#patterned toilet

[planetbabel]

3/4 Bath - Bathroom Mid-sized eclectic 3/4 white tile and ceramic tile dark wood floor alcove shower photo with a two-piece toilet, orange walls and a pedestal sink

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

I like how AidaIro writes like one trio a interacting over and over again

Ghostie school mystery, school girl, human boy with powers

Ghostie, school girl, human boy with powers

School mystery, school girl, human boy with powers

[ocelotlesbian]

mitsupooch and lion koub! (from a wip i've had since march)

[astrocket]

HI. I'M NOT DEAD. I'm working on making a digital version of a doodle I made at school that I liked

[musicalmoritz]

writing patterns ✨

rules: share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns!

The amazing @nyxi-pixie tagged me in this and I never waste an opportunity to yap about my own writing so here we go💪🏻

come go with me (we've got it made) (aoinene shopping, 3k)

“The row of teacups sat on a dusty old bookshelf are the first items to catch Nene’s eye.”

teenage witches (hkom aoinene, 7k)

“Nene peered down at the amphibian beside her shoe.”

wish that i was as invisible as you make me feel (aoinene hurt/comfort, 10k)

“Steam rises from the cup in Aoi’s palms, gracing the air with an herbal aroma.”

am i warm enough? (aoinene morning kisses, 2k)

“Early mornings with her girlfriend are some of Aoi’s favorite moments.”

run your morning bath in seafoam (aoinene at the beach, 4k)

“On the first day of summer break, Nene packed her bag knowing exactly where she wanted to go.”

in the sun, i feel as one (terukane + mitsukou shovel talk, 3k)

“Why are you using a fork?” 

nostalgia (mitsukou and stuffed animals, 2k)

“This is Princess Honoka.” 

carried away (meinene fluff, 5k)

“Under the yellow sunset of a cold September evening, Mei and Nene became girlfriends.”

heaven is a place on earth with you (mitsukou ft. mitsuba’s dependent personality disorder, 2k)

“The school hallways look uncanny in the early morning, devoid of the bodies that bring them to life during the day.”

time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth (terukane first date, 5k)

“Are we almost there?”

Usually when I’m struggling to open a fic I either start with a quote or the description of a setting. I thought I had my patterns down, but I was pleasantly surprised to notice more variety with these, or at least more unique openings than I remember writing. I also noticed that the mlm fics are the ones I tend to open with quotes, that’s not to say I’m lazier with those but…well…I do very much have a femslash bias lol. I also noticed more action put into the first sentences than I was aware of including. Hmmmm

Okay I have a lot of cool moots who are fic writers so thinking off the top of my head I’m gonna tag @leillaaaa, @livvidaloca, and @ifwecouldbefriends. Absolutely no pressure to participate but if you want to, I would love to see ya’ll do this challenge!!

[hanakou-often]

I really enjoy seeing the various HanaKou-ish panels and a good chunk of them is just Kou hitting Hanako

[divinekangaroo]

not the paper nor the words we waste (but time and lives) - pettiot - Peaky Blinders (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

Post S4 and pre S6, snippets of Thomas Shelby's political career.

Ch 6: An Examination of the Emergence of Sir Oswald Mosley's Obsession with Tormenting Thomas Shelby. Thomas takes an urgent toilet break from a unionist lunch. Oswald is motivated to follow.

[tags and the earlier 5 chapters at the link]

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[nubs-mbee]

do you ever drag your finger lightly over your leg to get those white lines to appear

[knithacker]

And now for something different! Crochet a Toilet Amigurumi for World Toilet Day With This FREE Pattern: 👉 https://buff.ly/36OmqN7 🚽

[itshomobirb]

2 memories i feel like sharing, & some backstory context: so my ass has been spayed, and healthy people take 6-8 weeks to fully recover from getting spayed. i, chronically ill, took longer. as with any abdominal surgery, they told me "no lifting over 10lb u could tear ur stitches." and for reference, my cats are 12 lb wonders.

