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Day 90- oh. well shit
i can literally hear him lmfao. cringefail of a man
#daily beans#smallishbeans#limited life smp#limited life spoilers#i was cackling so hard#pathetic ass man lmfao#this is all slash jay btw
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cw: mention of previous abuse, dad Dabi, mom reader, mention of childbirth, angst
new dad touya that doesn’t know how to deal with his son. he’s growing too fast and his smiles are so big, but he’s still not sure how to just be with him.
touya isn’t abusive in the slightest, not like his shit for brains dad. he can acknowledge, after you’ve drilled it into his head on cold nights where you had to hold his quivering cheeks in your hand, that he’s better. that he’s trying. that he’s a great dad.
he doesn’t really believe it. it’s hard to believe that he’s a great dad when his son, still covered in that fresh newborn smell, stares up at him with matching azure blue eyes, the little shit, and he finds it hard to smile back. it’d be easier to smile back if he could guarantee a life with no trauma, with the perfect pair of parents, that he’d love him as much as his tiny little face deserved.
touya can still hear the labor and delivery nurse tell him that he must’ve gotten on your nerves for the baby to look so much like him, and that they’ve never seen a baby that fresh out the womb smile so big at their dad. he hands the little bundle back to you, and glares at the nurse who hands him a tissue. he takes it anyway.
touya loves his son. so goddamn much that it hurts, but, he doesn’t know how to be a dad. and he knows that you don’t know how to be a mom either, that it’s a learning process for the both of you. but he’s so scared—he’s terrified that he’ll fuck up this innocent brat with his ruin. with his scars and history and the want to better but never knowing how to just be.
so he leaves. it’s the day after your sons first birthday that you celebrated together in your home.
you thought everything was okay, that he was starting to get the hang of being a dad. he did everything right, why couldn’t he stay? he sat on the floor with your son and changed his diaper and made him giggle those addicting baby giggles? he carried your son everywhere whenever he cried after being sat down without a single complaint? he helped him open his birthday presents? he didn’t smash the cake in his face, only swiped a little icing on his sons nose to hear that addicting baby giggle? he held your son like he could never let him go?
how could he just go like this? you thought he was finally learning and accepting how to be a dad? what happened?
#angst angst angst#SORRY#I thought about this earlier while I was under the dryer#and I was like ohhhh write that down before your slow ass forgets#my toxic trait is that every time I write soemthing short im like#……this could be a full fic 🫣#LMFAO honestly duck it im making this a full fic#I have so many on my plate but this has to go on the list#he makes my heart so sad I love him mr pathetic man with so many troubles in his head#I also wanna write a sleazy shiggy n keigo fic (separate) what’s wrong with me#all these ideas and no juice to write them#im just about halfway finished w my classes so maybe il get more inspo to write#anyway I have a bkg draft from like two nights ago that I forgot about#and I wanna write that too but my head really hurts and I have to be up early tomorrow sad 😔#okay I think im gonna sleep now :)#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#dabi treats! 🍬
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Sara I am Tamara's father. If you mention my daughters name again this blog I am going to go to the police and report you for defamation.
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STILL LIVING IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE HUH?
