#pedroche

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Las polémicas palabras de Risto Mejide durante las campanadas:

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I love how this is only day that she's relevant

And also the only day that this 2 see each other, because I cannot see them talking everyday at work

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happy new year!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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pRoberto: and of course, also to Jorge’s time, mark of 1 minute and 15 seconds

Flo: come on, Laurita you can do it (beat Jorge)

Jorge: boaw

Roberto: the second placed, that is going to prove another night (3.03.2023) she is not up there in the classification by luck or by coincidence. Let’s go fo it. Start the challenge. Time!

Beto: go. Well. Be careful with the swinging. Control the swinging. There it is. Like that 

Roberto: very good Laura

Beto:Okay. Let’s go

Flo: come one Laurita

Rosa: Come on. Let’s go Laura

Flo: let’s go

Beto: come one you are doing great

Flo: come one

Rosa: let’s go Laura

Laura: Ah

Roberto: 34 seconds Laura

Flo: come one Laurita

Roberto: you are doing great. 34 (seconds). Let’s go

Some noise, pretty sure Flo is saying something and Rosa is saying go down (in the slope). But it’s pretty messy (as always)

Rosa: going down, going down

Beto: go down. Good, good

Laura: my legs are shaking

Rosa: we see it

I think is Flo (but could be the coach): keep calm, keep calm, go

Rosa: I imagine, it’s normal

Coach: breath

Roberto: 50 seconds Laura

Coach: go down (and he say a think I can catch. I hear rojo, meaning red but could be another thing. He could say baja el hombro, meaning bend down your shoulder)

Flo: let’s go

Rosa: come on Laura. The heats ends after (she means the hotness they feel in they muscles in each challenge they do)

Coach: in there

Rosa: there

I think someone said they (3rd person gender neutral because they didn’t use subject in Spanish (and it’s grammatically correct) never won one

Coach: okay

People screams. Rosa says Lauri

Beto: in there, control it

Roberto: that’s it

Rosa: there (Rosa speaks louder than the coach)

Beto: step on well

Roberto: very good, last part (coach says something that I can hear and then keep going)

Beto: last hill. Squeeze hard

Rosa: the bell

Roberto: Come on, Laura. 3 rings to ring the bell

Ana: come on Laura!

Roberto: she is close. Come on!

Beto: get muscle tone (I think he means to do the last effort, but I’m not really sure as I can’t really hear the coach)

Roberto: go for all. Be careful

Rosa: what is her time?

Roberto: that’s time!

Flo tells something to Rosa, either a guess time or that Laura has lost because Rosa says oh

Laura: than you

Roberto: I love that you are very competitive. You arrived there, and the first thing you did was look at Jorge like saying ‘What happened?’ Time for Laura Escanes: 1 minute and 29 seconds. And now we will asses with the jury and we know dhhe improved a lot her time, Beto

Beto: a lot

Ana (maybe?): her best time

Roberto: a lot her time. Come both of you with me. Congratulations Beto for your work

Laura: thank you

Beto: see you

Rosa: good job both

Roberto: gosh. I want to remind that Jesús,

Juan: yes

Roberto: Jesulín de Ubrique did this same challenge and he suffered a lot. And they did it in 1:10 (Waru’s comment I swear I didn’t do a mistake, they say this) and 1:29 minutes. Very quick both of them

Juan:  a lot of people think that when

Rosa: Laura show your bruises. Mother of God

Juan: you are bugging each other, it’s a lie, it’s for the camera. But they are really bugging/confronted, no?

Roberto: really

Juan: I find fantastic what Laura did

Jorge: totally

Juan: I don’t know if you lacked a bit of concentration specially at the begging when you.. it- you got stuck , but fantastic. And then, what Jorge did another obviousness, no? You have a grat talent to compete, and when the day of the challenge arrives, it shows. Congratulations

Jorge: by luck yes! (he means that he really knows when to really how his cards)

Roberto: Pilar

Pilar: we have always seen a great comradeship, that they help each other even on the face off, and here we had this small rivalry

Juan: hell

Laura: but in a good way that I think it helped to give a lot of emotion to the challenge and to show your best marks and talent. So, congratulations to both of you, specially to you Jorge  for winning it

Roberto: how did you see it?

