#peewee martin

[mads-weasley]

hi! can i make a request for a Johnny Martin fic, if u write for him, of him and reader snuggled in a foxhole in Bastogne??

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Johnny Martin x Reader

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A/N: Hi anon! Thanks for requesting! I've never written for Johnny, so sorry if this isn't the best! this is also a really short blurb! hbo owns the rights, and this is about the fictional portrayal of easy company on the show. nothing but love and respect for veterans on this blog! Enjoy!

Summary: After a long day in Bastogne, everyone takes advantage of the little downtime they have, including the stoic Johnny Martin.

It had been a long day for Johnny when he plopped into his foxhole. They'd lost Hoobler to a self-inflicted gunshot wound, and he didn't know how much more he could take. As a sergeant, he was tasked with keeping up with his platoon, and in the Ardennes, it was harder than before.

"Hey," (y/n) whispered, stuffing her hands under her armpits. "How are the rest of the guys?"

Johnny sighed, rubbing his hand down his face. "After Hoob, they're not doing good."

She looked over at him and saw utter exhaustion. They all felt the same, but Johnny felt more than everyone thought. The stern and sharp-tongued officer cared for his men more than they would ever know, and every time he lost one, it devastated him.

Reaching over, she gently cupped his cheek, turning him towards her. "And how are you doing, Johnny?"

He silently stared at her for a while, almost like he was trying to find the words to accurately describe his pain. Johnny ended up shaking his head with slightly red-rimmed eyes.

"I'm managing."

(Y/n) pulled him closer and wrapped her arms around him as he nuzzled his face into her neck. She had to suppress a shiver from the touch of his frigid nose. "You know I'm always here, right?"

"Yeah, I know," he murmured into her neck. "I just don't want to talk about it yet."

Nodding, she leaned her head atop his and looked up at the sky above them. There wasn't much to see because of all the bad weather, but she imagined the stars shining on them brightly.

"Who would've thought you could take the stars for granted?" She asked quietly.

Johnny scoffed lightly, looking up as well. "Yeah, I'd do freaking anything just to feel the sun again. Or see the stars. It might make this a little more bearable."

An icy wind gust blew through the forest, sending snow swirling around them. In their already freezing foxhole, Johnny tucked (y/n) under his arm and covered them with the thin blanket he'd found.

"You know," she started. "When we get home, I don't know if I could live somewhere cold again after being in this place."

Johnny looked down at the shaking figure in his arms and took in the redness of her nose and cheeks, but also the beauty that radiated through. "Me too, sweetheart. I'll follow you anywhere you want to go."

"But what about Columbus?" (Y/n) asked, wide-eyed. "You can't just leave. That's where your whole life is, Johnny."

A soft smile formed on his lips at her confused expression. "Doll, as long as I'm with you, I'll be alright."

“Well then, Sergeant Martin, what do you think about Arizona?”

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[chronicallytirednixon]

woke up just to say

johnny martin is pocket sized, catch me putting him in my pocket and carrying him around, pulling out and setting him on the table and watching as his angrily crosses his arms at me like "bitch wtf"

[subjectivecuriosities]

My ★★½ review of Twilight Theatre (1982): https://boxd.it/6LDZD3 #Sketch #PerryRosemond #Comedy #FilmTwitter

[morbidology]

It was a cold winter afternoon on the 11th of January, 1973, when 13-year-old Paul Martin Andrews from Portsmouth, Virginia, was walking to a convenience store to pick up some milk. As he strolled along the footpath around three blocks from his home, a van pulled up alongside him. The driver rolled down the window and introduced himself as PeeWee. He explained to the boy that he would pay him good money if he would help move some furniture at his brother's house. Paul agreed and hopped in.

As they stopped on a dirt road near Dismal Swamp, PeeWee was upset to discover there was a locked chain across the road. He explained to Paul they would have to walk the short distance through the woodland to collect the key in his brother’s deer box to unlock the chain. As they approached the deer box, PeeWee told Paul that it was built underground so that his brother could hide while hunting deer. The underground box was made of plywood and was about four feet high, four feet wide and eight feet long. PeeWee lowered himself into the right box and asked Paul to follow him. He said he needed him to help lift out some supplies.

“I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve just been kidnapped,” PeeWee exclaimed as he threatened the terrified boy with a 12 inch knife. He told Paul to strip and lie on his stomach before slathering him with Vaseline and assaulting him. This was Paul’s routine for the next eight days. Paul tried to engage in conversation with PeeWee, hoping that this would alleviate the assaults but to no avail. In addition to the assaults, PeeWee would often beat Paul for saying anything he didn’t approve of or making complaints.

On the eighth day, rabbit hunters stumbled across the box and heard Paul’s screams. Finally, he was rescued. PeeWee was picked out of a lineup. His real name was Richard Alvin Ausley and he was a repeat offender. When he kidnapped Paul, he was suppose to be back in court for abusing another child. 

