#houshox

[frootloopsl]

Hoxton and Houston making out sloppy style, that is all /lh

they want eachother

[compressednerve]

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[parasitefun]

Some Valentine's Day Houshox for @compressednerve from 2021 🖤

[bainofjustice]

i have two random ships for you: houshox and duke x chains

houshox / Houston x Hoxton

Okay this one is fun, I like the rivalry and I like that there are a few moments, mostly from Houston's side where like there is a little respect, I like the idea that Houston admired Hoxton before they met and I think that while he might not get along as a person with Hoxton he still would have respect for Hoxton as a criminal (even if he hides that)

I also feel like they have room to grow past the rivalry and really come to trust each other cause they do have things in common and I think they could bring out some good triats in each other, Hoxton could help Houston break out of his shell more and Houston could help Hoxton get back in touch with his own more careful & thought out way of approaching crime.

Also I just think it is objectively funny for this series of events to happen: Dallas is forced to leave Hoxton behind at the safehouse > Hoxton is arrested > Dallas brings in his brother to be the new Hoxton > Houston thinks Hoxton is cool > Hoxton is broken out and immediately hates Houston in large part because Dallas gave Houston the Hoxton identity > Houston and Hoxton fight a lot > Houston & Hoxton make up > Houston & Hoxton date > Dallas now has to wonder if he is going to be the best man at the wedding or if they are gonna team up against him.

duke x chains

Okay admittedly never thought of this before and admittedly I don't really know how well they'd go together? They don't have a lot of interests in common and I don't know if they could really bound much about both being tanks of the team since that for Duke is tied to being a high-funacting alcoholic, and Chains as a former solider may not be a fan of/approve of Duke going out in the field drunk, perhaps Chains could help Duke work thorugh that and not be alchool dependent to heist as a member of the gang but trying to help someone recover from alcohol abuse isn't a good foundation of a romantic relationship.

So like to be clear I don't dislike the ship but I think there isn't a lot for it to stand on and in general I am picky about Duke ships due to the alcohol abuse going on.

[abyssal-endling]

Sometimes when Dallas is talking, Houston and Hoxton lock eyes from across the room and make a decision in that instant: they are going to fuck up this man's entire day

This leads to Houston or Hoxton occassionally going up to the other and saying, "Wanna fuck with Dallas?"

Chains joins in as well

[what-yadoking-likes]

Another messy poll? Another messy poll.

Fave ships in Payday. GO.

Only doing boy love for now otherwise this poll would be 299292 miles long.

[manekinoodle]

YOO neki did you see the April fools video?? houshox friendship real⁉️

i did. i'm so happy for them. let them be friends.

plus it's been 10 years they can't still dislike each other that much lol

[schmegaman-x]

i need to draw houshox violence sooo bad but my pd2 art sucks shit. i need to grind before i can make something of that proportion

[handhelld]

i just caught houshox brainrot and your fic made it worse (in the good way). thanks :')

OMG I FORGOT TO REPLY TO THIS BUT TYSM!!!

I really miss writing houshox and OUGH i need to do some more soon

[krappuy]

Houston : Go fuck yourself

Hoxton : Fuck me yourself, you coward

[zaffyrr]

hoxton why are you so grumpy you have a cute bf (request for anon)

[frootloopsl]

yaoi so fucking dead i just refer to them as my ocs to my friends

oh and the other one too

[compressednerve]

Could we try to reinvent?

Feed the head with common sense?

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[kageokami35]

Sometimes you just gotta ship something that literally no one cares about in a fandom that basically doesn’t exist anymore

[bainofjustice]

Hear me out hear me out.

Houston × Wolf × hoxton (something thear more like Houston × Hoxton × Wolf)

I am hearing you out, I do like Houshox, and I feel neutral towards Houston x Wolf & Wolfhox. But I am seeing that throwing houshox into the middle of houswolf & hoxwolf makes it a lot more interesting to me, not an otp (yet perhaps fics/meta could change my mind) but definitely a ship I would like and be interested in writing about.

Outside of stating I like it I don't have much else to say, I think they'd have a lot of qeird tension and stuff between them, and that's all the thoughts that come to mind.

[abyssal-endling]

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