Get a fucking job e fammi nu bucchino mongoloide
#my no 1 fan ❤❤❤❤#congrats for ur fedez cosplay ❤️❤️❤️❤️#jokes aside do. do you genuinely think that i'm gonna believe that a 50+ yo man is not only on tumblr but also religiously watches my blog#come on. not everyone is as stupid as you yknow. this is 'my dad works at CIA“ levels of threats lmfao#plus even if it was real bold of you to assume i'd actually be scared of a grown ass woman sending her father on me instead of suing me#herself#also. since your dad knows me by my name?? shouldn't he also know i'm italian?? so why didn't he write in italian???#jee you're pathetic
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im like if the most useless boytoy twink was also an incredibly handy butch lesbian
#this post is about me collapsing as soon as i got home from work#where i used a garden hoe i sharpened myself to hack down+tear out a truly impressive thistle 3× my size while 3 of my coworkers watched#swung it overhead like an axe until the centre stalk (almost the size of my wrist) was felled. then hoed around it until the roots came free#& i could grab it with my hands where there werent any thorns. turned around and all 3 of em were lookin at me like 😳😳 lmao#but now im sitting in my bathtub bc i cant stand long enough to shower anymore hdksgsk#knew this morning it was a bad pain day but pushed thru it anyway bc!! there was work to do!! but now im gonna be totally useless for 24hrs#cest la vie i suppose#after the thistle was properly disposed of just kept tilling+weeding+fixin tomato cages in the fields. came home & felt sooo dykey+hot lmfao#was like ''fuck yeah man idk what was up with me this morning im feelin fine now! great even!''#then took my knee braces off to get into the shower & almost busted my ass on the tile when both of em gave out🤦#my shoulders are now reminding me that i Dont Have the muscle mass to use a bigass hoe like anything but a hoe w/out Paying For It later#its a good thing i have the day off tomorrow bc im going to turn into a slug as soon as im done steaming meself like a little dumpling#definitely thinkin about using my pathetic-wet-cat-charm to get someone to bring me food tonight tho... hmm#anyway. wheres that post#''im not a butch but i believe their beliefs''#its my exectution thats lacking lmao. but in any case#mwah. mwah mwah mwah#<-for all the butches out there. ily tysm youre wonderful#and to all the useless boytoy twinks out there: o7 <3#godspeed fellow hopeless fags. ily too. keep doin what yr doin lmao#bee speaks
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hi i just stalked the crap our of your page and HOLY CRAPTHIS IS MY NEW GUILTY PLEASURE
can i req seeing how enha hyung line would take care of you after railing you soooooo hard????
hyung line + aftercare after very intense sex
warning: uh....painful sex, fainting, dissociation, anal, implied squirting, degradation, idk just a lot of intense sex stuff ig
note: it's a lil messy, i've been running errands all day and am using this to push myself back into the writing brain :D
★ heeseung:
what i wanna say is that depending on the circumstances, he'd probably throw a towel at your head and walk away to shower alone but we all know heeseung is so much more than a careless fuck boy for the most part. in my opinion, if he's got you where he wants you and he's allowed to fuck you as hard as he can, rendering you faint, dizzy, and almost dissociated, he either has some sort of feelings for you, you're someone else's girlfriend and he wants you to like him more, or you're already in a committed relationship lmfao
and you know, you thought that after he managed to pull three orgasms out of you, fucked all three of your holes, and managed to get you all twisted up for him to cum in places he definitely isn't supposed to, you really thought he was done.
but then he chuckles, taking one look at you once his own mind clears from his orgasm and it's like...how could he not just continue to fuck you? you look so pretty already fucked open, lying there with tears in your eyes and shaking?
you'd hear something akin to "you're gonna take a bit more, open those eyes back up for me," and "i can tell you can take it, just keep your eyes on me."
it's kind of pathetic, actually, how you really do just lay there and take it until he says you're finished.
so, yeah, when you're with someone like heeseung, there's always a thought in your head about if he'll even take care of you at all after the fact. at least, the thought is there before he breaks your brain. even if every time before this where he's needed to bring you back, he has without question and with a voice from him that is always so rare to hear.
just kinda hard to imagine someone who fucks you near to the brink of passing out, sometimes actually passing out, finding it within themselves to take care of you as deeply as they fuck you, yknow?
but, time and time again he has to remind you that he's not only capable but willing to make sure you're well taken care of. after all, you do your part in taking it, so he'll do his part in giving you what you need too. only after scooping half the mess with his fingers and feeding it to you, of course.
after that though? he's very much hauling you off for a warm shower and tenderly washing you. very very gentle with his hands, knowing how sensitive your holes are. he'd compliment you, he'd praise you for letting him absolutely destroy that ass, and ultimately, lay you to sleep next to him regardless of what the relationship status is, making sure you're well aware that he's not just using you for pleasure. he's very much appreciative of what you bring to his bedroom, and there's no reason to pretend he isn't.
