#patty burgers n buns

[no-context-lalas]

Minis Collection Series 17 Slightly Annoys Me

Minis Collection Series 17, the "Yummy Collection," released in September 2016, and consists of four (4) mini dolls.

These dolls feature new characters who were based on, and canonically made from, non-sweet foods, a first for Lalaloopsy.

These consist of Patty Burgers n' Buns,

Fries Curls n' Crinkles,

Pizza Cutie Pie,

And if you're not familiar with Lalaloopsy, or just these characters, I want you to guess what the fourth doll in this collection is, among these others who are all based on savory foods. Sandwiches? Soup? Salad? Pasta?

Pasta was my guess. But you'd be surprised to find out...

Anna Double Scoops is also in this line.

Which I know doesn't detract from the "yummy" part of "Yummy Collection," but you would think in a collection of dolls based on food that isn't sweet, that all four of them would follow the same pattern.

Also, at that point, there were already two ice cream themed dolls: Scoops and Spoons Waffle Cone, not to mention the two Newborns dolls who have ice cream hats. What I mean to say is, there's already a lot!

I do get it, though. Anna's cute, her design is distinct from that of Scoops and Spoons. She does still fit with the pattern of the collection, as all four of the foods the dolls are based on are commonly served in restaurants here in the U.S.

I just think there should be a pasta doll!!!

[buffetlicious]

McDonald’s Singapore introduced these two new burgers - Sweet ‘N Sour Fish Burger and Sweet ‘N Sour Chicken Burger on the 28th December 2023. Also new on the menu are the HA! Chicken Drumlets, Pineapple Coconut Frappé and a new soft serve ice cream cone.

Just nice that mum is not cooking so I went to get the Sweet 'N Sour Fish Feast (S$13.05) and topped up S$1.65 for a small Pineapple Coconut Frappé. The set meal itself came with a medium fries and two pieces of the new HA! Chicken Drumlets which is the classic prawn paste chicken. The Sweet ‘N Sour Fish Burger has two fish fillets, a slice of juicy pineapple, aromatic crispy shallots, julienned mixed vegetables and a miserable dollop of the sweet and sour sauce between soft glazed buns. It is almost like the previous Black Pepper Cheese Filet-O- Fish but with the change of the veggies and sauce to give it a tangy and sweet taste profile.

For dessert I had the Kueh Bangkit Cone (S$1.20) which I had ate it while waiting for my takeaway burger meal to be packed. The twin cones I had brought mum along the next day to let her enjoy it. Sorry about the latter photo’s colour representation as the mixed fluorescent and incandescent lightings are hard to edit for. I was a little skeptical about how they going to incorporate the traditional Kueh Bangkit snack into an ice cold dessert but the creamy mix of pandan and coconut flavour paired with crispy cone turned it into a truly in-kueh-dible delight.

Selected images and video courtesy of McDonald’s Singapore and this post.

[zombiestims]

hi! may i request a patty burgers n buns {lalaloopsy} stimboard? preferably with some (doesnt have to be all!) real food gifs and no fake food! thank you if you do this !!! :3

Yuppers, Patty Burgers n Buns from Lalaloopsy stimboard with real food gifs

Let me know if you’d like something changed :)

🍔 . 🪡 . 🍔 | 🧵 . 🧡 . 🧵 | 🍔 . 🪡 . 🍔

Man this made me hungry

[thedragonpenny]

I wasn't planning to text post this but I ran out of tags. I will finish off my one day egg meal plan with a late night snack of 4 devilled eggs and have successfully eaten my age in eggs. Once I hit 30 this will no longer be sustainable.

@rabbit-factory getting more data because it really is an amazing question to ask

This conversation happened at 6am btw

Answer in the tags ↓

[skarmoree]

but then how does the cheese melt?????

i like it softened but not melted entirely :) also i dislike cold sauce on hot food so

[archiveofvirtue]

⸻ COOKING FOR DEAN WINCHESTER!

notes / this idea came to me while I was making burgers the other day, so enjoy this lil wholesome drabble !

content / dean winchester x fem!reader, bf!dean, housewife!reader, lil gourmet dean, just pure fluff

You stood at the stove, your focus entirely on the burgers sizzling in the pan, putting all your love into it. You loved cooking, especially when it came to your specialty—burgers.

And today, you had a little surprise planned for Dean.

It had only been a few weeks since you two started dating, but you'd quickly learned that burgers, especially with bacon, were his favorite. You figured this was the perfect way to surprise him on your rare day off from hunting.

The bunker was so quiet, with only the soft crackling of bacon filling the air. You couldn’t help but smile, imagining Dean still cozy in bed. The last hunt had drained both of you, but instead of resting, you found comfort in cooking. It was something you’d never really shared with Dean before, wanting to save it for a moment like this.

Something special.

While you flipped the burgers Dean began to slowly wake up, stretching and blinking as the warm scent of bacon filled the air. He hadn't planned to sleep so long, but the last hunt had been rather challenging, and the bunker was the perfect place to recharge. The smell was so good, though, it immediately got his attention. Curious, he threw on a flannel shirt and padded down the hallway.