In 2004, Ausley was killed in his jail cell by his cell mate. “I’m shocked. That’s not what I wanted for him. I don’t hate Richard Ausley,” said Paul when he learnt of his fate.

[batsplat]

Fabio Quartararo: The 15-year-old Frenchman tipped to be MotoGP’s next megastar

April 17th, 2015 - article taken from here

FOR some, the major storyline heading into the new MotoGP season was not to do with Marc Marquez or Valentino Rossi, but of the 15-year-old who is being tipped to become greater than them both.

Fabio Quartararo is the most hyped rookie to arrive in the world championship in ... well, ever. Many expect him to win the world championship first time out. The sport even changed the rules so he could compete.

Neither Rossi nor Marquez, nor any other rider in the sport’s history has carried such vast expectations on their shoulders heading into their debut season of the championship’s junior Moto3 class. Two races in, and he is starting to live up to the hype. So why are so many touting him for greatness?

WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

The son of a French motorcycle racer of the eighties, Quartararo was born in Nice on April 20, 1999.

Like so many of the sport’s other greats, he showed a love and an aptitude for riding two-wheel machines at a young age. The training wheels came off his bicycle at two and a half.

“He got his first motorbike at four years old,” mother Martine told Europe1, and it wasn’t long before his Yamaha Peewee 50 was cutting laps in competition.

“When he finished second he was not happy,” she said, adding with pride that, “he has always been ambitious.”

By the time he turned seven, he and his family moved to Spain so he could sharpen his skills in the best and toughest junior racing series on the planet.

KING OF THE KIDS

The Spanish racing system is akin to a production line of MotoGP geniuses. It is responsible for riders the caliber of Casey Stoner, the Marquez brothers, Dani Pedrosa, Jorge Lorenzo, Jack Miller ... the list goes on. Almost every rider across MotoGP’s three classes has raced in Spain as part of their development.

The crown jewel of the system is the CEV, a championship whose Moto3 division has earnt the title of FIM Junior World Championship for 2015 because that is essentially what it has become. All the best and brightest head there to prove that they are the next big thing.

Quartararo arrived in the class in 2013 at age 14 carrying a string of title aboard 50cc and 80cc classes like so many of the other kids he was racing.

By the end of the year he was its champion.

His title was built on an impressive final-week charge which saw him sweep all three of the final races to snatch victory. Winning that title as a rookie is unheard of, and he soon had the big factories feeder teams vying for his services. Honda won the race, and Quartararo defended his title in dominant fashion riding for the Monlau Tehcnical School squad that brought Marquez to prominence.

He graduated with them to the world championship this year, taking over the bike Alex Marquez rode to last year’s title.

But first, he had to be ruled eligible to compete.

‘THE QUARTARARO RULE’

In 2009, faced with younger and younger riders being promoted to race at world championship level, Dorna drew a line in the sand. They raised the minimum rider age from 15 to 16.

When Quartararo took his first CEV title, age 14, there was no question that he was way too young to progress to the world championship the following year.

Following another year in the CEV and another title win, it was clear that Quartararo was more than ready to make the step up for 2015.

But his birthday posed a problem: he would not turn 16 until the day after the Argentinian race. Ordinarily, he would have to miss the opening three races of the season, and losing any chance of winning the world championship on debut.

Enter, what has been cheekily termed by some as, the ‘Quartararo Rule’.

The Grand Prix Commission announced in August last year that they had created an exemption to the age rule. Any winner of the CEV Moto3 title would be eligible to step up to the world championship the following season regardless of age.

The official press release even had the front to say: “An obvious example of a possible beneficiary of this regulation change is Fabio Quartararo.”

Any traces of doubt that Dorna made the right decision in bending the rules evaporated as soon as winter testing got underway: Quartararo topped both opening tests at Valencia and Jerez, smashing the pole position record at the latter venue.

THE COMPLETE PACKAGE

Despite his tender years, Quartararo is already being labelled as a very complete rider. He is sublimely fast, often riding with his front wheel teetering on the edge of grip.

So fast that Quartararo broke the lap records set by the world championship riders on some of the tracks both they and the CEV both visited last year.

He also responds well to pressure. One of the CEV rounds was at Le Mans last year on the bill for the French Grand Prix. Already hyped as France’s great hope for MotoGP glory, there was plenty of media attention on how he would fare.

He responded in the best way possible. He won the race by absolutely destroying his rivals, his winning margin counted in seconds rather than centimetres.

Those who have worked with him hail his work ethic and his capacity to learn, both excellent traits to have if you plan on being a future world champion.

He is also in no rush to get to the top, telling Moto Cuatro that he has no set timeline for an ascent to MotoGP.

