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jojaxcola · 22 days ago

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and that's why that lady works fourteen hour shifts :)

[jojamart mockumentary #3]

#stardew valley #sdv morris #sdv shane #sdv penny #sdv sam #sdv maru #sdv joja cashier #jojamart mockumentary #my art #inspired by the nice young walmart cashier who took a while to ring up my mom's cantaloupe #because he didn't quite remember the name of it #“this is a canary :)”

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rottengurlz · 1 month ago

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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

#sims 4 #the sims community #simblr #ts4 #sims 4 edit #mysims #drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life #editing this in general did but the tears were my hell #her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj #she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts #shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds #she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working #she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater #and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store #all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded #she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive #and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom #her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her #she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life #but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better #she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful #she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self #she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right #there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼

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hoofpeet · 9 months ago

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Misc oc doodles

#hoof draws #hoofology #second one is penny's mom btw

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nutmegpoid · 11 months ago

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penny's predicament

#nutmeg art #pokemon #pokemon sv #penny pokemon #carmine pokemon #atticus pokemon #just based on in game dialogue penny has about both of them #and also the player's mom...

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bearskvlls · 11 months ago

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if you've never watched the 1965 thunderbirds, this is me begging you to watch the 1965 thunderbirds

#THE WRITING IS HILARIOUS I PROMISE YOU #my mom and i literally laugh out loud during multiple episodes. please please please watch tos #also jeff calling lady penelope 'penny' makes my heart melt every time #THEY TAKE A TRIP TO AUSTRALIA TOGETHER IN THIS EPISODE HE VISITS HER FARM(???) THAT SHE OWNS (??????)#please. you won't regret it LMAO #thunderbirds #thunderbirds 1965 #thunderbirds tos #thunderfam #thunderbirding

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distance-does-not-matter · 4 months ago

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shoutout to small and meaningful human interactions that keep my soul alive

#I got to take a picture for a group of women and they said I had perfect timing #a mom and I were taking a photo of the same sunset #the Chinese take out place DOES have egg rolls and I only know bc I asked #my bestie said ‘I’ll be safe’ as she went out tonight #I love people I love humanity it keeps me going #penni yeets her thoughts into the void

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dumvixerum · 2 months ago

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First entry for ride the cyclober ! It's day #6, Scary Movie Night 👏👏

Honestly this was organized by Father Marcus to try to make the kids go along (didn't work 💀)

@ride-the-cyclober

#if i did anything wrong y'all can say it 💥💥#so weird drawing them after such a long time 😰 i missed them #this is a very lazy piece but honestly i don't want to do anything too crazy #i'm gonna work a little on their design but i rlly love the “og” one bc it kinda was part of my gay reveal 🤭#also in this they're probably at noel's bc his mom wants him to bring friends home #and father marcus couldn't host the movie night lmao so it's like they're doing a group homework 💀💀#rtc #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone musical #penny lamb #penny lamb rtc #penny lamb ride the cyclone #ricky potts #ricky rtc #ricky ride the cyclone #penny rtc #penny ride the cyclone #noel gruber #noel rtc #noel ride the cyclone #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #ocean ride the cyclone #constance blackwood #constance rtc #constance ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski #mischa rtc #mischa ride the cyclone #ride the cyclober

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kinderchaos · 3 months ago

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Comm’d someone to make this fornme I’m shaking I love it so much . Look at BILLY and LILY 💜 I love it so much

The person who made it was gamernostalgiacrafts on instagram . Go check them out…. And follow me there while you’re there heart ❤️

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brokentrafficknight · 1 year ago

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Now have rusted knight Jaune be bullied by a cabal of redheads

So it turns out this show has a lotta redheads

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coochiequeens · 5 months ago

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The dude got the fatherhood bonus before the kid even arrived.

#Reddit #Aita #Sounds like it was a nervous laugh because the question came out of left field #He's starting his career with a fatherhood bonus #She will start hers with the motherhood penalty #One parent working overtime and both having to watch every penny just sounds like adding extra stress #He may have ment well but talking to his boss first then springing that on her was an AH move #Maybe he needs to get a reality check concerning rasing a family on one paycheck from his mom

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novankenn · 11 months ago

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Familial Interference...

Glynda Goodwitch was racing through the Emerald Forest, with one unconscious Jaune Arc slung over her shoulder.

