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big things happening on twitter

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

I WILL NOT MAKE PURCHASES ON IMPULSE

I WILL REPAY ALL MY DEBTS

MY LIFE IS NOT OVER

I WILL EAT OATS AND FRUITS

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ONCE IN MY LIFE ARE DOING NOW

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The Birds of Ballygáire.

thank you so much for reading. i appreciate it.

Special thanks to @terastrialbean for script editing & @junkohanhero for their wonderful typewriter fonts.

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For the love of god stop

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the dash is in tatters. please say something nice to the person you reblog this from. it's so sad to see you all so sad

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feeling totally untubular tonight folks how are we all doing

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

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okay man we get it you’re being tested by god

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*watching the scene where aragorn kicks the orc helmet* i heard that behind the scenes this went perfectly as planned and everything about it was normal

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scrap heap (computer country)

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my talented wife painted a magnificent mural of me dead in a field being picked over by vultures on every wall in our bedroom

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

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bringing this one over from twitter

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did you hear they invented some bullshit inside a lab that sucks ass and doesnt work. and everything runs on it now