“My only plan is to go step by step, at my own pace,” he said. “If not one year, it will be the other, I do not rush or think about doing weird things.”

HOW IS HE GOING IN 2015?

Many believed he could win on his world championship debut in Qatar. That didn’t happen — he was beaten up by the cut and thrust of Moto3 at world level and he finished seventh.

But he learnt how to race with the big boys quickly.

Two weeks later in Austin he took his first podium finish. Danny Webb had checked out to a distant lead, but behind him it was Quartararo that won a frenetic scrap for best of the rest.

Against some of the biggest last-lap nutcases in the class, Quartararo moved decisively to the front of the group on the last lap and passed the chequered flag in second place.

With the 15-year-old still a long way from being able to legally drink alcohol in the US, he didn’t even get to spray champagne on the podium.

COMPARISONS

Quartararo’s podium finish at Austin makes him the sixth-youngest rider in the sport’s 66-year history to stand on a world championship podium across all classes.

Ahead of him on the list are Marquez and British rider Scott Redding, who earnt their first podium finishes at Donington Park in 2008. The latter did so standing on the top step; Redding’s win set the mark for the youngest race winner in grand prix history at 15 years, 170 days, a mark that Quartararo cannot beat.

However, it is still possible for Quartararo to take his first race win in fewer races than either man. Redding took his maiden win in his eighth start.

Here’s how long it took the sport’s current leading lights to take their first world championship race wins:

11 races — Valentino Rossi (1996 Czech Republic 125cc GP) 19 races — Alex Rins (2013 Austin Moto3 GP) 23 races — Dani Pedrosa (2002 Dutch 125cc GP) 26 races — Jorge Lorenzo (2003 Brazilian 125cc GP) 27 races — Alex Marquez (2013 Japanese Moto3 GP) 31 races — Casey Stoner (2003 Valencia 125cc GP) 33 races — Marc Marquez (2010 Italian 125cc GP) 34 races — Andrea Dovizioso (2004 South African 125cc GP) 37 races — Jack Miller (2014 Qatar Moto3 GP)

Quartararo has one more chance to win a Moto3 race at age 15. He turns 16 on Monday, one day after the Argentinian Grand Prix.

WHAT THE EXPERTS SAY

“A 15-year-old has no business coming into the highly competitive Moto3 class, breaking lap records and showing the regulars up. This could be one of the riders who moves the boundaries, and ups everybody’s game. He is the kid that everyone is tipping to beat Marc Márquez. We have at least four years to wait to see that contest, but it’s going to be great to see it when it happens.” David Emmett — editor of MotoMatters.com

“We cannot compare Marquez and Quartararo. Yes, he made a good start to winter testing, but he knew the circuits of by heart. He needs to keep feet on the ground!” Emilio Alzamora — Quartararo’s team manager, Marquez’s manager

“In places he is using a motocross technique. In Portimão ... he said he was doing a little scrub with the bike to get less wind pressure on the inside of this turn. His technique was to slide the bike with the front to reduce flight time and put the bike on the side. If you get it wrong you lose the front and instantly crash. It’s unbelievably technical at that speed with this kind of bike. For him everything happens in slow motion because it’s so close to disaster.” Thomas Baujard, journalist with Moto Journal

“Quartararo will be undoubtedly one of the strongest riders in the World Championship in 2015. He has been outstanding in recent years in the Spanish championship, and now even in the winter tests he showed significant speed. But he’s riding in his first World Championship season. Therefore, it is really difficult to say whether he will have a title shot or not.” Aki Ajo — rival Moto3 team owner, Jack Miller’s manager

“I noticed that Fabio, standing ten or so feet away, had no ear plugs. I felt in my vest pocket and found one new pair of ear plugs. I moved over to Fabio, tapped his shoulder, and offered (them) to him. Fabio smiled again, mouthed ‘thank you’ in English, took the small package and went to work putting the foam pieces in his ears. Personality +1. A short time later we both turned away from the track to return to pit lane. As we did, he gave me another smile and, in the newly quiet environment, said again, ‘Thank you again for the ear plugs!’ I am a sucker for good manners. Personality +10.” Scott Jones — MotoGP photographer, after taking the above photo

“With the young riders in my Academy we always make a bet at the beginning of the season and I put Quartararo already to win the championship last year. But I don’t expect that he arrives and makes the first position in the first two tests and I have to say this is quite impressive. Maybe he is the new Marc Marquez and Marquez has to be worried about Quartararo!” Valentino Rossi

THE STATS

Name: Fabio Quartararo Born: 20/4/1999, Nice, France Team: Estrella Galicia 0,0 / Monlau Technical School Bike: Honda NSF250RW Height: 175cm Weight: 61kg Nickname: “El Diablo” Idol: Valentino Rossi Favourite rider: Marc Marquez 2008 Spanish 50cc champion 2009 Spanish 70cc champion 2011 Spanish 80cc champion 2012 Spanish Pre-Moto3 champion 2013 FIM CEV Moto3 champion 2014 FIM CEV Moto3 champion

