#patrick x ellie

[hvlfwygod]

Alone in the car, Patrick got a text from the hookup. He typed a fast response, as if Ellie would appear at any moment and glean any information from an unsaved number. Of course, hookup replied again. He replied again. Then again, and again, and before he realized, his sister was opening the door again. Patrick tucked his phone in his pocket and grabbed the cup hastily.

“Um. There are more than one cafes in this town.” Patrick scoffed and took a sip of his drink, but it was too hot so he left the cup resting between his hands. “Coffee is not a lost art. I could throw a stone and find a place. And when I’m feeling lazy, Cleo gave me one of those fancy machines. I feel like a rich asshole with it, but, I’m taken care of.” This place did have the best coffee, though, to Patrick’s chagrin. He watched the town slip by for another minute, then plugged his phone into the center console. “Music?” While he waited for her response, he typed an address in and started the directions.

"Come on, I need to live vicariously through you, Miles is always so busy during football season and I don't go to another game until the fifteenth," Ellie said, pouting lightly, mostly just to piss him off a little more. What was the point of being the younger sister if not to get under your sibling's skin every once in a while. Besides, she was curious and it was better to talk about this than sitting in silence the entire drive.

She swung into the parking lot of the café, running in to grab two large coffees for them. When she got back in, she handed him the caramel flavored drink, "Where do you even get coffee like this since you got banned? I feel like they have the best coffee here," she said as she pulled back onto the road.

[s8tnn]

patrick bateman icons pt.2

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[venusjailer]

I’m tempted to start making American Psycho video essays because at this point the YouTube selection for our fandom is limited to one of the following:

1) American Psycho Ending (Explained Like I’m 5)

2) IS PATRICK BATEMAN A PSYCHOPATH OR A NARCISSIST? — TikTok Psychologist Weighs In

3) How to Dress Like Patrick Bateman as a High School Freshman

4) Patrick Bateman sigma phonk edits compilation (i’m literally him) 🐺🥶🗿🔥

[olliesasimplething]

It’s September which means it’s almost October which means it’s almost Halloween!

So a cute lil Ellie/Dina Halloween fluff piece!

Okay, so it's definitely close to Halloween now lmao

This isn't exactly a fluff piece, but I've imagined these two as classic movie psychos. Ofc, Ellie is Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) and Dina is Annie Wilkes (Misery)

[ttrickydisco]

found these inside my gallery and now I know why I have 14gb of pictures

[couchsterfield]

Patrick bateman doodles

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

Event poll series: Fictional Wrestlemania (Night 1)

Match 4: BTVS Angel vs. Patrick Bateman in a casket match

If you want to catch up on the lore/storyline details: Click this link

[mothhmannn]

We wanna talk about sex but we're not allowed

(some Paul x Patrick stuff)

[renegadesstuff]

SHIPS' FIRST HUG 🫂❤️

[petraden]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[h3llraz0rr]

HIHIHI IM STILL ALIVE!! Back at college again so expect some delayed posting butttt i'm currently into American Psycho and ofc y'all know me.. I SAW THIS TEMPLATE AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THEM

CLOSE UPS:

RAMBLE DOWN BELOWWWWW:

OKAY SO..

I like to think that Patrick met Angela at P & P (she was hired as a graphic designer,, HAHA NOTICE THE PATTERN HERE) and was planning on ☠️ her but he actually ends up enjoying her company and how down to earth she is. She isn't another 'bimbo' like he thought she'd be nor someone superficial, which is refreshing to him. They share certain things in common and he enjoys her similar sense of humor, but unfortunately when she finds out for herself his dark secret and the lives he took for his own sick pleasure, she plans on distancing herself far from him. He doesn't want to lose her to this, for he's never been able to actually connect with someone genuinely before, but he won't let her sabotage his reputation... He also gets rather paranoid about her snitching to the authorities, driving him to hunt her down.

