#pd2 dallas

[dracoleopardo]

Hate these gay bastards

Closeups under the cut

YEAHHH

[frootloopsl]

[littleman3453]

i completely forgot i drew this

[chrisbudura]

POV you're about to be robbed

[hoxooster]

They might be my ma's students, but I grade their papers!

Best part of my day.

[computerhat]

MAKE WAY FOR THE... UH OH.

not the best at sfm but this turned out pretty well!

[babybinko]

Hoxton and Wolf the type of dudes to do this every year and piss everyone off. They are so in love its disgusting.

[schmegaman-x]

hi doggy

miscellaneous thoughts but whats up with the huge age gap and difference in appearance between houston and dallas... makes me wonder if theyre just half brothers or something

[okayonetta]

Some Dallas studies : )

[blackdragonmedicdean]

everyone hear me out Payday 2 only Houston is a literal toddler that Dallas carries around in a chest harness.

[thelocalbozo]

Small headcanons - Payday gang

Silly little headcanons for some of the payday gang

Dallas

He will stay overnight at the safehouse sometimes if someone else does [Wolf, Houston, ect]

Learned ASL when he was younger, uses it to communicate with Jacket sometimes

Very much physically affectionate [hugging, hand on shoulder, arm interlock, ect]

Brings everyone coffee a few days a week, has everyone's orders memorized

He is the father of the gang

Chains

He is the designated nurse

Also the father

Helps Wolf with panic attacks

Generally the one who breaks up Sokol and Jackets fights

Wolf

Helps Houston in the garage sometimes

AUTISM

Wears tank tops a lot because it's hot in the basement

Has a tendency to go non-verbal

Ends up staying late because he loses track of time when he's fixing things

bottom

FREAK SQUAD [Him, Sydney, Jimmy, Jacket]

Hoxton

Also stays late because of Wolf

Let's certain people play with his hair

Buys lots of expensive gifts for everyone a lot

Helps Aldstone clean up a lot

Drinks a surprising amount of caffeine

Wears make up to cover his scars when he wants to go out, plus lets his hair down

Houston

Secretly likes the nickname 'Loverboy'

Likes helping Wolf in the Workshop

Has probably fought Rust over tools

Helps Sydney create designs for masks when he's not working on the van

Also physically affectionate

Takes masks for fun

Tried to learn ASL, failed miserably

Clover

The only place she didn't put a camera is Jacket's hangout

Watches certain cameras more than others, cause of the freak squad shenanigans

Jacket

Knows ASL

Has hidden his masks so Houston couldn't take them

Also agrees it's hot in the basement, reminds him of miami

Has hidden multiple of Sokol's pucks, because Sokol has hidden his tapes

FREAK SQUAD

Sokol

Hides Jackets tapes

Hangs out in Dallas' office a lot.

Fluffy hair when it's not slicked back

Cracks knuckles as a nervous tick

Does not like doing stealth heists [this might be canon actually]

Sydney

Listens to hyperpop

Referee's Sokol & Jackets fights sometimes [Chains does not appreciate this]

Wears contacts

FREAK SQUAD

Jimmy

Tries to convince Bain and Dallas to let the freak squad go on heists together

Genuinely knows how to cook food

Has a nintendo switch, plays animal crossing

Not only is he addicted to coke but also caffeine

How this man hasn't overdosed yet I don't know

FREAK SQUADDddd

[jacket-enjoyer-69]

Dallas walks into the safehouse with a box in his hands, and up to Joy. "Hey, I thought it'd be helpful for us so I bought an Alex-" Before he gets the name fully out she leaps out of her chair and grabs it, throws it against the floor and grabs a nearby crowbar and begins beating it aggressively yelling, "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!" When she finally stops it's just pieces and she's breathing heavy and her hair is a mess and she looks up at Dallas and goes, "Do not EVER bring anything like that into this safehouse again. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" To which Dallas responds, "Yeah, alright. Jeeze." Before walking into the next room where Hoxton is leaning against the wall. "So how did it go?" "You were right, that was the fastest way to get rid of that hard drive."

[frootloopsl]

Hoxton and Houston making out sloppy style, that is all /lh

they want eachother

[littleman3453]

please... Doodle Dallas and Houston brother moment-

:3

[smallconsciousness]

Got sent this on instagram. That's not Dallas and Chains that's Lubbock and Shackles.

[pretzelforte]

HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...

hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH

GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG

OK NOW..........

DALLAS

he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)

hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate

watches 5 minute crafts

toasts his poptarts in the toaster

definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse

HOUSTON YAY

also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii

everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall

weirdest insults ever

thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)

everything that can be clean will be clean

call me maybe karaoke