As you seasoned the patties, you heard soft footsteps behind approaching. You didn't even need to turn to know it was Dean. Before you could turn around, you felt strong, familiar arms wrap around your waist. Dean pulled you close, resting his chin on your shoulder and placing a sweet, gentle kiss on the side of your neck. His warmth made you giggle softly, and you leaned back into his embrace as he watched you attentively.

Your movements were smooth, confident—like you'd done this a hundred times before. The counter was lined with toasted buns, slices of cheddar, and the crispy bacon that had woken him up.

"Morning, sleepyhead," you teased, tossing him a piece of bacon. Dean caught it easily, as you knew he would, popping it into his mouth with a look of pure excitement.

"I didn't know you could do this," he said, his eyes wide with a mix of curiosity and appreciation.

Your smile grew. "Figured I'd surprise you. Burgers are kind of my thing, and, well, I know you like them."

Dean chuckled, his grip tightening just a little. “Who told you that?” He kissed your neck again, this time lingering a little longer, making your heart flutter.

"Just a lucky guess," you teased back, turning your attention back to the burgers. “Now, if you let me finish, you might just get the best burger of your life.”

Dean reluctantly loosened his hold but stayed close, watching you with that boyish grin you adored. “I didn’t know you could cook like this,” he said, sounding genuinely impressed.

“Saving the big reveal for the right moment,” you replied with a playful wink, assembling the burgers with all his favorite toppings.

Once the plates were ready, you set them down on the table. Dean sat across from you, eyes wide with excitement as he took his first bite. His reaction didn't disappoint.

The moment he took a bite, his eyes widened in delighted surprise. "Oh man, y/n, this is... this is perfection." He gave you an appreciative look, his grin spreading as he wiped a bit of sauce from the corner of his mouth.

You sat across from him, laughing as you felt a little shy but proud.“Glad you like it.”

“Like it?” Dean grinned, reaching for your hand across the table. “I love it. I knew there was a reason I kept you around.”

You rolled your eyes playfully, squeezing his hand. “Oh, so it’s just for my cooking now?”

Dean chuckled, giving your hand a squeeze back. “That, and maybe a few other things,” he said, his eyes twinkling with affection, “definitely earned yourself a dessert with these!”

As you two ate in comfortable silence, you couldn't help but feel content. You weren't used to this—quiet moments where everything felt... right. There was a warmth between you, and Dean couldn't help but think that having you around made the bunker feel a little more like home.

Looking at him, so relaxed and happy, you realized this was where you wanted to be. Cooking for him, sharing these little moments, made all the hunting and danger fade into the background, at least for a little while..

tags 🏷️ @gibson-g1rl @nuemanfilms @beausling @angelicjackles @sammyluvr @lailawinchesterr @nxptvn @alluvthegurlz

[thescarletnargacuga]

Okay so like I know you don’t do art but like could we have a short fic of Raceway Pomni trying to eat a burger in piece while literally everyone interrupts her?

I am slightly obsessed over your raceway au….

A/N: I have actual tears in my eyes. You're the very first person to submit an ask about Raceway! You have no idea what this means to me. A part of me was starting to think that Raceway was too boring to be engaging... Thank you

BURGER

A RACEWAY AU ONESHOT

AU by yours truly

WARNING: NONE

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Pomni stood in front of the dining room table in the racer's garage. Hands in her hips she calls for the bubble chef. "Hey, could I get a burger?"

A bubble assistant wearing a chef hat appeared. "Why, yes you can!" A single beef patty materialized and plopped onto the table.

Pomni gives the bubble a deadpan glare. "I would like more than just the burger patty. Please."

"You'll have to be specific." Bubble said with a toothy smile.

"Fine. Lettuce, onion, pickle, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, cheese. That specific enough for you?"

The listed condiments piled onto the burger patty unceremoniously. Pomni facepalmed. "The bun, bubble. The bun."

"Well, why didn't you say-"

"JUST GiVE ME THE [%$!#] BUN!" Pomni snapped.

"Yeesh, someone's hangry."

A bun popped into existence, sandwiching the pile of burger together neatly. Pomni grumbled to herself as she took her burger towards the lounge to eat in comfort. "Annoying little- you know what you're doing. Wasting my burger time. How dare."

The door to Gummigoo's room on the second floor loft flew open, startling Pomni. She looked up to see the gummy gator covered in marker and absolutely fuming. He stormed to Jax's room and pounded the door. "I know you're in there you sugar snorting son of a glitch!"

Pomni heard a sniggering voice from the kart line behind her. "Hehe...no, I'm not."

Gummigoo heard and turned to glare over the railing and down to Jax relaxing in his kart seat. "Stop coming into my room and drawing on my face!! So you know how hard this is to remove!?"

"Uh, yeah. It's called permanent marker for a reason." Jax smirked. "Of course, if you'd rather do something else when I visit... I'm open to suggestions." He winked.

Gummigoo's face flushed and he snorted. "You think you're funny!?"

"And fabulous." Jax taunted.

"Oh my GOD would you two get a room!?" Zooble loudly complained from her favorite pinball machine in the lounge.

