#patrick batemen

[datpo3t]

idgaf if theyre a shitty person second I see a classical man with dark hair with issues I turn into a damn dog

[spookiesmausoleum]

❛ 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨 ❜ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

Here's some quotes from "American Psycho" with a few content warnings just due to the subject matter of the movie even if I did try to avoid certain quotes: Drugs , Murder , Psychosis , Cursing , Violence

"Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people."

"I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly."

"Well, most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it."

"There is an idea of a [name]; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

"My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others."

"I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself."

"Not if you want to keep your spleen."

"My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

"I don't think we should see each other any more."

"But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work."

"I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em."

"Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it?"

"You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?"

"You have a really nice place here, [name]. How much did you pay for it?"

"Well, actually, that's none of your business, [name]. But I can assure you, it certainly wasn't cheap."

"Let's see [name]'s card."

"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark."

"Is something wrong, [name]? You're sweating."

"It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal."

"Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!"

"[Name] has mistaken me for this dickhead [other name]."

"It's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves."

"When I get to [name]'s place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that [name]'s apartment overlooks the park and is obviously more expensive than mine."

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust."

"Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why."

"My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy."

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

"Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower."

"That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway."

"No—I’m in touch with humanity. [name], I’m sorry, I just uh—you’re not terribly important to me."

"What’s that?"

"Duct tape. I need it for—taping something."

"Pumpkin, you’re dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you’re dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed."

"I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don’t want to get hurt, do you?"

"I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

"If you don’t shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you."

"Now, [name], listen. Listen very, very carefully—I killed [name], and I liked it."

"Make someone happy. Have you ever wanted to?"

"I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special."

"I know my behavior can be—erratic sometimes."

"You hate that job anyway. I don’t see why you just don’t quit."

"Because I want to fit in."

"I’m leaving. I’ve assessed the situation, and I’m going."

"Hey, I’m a child of divorce, gimme a break!"

"Oh, that? Just mulling over business problems, examining opportunities, exchanging rumors, spreading gossip."

"Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly."

"God—I guess I was probably returning videotapes."

"I need to return some videotapes."

[asks-n-trolls]

Armael for the crush meme 👀

runner up mention. i was gonna put ' i habe courvvid'

[arseniccattails]

The way people talk about their blorbos is so funny "can't explain it but [character they relate to heavily] definitely [trait they share]" like yeah sometimes it's coding and sometimes you've discovered headcanons. Congrats.

[armand-dearest]

Whoever decided to put Two Weeks over the scene of Tyrell Wellick making out with and promptly strangling to death the wife of his main corporate rival was insane btw, and I owe them my life

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, those dude-bro film 'nerds' that idolize the joker/Tyler durden/Patrick Bateman fundamentally misunderstand the whole point of those characters and I want to punch them all in the face

[todayisafridaynight]

Mine Yoshitaka? Briefly a gangster? Parent died? Had Kanda decapitated? Homosexual?

Once again I am forced to think of the line “He was the only man I ever loved” who says that about a fAtHeR fIgUrE. This is what happens to men when society won’t let them say they love their homies and male family members. They clutch onto queer video game characters for all the wrong reasons

if i wanna play devil's advocate, there are some girls i've heard say the only man they love is their dad, but i dont think that applies here......... 💀

[1teeth]

It’s so funny that my old roommate would threaten to k!££ me because if he was even able to catch me I would still cook his ass. U r 5’6” at most, out of shape and hit the bong 5 times a day. And a pussy. And I grew up roughhousing with siblings and youre an only child LOL sorry I just keep remembering it

[assiraphales]

remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

[greppelheks]

Now that I no longer live with my mother and she no longer seems to see me as an extension of herself, she's actually showing me kindness in a way I didn't think she was capable of, that's breaking my heart in both a good and a bad way.

[boycrazedboy]

Omg. I rarely enjoy "smaller" tummies much, but this one rocks. The hair trail is 😘👌 the way it gently rests on the cushion, the way it slightly pushing down the pjs, the small but prominent love handle... oh my god, is it forming a crease?

My second attempt at tummy Tuesday

[majimassqueaktoy]

Daigo: couple of one night stands and then...

