#penelope-and-wonders

[amnenome]

Other Odyssey AU- the umbrella academy meme

- alt version where Penelope gets the suitors to sail her to Troy “since you’re so concerned about my damn husband”

[kittenscookie]

Okay I'm feeling kinda silly so imagine if you will,

Odysseus and Penelope walking along the beach with their sons (Astyanax lives :P) just all four of them enjoying finally being together. But then Astyanax points out something floating towards them in the distance—a basket? Astyanax and Telemachus rush forward to investigate their parents following after. Before either boy can step into the water to retrieve it the waves push it forward onto the bank in front of Odysseus's feet. He kneels down, takes the little lid off the basket, and OH! Would you look at that, it's a baby! Covered in a fine silk blanket, cooing up at him with big blue eyes and brown hair so dark it almost looks black, surrounded by seashells and holding a little wooden horse. Both his and Penelope's mouths drop, Astyanax wants to know if they can keep it, and Telemachus is just confused.

[neverstheless]

PENELOPE GARCIA and DEREK MORGAN 05 x 21 : CRIMINAL MINDS — EXIT WOUNDS

[protagaster]

Ctimene: So, what's it like being engaged to Penelope?

Odysseus: Once I asked her for a glass of water while she was angry at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

Ctimene: ...

Odysseus: Gods, I love her.

[nyssasatelier]

I was there, he was giggling and kicking his feet i swear!

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[jack-ackles]

dreaming of your bestfriend MOANING your name right in your ear as you feast on her neck after kissing her desperately, your hands all over her body... colin you naughty naughty boy!

[ghostvibesonly]

wait odysseus is suicidal wait he was really gonna end his life the way he ended the infant’s wait the only people who’ve called him ody are those who hurt him badly/betrayed him wait “let me close my eyes” parallels penelope and telemachus begging him to “keep your eyes open” wait wait calypso was trying to talk him down and “stay in my open arms” unintentionally triggered the memories/hauntings of polites, eurylochus, his mom, etc wait wait athena held baby telemachus wait wait athena is dead?? wait wait wait

[zizigia]

Odysseus: Who the fuck-

Penelope: Language!

Odysseus: Whom the fuck-

Penelope: No.

[mizgnomer]

Crowley vs. The Tenth Doctor - Parallels Good Omens Season 2 - Part 4

Season Two’s [ Part One ] [ Part Two ] [ Part Three ] Season One’s [ Part One ] [ Part Two ]

[wistfulwatcher]

bau members + near death experiences

[somereaderinblue]

Ares: I think we have a problem.

Odysseus: What, the fire?

Ares: No, the- wait, what fire?!

Odysseus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

[into-the-very-fires-of-mordor]

Genuinely curious, please humor me

Do you think that Odysseus is genuinely good at rizz (regarding Penelope) or did she fall for him for another reason?

[thefabulousfab-3]

“I’m quite serious that color rather suits you”

“You are not a spinster”

He was trying to FLIRT with her!!!!!! I’m going to be sick.

[featherbridge]

okay listen up. I was at a dance social today, in a top and skirt I love. and I saw myself in the mirror.

and I swear for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I saw my body, my curves, in my close-fitting crop top, and thought HELL YES

THIS is why it’s so goddamn important to see a woman with CURVES being worshipped like a GODDESS

[thatsbelievable]