KEY DATES

June 25, 2019 Quartararo will be the same age as Marc Marquez’s record for youngest MotoGP race winner

January 14, 2020 Quartararo will be the same age as Marc Marquez’s record for youngest MotoGP title winner

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Today’s e-bird list. Meandered about a mile then sat on a bench. Otter Tail County, MN

1 red headed woodpecker

1 red bellied woodpecker

1 eastern wood peewee

4 blue jay

1 American Crow

4 tree swallow

X purple Martin

2 whit breasted nuthatch

1 eastern bluebird

X American Robin

4 Baltimore oriole

1 yellow rumped warbler

I kept hearing mourning doves and Tennessee warblers but I didn’t see them. The blue jays were very chatty and entertaining. There were at least a dozen robins and many purple Martins to count because there was a houses for them

[comicsart3]

Sidekick Girls 4

Perhaps the ultimate female sidekick was Rocketgirl, partner in crime-fighting to Rocket Man. Her alter ego was Doris Dalton, fiancée to inventor, Cal Martin, who came up with the “three cartridge rocket” which gave the couple jet propelled flying powers along with a level of super strength and agility. Vowing to use their new-found powers to uphold justice, the couple fashioned themselves skin tight costumes and masks and set about combating criminals, spies and Nazis. Although in terms of powers, Rocketgirl was broadly equal to her boyfriend, her sidekick status was continually reinforced by Rocket Man coming up with all the good ideas, Rocketgirl’s sometimes impulsive “female” behaviour leading her into peril (from which she had to be rescued by the lantern jawed Rocket Man naturally) and a general subordinate role. In other words, the character was subject to all the endemic sexism of the comics of the Golden Age. Nonetheless, Rocketgirl’s superhuman power put her on a par with Mary Marvel and Sun Girl and marks her out as a strong , if not dominant, female character, as demonstrated in the page above, where she is entrusted with taking two juvenile criminals into custody with trash talk supplied by their underage friend Peewee (“Coupla sissies lettin’ a dame turn ya in to the cops!” he tells the captured delinquents as they are tied to a lamp post by the superheroine - being caught by a woman clearly being the ultimate indignity for wanna-be tough guys in the 1940s!).

Rocket Man and Rocketgirl appeared mainly in Scoop Comics and Punch Comics for at least fifteen issues between the two titles. The series was usually written and illustrated by Art Pinajian.

Source: comicbookplus, which has a three part Rocket Man Archive which collects all his and Rocketgirl’s adventures into a single set of volumes.

[wahwealth]

🗽Bowery Boys | Bowery Blitzkrieg (1941) | Comedy Full Movie English

Bowery Blitzkrieg is a 1941 US comedy film directed by Sam Katzman. It is the sixth film of the East Side Kids series. The film "introduced" Huntz Hall in his first of the East Side Kids film series.  While Hall's character would be called "Glimpy" for the remainder of the series, here he's called "Limpy". The East Side Kids Leo Gorcey as Muggs McGinnis Bobby Jordan as Danny Breslin Huntz Hall as Limpy Donald Haines as Skinny Ernie "Sunshine Sammy" Morrison as Scruno David Gorcey as Peewee Additional cast Bobby Stone as Monk Martin Keye Luke (billed as Key Luke) as Clancy Warren Hull as Tom Brady Charlotte Henry as Mary Breslin Martha Wentworth as Mrs. Brady Jack Mulhall as Officer Sherrill Eddie Foster as Slats Morrison Dennis Moore as Dorgan Tony Carson as Dutch Pat Costello as Fight Coach Dick Ryan as The Precinct Lieutenant Jack Carr (uncredited) as George, Truck Driver Never miss a video. Join the channel so that Mr. P can notify you when new videos are uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/@nrpsmovieclassics

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I'm taking a few days break from the Magnus Archives for reasons under the cut. So I'm going to give some more of my miscellaneous notes that didn't fit into my previous two structured posts about the fear stuff.

Spoilers under the cut

I'm mourning the loss of my favourite character, the Distortion, so I'm taking a small break. I just really loved the Distortion's playful antagonism. a little more when the Distortion was more openly antagonistic during the first season, but the bantering between Helen and Jonathan and Martin has been really good this season. But I get why it had to happen.

Something I didn't mention was the fact that both Peter Falk and Wanda apparently have that strong aversion to answering questions. It's interesting, because the trait makes more sense for Wanda than for Peter, given her connection to Spiral, as opposed to Peter's connection to the Lonely

There's also a parallel between the feeling of being watched in association to the tape recorders and with the Observers of West. In TMA, the feeling of being watched is likely diagetically related to the Eye, but in practice it feels like a reference to the real life podcast listeners. And, of course, in West the Observers are pretty explicitly the readers, though in universe we're interpreted as unknowable extradimensional entities. Plus, the Observers have more control with characters like Peewee, and even with characters we can't control, we still can communicate clearly unlike with the audience and Jonathan.