Pedroche (guest judge, she is a model, host and collaborator in show on the same company. She is also the in Antena3′s special program for the twelve peals of the bell): I’m out of words. I find it incredible. They both gave plenty of emotion. I can say it, at the end of the day, I was with Laura until the end because I wanted at leas a draw. It seemed like... when there’s a healthy rivalry, it’s also okay a draw because you did it incredible. So congratulations

Roberto: incredible, incredible

Laura: thanks

Roberto: Jorge, Laura, congratulations to both of you. You can go and take a seat with your comrades

Ana: good

Rosa: bravo guys

Boris: bravo

Ana: that’s good

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Todos LOS VESTIDOS 👗 de Cristina PEDROCHE en las CAMPANADAS 🔔 ❤️ 🍾

Repasamos todos los vestidos 👗 hasta la fecha de Cristina Pedroche en las Campanadas. Aquí en Teleame podrás disfrutar del mejor repaso por los diferentes VESTIDOS 👗 que Cristina Pedroche ha lucido en las diferentes campanadas tanto en Antena 3 como en estreno en LaSexta desde el año 2015 al año 2023. 🔔 ❤️ 🍾 Cristina Pedroche es ya una tradición y es que lleva retransmitiendo las Campanadas ininterrumpidamente desde el año 2015, año en el que debutó en la cadena pequeña de Atresmedia LaSexta para al año siguiente dar el salto a Antena 3. ¿Para ti cuál es tu vestido favorito? ¿Qué nos deparará en la entrada al 2024?

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Alguien más con ganas de ver el vestido de la Pedroche?!???!

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Measuring some 45 centimeters long and weighing between 24 and 32 kilos, they are triangular in shape, resembling a Toblerone bar. There are only three of them, and one is broken in half, but the study of these three lead ingots, never studied before and from the Los Escoriales de Doña Rama (Belmez, Córdoba) deposit, yield enough information to state that ancient Cordoba, the capital of the Roman Empire's region of Baetica, and whose territory occupied what is today the north of the province, encompassing the Guadiato Valley, Los Pedroches, and some districts of Jaen, Ciudad Real and Badajoz, was the western ancient world's main center for the smelting of lead, a metal used to produce a multitude of everyday tools, such as spoons, tiles, pipes, etc. .... The ingots, dating from the first century A.D., were unearthed in the twentieth century during work on the Maghreb-Europe gas pipeline, and were kept in the Belmez Museum and in private homes. Two of them bear an identifying mark, making it possible to reveal part of their history and to confirm the great importance of mining importance in the central Sierra Morena area during the Roman period. This mark is actually two letters, "S S," referring to the Societas Sisaponensis, a mining company originally from La Bienvenida (Almodóvar del Campo, Ciudad Real), a land famous for the production of cinnabar, but that must have been headquartered in Cordoba.

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14th part of the bookscans of Al Andalus. Historical Figures, here's the previous part

Abu Ali al-Sarrach: the andalusian missionary

In the border regions between Christian and Muslim Spain, inhabited especially by berbers, we find that at the end of the 9th century, a series of enlightened and mystical ones arise, who spread their doctrines trying to gain followers among the gullible and ignorant masses. This characters are not like the ascetic Ibn Masarra, of whom we will speak very soon, but rather, are often subjects more interested in the material than in the spiritual. There will be few adventurers who carry religious thought as flag, try to create an opposition party to the official regime, which will persecute and will not allow them to alter the order that governs Muslim Spain. But if somewhere these subversives of the Maliki Islamic beliefs, it is in the central mountainous areas where they live relegated a large number of Berbers.