so im chilling in bed. ~4 weeks after surgery. and my mother starts SCREAMING my name. like "OH MY GOD BORB COME IN HERE NOW QUICK QUICK HURRY OH GOD." so i do, albeit slowly because, you know, still recovering from major surgery. she's freaking out about one of my cats, who looks entirely normal. oh but he ~suddenly stopped~ and ~twisted his body~ i don't know if he's going to be ok. one mother panic attack and one emergency vet visit later (with my mother's help bc i couldn't lift my cat due to lifting restrictions) : he had flea dirt on his hind legs. he was twisting around to lick around his arse. cool 👍 (ofc my mother, on the ride back from the vet, tried to tell me NOT to give the kids flea meds, she doesn't know what kind of ~health ramifications~ flea meds can have if *gasp* the kids don't actually have fleas)

around the same time period, i get woken up by my mother screaming "HELP HELP HELP!!" the first day it happens, she stops within ~15 seconds, and i hear my parents talking before i fall back asleep. find out later the mechanism for moving the window panels up & down in the bathroom broke, so the top panel had trapped her fingers a la guillotine style. my parents joke "well borb if you hear your mother screaming... her fingers are probably trapped 😂." can you guess what happens next. my father was gone the next day, and guess who got her fingers trapped AGAIN by the bathroom window. so i get woken up by her screaming, and i have to help dislodge the window around her bare naked ass. and sure, i have sympathy because i bet it was really painful. but like. are you fucking stupid. my father had to literally childproof the window by installing a screw so the guillotine panel would catch against the other panel so fingers wouldn't get trapped. just so my mother wouldn't get her fingers trapped again. we all knew that if it wasn't there, she would 1000% get her fingers trapped again. but *im* supposedly the incompetent fuck up that NEEDS to be told exactly what to do just in case i, idk, have an independent thought.

[gemwolfz]

this dumb cunt thinks kids pretending to be animals is a symptom of mental illness and wholeheartedly believes the shitty "furries want litterboxes in schools!!" thing

[dragonmom-art]

I made a toilet paper holder shaped like Freddy Fazbear for my desk... I do believe I made his eyes a little too big, I might redo him one day and write down the pattern... It looks cute nonetheless lol

[bmpmp3]

some fashion dreamer adventures from playing too much in the past two days :) (MY USER ID IS LGXwM6wQk5 FEEL FREE TO request stuff or whatever u do in this game i forgor) :

(ignore shocked shane this aint about him) made my OC dave as my first muse so i am kinda playing hard mode with the type b body situation but im like. determined now. im gonna make the flashiest and cutest and over the top outfits i can muster with the scraps theyve given the the type b (jk jk its not TOO bad its the best we've gotten so far but I do wish i could wear shorter shorts and crop tops and some of those type a socks are so cute i saw some that were like bandage thigh highs. dave should be allowed to wear thigh highs. dave should be allowed to wear thigh highs)

still having a lot of fun tho! sometime i should get around to making a type a muse but most people i meet are type a so i never run out of people to dress either way LOL

like most people i have things i hope they add in the future (like i said before, the lack of zoom is DIRE) and right now some of the currencies and levelling systems feel a little unbalanced (i have so many of the star things and bingo things and a decent amount of gacha things but the photo prop coins are my most coveted thing rn i have like 1 single one JKDLSJFDS) but im enjoying myself a lot like i knew i would

was trying to take a pic of this other player's muse that had this really neat witch situation but i accidentally made dave dab and got really scared <3

in the end we must all go to the photo egg. in the end we all go into the photo egg. the universality of the photo egg.

kinda wacky from daylight savings time changes i always get wacky i dont know what year or time it is. i spent twenty minutes scouring the ACT cocoon for the showroom stream 'cause i couldnt find it until i accidentally went into this like. basement alley. its in the basement alley <3 <3 <3

i guess we dont just go into the egg. we also. go into the. cocoons. the cocoons. in eve? cocoons in eve have. eggs in them

anyway i just unlocked cocoon FUN and its so awesome and scary and so so scary look at this bear

free this bear somebody please free this bear ignore dave posing free this bear cocoon fun has bears behind bars and gazebos that raise you into heaven its so scary and awesome

going back to the photo props my favourites so far are the flowers theyre so cute

i dont do the vertical photos that often because theyre kinda hard to do (u have to like. turn ur head or the switch to the side..... im nearly exclusively a tabletop switch player so i cant imagine what its like for docked player LOL) but this ones cute!

but yeah very fun and extremely addicting i need to go to bed. i need to go to bed. i have assignments and i need to go to bed. but i want. to make outfits..........i must.....make outfits......graaaaahhh........GRAAAAAHHHHHH (turns into a zombie before your eyes)

[ofcowardiceandkings]

when the possibility for art theft was like ... an entitled douche or a kid who doesnt get it , it was kind of bearable to risk sharing art online but fuuckk mannn

i dont want every powerdrunk tech bro to scrape the soul out of all my art without me knowing or consenting just to train their stupid robot brain to do art badly

where the fuck are we supposed to have creative communities now

[emi1y]

lol fuck that guys pipes <mantra of clearing out my shower with draino instead of trying to get my dipshit absentee landlord to call a plumber for me

[stillthesunkenstars]

No one:

People with grey eyes: