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is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

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thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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this got me i must sayyy

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

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Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

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even as a boy crazy kid i was never into boy bands because from an early age i was like What would i even do if i fell in love with a famous band guy who’s performing songs on the daily about some other person from before. i would bite i can’t help it

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I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

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Crossfaded on posts about getting crossfaded on different stuff.

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Everyone has a single moment in their life where they have an opportunity to accomplish something truly incredible. Will you seize that moment, or let it slip away?