One of these characters was Abu Ali al-Sarrach, who a few years before the death of the emir Abd Allah, he dedicated himself to preaching holy war. This Andalusian "missionary" toured the fields dressed as an ancient prophet:

esparto sandals, a rough woolen dress and a donkey as the only ride. All who hear his speech take him for a religious reformer, but it seems that his functions extended somewhat further, since at that time he was dedicated, also, to try to seal an alliance between the powerful Aragonese family of the Banu Qasi and the Bobastro rebel, Ibn Hafsun. However, despite their sleepless nights, it seems that this alliance did not come to fruition.

Three years later, al-Sarrach met and convinced a man from Córdoba, direct descendant from the emir Hisham I, so that he would put himself at the head of the political-religious movement that the Andalusian missionary had been developing alone. This aristocrat from Cordoba, his nickname was Ibn al-Qitt, and he was reputed to be an expert astrologer. We know that astrology and astrologers were revered among the Muslims, which added a point in favor of al-Sarrach's new friend. This movement was really a movement against the reigning Umayyad and his message resonated deeply among the Berbers of the Pedroches district and those of the Almadén mountain range. Everywhere they were welcomed with authentic fervor, they won followers of their cause, and encouraged by these initial successes, they went further heading to the lands occupied by the Nazfa, other Berbers who lived in the High Guadiana, above the city of Mérida.

And there they decide to do the rest: Ibn al-Qitt is presented by al-Sarrach as the Madhi, the messenger of God, who arrives so that Islam regains all its strength and purity. Throughout history many “madhí” will appear, but as in the Hebrew religion, it seems that neither of them have yet received a visit from their respective "messiahs."

The fact is that the new Madhi preaches and exalts holy war among his most faithful devotees, the Berbers of the border areas, and this speech is very well received because, among other messages, it launches that of the conquest of Zamora, now in the hands of Christians. Alfonso III, in the year 893, had fortified it and provided it with a strong garrison. From this city frequent raids were made on Muslim lands and these raids caused great damage to the Berbers. Thus, between religious messages and practical applications, these two characters left making a name and earning the admiration and respect of his loyal followers.

Day by day, al-Sarrach and Ibn al-Qitt see their ranks swell, with columns of volunteers for faith, who respond to the call of holy war, creating an army composed of more than 60,000 troops. With these men, who follow him with blind faith, the Madhi crosses the Tagus River and heads towards the Duero, while along the way they are joined by Muslims arriving from Toledo, Guadalajara, Talavera and the Portuguese city of Santaver

Everyone wants to see, touch and contemplate, first-hand, the “miracles” the Madhí performs, who thanks to his skills as a magician, or rather, as a conjurer, dazzles to those simple people, who no longer doubt that they are in the presence of the sent from God. One of these "miracles" consists of taking several dry twigs, squeeze them with your hand as hard as possible, and the twigs release water. It seems that for al-Qitt's troops his miraculous power were accredited. And if this were not enough, he announces that upon his arrival the premises of the protective wall

of Zamora, will fall before his presence, as if it were a new Joshua.

Al-Sarrach had prudently retreated into the background. Maybe he something big was coming to him, perhaps his protégé had become the protagonist of the action, or maybe he didn't like the direction the events were taking events, because, in all of these, al-Qitt had reached a day of the Christian stronghold of Zamora. From there he sent a defiant letter to Alfonso III, in which he and his people were invited to convert to Islam, since otherwise they would all be exterminated. Alfonso III was outraged by the audacity and the pretensions of that subject, who had ended up believing that, truly, he was the messenger of God. Without further ado and without even answering to the offensive letter, Alfonso III immediately went out to combat him on the shore right of the Duero.

It didn't take long for Muslims and Christians to meet and the conflict was unleashed, battle that, initially, favored the Madhi troops. The Christians were forced to flee to the north, and the Muslims laid siege to Zamora. But despite the victory, desertions began in the Muslim camp, first it was the Nazfa and then other contingents abandoned the Madhi. Envy, jealousy, fear of the Umayyad reaction, perhaps they realized that it was a crazy business, or did they finally understand that this Madhí was not the expected Madhi? It is not known. All these abandonments were known by Alfonso III who considered that, with the troops depleted, the Madhi would be easier to defeat.