Episode 47 I believe is where zampaniosim pulled it's lack of West, as the Spiral associated location there had no left turns. The hallway also has a swirling green pattern which is similar to the green designing of the rooms like the attic is zampaniosim north.

Episode 144 features feelings of impending doom in relation to the extinction, so there could be interesting parallels to make with the homestuck doom aspect.

My notes trailed off after a while as I got more invested with the story. I only really stopped to jot down an episode number if there was a fear avatar story being told or the fear system itself was being explained, as both help in my understanding this concept. I'm a little to tired to continue, so I'm just going to post this thing now as a little update to my progress

[sanctuaryacres]

Books I Read in October and November 2023

Claire and PeeWee enjoying the snow. Hello Friends, I hope this new year is treating you well! Here is another double installment from my reading list in the hopes of getting up to date at some point. My Book List from October: 1. Wait for It-Jenn McKinlay Annabelle Martin moves to take a job across the country with her best friend’s firm in Phoenix. She is escaping to a new life away from…

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@snaptwice asked : 027, an empty sports stadium.

the meeks-martins weren't notoriously known for being gold-medal athletes. at least, that had fallen with his mother and, apparently, his uncle, but sports? sports was chad's thing. more specifically, football. where mindy excelled in academics, there were football trophies dating back to the peewee ages that chad had earned. he wanted to go to school on a scholarship, play college ball, and buy himself some time to figure out what he wanted for himself and his future . . . but it took one night and a brush with death for that to be all stripped away.

chad knew it was a miracle he survived the ghostface attacks. if he didn't figure that out deep down, he was reminded of it at every corner. he was reminded of it every time he undressed and saw the scars that discolored his skin. so, he should be grateful, right? but with woodsboro making the state tournament his final year of playing and not being cleared to head back on the field? it was bittersweet. the time he had bought with playing ball in college was over . . . and what was left?

he had lingered around after the championship game, so much so that the lights were due to be shut off at any second, but he couldn't find it in him to leave. the moment he left the field, it was over. so, he sat on the bench, dressed in a woodsboro hoodie and its matching sweatpants. he stared blankly at out at the disturbed grass from the game, even when he heard the soft patter of feet behind him. he knew it'd be one of three people - mindy, his mom, or tara . and frankly, he didn't know who he could stomach the most right now.

"i'm coming, i know," he breathed out, eyes flickering across the field. "i just need a minute to clear my head."

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More Faces

[rattyarts]

may i please see the list?

Sure! There's one or two spoilers here, but honestly if you have the dedication to read through a list of 370 random-ass character names and manage to both retain it AND cross reference it with shit I've mentioned in the past, you deserve a bit of a sneak peek.

Aster

Skut

Pixie

Orange (Roy)

Yellow (James)

Blue (Martin)

Aster's mom

Henry aka. Aster's dad

Aster's brother

Aster's sister

Gorgonzola "Zola"

Hops Barley

Tallemaja

Tallemaja's mom 1

Tallemaja's mom 2

Pixie's mom 1

Pixie's mom 2

Pixie's mom 3

Dizzy "Izzy"

Urus

Auro

Urus's mom 1

Urus's mom 2

Shrimp

Buttercup (she counts as a character, shut up)

Kris P. Wyngz

Chitin E. Wyngz "Kai"

Bert D. Wyngz

Hoo Sunfire

Wut Sunfire

Pan Sunfire

Cody

Phyllis

Sugarbeans S. Sugarbeans

Shuck S. P. J. G .T. Y. W. F. Dog (Stinky Girl)

Lars

Brutus

Beetle

Wattson

Matt

Leopold Mesquite

Leo's dad

Leo's mom

Terry Saturn

Oakley Saturn

Triton Saturn "Tri"

Katelynn Blanche

Linnéa Blanche

Anton Glitterhooves

Glitterhooves's imp assistant

Doc (True name redacted)

Margaret

George

M&G's parents (fuck it, they don't have a design so they share a spot)

Chup

Mus

Frika

Frika's mom

Frika's dad

Lord Cluck

Popcorn

Bunny B. Buns

Stitches "Stitchy"

Jöran

Puck

Tyrellid

Me (nice)

Peeps

Dusie

Stheno

Eury

Orthrus

Sir Berus

Hugh Man

Rosemary

Bailey Rhynd

Lana Rhynd

Stuart

Sena

Miss Whiskers "Whisky"

Tilly W. 🐢

Enellie

"Little man"