Pyrrha: (Yelling) Get back here with our man you cradle robbing cougar!!!

Glynda: (Yelling) He's my nephew you psychos!

Ruby : (Yelling) That just makes your attraction to him that much more worse!

Glynda: (Yelling) I am not attracted to Jaune! He's my nephew and DESPITE what his mother thinks... I am NOT letting any of you touch him!

Penny: (Yelling) But we are mother approved and insemination ready!

Glynda: (Yelling) You all need to be medicated!

Nora: (Yelling) Here's NORA!

Glynda tosses Jaune into the air, does a handstand flip off of Nora's magnhlid, catches Jaune, and continues racing deeper into the forest, as Nora's hammer shatters a tree upon impact.

Nora: Whoa... that was so cool!

Glynda kept pushing herself, she knew the only chance Jaune's chastity had was if she could get through the mountains, to the coast.

Glynda: Damn you Jasmine! Damn you demented baby crazy woman!

Pyrrha: (Yelling) Hag! Give us...

Glynda: (Yelling) I am NOT... HEY, get back here with my nephew!!

Ruby took off in a explosion of rose petals.

Back at Beacon... in the Headmaster's Office...

Jasmine Arc: (watching it all through a crystal ball on Ozpin's desk) That's it girls! That's it! Give me strawberry blond cuties to spoil! Give them all to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Port, Oobleck and Ozpin all sat in the furthest away corner visibly cowering in fear.

Jasmine Arc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #penny polendina #glynda goodwitch #jaune arc's mom

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windvexer · 2 months ago

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Probably about 2 rows to go but my house sitting is almost over and I am all crocheted out.

2400 yards #5 weight yarn, everything in HDC. Border stitch is HDC in the back loop. Sized up to 6.5mm hook.

It has delightful drape. I’m very happy with it. It’s my favorite thing I’ve made in a long time.

#photos #crochet #rose cloud blanket #the pupper is my mom's dog penny

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pyuart · 11 months ago

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Día de reyes

#penny is back in galar for the holidays #pokemon #pokemon sv #olivia #pokemon scarlet and violet #my art #MY OCs #arven #nemona #olivia mom #my comics

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slime-sandwhich-nom · 5 months ago

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Ngl gumball is the type to not fuck around when someone says anything about his gf he's very obsessed with

the tags aren't letting me tell you how gumball literally brought an entire PERSON, probably a dead one of unconscious as a SACRIFICE to a fake cult made by his own teachers and classmates (they didn't take it well)

#this guy had the idea to rip in pieces his classmate uncle to fill a box for a BIRTHDAY GIFT #killed his classmate multiple times just to prove a point #tried to decapitate Leslie and in the most creepy way ever #burned his own gf house down to impress her #did give his own gf an allergic reaction multiple times #tried to choke his own bother because of a dream that didn't even happen #panicked multiple times about his gf nit loving him anymore and resulted in destroying the town more than once #almost killed rob with no hesitation #made his own brother feel guilty about eating potatoes in front of a potato while HE HIMSELF ate potatoes and didn't give a single fuck #sold somebody's parents to prove a point #framed people multiple times #did commit manslaughter before #created toxic and radioactive chemicals just because he didn't wanna admit he was wrong #his plan as a president us to literally bomb the entire country without a care #“we all know how things will go so let's just skip to the end” [bomb dropped]#he was dully prepared and committed to kill whoever was trying to fancy his mother #DID jumped into literal fire just for a stupid ass lucky hat #there's more but this guy.#this guy is not okay #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #tawog gumball #gumball watterson #also he proposed like 2 times in a row to penny #he mentioned to Darwin he was creepily obsessed with his own gf #is a narcissist but like #very slightly #he does have a HUGE ego though #his brother isn't safe either Darwin literally kidnapped someone's mom to get a videogame back and did chop somebody's head off #the last one was a mistake though

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mintaikk · 1 year ago

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Love that scene in Pokemon Scarlet (and Violet but I played Scarlet) where the protagonists were in Area Zero and describing their parents, and Penny is like "Omg, my dad's so annoying! He gives me annoying names like Pen-Pen," and Nemona is like, "I grew up in a rich family, and my parents gave me a lot of freedom but still made sure to care for me," and then Nemona tells Penny about how nice the protagonists mom is, and then Arven, with his fucked up parents, is just watching like:

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jadetheblade4 · 8 months ago

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Ahahahaha doodles

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