#peaked a little

[wayward-banana]

So I drew this in 2022. I forgor 💀

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[mischieviem]

Wdym this wasn't the ending. I watched the movie. This is totally real and canon 🙄

[wolgerrswraith]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[dapper-lil-arts]

Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.

[thunderpot]

It's been really hot these last couple days so, with you: recently appointed peak lord Shang Qinghua, trying not to melt while enjoying the view of his new leisure house (bonus for visible baizhan peak in tbe bg too)

[fadeintoyou1993]

happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[illmasc]

wishing I could lay beside someone, wrap my leg around them and lazily hump them like an object rn. We can both be on our phones, I don’t care. It’s casual—it’s just that humping my bed alone isn’t enough anymore. I need get myself so frustrated on them that they start to pay attention. I want to be slightly wet through my pants, and I want them to rub where it’s wettest. Warmest. I want them to tell me they’ll take care of it, playing with my pussy while they continue to scroll with their other hand. Maybe I’ll even reach around and play with them, too. I don’t need to cum, I just need to feel good for a while. I want to nuzzle into them and fall asleep with both of our hands in each others’ pants.

[protagaster]

[Seconds after Odysseus' and Penelope's loving embrace, having finally been reunited after almost 20 years]

Odysseus, panicking: Penelope! You’re bleeding!

Penelope, completely calm: Don’t worry love, it’s not my blood.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike is suspicious of Lefty…

[cantarelaria]

beast peak's shixiong 🐲✨

[xamnade]

what if. what if i just die

[thatbuddie]

Buck & Eddie in 7.06 "There Goes The Groom"

[fairsweetlonging]

shen yuan being animal obsessed to the point he starts trying to take everything remotely friendly home with him so one day returns with the xianxia equivalent of a scraggly possom that hisses at everyone it sees and that is definitely poisonous while still insisting its a little baby that needs a home

airplane never really expanded on the common creature worldbuilding in pidw like pigeons and cats and rabbits and raccoons, so shen yuan started filling in the blanks himself and oh boy did he fill it wrong. he pets a fox-like creature the size of a cow with horns and hooves like it's a horse not knowing that would be like trying to pet a grizzly bear. he coos over the owl-cats that live under overhangs and in dusty attics and really really wants one until liu qingge has to drag him away because they're some of the most awful aggressive pests you can have that swoop down on people and claw their faces open when they're mildly displeased.

one time he walked onto his peak with a six-legged spotted weasel in his sleeve bc it's so cute he just couldn't leave it!! not knowing said weasel is known as one of the most vicious predators because they tear through the calf muscles to cripple prey ten times their size and then eat them alive

however, because shen yuan has the disney princess subclass with a +7 proficiency in animal handling, it never goes wrong. he pets the fox-stag without an issue and it even allows him to climb onto its back. the owl-cats love him and happily play with his robes and fetch things for him. the six legged weasel lazes around the bamboo house all day and loves to be pet. the scaggly possom hisses at and hates everyone except shen yuan.

every other animal had to leave, except the possom. that is a fight they did not win. yue qingyuan only has so much strength and those teary eyes are lethal

[hootyhoowoo]

His opinion is rly important to SQQ 😤😤