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thedragonpenny · 4 months ago

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I wasn't planning to text post this but I ran out of tags. I will finish off my one day egg meal plan with a late night snack of 4 devilled eggs and have successfully eaten my age in eggs. Once I hit 30 this will no longer be sustainable.

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#breakfast: scrambled eggs sandwich with bacon and mayo. 2 eggs. i would make a batch of 10 deviled eggs to eat throughout the day #second breakfast/morning snack: 2 eggs worth of deviled eggs #lunch: chicken n egg salad. probably 1 chicken breast and like 3 boiled eggs? idk this part would take some planning #do the eggs in the mayo count?#i think the eggs in the mayo should count #lets say all of the mayo i use in this day is 1 egg to be conservative #but lets me real im white so its gunna be a lot of mayo #2 more deviled eggs for second lunch #im going to dye some eggs to bring some whimsy into what is now an egg fueled hellscape of a day #i subscribe to the dye one eat one model #while one is marinating in the dye i am eating another like an apple #i usually get bored around 3 eggs dyed so thats 3 more nondyed eggs eaten #up to 13 now i think #halfway there #2 more deviled eggs lets go #we're up to dinner now #i want to make a monstrocity of a meal that is cooked to resemble nonegg foodstuffs but is in fact all eggs #so im thinking baked potatoes #these are just boiled eggs that have been split open on top. had the yolks removed. and had scrambled eggs reinserted #with the aforementioned yolk deviled and dolluped on top like sour cream #that's 2 more eggs #now an omlette but rolled into tubes like green beans or asparagus #my vision is really coming together now #lets say thats 2 more eggs #now i want an eggurger #burger but egg #scrambled egg patty #2 more eggs #extra fluffy scrambled egg buns #2 more eggs for each top and bottom

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