☆ jay:
i like to think that jay would have you in fucking pain and barely able to stand on your own two feet by the time he allows you to close your legs with deep groans as you try to catch your breath.
honestly, the stamina this man has and actively spends on you could render anyone immobile for at least a week with the way he snaps his hips and holds you down from wiggling away in sensitivity. and man, the things he'd fucking say to you through it. so degrading, so controlling and dismissive, entirely fucking insulting. you're shocked time and time again that even while knowing it's just sex talk, it still hurts your feelings every single time.
then again, he's aware of that. but you're so goddamn pretty when you're crying and moaning, it drives him insane to know you endure it for his pleasure.
you're soaked by the time it's over and done with, he's soaked, and honestly the swollen marks against your ass still burn intensely when he rolls you over on your belly to get a good look at his work.
always with a breathy "aw, baby, i really fucked you up this time, huh?" or a little "took it so well, you still can't even focus your eyes on me, can you?" before rubbing any and every pained mark he left on you.
after his own brain clears of the sex-fog, he'd wrap you up, really warm and tightly in his arms as if his hug would wipe away any of the spit and cum drying between your bodies, as if it could mask all of those insults he flung at you. still, he'd be fluttering hundreds of kisses against your neck and ears, whispering little compliments about how pretty you are when you're barely able to keep your eyes open, about how much he adores you, and how often he wishes you'd believe these words over the silly orgasm-fueled insults.
still whispering, throughout the entire session of his care after the fact. always loving that you let him harm you as long as he's healing you just as good. and he does, truly, with the back rubs and the showers, tons upon tons of sweet kisses. constant praise. he'd put your lotion on you and rub it in thoughtfully, occasionally some medicated cream if his fingernails dug in a little too deep.
always always always holds you against his chest when you drift off to sleep, making sure any pain in your body feels more like love than anything else, and promising time and time again that he'll make sure you always fall asleep knowing he loves you, and that he doesn't at all think you're a fuck-doll, that he wouldn't let his friends have their turn way you.
(i am madly in love with him, pls look away and stop thinking of him now thank u)
★sunghoon:
ah, sunghoon. yeah. sunghoon. this man would leave you a fucking mess of tears and drool, edging you for hours. hell, he edges you for fucking days just because he can. not at all because you've been bad, or a brat, or have managed to make him jealous.
this is one of those days. you could tell he came home with that look in his eye, grabbing your face and practically forcing you to lift on your toes just so he could whisper the planned torture against your tongue.
so, after the second day with you whining, fucking begging to be released from your prison of sensitivity and lust, maybe he gives it to you. maybe he wakes you up from a deep and much needed sleep with fingers harshly pinching your clit.
ah, the pain. that alone was enough to make you cum, and you did. unfortunately, he didn't like that very much so your new torture was to get off as many times as he expected you to.
after about, what, the seventh orgasm? you stopped counting, it was closer to eleven in the afternoon and he'd been giving it to you for hours, all over that little mishap.
an eight orgasm knocked your ass out, exhausted, spread out, fucked senseless. you could barely hold your head up, but he does it for you. first by your hair, but noting the look in your eye indicating that he really needs to stop by this point.
and sunghoon is the type that would stop at that point. something in his brain clicking and forcing him back into that perfect boyfriend persona, where the only thing in the world he wants to do is make you happy.
and he knows it's not that you're not happy right now, it's mostly just the fact that he thinks he broke you're brain and you forgot how to feel anything other than his cock ramming inside of you.
so, he'd remind you time and time again. how his hands can do so much more than choke you, and how his lips can be sweet and less bruising against your temple when you really need it. you'd feel entirely loved when he's taking care of the mess he caused. both physically and mentally for you. needing to bring you back to reality with soft touches and tight holds.
it worked every time, because by the next morning, you'd just be moaning and groaning about how if he hadn't of make you breakfast in bed, you may have very well slashed his tires for the amount of suffering he put you through.
☆ jake:
bro is taking care of you not only after sex, but the entire time during sex. there's not a single moment where he's intentionally trying to hurt you, or forcing you to take more than you can handle.
it just....kind of happens on nights like these. where his hands are clinging, and his throat is begging, and your body can't say no. with his pretty puppy dog eyes asking if he can try anal, with his fingers slamming too deep, with his grip on you so tight you know it'll bruise, with his ability to knock the breath out of you and not give it back until you're nearly blue in the face.
yeah, most of the intense shit is accidental, but god is he taking care of you. always apologizing but continuing, always promising to make it up to you, always feeding into your ego more than his own, reminding you that the pain his body lends only comes from the immense amount of need he has to practically crawl inside of you and live there forever.
it's kind of amazing actually, that someone who starts so gentle can also end with blood in his mouth from bitten lips and swelling bruises all over your body.
he tends to you hand and foot. carrying you where ever you need to go even if just to your closet three feet from the bed, dresses you, undresses you, fixes your hair, does your skin care, all while kissing the bruises and ignoring the fact that he knows he'll never have enough of you, and you're probably always gonna be in pain when he loses his control like that.
#enhypen smut#enhypen hard hours#heeseung smut#jake smut#jay smut#sunghoon smut#jaeyun smut#jongseong smut#hardthots
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AMERICAN PSYCHO.
pairing: sukuna x black fem!yn
synopsis: you know that one scene from american psycho where patrick looks at himself in the mirror while he’s fucking? yeah, well sukuna does that too.
word count: -1k
author’s note: quick little drabble of this yummy man before i change my profile LMFAO
content warning: true form!sukuna, degradation, back shots, breath play, he’s a cocky little shit lol, cervix kissing, probably some typos
as much as you loved fucking sukuna, you hated it too. you hated how good he made you feel, the kinds of noises he pulled out of you with little to no effort, and how wet he made you from doing barely anything. you only hated it because of how cocky he was. it didn’t phase you anymore though, already used to his degrading words and how he’d tease you for being “a pathetic cockdrunk whore.” every time he slapped his tip on your leaking cunt.
it was the usual scene going on, your face smashed into a pillow as one of his 4 arms kept your head there as he was digging you out from the back. the other 2 arms were gripping your waist with a force that was bound to leave bruises the next day, dragging you back relentlessly on his monster cock each time you tried to run away. “stop fuckin’ runnin’ from me.” sukuna’s threat was low and gravelly in your ear, a mean scoff coming from his throat as you only cried out in response. “what’d you say? can’t even use your words, dummy.”
your hands reached back towards him, long nails scratching at his mouth-stomach that only smile at you sadistically while you tried your best to garble out a snappy insult, yet nothing came out. sukuna already had an insult ready for you at the tip of his tongue, setting his back straight as he moved from your ear, but he caught sight of him in the mirror next to him.
sukuna looked good. his dual toned hair was all over the place, sweat was running down his neck and back, and his muscles were flexing with every subtle move he made. you felt the pressure from your head ease up, gasping out in a loud squeal at how his tip bullied your cervix like he fucking hated you. only 2 of his hands remained on you, his sharp nails threatening to dig into your soft flesh the faster he thrusted inside your gummy walls.
this was unusual— no, this was peculiar for him to do. sukuna almost always kept your head in the pillow because he liked muffling your cries and moans as it gave him more motivation to break your pussy in. you turned in curiosity, bonnet luckily still on as your face of pleasure turned into a scowl.
“are you — uhn! — fucking kidding me?!”
and there he was. ryomen sukuna, the king of curses, checking himself as he flexed effortlessly with his upper 2 arms. your complaints fell deaf to his ears, not one of his 4 eyes sparing you a glance as he focused on himself in the mirror and kept up his brutal pace on your pussy. he had the audacity to bite his lip with a smirk, admiring how he effortlessly made your ass clap against his lower waist. your cream was building up on his pubic hair and around his base, creating strings that connected his to your ass each time he slid out your hole that kept trying to suck him right back in.
“you arrogant motherfuc- mm!” your head was suddenly pushed back in the pillow with one of his hands, hearing a subtle teeth suck come from the curse above you as he came to hard stop only to slam himself back into you.
“y’talk so fuckin’ much, shut up.”
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#⟢kamoism#⟢kamo’s muses#⟢kamo’s muse: sukuna#sukuna x reader#jjk smut#jjk x reader smut#sukuna smut#sukuna ryomen smut#black reader#sukuna x black reader#patrick bateman type shit#he’s so irritating
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eren first meeting his roommate
aka ; eren yeager having a gay awakening <3
-> might be a series? idk i love roommate eren a lot so probably will be a series LMFAO also also there's really no obvious romance here, it's just silent admiration and crushes
also eren is very much puppy-like and high energy in this one hashtag sorry if u love emo eren, he will NOT be emo here!!! hashtag no regrets.
eren yeager x male reader
— eren was dead broke. his ass definitely did not have enough money for either dorming on campus or off campus, but off campus was the cheaper option. and since he went to a college so far away from home, it would be too big of a hassle to commute. so him and his parents compromised by giving him an "allowance" every month, which would basically pay for a third of rent. but that meant he had to use his own money to pay the next third, then find someone else to pay the final third. ( 1/3 being paid by his parents, 1/3 being paid by him, 1/3 being paid by a lifesavior roommate, aka you!!!!!)
— it was very odd to see eren, who on first impressions seemed like an intimidating individual, sit you down at the empty kitchen table and beg you, literally beg you with his hands in praying form, to room with him. he was very, very obviously desperate to find someone else to live with.
"please, i will be good - i've heard from all my friends i'm a great person to live with, my mouth will vouch (he is a terrible person to live with, but if he has to do more household chores in order to get a roommate he will). i will let you speak to my own mother and father, they will vouch and say-"
"i believe you, eren, why are you crying?"
"PLEASE LIVE WITH ME!!!"
that's an exaggeration of what happened...he didn't actually start crying, but his begging was insistent and borderline pathetic.
— in the end, you agreed !!! paying 1/3 of rent was better than paying 1/2 + the place wasn't in a terrible location, it was close to school, and was a pretty good size for two bedrooms. since eren was already settled in, he helped you move in. and that was when you were given a free GUN SHOW because damn was this man working hard in lifting your many boxes of belongings. it was almost like he wore a tight shirt on purpose, just to show off. he very adamanently told you that you didn't need to hire movers and he'd do all the heavy lifting, along with muttering about how they were "scammers" with how much they charged.
"eren, i can lift some of these-"
"no, please, consider this my thanks for moving in with me," eren grunted, holding a huge box of your clothes with relative ease. he was sweating, but that was because this was probably the third box of heavy stuff he had to carry from the car to the building.
he was wearing a beige shirt that hugged his muscular form, emphasizing every single ripple underneath the fabric. and as you two stood in the elevator (thank god the building had an elevator or else eren would have had to carry all the boxes up three flights of stairs), the only sound in the metallic box was eren's heavy breathing.
his muscular chest (boobs) were moving up and down as he tried catching his breath, his hands lifting to wipe the sweat off of his forehead with the collar of his shirt.
your eyes watched each of his movements carefully before you snapped out of it with the dinging of the elevator to tell you you were on your floor. you got out of elevator first, holding your arm to the door to prevent it from closing on him.
he shot you a smile in thanks before proceeding to easily lift up the box (it was at least over 50 pounds, mind you) and walk ahead to the room.
what you didn't know was that eren's cheeks were burning red as he had felt your stare on him earlier and it made him feel shy. you didn't have to know that he was purposely flexing harder with each cardboard box he had to lift. it was his own subtly way of trying to impress you, anyway.
it was flustering to know that it was somewhat working.
— after all the boxes were situated inside of the small apartment, he went to put all of your utilities away, like your own set of utensils, plates that you bought to share, and a couple of mugs. meanwhile, you went to your room to personalize and unpack all of your clothing. as eren was occupied working in the kitche, he felt himself smiling to himself as he carefull put away any of your belongings in the shelves. he felt himself laughing at one of your comedic mugs, a ceramic figure that took the shape of a chubby cat. the tail of the animal curved into being the handle and a funny expression was painted onto the cat's face.
"what's so funny, yeager?" you challenged, stretching your hands above head, "you think my mugs are funny?"
eren laughed, putting it away intot he cupboard and turning to look at you, "i think they're cute, they're also fitting,"
you made a face of uncertainty, which only made eren's grin go wider, "alright, you'll see."
"i'll see what?"
"you'll see — when i get you your own mug, you'll learn to appreciate it more,"
"oh, god, please don't." eren said, leaning against the counter on his elbow and staring at you, who were sitting on the other side, "for your first night here, you want me to treat us to take out? the chinese place down the road is really good,"
he watched your expression carefully. wordlessly, you walked around the counter and to the fridge. once you opened it, it took you a total of three seconds before you looked back at eren with a grimace.
