#houshox

[frootloopsl]

Hoxton and Houston making out sloppy style, that is all /lh

they want eachother

[compressednerve]

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[parasitefun]

Some Valentine's Day Houshox for @compressednerve from 2021 🖤

[bainofjustice]

i have two random ships for you: houshox and duke x chains

houshox / Houston x Hoxton

Okay this one is fun, I like the rivalry and I like that there are a few moments, mostly from Houston's side where like there is a little respect, I like the idea that Houston admired Hoxton before they met and I think that while he might not get along as a person with Hoxton he still would have respect for Hoxton as a criminal (even if he hides that)

I also feel like they have room to grow past the rivalry and really come to trust each other cause they do have things in common and I think they could bring out some good triats in each other, Hoxton could help Houston break out of his shell more and Houston could help Hoxton get back in touch with his own more careful & thought out way of approaching crime.

Also I just think it is objectively funny for this series of events to happen: Dallas is forced to leave Hoxton behind at the safehouse > Hoxton is arrested > Dallas brings in his brother to be the new Hoxton > Houston thinks Hoxton is cool > Hoxton is broken out and immediately hates Houston in large part because Dallas gave Houston the Hoxton identity > Houston and Hoxton fight a lot > Houston & Hoxton make up > Houston & Hoxton date > Dallas now has to wonder if he is going to be the best man at the wedding or if they are gonna team up against him.

duke x chains

Okay admittedly never thought of this before and admittedly I don't really know how well they'd go together? They don't have a lot of interests in common and I don't know if they could really bound much about both being tanks of the team since that for Duke is tied to being a high-funacting alcoholic, and Chains as a former solider may not be a fan of/approve of Duke going out in the field drunk, perhaps Chains could help Duke work thorugh that and not be alchool dependent to heist as a member of the gang but trying to help someone recover from alcohol abuse isn't a good foundation of a romantic relationship.

So like to be clear I don't dislike the ship but I think there isn't a lot for it to stand on and in general I am picky about Duke ships due to the alcohol abuse going on.

[handhelld]

Just a couple of Hoxtons,,,

[abyssal-endling]

Sometimes when Dallas is talking, Houston and Hoxton lock eyes from across the room and make a decision in that instant: they are going to fuck up this man's entire day

This leads to Houston or Hoxton occassionally going up to the other and saying, "Wanna fuck with Dallas?"

Chains joins in as well

[kageokami35]

Sometimes you just gotta ship something that literally no one cares about in a fandom that basically doesn’t exist anymore

[what-yadoking-likes]

Another messy poll? Another messy poll.

Fave ships in Payday. GO.

Only doing boy love for now otherwise this poll would be 299292 miles long.

[manekinoodle]

YOO neki did you see the April fools video?? houshox friendship real⁉️

i did. i'm so happy for them. let them be friends.

plus it's been 10 years they can't still dislike each other that much lol

[schmegaman-x]

i need to draw houshox violence sooo bad but my pd2 art sucks shit. i need to grind before i can make something of that proportion

[kittyslashers]

Bain Hox and wolf for the character thingy

bain-

Sexuality Headcanon: unlabeled but def likes men

Gender Headcanon: either cis or trans guy in my brain it flip flops

A ship I have with said character: your s/i :3 but also dallas when not jayne

A BROTP I have with said character: duke and joy!! bestie and daughter figure

A NOTP I have with said character: kinda. everyone really. i just don't ever really think abt bain ships. maybe uh... kento i guess

A random headcanon: autism.

General Opinion over said character: what a guy!! also he needs a break.

hoxton-

Sexuality Headcanon: bi but is more attracted to men

Gender Headcanon: trans man!

A ship I have with said character: wolfhox and ghostwolfhox (oc ship) ofc

A BROTP I have with said character: chains :) they are buddies

A NOTP I have with said character: houston. srry i just. do not enjoy houshox. platonic is fine but these guys are Not into each other

A random headcanon: him smoking is mostly just for the aesthetic

General Opinion over said character: he's great! i enjoy him a lot his character and it's development after prison is mwah chefs kiss

wolf-

Sexuality Headcanon: gay soooooo gay

Gender Headcanon: cis man :(

A ship I have with said character: wolfhox n ghostwolfhox

A BROTP I have with said character: JACKET!!!!! they are besties 4ever. torture bros

A NOTP I have with said character: any of the women heisters </3 he's a homosexual sorry ladies

A random headcanon: [picture of him with a label pointing that says "full of autism"]

General Opinion over said character: BABYGIRL SUPREME!!!!!! i adore him so much shaking him biting gnawing desiring him carnally making him a nice hot soup and telling him he's doing great

[frootloopsl]

yaoi so fucking dead i just refer to them as my ocs to my friends

oh and the other one too

[compressednerve]

Could we try to reinvent?

Feed the head with common sense?

ᶦ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵍᵃʸ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ

[crushisms]

Idk if i sent u characters for the ask meme BUT: Vlad, Houston, Sokol, and Dallas!

VLAD

Sexuality Headcanon: some beast or something.

Gender Headcanon: see previous

A ship I have with said character: Golfgoat !! And GolfGoatigator !! Locke and Vlad are like already married so y’know what.

A BROTP I have with said character: He and Jimmy and Sokol definately get together and gossip. Hands down.

A NOTP I have with said character: UkranianChicken i guess?? Idk i just dont see it and have other prefs for Jacket.

A random headcanon: Vlad knows a lot of internet slang and just pretends he doesnt. (ie. Asks if hes a lil meowmeow and knows full well what that means. He says pog out of left field to deal 1d20 psychic damage)

General Opinion over said character: Enigma who i adore.

HOUSTON

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual! (Called himself heteroflexible at one point when he was in denial—)

Gender Headcanon: Thats a trans man right there. He forgets hes not cis and so does everyone else.

A ship I have with said character: Houshox!! Houswolfhox!! I also chew on Houkol as a treat

A BROTP I have with said character: Houston, Wolf, and Sokol!! Pals!!

A NOTP I have with said character: Houston n Clover

A random headcanon: Houston has a lot of little anxious habits. Scratches his arms and chews on his lips. Often just has a toothpick or something hanging out of his mouth.

General Opinion over said character: deargod i love him and he needs more stans

SOKOL

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual with a heavy male preference.

Gender Headcanon: Hes just a dude! A guy!

A ship I have with said character: Hotlinegrinder all da way baybeeee!!! Mastergrinder as a treat.

A BROTP I have with said character: I mentioned him twice previously ^^ but ya he vibes with Houston.

A NOTP I have with said character: honestly anything i havent mentioned. (HLG, Mastergrinder n Houkol only)

A random headcanon: Sokol has issues with addiction. He tries not to smoke or drink heavily (fails on the latter). His main fix is just adrenaline and battle highs— he couldn’t stop being a criminal if he wanted to.

General Opinion over said character: My big blorbo. My fav lil payday bby boy

DALLAS

Sexuality Headcanon: Oh hes GAY. And hes known it forever.

Gender Headcanon: Its complicated (Man adjacent?)

A ship I have with said character: BD3 and Masterliar :] also combine the two and u have all of me n bandits dms.

A BROTP I have with said character: Dallas and Wick actually!!! I never talk abt it but theyre just old guys with former mob ties who really need a nap.

A NOTP I have with said character: Mastertech (?) idk im just not a wolf girlie dhejbdhd

A random headcanon: His smoking habits run in the family. He used to be a heavier smoker than he is now- but cut back when it started visibly affecting his health. He has people who rely on him, he cant be jeopardizing them.

General Opinion over said character: I NEED him to go down on me nasty style

[bainofjustice]

Hear me out hear me out.

Houston × Wolf × hoxton (something thear more like Houston × Hoxton × Wolf)

I am hearing you out, I do like Houshox, and I feel neutral towards Houston x Wolf & Wolfhox. But I am seeing that throwing houshox into the middle of houswolf & hoxwolf makes it a lot more interesting to me, not an otp (yet perhaps fics/meta could change my mind) but definitely a ship I would like and be interested in writing about.

Outside of stating I like it I don't have much else to say, I think they'd have a lot of qeird tension and stuff between them, and that's all the thoughts that come to mind.

[handhelld]

In a lil bit of an art slump,,,, yall should send me some cute little couple-y ideas,,,

Open ended or like for my ships,,