"Gummigoo said I could have his." Jax grinned, enjoying every second Gummigoo was flustered. He was too easy to mess with.

"YOU WISH!!" Gummigoo shouted, blushing beyond belief.

Pomni did her best to ignore the shouting and had a seat in one of the plush recliners. She opened her mouth to have a bite when she felt something crawling up her back. She jumped out of the chair and brushed herself off in a ick-ed out panic. A bead necklace looking bug, fell off to the floor. "Ugh...KINGER! I FOUND MELISSA!"

"Oh, yay!" Kinger popped up from behind the pool table. "She's been missing all morning. Thank you, Pomni." There was a smile in his eyes as he collected his favorite insect.

Pomni sat back down in a huff and tried to eat. A piece of paper blocked her mouth from touching the burger.

"Look what I drew you!" Gangle proclaimed, holding the art directly in Pomni's face.

Pomni tasted the crayon and spluttered. "Bleh- um...thanks." It was a rather nice drawing of her. She took it and gave Gangle a small smile. Gangle skipped away happily over to Zooble to watch them play pinball.

Pomni looked both ways and behind her to see if anyone else was going to interrupt her meal. Satisfied that everyone else in the garage was busy doing something else, she went in for a bite.

"Pomni!" Ragatha called as she rushed over.

Pomni squeezed her burger so tight, it almost fell apart. "What??"

"I have such an exciting thing to tell you! Caine confirmed that Loo will be integrated into every track from today onward because he saw how happy she made me!! Caine is finally taking a hint, ha! Things are actually improving around here!" Ragatha stomped her feet excitedly.

"That's great." Pomni said flatly. It was not burger-interruption worthy news.

"Isn't it!?" Ragatha giddily continued, oblivious to Pomni's silent annoyance. "I could see Loo every day!"

"No one cares about your candy flavored girlfriend, dollface!" Jax heckled.

"Like you're one to talk!" Ragatha snapped back.

"It's not like that, it's just hilarious how angry he gets." Jax looked away.

"I highly doubt that! You tick people off all the time, but he's the only one you openly flirt with and then call it teasing to cover your tracks." Ragatha put her hands on her hips with a satisfied smirk as she watched Jax's face flush a bit.

"Watch it , rags! Or you'll find Carl on your pillow tonight!" Jax growled.

"YOU PUT THAT CENTIPEDE ANYWHERE NEAR ME, I SWEAR-!"

Pomni shot up out of her seat and stormed out of the garage. Enough of this. Enough of everyone. She wants to eat her goddamn burger in peace. She crossed the lawn to the default track. It was a quiet, breezy day. Very peaceful. Artificial wind blew through the grassy indefinite hills, creating shiny waves of green.

She crosses the track to the empty audience stands and throws herself into the first available open seat. Pomni was alone, just her and the refreshing digital day outside. She took a calming breath and went to eat.

"Hello, my dear!" Caine popped into existence next to her.

"AAH-!! WHAT-!?" Pomni tossed her burger. It splattered on the ground in front of the stands.

"Nice day for an outdoor lunch?" Caine raised a brow, confused as to why she just threw her food.

"I wouldn't know." Pomni said, defeated.

"I'm glad you're not busy, because there's something I've been wanting to ask-"

"Race me." Pomni needed to get her frustration out somehow. The track was calling to her raging spirit.

"What?" Caine gasped.

"You heard me. Everyone wants to talk to me so bad, to the point that I literally lose my lunch! You know what, you want my attention? Earn it."

Her intense look gave Caine chills. She was always beautiful to him, but especially when she was fired up. He snapped his fingers and their karts appeared at the start line of the track. "After you."

Pomni marches from her seat to her kart. Caine flew over, his kart starting on its own when he took his seat. The start line comes alive, lighting up with colorful displays. Engines rev as Bubble appears to do the honors of the start lights. "Racers ready?"

Caine and Pomni look at each other with determined smirks and nod.

Bubble stuck out their tongue, the starting light hanging from it.

First light...

Pomni gripped the steering wheel tight.

Second light...

Another rev for good measure, the roar of the engine exciting her.

Third light...

She catches Caine's glance again at the last second and kisses at him.

GREEN!!

Caine is completely caught off guard and bungles his start. Pomni takes off laughing. He shifts gears with a grin. "God, I love her." He puts the pedal to the floor, his tires scream and golden flames fly out of the tailpipes as he rockets after her.

[alwaysjustjay]

Chicken Parmesan Burgers

Pan fried chicken patty, covered in melted mozzarella cheese, parmesan cheese, tomato sauce and basil leaves, all on a toasted brioche bun.

Recipe Information:

Menu Category - Lunch

Required Ingredients - Tomato Sauce, White Meat, Bread, Cheese

Prepped Ingredient - Meat

Skill - Homestyle 3

Serving Sizes - Party, Family, Single

Restrictions - N/A

Compatibility - Base Game Compatible, Simple Living, Dine Out Restaurant Menu, Group Cooking, Home Chef Hustle

*Requires the current version of my food enabler mod*

Early Access - Download Here!

Public release October 1st!

@sssvitlanz @maxismatchccworld @emilyccfinds

[housecow]

So what’s your go to fast food order?

idk if i’ve answered a question like this before. so!