I like to think that he also didn't expect to be attracted to her because of how important looks are to him (with her being a plus-sized girl). We all know how him and his posse feel about women in general, but we can tell Patrick has a type (skinny woman, blonde hair, all that jazz). So this would have definitely blown him out the water. He definitely keeps their relationship a secret too, afraid of what his colleagues might say.

He likes her art skills and he definitely goes to her for assistance on improving his business card to be better than everyone else's. They both share an appreciation for artistic/musical forms. Patrick likes how she listens to him ramble on music and even engages, proving to be an active listener.

Angela's also besties with Jean (cause I said so) and I feel like she'd run to her first to warn her about Patrick when his secret is unveiled.

(This is them LMFAOOOO)

[knyontop]

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Alex is wearing a Ghost face costume! Its nice and warm perfect for the weather, she makes her brother Victor match with her to! Of course she has to cause some mischief she writes in her signature color green “Whats your favorite scary movie?” On a alleyway.

Alex when she first gets there she stays by Victors side, he of course goes to find the bowers gang she hangs around them for a bit before sneaking off as always to hang with her other friends.

She runs into Sawyer and Marilyn she talks with them showing off her cool outfit and showing them the knife she stole from Henry to go with it. She compliments Marilyns angel outfit saying it fits her, shes the angel of derry isn’t she? Alex questions Sawyers choice of costume not understanding it but ether way saying she likes it. She runs off to find Bethany now, Marilyn telling her to be careful out there in the crowd of dumb teenagers.

She finds Bethany and gives her a tight hug, she talks with her admiring Bethanys outfit. She pulls out the knife she stole from Henry and acts all cocky with it until she accidentally cuts herself with it adding to the cuts and scraps she already has on her hands. She gets embarrassed and quickly leaves telling her friend bye leaving Bethany to laugh and mock her about it. Although shes mocking Alex she feels a bit lonely being by herself with all these stupid teenage girls and trys to find Sawyer.

Alexander looks around the place getting lost a few times trying to find her other friends, she eventually bumbs into Willow she talks for a while with Willow cracking dumb jokes with her and drinking some punch Willow accidentally getting a few drops on her own outfit. Alex compliments Willows costume giving her a thumbs up with a cheeky smile and runs of to find Lottie.

She finds Lottie looking at the stars, Alex wraps her hands around her waist saying “Boo!” Scaring Lottie, they both talk for a bit Lottie teasing Alex about her basic outfit and Alex punching her shoulder playfully. Lottie wrapped her arm around Alexs shoulder giving her one tight squeeze before walking off.

Alex looks around wondering what to do, maybe go annoy Bethany? Hang out with Willow? Just stay and hang out with the bowers gang? But then she sees a certain girl, her heart skips a beat and she walks over to her nervously.

She hides her nervousness and trys to act normal falling even dropping her knife out of nervousness, of course the brunette girl Ellie laughs it off reassuring Alex that its fine. Alex hangs around Ellie for half of the night until she heads over to Sawyer and Bethany.

She put her hands on there shoulders saying “Boo!” Effectively scaring them. She laughs while Bethany punches her shoulder harshly making Alex wince, she gets in between them and stays with them for the rest of the night.

When the bowers gang is ready to go Alex leaves with them, Patrick doing everything he can to scare her, Henry eventually finding out she stole his knife making him snap at her, Belch complimenting her outfit and teasing Vic about it, Victor asking if this was worth it, Alex responded “Of course it was! Seeing you annoyed is the best part of my day.”

Belch drops Victor and Alex off, Alex smiles to herself thinking about all the fun she had.

@fauxfinale @patricks-hockstetters-lighter @henrys-mullet @ermmiauwsp @necr0chainzz @rockfailure

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[s8tnn]

patrick bateman icons pt.1

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[venusjailer]

you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling 𐙚˚❀༉ 𐙚 Evelyn x Courtney

Good Luck, Babe! / Chappell Roan (2024)

[fluffishere]

Bateman: Jean I wanna kiss you I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mea

[ttrickydisco]

american psycho fanfics be like: patrick bateman tries to kill paul owen but he fails miserably (expected) and ends it with ✨homosexuality ✨