Again on the battlefield, the Alfonsine and Madhi hosts faced each other. Ibn Qitt, abandoned almost by all his followers, which did not prevent him from bravely throw himself into combat. It was practically a suicide, because after three days of inconclusive skirmishes, on July 10, 901, he fell struggling. His head was hung over one of the doors of Zamora and there it remained. long time, until it was only a shapeless wreckage, warning of the fate that was waiting for those who were going to discuss the royal Christian authority over the stronghold.

Abu Ali al-Sarrach, the initiator of this whole story, the humble prophet who for the roads he preached holy war and opposition to the Umayyads, he had the ability to disappear in time, while “his envoy”, convinced of his function, died for what he had preached.

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blasting this from the car?

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As always, sores: 1-7 and 10. Jury does not need to justify they scores, only if they want. Guest judge (Pedroche in this case) do not cast a vote.

Roberto: ... because of course at the bench there are 4 contestants left (Flo is rambling about not being happy with the scores and wanting a go with Santiago)

Mariló. between us the thing is going like this

Roberto: pretty cosy. You look like the Simpsons

Laura: how cute

Mariló: we are going to start getting mad

Roberto: nearly nearly

Rosa: I’m starting to copy like 20 years ago (Rosa was the winner of the first edition of a singing contest called ‘Operación Triumfo’

Roberto: Jorge Lorenzo, come with me

Laura/Ana not sure or maybe both): oh

Rosa: Oh

Roberto: remember, Jorge Lorenzo, winner of that ring face off against Laura Escanes. How did the jury understand that victory

Rosa: let’s see

Roberto: those are 14 points for you.

Jorge: That is not a bad result, but I have to say that the challenge, even if it seems very physical, I have to admit that I have more (strength and muscles) on the arms than Laura. But look at those skinny legs in comparison with Laura’s (they don’t show it) very strong. And the coordination was also important, so I’m not... (what he is trying to say is that his victory was not as easy as it seemed as he his own struggles with this challenge)

Roberto: did you expected a better score?

Rosa: and she is also a mother

Jorge: a bit more (Waru’s comment: he is also pissed because people seems to forget he also completed the shooting challenge and they are saying only Boris complet it)

Roberto: a bit more, yes

Rosa: .... mother...

Santiago: but Jorge think it’s Juan

Jorge: it’s because of Juan

Rosa: Laura

Juan: yes it’s me (Waru’s comment: I’m the problematic one. I couldn’t resit. He is the one that gave Jorge a bad score at the first challenge too).

Jorge: Juan a 3

Rosa: Laurita

Juan: yes a 3. I think that is the score you deserve for several reason. For coherency, having given Laura the 1 for losing the face off. I don’t think there was a lot of difference (between you too). I insist with the same, there are rivals I think did better. I think that the 3,really and objectively is the score you deserve. I think I did well (with picking the score) and they have been a bit generous

Jorge: either well or shit

Juan: that’s my opinion

Boris: I love this discussion

Roberto: that’s the jury’s opinion and there’s discussion. It’s normal. We need to now now who is going to accompany me.

So here are the 8th gala (03.03.2023) scores.

Again, there’s an injustice button that allows a member of the jury to add or decrease by 5 points a score. They can only used it once each season. Juan used his last gala, and now it was Pilar’s turn.

Pilar gave Laura a 1, but she thought it had been a pretty close duel and that Laura’s progression as a contestant was enough for her to gave those extra 5 points.

At the moment only Santiago has not use his.

This is the scores after adding all the points.

Rosa has secured her spot at the final as she is the one leading it at the moment. Laura is only 3 points away from her and Ana and Jorge L. are 5 points away (none of them got +5 points I need to say). Mariló is only 3 points away from Jorge L. and Ana, and 8 away from Rosa. Basically 4 people are going to fight for 3 reminding spots.