Chick fil a: 2 sandwiches, 12 nugs, large fries/soda, couple shakes and cookies

Dairy queen: steak fingers basket w extra fries and gravy, large soda, their fried jalapeno things, and a large blizzard

sonic: 3/4 chicken sandwiches (they’re small but so good), fried jalapeno things, maybe popcorn chicken, route 44 coke zero, shake(s)

why is my mind blanking on fast food places?

do y’all have bill millers. anyways: breakfast, 6 bean and cheese n bacon tacos lol. anytime else: 4 piece fried chicken, loaf of bread, large order of their delicious soggy fries. fuck i’m craving this i miss it

ngl y’all i guess i don’t eat *that* much fast food?? my next choice is greasy mexican/texmex

pterry’s: couple chicken sandwiches. idk why i like chicken so much apparently.. also some shakes if their monthly one is good!!

in n out: at least 2 double doubles, extra onion, large soda and shake(s), animal fries

canes: whatever the biggest combo is w extra bread instead of slaw 😌

kfc: 2/3 famous bowls!!! extra chicken/mashed potatoes/corn. so much soda

wingstop: large combo, it’s like 20pcs, large fries, add a drink?

i don’t go to whataburger, mcdonald’s, chipotle, or subway much

i’m a liar. whataburger: 2/3 breakfast burgers (sub brioche bun and extra creamy pepper sauce), hashbrowns, large coke zero, maybe a large shake before 11am if i’m brave enough

used to get their patty melt but it’s not as good :(((

[yutasbellybuttonpiercing]

Soulmatch™ — App-grade your love life! (final teaser)

pairing: huang renjun x reader

au/genre: smut, humor, fluff, angst, strangers to enemies to lovers...?, non-idol!au

characters: huang renjun, f!reader, best friend!Jaemin, best friend!Haechan, friend!chenle, renjun's parents

word count: 23k+ words

general warnings: mentions of cheating, men being dudes and dudes being bros, lack of communication, haechan is a milf hunter, trust issues, insecurities regarding relationships, hook ups, smoking, alcohol, mentions of vomit (nothing graphic or detailed, literally just the word), emotional manipulation..? past na jaemin x reader, implied past huang renjun x wong yukhei / lucas, toxic masculinity, daddy issues, donghyuck and jaemin talk very vulgarly, mentions of virginity, crying, heartbreak, more tba

smut warnings: ...hate sex...?, unprotected sex (nuh-uh!), fingering and oral (f receiving), face-fucking, switch!renjun, switch!reader (?), pet names, a lot of imagining sex, brief choking, more tba

synopsis: Renjun is a hopeless romantic. His goal is to meet his perfect match by the end of the year, maybe even his soulmate. The perfect solution: an experiment for finding love through an app, Soulmatch™. Renjun doesn't care who it is, as long as they're a perfect match, he thinks. But then you show up...

release date: september 10th 2023 (set an alarm, everyone)

a/n: i really love this so much. it's a bit different from what i usually do bc it has a real storyline! it's complicated (not really). i really poured my heart and soul into this. i love renjun so much. argh!

Taglist: @she-is-dreaming @nctzennikki09 @babyjenono @noonaisreading

open here for a sneak peek:

"A what for what?" Donghyuck asks, mouth as full of burger as Renjun's own, hence why he couldn't understand him the first time. Renjun holds up his hand, chews aggressively, then swallows hard.

"An experiment for finding love," he explains a second time, and the crease in between Donghyuck's eyebrows only seems to be getting deeper with every word that leaves Renjun's lips.

"What the fuck is that?" Donghyuck asks (assumingely, Renjun still can't understand him over the huge bite of patty and bun inside of his mouth).

"You give a whole bunch of information about yourself to the scientists, and they use some software to find your ideal partner," Renjun explains briefly. There's a bit more to it than just that, but he doesn't want to overwhelm Donghyuck's brain while he's eating.

"Pff, okay?" Donghyuck says, a few crumbs of- whatever that had been only mere seconds ago flying out of his mouth and directly onto Renjun's forearm. The older contorts his face in utter disgust, shaking the sticky pieces of food off of his skin.

"You're a pig, Donghyuck," Renjun states, wiping the spot with his napkin because he can still feel Donghyuck's saliva on himself.

"I might be a pig, but at least I got game." Donghyuck finally swallows, grinning proudly with a small piece of lettuce stuck in between his teeth which Renjun has yet to decide telling him about after that insult.

"You don't have 'game'," Renjun spits, fingers motioning quotation marks, "you just have low standards. You'd fuck everything that bends over in front of you."

"That is not true!"

"Need I remind you of what happened with Chenle's mom?"

"She is a milf!" Donghyuck whines, letting his hands weakly fall down onto the table.

"Whatever." Renjun sighs. "Point is: I'm not lacking game, I just want to wait for the right person."

[jungle-angel]

A Pair Of Cheeseburgers in Paradise (Bob Floyd x Reader)

Summary: There's always that one place that you and Bob have felt at home and where your best memories have always been made

Notes: I am both ready and definitely not ready for fall, I'm a summer baby and I'm not sorry for it at all (lol).

