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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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It’s crazy how people from 1791 and 2024 both know how it feels when Mozart drops a new track

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"i never see you at the club" well i never see you at the internet archive mountain goats live show collection

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recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

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dick game so bad i dont even have one

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can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic

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i love commercial real estate that is essentially zoned exclusively for momentary fad businesses that will go bankrupt. hmm, ok, we are the 8th comic book store in this zip code, and, fuck, uhh, ok nobody is going to any comic book stores anywhere, hmm, ok, vape lounge, old robot style vapes, yep nope ok we don't really sell anything and we're bankrupt. now we're a Vape Store. ok we're the 8th one on this block. ok. they've changed the locks. hmm. what's next. Axe Throwing, Axe Throwing Will Be The Nex-oh, shit, fuck. ok. I got it. We sell fake weed.

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fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

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If you have any mercy or humanity in your heart, don't ignore my message 😭

We now live, In northern G4za 🍉

We live in extreme fear, 😭😭

constant hunger and extreme cold.

We lost our jobs and everything.

However, I do not find enough support.

Be our hope and save us. Donate even a small amount. The link is in my bio.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #250 )✅️

gfm link here!

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why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

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girls love having their little digital archives

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What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?

Fuck with me you wish you had my cups

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here hold this for me (hands you a

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why are these kinds of levels so alluring...

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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