Mine: complete virgin until he and Daigo get physical a couple of times.

😂.

[getmeoutofhell]

Slashers x f! reader texting

warnings: cussing

a/n: not all of them are in here, but a handful are.

y/n: yo can one of you guys please feed babadook, also make sure the kitchen stays clean. thank you!

art: no

y/n: fym no

ethan: i’ll try to feed him if i can. i might need some guidance tho 😅

y/n: all good ethan, thank you! 😊

freddy: why the fuck would you wanna feed that thing? have some standards white boy

jennifer: lmaoo 😭

y/n: guys be nice please.

jason: hi

y/n: hi jason! how are you? :)

jason: 1m g0od

y/n: that’s good! 👍

corey: hey everyone

y/n: oh hey corey!

hannibal: what is this?

y/n: this is a groupchat with everyone doctor. it’s so we can communicate better when one of us is not at home.

hannibal: that’s fine y/n.

patrick: what the hell is this? and why is fredrick on my phone?

freddy: piss off you ocd bitch

will: 😂

y/n: okay guys chill out

*patrick batemen left the group*

freddy: 😂

penny: 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

art: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

y/n: please for the love of god, don’t start spamming again you two.

art: i’m going to the park

y/n: okay take the other 3 with you please

art: 👍🏻

ethan: hey y/n?

y/n: yeah wsp?

ethan: would you uh, like to go out sometime? like to the movies or something? only if you’re cool with it

jennifer: ouh since when did ethan grow balls? 👀

ethan: y’all do know i’m also a murder right? i’m not a pussy

amber: i smell cap

y/n: *replying to ethan’s chat* yes ofc! how about we go somewhere when i get back to the house??

ethan: yeah that sounds good!

ethan: also amber shut up

amber: make me

ethan: k i got you

*ethan removed amber freeman from the group*

*y/n added amber freeman to the group*

y/n: omg

anabelle: #%\*+¥’

y/n: tf

freddy: since when did that damn thing have a phone?

y/n: that’s the same thing i’m wondering 😅

anabelle: mortem

y/n: bro what

pinhead: she said ‘death’ in latin.

y/n: oh really?

*y/n removed anebelle from the group*

y/n: not today bitch

[weird-will]

Hes totally listening to The happy song lol

Mr. Scratch, as Patrick Bateman

[ell-es-dee]

☣ hallo !! im nawt the best at making intros so.. here's the best one i could put together... (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

⤷ before you read just know that if you are very judgemental you do not belong here

💊 namehoard: toxin, sayori, yakui (main name), cyanide, lithium, radium, xenon, cyber, marigold, bonnie, keta/ketamine, hazard, strawb, nyacifier, chlorine, zombeh, bena/benadryl, poptart, kona, hikkie, valentine ++ any fictionkin names are fine!!

💊 my most media connected fictionkin is yakui–san from nijura maids!!!! keep this in mind :o)

💊 nonbinaryflux intersex boygirl, aroaceflux and pomoromantic ++ xenogenders

💊 pronouns: it/xe/lean/purp/glitch/nuke (use any other and i will give 1 warning, and if u continue it will become a block.

💊 all of my aesthetics/subcultures (very passionate about them && will block if disrespectful): larpercore, slasher summer, juggalo, cultcore, doomer, slimepunk, necrotrap, bastardcore, terrorwave, incelcore, sigmacore, grunge, gopnik, slavic, jumpstylecore, oddcore, toxiccore, glowwave, icepunk, breakcore, acidwave, drvgcore, kinderwhore, trashcore, urbling, scemo, shinora, gurokawa, rokku gyaru, hadeko, clowncore, yamanba gyaru, maidcore

💊 i have some disorders,, iwc always ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა (i swear im nice)

💊 some of my main fandoms: fnaf, yandere simulator, class of 09, ddlc, genshin impact, lucky star, creepypasta, eddsworld, south park, monster high, tyler the creator lore, mlp, strawberry shortcake, athf, homestuck, vocaloid, gorillaz, goosebumps, nijura maids (i dont support the creator 😕), cry of fear ++ more

💊 top fictionkins;; ticci toby (crp), yakui-san (nijura maids), billy lenz, nicole (class of 09), kyle broflovski, casey (scream), wendy torrence, carrie white, hatsune miku, sayori (ddlc), midori gurin (yansim), karkat vantas, bonnie (fnaf), tord (eddsworld), derpy hooves (mlp), tavros nitram, applejack (mlp), toko fukawa, biscuit tan, patrick batemen, natsuki (ddlc), karen (class of 09), meatwad (athf), sayaka maizono, hamtaro, stanley mitchell, shitai san, cassie (skins) ++ wayy more.. (pfp is probably who im kinshifted as) also im fine with doubles & mediamates!!