Islamorada, Florida

Labor Day Weekend

It was only the second, or third, day of your little vacation with Bob, but you had never been happier than on that little slice of beach, the smells of the seabreeze and the afternoon sun lingering high above those clear waters. The pelicans were busy hanging out on the dock posts, the palms rustling away while the screech of the seagulls was heard from not too far off.

You and Bob were enjoying yourselves immensely, not needing to worry about work or personal bullshit that tended to get in the way of everything. Your wedding had been just a few days before, the boys sending you both off in style and bidding you farewell at the airport before you had taken off for Florida.

The smell of the charcoal grill on the porch made you hungrier than you had realized but you were laughing a little as Bob tossed on a few thick, homemade burger patties while the little bluetooth on the porch played "Cheeseburger in Paradise". Jimmy, your new feathered friend, was perched on the porch rail, bobbing his head and flapping his blue and yellow wings as though he too were dancing along to the music.

"Hey sweet-pea," Bob said cheerfully as he drew you in and kissed your forehead. "You hungry?"

"Are you really making the burgers?" you chuckled.

"I snuck out to Publix before you were awake to go get the stuff," Bob answered. "The condiments section was a little bare but I grabbed the last bottle of Heinz fifty-seven before anybody else could."

"You making fries with this?"

"Yep," Bob answered. "Those super thin, stringy ones that you like with the seasoning recipe that Javy's dad gave us."

Your mouth was absolutely watering at the thought. You and Bob had traveled to New Orleans once to visit Coyote's family and to try some of the foods that his family had brought up with them from Brazil. You could almost taste the salt and the spices that Felipe had used, the black pepper, garlic, hot cayenne peppers and all the others.

You helped Bob with the rest of the food prep and once the fries were done, you sprinkled them with a healthy dosage of the spice mixture that Coyote had sent you in the mail. As soon as the buns were toasted, everything was plated including the kosher dill pickle wedges and the burgers were put together.

You both sat out at the table on the front porch of the little pink and turquoise beach cottage, laughing and chattering away even as Bob cracked open a cold one and poured it into one of the glasses from the cabinet.

"Look at that, barely any head," he said with a smile.

"Penny should've taken you on as head bartender in that case," you chuckled.

"Yeah but you know me (y/n)," Bob said, setting aside the can. "I'd give Jake nothing but head."

You snorted a little, trying not to choke on the bite of burger you had been chewing, knowing Bob was bound to slip in a dirty joke somewhere along the line. "Bastard!" you said once you had swallowed. "I'm eating here!"

Bob laughed before he took a sip of the summery beer in the glass and dug into his lunch. You couldn't deny that they were the best burgers you had ever had, just a little slice of paradise right in front of you, but you always knew that Bob would be your real paradise and that you would be his, for the rest of your days.

[princessmisery666]

Fries, Goodbyes & The Rest Of Our Lives

Summary: Being stood up isn’t always a bad thing. 

Warnings/Genre etc.: Fluff, lousy singing. 

W/C: 2k

Characters: Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw, Mentions/Small Parts: Natasha ‘Phoenix’ Trace, Mickey ‘Fanboy’ Garcia, Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd, Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin, Harvard. 

Pairing: Rooster x Fem!Reader (you - no descriptions of body type or ethnicity).

Notes: I saw this post on Instagram, and it immediately made me think of Rooster. Songs: Is This Love by White Snake, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli.

A/N: the wonderful and brilliant @writercole helped with ideas, summary, and title and helped make the muses comply. 

Betas: @deanwinchesterswitch

Master Lists: Top Gun: Maverick // All The Fandoms

Fries, Goodbyes & The Rest Of Our Lives

It’s been a week. It’s not even worth listing all the things that went wrong. The icing on the cake (presumably made with salt and not sugar - cause it's that kind of week) was your date canceled on you as you took a seat at a booth in the diner.

You sigh as the waitress comes to take your order, accepting that you’ve been stood up and decide you may as well eat since you’re already there.

“I’ll take a cheeseburger, side salad, no tomato, extra dressing, please.” 

The elderly waitress smiles. It’s comforting and sweet. Her name tag says Pattie, and you imagine her grandkids get overly excited whenever Granny Pat visits. “You want the fries with that?”

You ponder for half a second before declining, “No thanks.”

“You sure, hun? They’re included in the price.”

You had dirty Cajun fries from the food cart outside the office at lunch. You know the diner’s fries won’t taste as good, besides you want to leave room for dessert, so you politely decline again. 

“I’ll take them, Pattie!”

You twist in the booth to look over your shoulder and find the source. A handsome guy sitting at the bar, wearing a light yellow floral print shirt, smiles and gives a two-fingered wave. You’d clocked him when you’d entered. You’d caught his eye too, and he’d given you a broad smile. His mustache was a flashback to a decade or two ago, but he wore it well. He carried it with a sense of pride and confidence. It looked good on him. Anyone else, you’d have thought it was creepy.

“Hush now, boy,” Pattie scolds, but she’s smiling when she turns back to face you.

You chuckle, nodding toward him, “He’ll take the fries.”

Pattie takes your menu and disappears to the kitchen. You look at Mr. Mustache, who tips his beer bottle to you before bringing it to his lips.

You grab your phone and message the “No Scrubs” group. 

You: Stood up again. Where you guys at?

Cole: At that navy bar I was telling you about. Come meet us.

You: I’ve just ordered dinner. Will see how I feel after.

You scroll social media while you wait. Pattie comes by a few times, brings cutlery and sauces, and refreshes your drink. 

You hear the bell ring to signal an order’s ready, and your mouth waters when you see Pattie heading toward you. The burger looks delicious. The brioche bun glistens under the lights as the cheese melts over the edge onto the plate. It's so tall there’s a wooden skewer through the top to keep it in place, and the fries are fat and look perfectly crispy.  

Pattie sets the plate down, “Enjoy, sweetheart,” and you swallow before drool slips out.

Just as you pull the skewer out of the burger, you hear, “Those are mine, remember.”

You laugh, twisting to look at him again. He’s got a cheerful smirk, but his brow is raised as if challenging you. “Why don’t you join me?” you offer. 

He grabs his beer and twists off his stool. The smile remains while he saunters over, and you can’t take your eyes off him, admiring the sway of his hips. He’s confident in an almost bashful way. The open floral shirt shows a white shirt beneath it, and the contrast against his tanned skin looks as edible as your burger. 

“Tell me,” he says, grabbing a fry and biting off the end. “What kind of psychopath doesn’t have fries with their burger?”

You shrug, “The same kind that offers to take a stranger's fries.”

“Touché,” he chuckles. 

You laugh, explaining, “I had fries at lunch and want dessert.”

 He nods as if now understanding your logic. “Ah, she’s got a sweet tooth.” 

“I’ve heard that the chocolate malt here is the best in the state. I can’t pass that up,” you grin.

“Well, that is true,” he shrugs, popping another fry into his mouth. “Make or break question here, whipped cream on top of the shake?”

“I fear this will affect our budding friendship,” you tease, “but ab-so-lutely whipped cream on top of the shake. Among other places,” you wink. 

His boldness flounders for half a second, recognizing he’s met his match, but he recovers quickly. Wetting his lips and giving a cheeky smile. “Are you flirting with me?” 

“Depends.” 

“On what?”

“I don’t see a ring, and you’re here alone. Are you single?”

“Yes.”

“Then yes, I’m definitely flirting with you.”

His smile widens and remains while the conversation flows and the two of you eat. Flirtations and laughter pass back and forth effortlessly.

Your phone chimes with another message, and you see the ‘No Scrubs’ group chat has two unread messages. You don’t want to be rude and pick it up to reply, but you know if you don’t, they’ll likely call to make sure you’re okay. 

“Somewhere else you need to be?” he asks, a hint of disappointment in his voice that he attempts to hide behind a sip of beer.

“No, just some friends trying to get me to go meet them at some Navy bar.” You roll your eyes and type a quick ‘maybe’ before locking your phone, setting it face down on the table.

“Navy bar? The Hard Deck?” he questions, tilting his head to the side.

“I think that’s what Cole said. Do you know it?”

“That’s actually where I’m headed after. I could give you a ride. If you need one, that is.”

“I don’t even know your name.”

“It’s Bradley, but my friends call me Rooster.”

“Rooster?” you laugh. “Please tell me there’s a good story there.”

“There might be. I guess that depends on if you want to hear it.”

“How about you tell me on the way to the bar?”

The open window lifts your hair slightly, and every time Rooster gets a hit of your perfume, he inhales deeply, savoring it. 

He sticks to the speed limit, if not a little below it. He’s not quite ready to say goodbye to you. He’s never had such an instant, effortless connection with someone, and he wants to make it last as long as possible.

You’d laughed at the story about his name. You’d have never guessed that it was a nickname his uncle gave him when he was a kid. The radio is playing at a low volume, but as soon as the opening bars of Is This Love by White Snake start, you lean over and crank the volume as loud as it will go, singing along as if he isn’t there.

“Is this love that I'm feeling?” you sing, holding a pretend microphone. “Is this the love that I've been searching for? Is this love, or am I dreaming? This must be love. 'Cause, it's really got a hold on me. A hold on me.” 

You can’t hold a tune, and your voice cracks a few times, but still, you belt it out with vigor, and Rooster thinks he may be falling in love. Did Pattie put something in those fries? 

“Sorry,” you say, settling back into your seat, “that’s one of my favorites.” 

It’s one of my favorites now too. But he doesn’t say it. Instead, he laughs, “I never would’ve guessed.”

“Are you not a car karaoke kinda guy?” you ask. “You seem like you like to sing along.” 

“I’ve been known to hold a few car concerts,” he admits, “but I didn’t want to interrupt your flow.” 

“Can you sing as good as me?”

He looks at you and sees the jesting expression. You know you can’t sing, and you don’t care one little bit.

“I’d love to serenade you,” he says, “but unfortunately, we’re here.”

“Some other time?” you ask, and he swears you sound hopeful.