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La benvinguda

1 de gener del 2023

Què faria sense la sopa? Segurament morir. Fa 24 hores estava encara sopant amb el raïm pacientment esperant-nos des d'una taula annexa a la cuina, lluny de les nostres mirades. No hi havia sopa, de fet ni hi pensava en la sopa: hi havia truites, croquetes, quiche, olives, patates, pa amb tomàquet. "Lo típic". Era en un pis del costat de la Monumental, que per nom de Wi-fi tenen 'Las monumentales', és casa de l'Abel.

A les 23:41 aproximadament, es produïa la clàssica disputa de 'amb quin canal seguim les campanades?'. Veníem de l'any passat a casa nostra, amb Catalunya Ràdio. Va ser un puto fracàs, no recordo si és que no van cantar bé les campanades o si es va tallar o tot a la vegada, però vam dir "mai més". Aquest any han guanyat la Pedroche i el Chicote, ella primer amb un vestit de puta pena que de cop se l'ha tret, quedant mig en boles com ja és quasi tradició. Potser d'aquí uns anys -si no es fa ja- s'estudiarà a les facultats de Periodisme dins del tema de 'pràctiques masclistes i sexistes en cobertures especials'. D'aquesta primera nit de l'any, em quedo amb la bona companyia dels amics de sempre, amb una mica massa de Quevedo amb Bizarrap pel meu gust, i els jocs que vam fer. El meu objectiu aquesta nit va ser colar el màxim de cops possibles la cançó de l'opening de 'The White Lotus', que es diu Renaissance i és un temazo. Malauradament només el vaig poder posar un parell de cops, va guanyar la Rosalía. Després vam jugar al Picolo, un joc de proves i alcohol que ens va ensenyar la Raquel, i després un joc de pensar conceptes i endevinar-los, primer definint-los tipo Taboo, després amb mímica i per últim amb només una sola paraula. Ens vam quedar a la primera fase perquè som uns memos. Però clar, és que hi havia conceptes que havia posat algú com 'Ada Colau' o 'Montserrat Roig', i jo em pensava que anàvem molt més forts, per la qual cosa vaig posar conceptes molt més bèsties que van desentonar una mica. Fatal.

24 hores després de la Pedroche, el raïm sense pinyols i el Picolo soc al poble amb el Marc esperant que s'acabin de cuinar els tiburones. Hem fet sopeta amb Avecrem (m'encanta) i no puc estar més contenta perquè n'he posat més de la que toca per a dues persones, de manera que amb sort demà també soparem el mateix. Per mi la sopa és dels millors plats que poden existir, faci fred o calor. Ara fa calor per ser 1 de gener, massa de fet. Hem vingut a esquiar demà i demà passat en teoria, però no hi ha neu es veu. Ni a Molina ni a Masella. Només cal veure Instagram per comprovar que és veritat i que la cosa pinta fatal i que no podem ser més pringats, tio. Fa molt de temps que hem decidit que pujaríem. A principis de mes, pel pont, va nevar molt i semblava que havia de ser la polla de temporada. Però llavors vam dir-nos "bah, ara pel pont segur que tothom puja i serà impossible esquiar de la gentada. Ja pujarem més endavant, total, segur que torna a nevar". Doncs passa'm la maionesa per acompanyar les patatetes que ens estem menjant. La nostra previsió ha estat un puto fracàs.

He dormit poc per lo tard que ens vam acabar ficant al llit, vora les 6 del matí. L'últim whatsapp meu és de les 5:39 i li dic a la Cris que ja estic a casa i que tot ok. Abans de dormir per això, pota preventiva perquè no em trobava massa bé i vaig pensar "calla, abans de ficar-me al llit i que em vingui tooot el mareig i tal, ho trec". I m'ha anat de conya. Avui a les 11 i poc ja no tenia més son i m'he aixecat a esmorzar. Després hem fet dinar familiar i un cop enllestit, migdiada i motxilla cap al poble. Demà no crec que esquiem, però no li vull dir al Marc per no desanimar-lo.