#patjean

[couchsterfield]

"I imagine running around Central Park on a cool spring afternoon with Jean, laughing, holding hands. We buy balloons, we let them go."

[v7n5]

What a day, hm?

Whoever made this is correct because it’s supposed to be like this.

(the lil barbie wig on Jean's head 😭 I can't)

[fluffishere]

Imagine Bateman tells Jean to wear high heels, to make himself feel more masculine. But it backfires horribly and the extra height makes her actually slightly taller than him.

[wildbleaberry]

There's plenty more where that came from

[basement-vampire]

Fandom: American Psycho

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Patrick Bateman/Jean

Additional Tags: Drabble, Stalking, Violent Thoughts

Chapters: 1/1

Whumptober 2023, Day 23: Stalking

He's standing outside, looking in through her window.

[endofthe1980s]

with one of american psycho's epigraphs being from "notes from underground" by Dostoevsky, it's safe to say there's more than a little influence of his work in AP

where it really shows is in the chapter, end of the 1980s, with references to Dostoevsky's "crime and punishment"

from C&P:

from AP :

C&P is referenced in this chapter because a similarity between raskolnikov's and patrick's stories is being highlighted

both of them share a girl (sonia and jean) that cause the main character to change. sonia makes raskolnikov confess. jean makes patrick reexamine

[fireworkss-exe]

should I draw patjean as the three cheers for sweet revenge album cover

[old-wild-child]

Get To Know Me Meme

Tagged by: @thebreakfastgenie thanks !!!!!

Top three ships: Houlihawk (Hawkeye/Margaret from Mash) is my favorite thing ever ATM. Also starting to get into Patjean (Patrick/Jean from American Psycho). They’re… interesting?? I never thought I’d be one of those basic white girls who has a ship where one character is a deranged psychopath with murder tendencies (if you, like me, believe it was in his head), but here I am. I can’t think of an ultimate 3rd one, so I’ll say all the other Mash couples (Charles and Donna were so great). I also love Velma/Roxie from Chicago because just put ‘em in a room together and they’d the power couple in no time.

First ship: I’m not in this fandom at all, but when I was thirteen and watched The Breakfast Club and was like “Bender and Allison would have been a better pairing than the awful pairings in the end”.

Last song: Pleasant Valley Sunday by The Monkees

Last Movie: G.I. Blues

Currently reading: This is kind of embarrassing, but American Girl books. (Specifically Kit and Rebecca, which were my favorites as a kid). Basically, I only recently got back into reading for fun after not doing that for 5 years. And I also don’t have the same attention span I had at age 13, so I reread all the stuff I liked as a kid to get back into it. I’m also getting into Judy Blume since I know I would have liked her at age 10.

Currently watching: M*A*S*H is the only thing I’ve been super dedicated to lately. But my other favorite TV shows are King of the Hill (I started and finished the entire show all of last summer so that’s my biggest accomplishment hehe) and My Name Is Earl. I also just started Skins and The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Currently consuming: nothing, but I had a hot dog and French fries earlier

Craving: the scallop potatoes I’m going to make for Christmas

Tagging: @a-world-in-a-grain-of-sand @lenabobena91 @funkyfreakyday @frapphae @perfectopposite @lorrainestea @luvsbitca And anyone else who wants to do this !!!!!!! Also don’t feel obligated to post because I tagged you

[elrondsscribe]

Book!Patrick: I am not a real person. I am not properly human. I have not the capacity to relate to other humans. Also I was just buying some Christmas gifts for Jean the other day lol.

[couchsterfield]

follow up on transmasc jean (God save me please)

my first ever coloured sketch in a while and it's completely self indulgent

tw: t slur usage under cut

He needs Help

[v7n5]

Patjean in the year of our lord 2024

[fluffishere]

Bateman: Jean I wanna kiss you I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mean kill I mean kiss I mea

[wildbleaberry]

If the American Psycho gang had hinge

[gay-ben-shapiro]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4rA9vLZlOmngj85EQGEwv5?si=mh2u8p2ISjO8yfErSoJySw

Oh my girl, oh my girl, just give me a chance/I don’t want to explain, I just want to dance/On the graves, on the graves/Of every girl that I knew before you/That are dead to me too

Go listen to my patjean playlist 🤭🖤

[basement-vampire]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38996913

Like a child plucking petals off a flower—she loves me, she loves me not, I’m going to kill her, I’m going to let her live. I’m going to carve her eyes out. I’m going to make love to her on satin sheets.

Another day, another hyperfixation 🙃 new fic up on my ao3

[endofthe1980s]

baxter: 2, victor: 0