Rooster opens the Hard Deck door, and as soon as he hears the hustle and bustle from inside, he wishes he’d suggested you stay at the diner. Holding the door open, he gestures for you to enter first, and you smile a thanks as you pass by.

You stop a few feet inside, scanning the room as he stands beside you. This is the one time he hopes Hangman is being himself and has, by some miracle, coaxed your friends over to the group so Rooster has an excuse to keep talking to you. 

“Those are my friends over there,” you say, dashing all his hopes as you point to the pool tables on the opposite side of the room. 

“I’m over there,” Rooster says, pointing to where the Dagger squad is assembled. 

“Thanks for the ride.”

“Thanks for the fries.” 

“Anytime.” 

“Enjoy the rest of your night.” 

“You too.” 

There’s a pause, neither of you knowing what to do. You rise to the tips of your toes, and he dips to let you place a gentle kiss on his cheek. 

His cheeks quickly flush, hearing the jeers, shouts, and wolf whistles, but you drop back down with a laugh.

“Sorry,” he says. “They’re a bunch of idiots.”

He scolds himself for being an idiot as you walk away. He should invite you over or ask for your number, but he’s suddenly tongue-tied. He stares at you, frozen to the spot, long enough to see your friends turn to look at him as you settle into your seat.

Throughout the night, flirtatious glances are passed back and forth, and smiles exchanged when they linger. Of course, it’s Hangman who notices the consequence of Rooster’s error. 

“Looks like you lose again, Rooster,” the blond pilot remarks, a way too smug grin showing off his perfectly white teeth. “Too snug on that perch, and Harvard is gonna take your lady right out from under your beak.”

Rooster doesn’t care if it proves Hangman’s point. He looks directly at you. Harvard is whispering in your ear. You're smiling, but Rooster thinks it's more of a polite, courteous smile than genuine interest. 

But it’s the kick he needs to take action. He looks to Phoenix, Bob, and Mickey, almost pleading, “I need your help.” 

Phoenix nods once, Bob smiles, and Mickey asks, “What?”

“He wants to do the Goose move,” Phoenix explains without Bradley needing to tell her any more. 

“What’s the Goose move?”

“It’s the move his Dad did to get his Mom,” Bob says. 

“I don’t know what that is,” Mickey shrugs. 

“Technically, we've been doing it for years,” Rooster says, “it’s just that this time, it involves my future wife.”

“So, no pressure,” Bob gulps. 

“Relax. I’ve got a plan,” Phoenix winks, gesturing for the three guys to come closer.

Harvard doesn’t seem all that smart, and you wonder if it's an ironic nickname or callsign, as Rooster had explained. Harvard certainly doesn’t understand body language. You’ve tried, unsuccessfully, to put some distance between you three times. The third time he slides his arm around your shoulders. 

Before you can shrug, his arm slips off, and suddenly, a pretty brunette woman is in his place. “Hi,” she says brightly, her back to a flustered-looking Harvard. “I’m Phoenix, and this is Fanboy. We’re friends with Rooster.” 

Butterflies dance in your stomach. Before she can say anymore or you have a chance to wonder why he’s sent his friends to rescue you, the jukebox cuts off, and a collective groan echoes around the room. 

“That was supposed to happen,” Phoenix smiles. Fanboy is speaking quietly to Harvard, and he doesn’t seem happy about whatever is being said, but you're grateful for the interruption. 

There’s a soft twinkling from a piano somewhere in the room, and after a few more notes, you find the source. Phoenix continues, “That’s Bob, and you’ve met Rooster.” 

Your eyes drift up from the piano player and land on Bradley, fingers tapping the wooden top, while Bob continues to find the right melody.

Rooster’s eyes are locked on you, a shy smirk lifting the corner of his mustache. 

“Thanks for the save,” you say to Phoenix but keep your eyes on Rooster. 

“Well, it wasn’t the actual intention, but Harvard can be a bit…” she trails off.

“Thick?” 

“That’s a good word for him,” she laughs.

The bright random notes turn into a clear, rich melody that flows through the room moments before the smooth baritone of Rooster’s voice fills the air. “You’re just too good to be true. Can’t take my eyes off of you.”

Damn, he can sing! 

Taking the lyrics literally, he doesn’t avert his eyes while he serenades you. You feel Phoenix’s hand at your elbow, but you can’t look away from the gorgeous man belting out a song just for you. Only when he draws closer do you realize she’s guiding you to him. 

The bar is packed, and the crowd gathers around the piano, but somehow Rooster is always in your line of sight, and then Fanboy is in front of you, splitting the crowd to let you through. 

It feels surreal but magical when somehow there’s a clear path straight to Rooster. It looks like an aisle leading to an altar, and the man that awaits you has been sent from the heavens because he’s gorgeous, kind, funny, and clearly has a talent for commanding a room. You wonder what else you could uncover, given some time.

“At long last, love has arrived,” Rooster sings as you reach his side. Phoenix slips away as you reach for Bradley’s outstretched hand. 

Definitely an altar, and you’ll happily worship here for eternity. Interlocking your fingers with his, he pulls you against him. “Now that I found you, stay,” it’s more than a song, it's a question, and you nod. 

