motions his attention back at his food. “Eat your supper.” “THIS IS MY HOUSE I CAN HAVE GUESTS! SOMETIMES THEY’RE FAE!” Tony screeches at them, then turns to his wall again. “MY FUCKING WALL!!!!!” “I’ll build it back,” Steve offers. “THIS UPSETS MY HERBS! I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT! THEY’RE SENSITIVE!” Tony continues, and the other fae wince when they look at the herbs and see them wilting. May is almost certain that the herbs are hamming it up, because it seemed like they’d been watching the spectacle in interest only moments before. “We’ll apologize to the herbs,” Pepper offers. “YEAH YOU BETTER IF YOU WANT CHIVES IN YOUR--” Tony gasps in horror when he turns and finds the chive pot broken in half, soil spilling out. “My chives!!!” Jim walks over and cups his hands around the pot, which promptly forms itself back into one piece. “Sorry,” he tells the chives, which perk up happily. “Tony,” Steve says grimly. “I’m taking out your other kitchen wall.” “What the fuck--” Tony sputters, before Steve lets out bone-jarring noise and tackles Jim through it. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY KITCHEN I COOK IN HERE!!!” Tony snarls, and then yelps when he sees the fight moving toward his tomato plants, scampering out after them. ‘YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY TOMATOES YOU MONSTERS!” “What have you done,” Pepper asks after a moment. “She’s cheering up Tony!” Peter answers happily. “Didn’t you see how happy he was?” Well, he was livelier than he’d been in a while, Pepper had to agree. “I’m still blaming you for the walls,” she says. May shrugs, unbothered. “Steve will fix them.”

[itsallavengers]

Pepper Potts stuttered over her words for the first time in Literally Thirty Years when she saw May Parker for the first time

[mcu-headcanons]

Is your brain ever just like Sambucky... But also Samchalla... But also IronPanther... But also Pepperony... But also WinterIron... But also Buckynat... But also PepperNat... But also PepperMay... But also-

[90swandamaximoff]

My dearest apologises friend. Would you do Pepper Potts x May Parker? It would mean a lot to me. You're one of my favourite fic writers and I love your work. PepperMay is my otp and I know you will do them justice.

- Natasha's knife anon

ofc babe!! and thanks! <3333

who is more likely to hurt the other? May can get a bit hot-headed so her.

who is emotionally stronger? Both of them are strong emotionally but I'm going with Pepper.

who is physically stronger? Pepper.

who is more likely to break a bone? May

who knows best what to say to upset the other? Probably May but I'm only saying her bc she'd do it to win an argument.

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument? Pepper

who treats who’s wounds more often? May knows how and Pepper gets hurt more.

who is in constant need of comfort? May. Not bc of anything bad but she is just clingy.

who gets more jealous? Again, May

who’s most likely to walk out on the other? Pepper

who will propose? May will bc Pepper is busy with work

who has the most difficult parents? Pepper. Her parents don't approve of what she does and who she works with. Not to mention that they're very homophobic. (this is just my opinion and headcanons

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? May

who comes up for the other all the time? Idk what that means, sorry

who hogs the blankets? Pepper. Pepper also cuddles.

who gets more sad? They both do but ig May

who is better at cheering the other up? Pepper and may both

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? May

who is more streetwise? May

who is more wise? Pepper

who’s the shyest? None of them are

who boasts about the other more? May loves bragging about her amazing wife but so does Pepper. I'm going to go with Pepper tho

who sits on who’s lap? May sits in Pepper's lap

[ironhusband]

Pepper went from being a personal assistant to a being a CEO which is a huge pay raise. She isn’t used to having that high of a salary, she doesn’t know what to do with all this money. She wasn’t raised all too wealthy, so she never grew up spoiled, but with all this extra money...

When she got her first salary as CEO, she figured she could use a new apartment, so she saved it. When she got her second salary, she bought a new dress. Another paycheck, and suddenly she’s starting her own painting collection. But after she buys everything she wanted to, she finds she ran out of things to buy.

Pepper was never one to be addicted to shopping. She knew when things were overpriced, knew what things she would never use and while she did enjoy expensive things, she also liked simiplicity and comfort. Plus, being environmentally aware add it hard to be a compulsive shopper.

For a long time, she saves it. Because maybe she’ll need it for her wedding or vacations or her kid’s college funds. But once she checked what her savings were like, and apparently she could pay for 10 vacations, two weddings, and three kids’ college education. Which was way too much money.

She figures, don’t need the money, but others do.

She leaves a tip as large as the price of her meal for waiters. She starts giving money away to college students and homeless people and LGBT charities. Anyone who babysits her kid would get a more money than they deserve for it. And sometimes, she buys random things for her S/Os and friends.

Pepper likes this kind of spending. It makes her feel good to see people smiling. Especially people she loves. She doesn’t need a good watch, or a new IPhone, but this feeling is what she wants.

So she never stops.

Tony very much approves.

Y’all are sleeping on rich Pepper’s potential.

[josephine-dax]

PepperMay wedding headcanons 🌹🌼

~ 🌹Pepper is so nervous around Peter. Peter is equally as nervous around 🌹Pepper. 🌼May is amused by watching them figure out how to live in the same house while awkwardly stammering pleasantries at each other.

~ 🌼May doesn't find out 🌹Pepper's real name is 'Virginia' until the invitations get sent out.

~ Tony cries when 🌹Pepper asks him to be her Maid of Honour.

~ 🌹Pepper is very chill when it comes to wedding planning, 🌼May is equally as chill when it comes to wedding planning. 🌹Pepper's Maid of Honour is thrown into a spiral of panic whenever something even remotely bad happens.

~ Peter has some very serious opinions about floral arrangements! 🌹Pepper and 🌼May do not.

~ 🌹Pepper's dress is long and lacy. 🌼May's dress is short and shimmering. Janet van Dyne designed both of them.

~ Peter was going to be the officiant, but he cried too much during practice sessions. Sadly he's demoted to 🌼May's Maid of Honour.

~ Happy ends up getting ordained, and he is delighted to wed them.

~ 🌹Pepper and 🌼May get married in Central Park like the Basic dorks they are.

~ Because Happy is busy, Rhodey is now in charge of security. Rhodey takes this job very seriously!! and is very annoyed they chose an outside location!

~ "Do you want to be sniped at your own wedding!!? Because this is how you get sniped at your own wedding!!!!"

~ 🌼May cries through most of the ceremony, 🌹Pepper only cries through half of the ceremony.

~ Seriously, they all cry. Tony cries, Happy cries, Rhodey cries, Peter cries - a lot, Ned cries, even MJ sheds a tear. These are the most Dramatic Bitches™ ever, they don't hold back those tears.

~ 🌹Pepper takes 🌼May's name. They go around introducing themselves as Mrs & Mrs Parker.

[pottsker]

some peppermay headcanons

- pepper is usually the big spoon, but sometimes she just needs to be held and may is always happy to comply

- may is so smitten with her Hot CEO Girlfriend and thinks she's like the most powerful and strong woman ever

- may does not realize how strong pepper knows SHE is and how much pepper admires/looks up to her

- they frequently host movie nights with peter, ned, and michelle; usually they watch horror movies or comedies but sometimes they watch really stupid/campy/b-rated movies just to make fun of them and throw popcorn at the screen

- may and pepper, Supportive Lesbian Moms, always in the front row of whatever events peter has at school, going to every parent teacher conference, and generally being there for peter

- pepper and may 300% cook together. little known fact that i just decided, pepper potts is an excellent chef who definitely teaches may how to make michelin star-worthy recipes

- whenever pepper has a day off they take it to spend time together and hang out; take a bath together with bath salts/bath bombs/whatever, where they wash each other's hair and talk about whatever they want

- on those days, they definitely spend a lot of the day in bed cuddling and laughing

- both supportive of the spider-man thing, but once pepper tells may about germany and the full events ofhomecoming, they definitely keep him away from tony and train/help him themselves

- weekly date nights where they go to dinner, on a walk, to the beach, or just hang out with each other for a while

- may doing laundry as pepper sits on the dryer with a beer and tells her about her day, and then pepper folding the laundry as may perches on the counter and does the same

- imagine them adopting a dog ???? just imagine all that Content

- lots of soft kisses at all hours of the day; a morning kiss to wake pepper up, a tired kiss when she gets home from work, a sleepy kiss after may gets out of the shower, a goodnight kiss, a goodbye kiss, a hello kiss. just.... kisses

- when pepper's stressed, may braids her hair

- when may's stressed, pepper combs through her hair with her fingers and gives her shoulder rubs

- lots of casual touching; i feel like they wouldn't be huge on pda but would do things like holding hands, placing a hand on the other's lower back when moving around/behind them, upper arm squeezes when excited, etc

- i kinda hate jealousy as a trope so no jealousy here. these are two strong women who are secure in their relationship and don't worry about the other cheating or anything, but who would definitely protect the other against unwanted advances from creeps in public places

[pottsker]

I am a bisexual woman who co-runs the peppermay blog pottsker (am Mod Parker). And I headcanon Pepper Potts as bisexual and Aunt May as lesbian because—gasp—you can change as a person. Jokes aside, I think Ben was May’s One Guy and she is actually attracted to women besides him so she identifies as a lesbian because the only man she was attracted to is gone. I headcanon that Pepper is into guys but prefers women. And with that, I’m not arsed to hear someone hiding behind a grey face act like we’re biphobic for headcanoning Aunt May as lesbian because that would really be against our interests (none of us mods are cishet). Thanks.

Bisexuality and uncle ben dont exist i guess. Mcu stans who dont read comics are the worse

i mean you can go home if you’re not having fun

[pottsker]

i love this blog and y’all so much thank you for rbing my post i’m 💛💛💛💛 love y’all sm

Thank you!! It’s a very important post!

[iloveauntmay]

i am thinking about writing short stories/one-shots/headcanons featuring may and peter, peppermay and may x reader. you can always request anything and i’ll also come up with ideas on my own. i hope you guys will enjoy!

[potatorrito]

Yo welcome to multi shipping hell

Is your brain ever just like Sambucky… But also Samchalla… But also IronPanther… But also Pepperony… But also WinterIron… But also Buckynat… But also PepperNat… But also PepperMay… But also-