Obert Bellius Tucker

Ted

Leo's damselfly ex

Leo's mantis ex

Peter "Petey"

Leo's butterfly ex

B. Z. Bub

Cute nameless mosquito dude

Liquor store St. Bernard

Orphanage stork

Unlucky vampire kid

Duck

Spider cat

Hoppit fighter

Gorgon fighter "Diamond"

Kitsune/Nyaga fighter

Cryptid fighter

Scorpion fighter

Bufo Bloop

Bb

Downbeet

Dog trainer therewoof

Maltea Barley

Ollie - Dove

Seven animimics. Maybe more. Imagine - Dove

Shinchu - Dove

Shinchu's mom - Dove

Shinchu's dad - Dove

Shinchu's sister - Dove

Shinchu's brother - Dove

Shinchu's grandma - Dove

Shinchu's grandpa - Dove

Vampire maid - Dove

Therewoof butler - Dove

Basement dragon - Dove

Velvet - Dove

Velvet's gf - Dove

Bebo - Dove

Biggby - Dove

Big's dad - Dove

Horse with no name - Dove

Marley - Dove

Marley's dad - Dove

Marley's robot mom - Dove

Beatrice - Dove

Merlin - Dove

Beatrice's mom whose name I can't remember - Dove

Shelly - Dove

George (Shelly's bro not the dragon) - Dove

Kimera - Dove

Kimera's mom - Dove

Kimera's dad - Dove

Mr. Boingo - Dove

Imp Bastard - Dove

Shoe - Dove

Sock - Dove

Unnamed vampire - Dove

Damian - Dove

Riley - Dove

Bubble - Dove

Unnamed elf/gorgon - Dove

Oberon - Dove

Titania - Dove

Professor Lindworm - Dove

Piko - Riot

Stewart - Riot

Ripcord - Riot

Beefman - Riot

Maiden Mathilda - Riot

Delphinium Luuna "Finny" - Riot

Finny & Mathilda's kid - Riot

Marie Antt Wanette - Riot

Charles - Riot

Jennifer - Riot

Blanc - Riot

Pracilla - Riot

Aizo - Riot

Brahms - Riot

Tanner - Riot

Gordon - Riot

Winnifred - Riot

Flootsnoot - Riot

Gord - Riot

Phox - Riot

Sophie - Riot

Remminton - Riot

Violet - Riot

Bottom - Riot

Harriet - Riot

Pupa - Riot

Three mimics in a trenchcoat - Riot

Riot - Riot

Mr. Bones - Riot

Cloudy - Riot

Gell Edward Beans - Riot

Liar-Liar - Vampasaurus

Doppler - caught-gaming

Phiamia - caught-gaming

Byron - caught-gaming

Ophelia - karmaluck

Pinky - karmaluck

Priscilla - catherinecreates

Scale - main-blog-pretty-dead

Angel - primrose-art

Olive - primrose-art

Olive's mousefly roommate - primrose-art

Queena Wygena Hyena - primrose-art

Tulip - primrose-art

Bojangles - primrose-art

Trifoli - primrose-art

Lip - hexadoodles

Hex - hexadoodles

Peewee Cockatrice - lilsunshinesam

Lieu - ossy-p

Kissyface - ossy-p

Jess - mx-feratina

Teedee - mx-feratina

Goryn - mx-feratina

Sona - mx-feratina

Alexander - mx-feratina

Baba Yaga - mx-feratina

Lesh - mx-feratina

Vody - mx-feratina

Vani Firestarter - mx-feratina

Umis - mx-feratina

Peggy - katisconfused

Scorpia - katisconfused

Minnie - katisconfused

Jeff - waxwormrepublic

Horatio - ari-nemera

Gus - kingpink

Margie - kingpink

Buttons - coldblood-flowerbulb

Willy - coldblood-flowerbulb

Angelica - kiddfox

Linguni - kiddfox

Hoagie - kiddfox

Martin T. Pinwheel - kiddfox

Professor Beepis - kiddfox

Skronk - kiddfox

Lindworm elf - kiddfox

DR4K3N "Ken" - kiddfox

Debbie - Emily

Eva - Emily

Asterion - Emily

Pierce - Emily

Vireo - Emily

Thayer - Emily

Peggy - Emily

Xia - Emily

Minerva - Emily

That fucking horrifying sexy minotaur - Emily (that's right it's canon now. You have to live with this)

Sexybeans/Cutiebeans - Emily (you're a sinner)

??? - Spooky

Hux - Spooky

Speckle - MY WIFE

My wife - My wife

Mazie - my wife who's cute

Phebe - wifff

Korneli - WIIIFE

Axael - ... me, but technically wife's at this point

Dora - HEY BABE LOVE YOU

Luce - my babe

Harm - my beebee

Hell - my bee

Olivia - it's a mystery but probably my bee

Otterpop - still my bee

Mothball - my favorite person (my wife)

Polliwog - wiiiiiife

Morty - tickfleato

??? - tickfleato

Basilisk - tickfleato

Serpent-tamer - tickfleato

Worm-slayer - tickfleato

Tuni - silverstarsheep

Suika - silverstarsheep

Tiramisu - silverstarsheep

Unnamed gorgon - silverstarsheep

Carice - silverstarsheep

Oliver - silverstarsheep

Fishhead - silverstarsheep

Markov - terrycrewslistenstofnafpodcasts

Finch - terrycrewslistenstofnafpodcasts

Ember - fire-rose

Bill (Denzel Billard) - fire-rose

Doug - caydebug

Rook - caydebug

Quilt - mineral-vulture

Burn - dear-maggotboy

Charlie - dear-maggotboy

Schund - dear-maggotboy

Moth - ccosmicmoth

Frogchamp - thelibraryofdiscosstuff

Candyfloss - avespecora

Wendelle - avespecora

Ethel - avespecora

Ely - heart-buzz

Nugget - heart-buzz

Sadie Mazarine - Luca

Virginia Ragno - Luca

Coffee Grounds - Luca

Skunch Midgley - Luca

Carl Sludgerson - Luca

Dr. Constance Flora - Luca

Eleanor King - Luca

Tibb Ragno - Luca

Chad Ragno - Luca

One Ragno - Luca

Honey Ragno - Luca

Rumples Bingus - Luca

Lola Lapin "Beanie" - Luca

Pinky (Cassandra) - Luca

Panini Houdini- Luca

Sheila Hades-Solanum & sisters - Luca

Stanley Bloodwart - Luca

Jamie Mazarine - Luca

Cassandra Bingus - Luca

Lolly (Lily)- Luca

Pop (Princess) - Luca

Spronkle "Ramos" Drinklybonk - Luca

Hank Drinklybonk - Luca

Atlas Saturn "Attie" - Luca

Cossi Day Saturn - Luca

Pippa Twombly - Luca

Carolina North - Luca

North North - Luca

Cheesed Burger - Luca

February Makkelmoore - Luca

Sluy - Luca

Wimpy Jingles- Luca

Bradison Bradwell Bratthew - Luca

Onley Oxley - Luca

Y Houdini - Luca

Samson Hades - Luca

Terry Hades - Luca

Marsipan Twombly - Luca

Clarice - Luca

Avril Gunn - Luca

Cyrille Gunn - Luca

Hue Gunn - Luca

Jimmy Bellucci - Luca

James B. Horney - ottersaurus

Jessica - ottersaurus

Reggie - ottersaurus

Rubarb - ottersaurus

China - ottersaurus

Mixie Mup - kaiujis-hole

Matt Shtick - kaiujis-hole

Breen - therandomringmaster

Cooper - therandomringmaster

Psue - therandomringmaster

Cap Brinesby - therandomringmaster

Harriot Hornet - therandomringmaster

Belfree Buzzby - therandomringmaster

Buck Lopanny - therandomringmaster

Merryl DaBloon - therandomringmaster

Mays Lopanny - therandomringmaster

Gnargle Floove - therandomringmaster

Chrys Ignatious - therandomringmaster

Donna Ignatious - therandomringmaster

Fumble McChumbles - therandomringmaster

Garbanzo - bonelessnerd

Huge Fowl - bonelessnerd

Gams - bonelessnerd

Unnamed basilisk - bonelessnerd

Unnamed therewoof - bonelessnerd

Unnamed vampire - bonelessnerd

Balor - bonelessnerd

Snips N. Snales - bonelessnerd

Waylon Snales -bonelessnerd

Bleep - bonelessnerd

Marcel DuChomp - bonelessnerd

Max - bonelessnerd

Ms. Finx - bonelessnerd

Grimpus - twerkyvulture

Mixie “Mixologica” Mixtus - twerkyvulture

Old Man Baneezer - twerkyvulture

Dominic Dominari - twerkyvulture

J. Falcourt - twerkyvulture

Isidore "Izzy" Lindson - vividvermeer

Snot - MeloncholyMonster

Bottle - MeloncholyMonster

Currently unnamed taxidermist character - radvom

Rubber/latex elf - radvom

Chicken/Flower - chickencat-arts

Depica - die-06

Muse - die-06

Fae - die-06

Duri - die-06

Aquen - die-06

A SHIT TON of chess mimics - die-06

Thistle - luxidoptera

Nobel - luxidoptera

[morbidology]

It was a cold winter afternoon on the 11th of January, 1973 when 13-year-old Paul Martin Andrews from Portsmouth, Virginia, was walking to a convenience store to pick up some milk. As he strolled along the footpath around three blocks from home, a van pulled up alongside him. The driver rolled down the window and introduced himself as PeeWee. He explained to the boy that he would pay him good money if he would help move some furniture at his brother's house. Paul agreed and hopped in.