💊 some of my favorite music artists;; smashing pumpkins, jazmin bean, sharkdrug, yabujin, korn, icp, limp bizket, kmfdm, nirvana, 2pac, 4lung (i dont support the creator), bloodhound gang, cannibal corpse, foo fighters ☹️, weezer, gorillaz, kendrick lamar, lagoyo, red hot chili peppers, tyler the creator, basement jaxx, pierce the veil, deftones, ayesha erotica, slipknot, 1 800 pain, msi, hole, 2pac, slipknot, sematary, live (band), dmx

💊 fave movies/shows: scream, saw, skins, the united states of leland, ANY tim burton movie, final destination, american psycho, the office, impractical jokers, south park, rick & morty, twilight, pulp fiction, amercian horror story, heathers, carrie, pet cemetery, breaking bad, mlp, edd ed and eddy && others

💊 if you get triggered by drvgs or hospitals my blog is NAWT for you :o(

💊 moodboard account: @noapologiesbynirvana

💊 webkinz, beanie babies, furbies, shopkins & squishmallows collector!!!!

💊 i have chronic sickness, and use hospitalcore/medcore to cope.

💊 very stuck in the 90s-2000s ^______^💧

💊 huuuuge mountain dew, surge & sprite fan

💊 feel free to ask for my discord !!

💊 dni: basic dni, anti fictionkin/otherkin/etc, anti furry, anti therian, transphobes, homophones, TRUE CR*ME COMMUNITY/COLUMB*NERS (im recovering), people who support trump (YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!!!), nsfw blogs, toxic stans (any community), shedblr (thin ice,, im recovering)

💊 gonna leave it at that for now,, might add more later !! ^_______^ 🌀🌀

[p34ce0fm1nd]

modern cattonquick hcs

- felix is obsessed with the looksmaxing, mogging, and mewing trend.

- felix: *just passed someone* i mogged him

oliver: what?

- oliver is chronically offline yet the stalker friend. trying to find a boy but only have his picture? oliver will find his birth certificate

- felix is on that sigma male trend. he sees tyler durden and patrick batemen and goes “he just like me fr”

- felix loves chief keef. play “love sosa” and that man will lose it

- oliver likes to go wondering in the woods at night. it makes him feel like a little spirit

- felix dedicated “trap queen” by fetty wap to oliver. he plays it every time they’re in the car together

- oliver had a huge creepypasta phase when he was 13-15.

- felix is insta famous and his audience loves oliver. felix would post a photo of them together and all the comments would be “ollie 🫶🏽” “OLIVER!!” “omg oliver ❤️❤️” “babygirl ollie 💞” (felix gets jealous)

- felix makes a post saying oliver is HIS best friend and not theirs (everyone starts jumping him in the comments)

- felix is a nic FIEND. bro will tear up a couch looking for his vape (it was in his pocket the whole time)

- oliver sneaks up on people (not on purpose). he walks without making any sound. he can’t tell you how many times he’s accidentally scared felix while the man was playing video games

- oliver is a horror movie buff. he will make felix sit through every movie he watches

- one time oliver took an edible (from felix) and greened out so bad, felix had to take care of him the rest of the night. oliver was so gone he couldn’t undo his pants himself. at one point felix lost oliver and then found him sobbing in a bush outside

- felix constantly brings up oliver greening out just to embarrass him

- one time felix and oliver showed up high to a lecture, giggling in the back of the class while eating snacks

- felix likes to play slenderman while drunk. bro starts tweaking 2 minutes into the game. oliver constantly goes “that isn’t accurate” while felix is playing