#wolf payday 2

[itspaydayfellas]

[atomicfoolorkillthemidols]

gurrrllll he definitely aint gonna steal ur purse

[metalgrateeater]

Paydauyy 2 doodies

[paydayunofficial]

Dying because this is an actual thing in the payday safe house

(Does anyone remember what heist Bain said “wolf stay off the dance floor” in?)

[sebroart]

IM SO PROUD OF THIS OMG

[hoxwolf]

Toivo brushing off on its watercolors 🐺

[okayonetta]

I love these damn clowns so much

[heister-shmeister]

a list of my payday headcanons

houston has kleptomania and not in the sense that the others do he has the disorder

houston autism

jacket would never kill a civilian willingly

if jacket is ever responsible for the death of civilians he will not be physically able to go on a heist for at least a week

jacket is hispanic

sokol grew up being taught some yucky ideals and has to learn how to not be an asshole

houston lost an eye in prison

sokol adhd

hoxton ptsd

clover pcos

joy transfem

i bounce between jacket having physical trauma making him mute or past trauma making him practically unable to talk for one reason or another

jacket collects vintage game consoles

joy has crashed tetris but cant share it online due to being a wanted felon

joy is cringe on purpose

jacket needs to be reminded to eat drink sleep and piss and he has developed numerous health issues due to depression

houston trans depending on the moment

sydney intersex

clover big fat lesbian

core 4 heisters hoxton, wolf, dallas, chains are a polycule but dont know what polycule means theyre just all dating each other and never bring it up

jacket is obscenely good at claw machines

houston miraculously knows the code to most employee only doors in any grocery store

jacket owns way too much junk that he doesnt do anything with

jacket eats disgustingly sour foods like nothing

one warhead would kill sokol (one nuclear warhead would kill anybody but i mean the candy)

if you made kraft mac and cheese for joy she would cry

sokol gambling addiction

jacket is very prone to throwing up

gore doesnt make jacket nauseous but things like the gunk at the bottom of the sink, chewing his food for too long, touching paper with his bare hands, and unnecessary civilian casualties can make him gag or throw up

this being said jacket autistic

jacket and sydney are both not beyond throwing a brick at a cop. none of the heisters are but these two seem to be jonesing at the chance to pick up a brick and beat a cop with it even if they have weapons already

jacket has tan lines

clover finds the luckiest loot and has the luckiest chance to lockpick doors and stuff but jacket gets the luckiest kills such as throwing one brick and knocking over three cops in a domino effect

jacket tans during summer and becomes pale as fuck in the winter

houston and sokol burn in the sun they shrivel immediately

houston likes the beastie boys, acdc and queen

jacket likes the talking heads and has been caught doing the once in a lifetime dance on multiple occasions

dallas makes hot chocolate with water and tea with cold water because he didnt understand how it worked until someone yelled at him

sokol doesnt know a lot of chemical safety tips he has combined bleach and ammonia before and joy stared at him in total shock

the smoke and carbon monoxide alarms are both lacking batteries in the safehouse

wolf they/he

sydney she/it

whenever sokol is asked for his pronouns he answers “man”

jacket wont answer you if you ask but fr he prefers he/him he just thinks its rlly funny when people call him something other than that because he doesnt answer

hoxton uses fag to describe a cigarette way too often like too often for it to just be british bullshit he says it every chance he gets like hes jonesing to say it

sokol has dyscalculia which means he cannawt do math

sydney also has dyscalculia

i think itd be funny and ironic if duke was dyslexic

jacket fucks with dragonball HEAVY

[jojoisstupid]

Wolf leaving his family in Sweden

[doodlebeestudios]

❤️🖤Wolfie🖤❤️

[horangislittletiger99]

I did a thing

[yourfaveasalps]

Maybe wolf…. From payday…. Pretty please with a cherry on top

wolf from payday as lps chihuahua #385

(this one was tricky i cannot lie)

[metalgrateeater]

this is the best thing ive ever gotten on strawpage im serious

i lvoe it my donkey red

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Doodles

[sebroart]

Some old art of wolf hehe

[hoxwolf]

First World Bank problems 🐺