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he-who-needs-to-be-silenced · 4 months ago

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Results from todays flocking paleostream

2: This pathetic little beast is a baby atopodentatus, which actually couldn’t bend their elbows, and after that I made this

To continu the info, atopodentatus was a weird basal sauropterygian that had a flat mouth that was originally reconstructed as a strange zipper thingy which is because the holotype was squeeshed sideways when fossiling. We think it might have used its mouth to scrape algae of rocks like a marine iguana or to filter shit out of mud like morturneria we drew right before

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grady1285 · 16 days ago

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starscream shitpost because I love him

BY THE WAY the reason he's thinking about a bug is because he wants to squash the hand like one :3

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lifenconcepts · 4 months ago

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Feeling like this right now for no reason at all

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elohelaye · 2 months ago

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Darling and Atticus Roommate Shenanigans

as incorrect quotes

Darling: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Atticus, raging on Valorant: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Darling: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Atticus, pointing: May I sit there? Darling: That's my lap Atticus: That doesn't answer my question.

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Atticus: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Darling: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Atticus, desperately, as Darling bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Darling: Oh! B positive. Atticus: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

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Atticus: I made tea. Darling: I don’t want tea. Atticus: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Darling: Then why are you telling me? Atticus: It is a conversation starter. Darling: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Atticus: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Atticus: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Darling: Okay. Atticus: And make out during the scary parts. Darling: Th- Darling: The scary parts. Darling: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Atticus: You saved me. I owe you my life. Darling: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Atticus: I actually have a black belt. Darling: In what, karate? Atticus: No, from Gucci.

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Darling: So what’s for dinner? Atticus, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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corpsezinthecloset · 11 months ago

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is he sexyman enough?

#bendy and the ink machine #batim fanart #sammy lawrence #sammy lawrence fanart #look at this goober #pathetic

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heatherchasesyou · 4 months ago

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Canon x OC lollll

it's Vincent n my OC Weiss~

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tortelorrini · 10 months ago

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quick mock up of Glenn's design

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close dndads #dndads glenn close #glenn close #my goofy goobers #my art #doodles #he needs to b haggard and old and pathetic #gonna b in a cartooning class this semester so i wanna nail down the dads because i imagine they will be showing up in my work #often #this is post meth bay btw before that he would look very different #but post meth bay is way more fun 2 draw for me

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shima-draws · 1 year ago

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It’s been a HOT second but I’m rereading Pandora Hearts again. And oofjfsjfhgkksk my kids 🥺

THEY ARE SO SILLY!!!!!

#Also Gil is literally ALWAYS touching Oz and it makes me insane actually.#10 years can make a guy reeeal clingy huh #Esp considering baby Gilbert rarely ever initiated contact. From what I remember #Anyway they make me ill they’re goobers I love them #I love how Gil just so casually carries Oz around now. Like he’s a sack of potatoes. LMAO #Oz: Awww you’ve gone from being a pathetic wet beast to a slightly older pathetic wet beast 🥺#Gil:#Gil: I. Don’t know how to respond to that actually #Pandora Hearts #Oz Vessalius #Gilbert Nightray #Actually huh. You know what. I might have to make another post on my thoughts about smth #Shima speaks

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jul1an-t00ns · 1 year ago

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silly goob 👁️👁️

#the silly <3 #silly little goober #pathetic loser #crocker with a mullet supremacy #denzel crocker #mr. crocker #mr crocker

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flowerfren · 26 days ago

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kohane…

drew this in like one minute but she’s stupid and deserves to see the world

#pjsk #vbs kohane #pjsk kohane #project sekai #pathetic lil goober #squishy lil critter

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hazyupset · 2 years ago

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fuck it up , failboy !!!

#I MADE THIS FOR A FRIEND 💃💃 I LOVE YOU #HES MY LITTLE BOY ^^^^^#failboy supreme….. pathetic meowster….. my goober….#crowven #i. actually dont know how to tag this BAHAHHAHA #cemetery mary #my art #doodle #styxarts #click for quality 💃 as always

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lavalampstealer · 1 year ago

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pov handler won’t give them their lighter

#inspired by others’ little pathetic blorbos so I made one of Cyan #rendering their eyes was so much fun they’re like big old marbles I need to do lighting more often #i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd2 #agent phoenix #i expect you to die 2 #agent phoenix ieytd #lavalampstealer #goober

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livegastrodonreaction · 21 days ago

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so I thought about miraculous ladybug again for the first time in years and came to the horrifying realization that marinette and adrien are just these two. please shoot me. please feed me to the worms