Slowly, he inches closer, and the crowd takes over, singing the chorus, when his lips connect with yours and the world melts away. 

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Random story idea: Cooking competition. The contestants are Y/N, Bucky and Lloyd. Who wins and with what dishes?

-Zombie

Thank you for the ideas, dear bestie @thezombieprostitute. Here it goes. I hope you like it.

🍔

In the wild world of the "Cook-Off Carnival," Y/N, Bucky, and Lloyd whipped up some seriously wacky dishes.

Who will make the best burger?

Y/N kept it chill with the "Happy Classic Burger." Just a tasty beef patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and a bit of homemade sauce. Simple but satisfying.

Bucky Barnes went all out with his "Cosmic Blast Burger." Picture this: a spicy beef patty, onions cooked in hot sauce, blue cheese foam, and a golden egg on top. It's like a flavor explosion in your mouth!

Then there's Lloyd, the king of crazy, with his "Monster Mash Burger." This bad boy had a beef patty mixed with bacon, mac and cheese, and crushed chips. Fried to perfection and served on a donut bun with super cold ketchup.

As the crowd oohed and 'aah' at the wild creations, each chef stood proudly next to their masterpiece.

And guess what? In the end, Y/N's "Happy Classic Burger" won the crowd's hearts (and stomachs). Because sometimes, in a world of crazy, simple, and tasty, it wins the day.

[endeenderman]

I Ended Up Visiting A Restaurant Which I Believe Would Be The Perfect Place For An ObeyMe! Collab! 😍

So I ended up driving past this place called Burgertory, I immediately loved the word play and the whole video so I checked it out and omg! It's so beautiful! 😍 personally I believe that it's definitely a place you will find in the Devildom so let me take you around. Now I'm not sure whether Burgertory is a thing outside of Australia but you can always Google it and see if there's one in your country.

So lets take a look at the menu 🥰

You see what I mean!?! The have a burger each based on the 7 deadly sins!!! It's so perfect! 😍 Ahem...let's move on~

(quick disclaimer, all burger images excluding the Envy one are not mine they are from their Instagram page because I could not buy and eat 7 different burgers...they would go to waste...)

First off! The Pride Burger! Pride consists off a premium beef patty, American cheese, pride relish, Purity mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, in a milk bun.

Second! We got The Greed Burger! Greed consists off a fried chicken patty dipped in Carolina Reaper sauce, American slaw, purity mayo, in a charcoal infused bun.

Third! We have The Envy Burger! which is the one I actually got, it consists off a plant-based patty, vegan cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, envy mayo, pride relish, mustard, in a green bun. So it's vegan if you didn't make sense of that already, personally I really don't like the taste of a plant burger patty so I asked if they could do chicken for me instead and the employee was so kind to do so for me 🥰 (I needed to get Envy! For my darling Leviathan 😍).

Fourth! We got The Wrath Burger! This this is spicy as hell apparently 😂, it consists off a premium beef patty, Mac n Cheese patty, bacon, American cheese, Jalapenos, tomato, red onion, wicked hot sauce & sinner sauce, in a charcoal infused bun.

Fifth on the list! The Lust Burger! Lust has to be my second favourite and I will definitely try it next time, it consists off a Southern fried chicken, American slaw, pickles, purity mayo, in a milk bun.

Sixth! We got The Gluttony Burger! Holy Shoulder's Of Simeon that thing looks crazy 😱, it consists off a Southern fried chicken, premium beef patty, American cheese, caramelised onion, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, purity mayo, in a charcoal infused bun.

Seventh but not least! The Sloth Burger! It consists off 2x premium smashed beef patties, 2x American cheese, Jalapenos, pickles, lettuce, tomato, red onion, Pride relish, mustard, in a milk bun.

They also have special menu items from time to time and one of those was the ✨Juicy Lucifer Burger✨ it's sound funny idk 😂 ✨juicy✨...ahem...it consists off a beef patty, strips of bacon, maple syrup, caramelized onions, American cheese, Sinner sauce in a brioche bun.

And this was the place! If you guys want me to cover the Archangel Burgers as well let me know and I will definitely do that 😊💕

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Lalaloopsy Patty Burgers 'N' Buns

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HEYY OLLII 🫵🏽🫵🏽

12. Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?

i really wanna go to amsterdam because i have some family there and IDKKK i just feel like itd be a really fun experience

20. What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

ykw i don’t think i know any useless facts ive been sitting here for a minute thinking about it HAHAJSJDF

22. What is your most prized possession?

hmmm i think either my kid a artbook or this coin i got made for me when i was born JSKSKKDG

9. What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

doing good in school def. i was usually hard on myself about grades and work (STILL AM) n stuff despite me literally being an a student LIKE GIRL WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT OMG but looking back my grades was really decent and i’m really proud of myself for that

10. What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?

i said this in dogcrew the other day but i don’t eat burgers with anything on it not even ketchup HELPP i just eat a bun and a patty

35. What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

i think online i make really good (AT LEAST I TRY) first impressions but idk i still feel like some people might find me annoying BUT IRL OHHH MY GOD i’m a nervous wreck and i think everyone around me hates me it’s so bad but once i get to know them better i tend to warm up around them