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WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME THE LIBRARY TUMBLR USES TO RENDER ACTIVITY GRAPHS IS MAINTAINED BY FUCKING AIRBNB???

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I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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you know who you are

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KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]]

THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!

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I wish we had every single game on DS

Not 3DS, just DS. Guys please stop tagging this as 3DS

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Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

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In like 3 months and 22 seconds I’m gonna post a picture of my ass

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I need dick on a new level never before seen

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I could never own a 75% keyboard. If it don't have a numpad I don't want it

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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.