As they stopped on a dirt road near Dismal Swamp, “PeeWee” was upset to discover there was a locked chain across the road. He explained to Paul they would have to walk the short distance through the woodland to collect the key in his brother’s deer box to unlock the chain. As the approached the deer box, PeeWee told Paul that it was built underground so that his brother could hide there while hunting deer. The underground box was made of plywood and was about four feet high, four feet wide and eight feet long. PeeWee lowered himself into the right box and asked Paul to follow him. He said he him to help lift out some supplies.

“I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve just been kidnapped,” PeeWee exclaimed as he threatened the terrified boy with a 12 inch knife. He told Paul to strip and lie on his stomach before slathering him with Vaseline and sexually assaulting him. This was Paul’s routine for the next eight days. Paul tried to engage in conversation with PeeWee, hoping that this would alleviate the sexual assaults but to no avail. In addition to the sexual assaults, PeeWee would often beat Paul for saying anything he didn’t approve of or making complaints.

On the eighth day, rabbit hunters stumbled across the box and heard Paul’s screams. Finally, he was rescued. PeeWee was picked out of a lineup. His real name was Richard Alvin Ausley and he was a repeat offender. When he kidnapped Paul, he was suppose to be back in court for sexually abusing another child. In 2004, Ausley was murdered in his jail cell by his cell mate. “I’m shocked. That’s not what I wanted for him. I don’t hate Richard Ausley,” said Paul when he learnt of his murder.

[wbicepuppy]

my 100 birds journey

All species of birds I’ve seen or heard this year:

Gaaviforms:

common loon

Anatidae:

Snow goose

Canada goose

Mallard duck

American black duck

Blue-winged teal

Wood duck

Hooded merganser

Common merganser

Phasianidae:

Ruffed grouse

Spruce grouse

Phalacrocoracidae:

Double-crested cormorant

Ardeidae:

Great blue heron

Cathartidae:

Turkey vulture

Accipitridae:

Bald eagle

Cooper’s hawk

Red-tailed hawk

Northern harrier (probable)

Falconidae:

Merlin

Peregrine falcon

Charadriidae:

Kildeer (heard only)

Scolopacidae:

Spotted sandpiper

Solitary sandpiper

Laridae:

Ring-billed gull

Herring gull

Columbidae:

Rock dove (pigeon)

Mourning dove

Trochilidae:

Ruby-throated hummingbird

Alcedinidae:

Belted kingfisher

Picidae:

Yellow-bellied sapsucker

Downy woodpecker

Hairy woodpecker

Northern flicker (golden form)

Pileated woodpecker

Passeriforms:

Tyrannidae:

Eastern wood-peewee

Alder flycatcher

Least flycatcher

Eastern phoebe

Great crested flycatcher (heard only)

Vireonidae:

Red-eyed vireo

Solitary vireo

Warbling vireo

Corvidae:

Blue jay

American crow

Common raven

Hirundinidae:

Purple martin

Tree swallow

Cliff swallow

Paridae:

Black-capped chickadee (hand-fed!!)

Sittidae:

Red-breasted nuthatch

White-breasted nuthatch

Certhiidae:

Brown tree-creeper

Troglodytidae:

House wren

Winter wren

Regulidae:

Ruby-crowned kinglet

Turdidae:

Veery

Swainson’s thrush

Hermit thrush

Wood thrush

American robin

Mimidae:

Gray catbird

Northern mockingbird

Sturnidae:

European starling

Motacillidae:

American pipit (possible, heard only)

Bombycillidae:

Cedar waxwing

Parulidae:

Tenessee warbler

Nashville warbler

Northern parula

Yellow warbler

Chestnut-sided warbler

Magnolia warbler

Cape May warbler

Black-throated blue warbler

Yellow-rumped warbler

Black-throated green warbler

Blackburnian warbler

Pine warbler

Black and white warbler

American redstart

Ovenbird

Northern waterthrush

Common yellowthroat

Canada warbler

Emberizidae:

Chipping sparrow

White-throated sparrow

White-crowned sparrow

Dark-eyed junco (slate-colored)

Song sparrow

Lincoln’s sparrow (probable)

Swamp sparrow

Savannah sparrow

Cardinalidae:

Northern cardinal

Rose-breasted grosbeak

Icteridae:

Bobolink

Red-winged blackbird

Common grackle

Fringilidae:

Purple finch

House finch

American goldfinch

Passeridae:

House sparrow

[iffondrels-library]

Hmm a handful of dnd characters. From top to bottom:

Smudge, neutral good tabaxi Druid/Paladin

Martin, neutral evil wood elf Druid/Rogue

Peewee, lawful good kobold Swashbuckler