"the only thing in here is ketchup and mayo..."
"those are the condiments i use to eat my fast food with," eren shrugged, making you only become more flabbergasted. "what??"
"oh my god, let's finish unpacking later, we need to go buy groceries,"
"but you didn't answer my question on dinner?"
"i'll make dinner — you save more money buying groceries and making meals out of them instead of buying takeout everynight, eren," you lectured, making him tilt his head in thought. he supposed you were right, so he didn't argue against going grocery shopping.
as you announced you were just going to change quickly, he then thought about it for a second longer. then a blush fell on his face as he imagined you at the kitchen, cooking a meal for just him and you.
god, was he really developing a crush on his roommate that just moved in?
— the grocery shopping turned unserious very fast. bring eren to any public environment and he won't be able to stay on track for a second. you didn't really know eren that well (it sounds silly to say that considering you are now living with him, but prior to agreeing to be his roommate, he really was just a stranger to you), so to see his more childish side bleeding through his cold exterior was a good change of pace. he was a very goofy guy, making funny faces at babies with the intent of making them cry, and would easily get distracted. he had tried dragging you off to the pokemon card wall several times when all you needed were groceries.
"did you see the way its face scrunched up?" he grinned in excitement before focusing on mimicking the expression a baby he tormented made. you laughed at the face he was making before smacking his shoulders.
"be nicer! they're just babies, eren," you softly scolded, weak chuckles escaping from you.
"just babies that make funny faces," eren laughed, switching from standing at your left side to your right side repeatedly as you stood in front of the produce section, "what even are you going to make tonight?"
"hm, how about pasta? you like pasta?" eren nodded his head in affirmation, "i was just going to buy some staple fruits and vegetables too, though, in case we get hungry for snacks,"
"snacks? i can run to the chips section too then! what chips do you want?" eren said, very excited to go to his second favorite section of the store (the junk food aisles).
"just get me a bag of f/c," you requested politely, making him nod like an eager puppy and run off.
you finished going down the list of basic ingrediants for a white sauce pasta, while also grabbing anything that you could use for other dishes in the future.
just as you turned around to your now full cart of vegetables, sauces, fruits, and meat, eren came bounding back towards you. this time, he was now holding five bags of chips, in his mouth he was carrying a single packet of pokemon cards, and in his fingers he was desperately holding a lottery ticket.
"look! we can open up a pack of pokemon cards, i got you one too, it's in my pocket though, since i figured you wouldn't want my spit on it, and then i also have a lottery ticket. i have a feeling we will win it big! and if we do, we won't have to pay rent for like five months!"
"eren, what the fuck? i thought you were just getting chips,"
the accused man pouted at the tone you were taking with him, dropping his arms into the car to free them of the five bags of chips, "i was!! but look, i'll pay for the lottery ticket, chips, and pokemon cards! c'mon, it'll be fun to open the cards together and everything!"
he almost pouted at you, can you belive this guy? pouted at you with begging puppy dog eyes. you almost smooshed his face with the palm of your head, but restrained yourself.
"fine, let's just go and pay,"
eren grinned in achievement, pumping his fist into the air, "c'mon, i wanna open these on the ride home!" he said, referring to the pokemon cards.
"alright, alright, i don't know anything about them though, so you're just gonna have to tell me what's good or not,"
"if it's shiny and reflective, give it to me, that's all you need to know," eren said dismissively. he swiftly took your spot behind the cart, pushing it with ease and only allowing you to walk beside him. "what pasta are you cooking for tonight?"
"i bought alfredo sauce, so i'll just add in some vegetables and to the pasta and make...chicken alfredo? if that's alright with you," eren almost salivated at the thought. he simply nodded his head eagerly, the bangs around his face bouncing at the movement.
"sounds delicious! man, i really lucked out with you as my roomie, huh? we're gonna make a great pair!" he threw his arm around your shoulder and pulled you in closer as he said this, an innocent grin on his face.
— that night, the two of you sat on foldable chairs watching tv. eren's parents gave you two as a house warming gift. it was small, but it was working so that was all that mattered. eren and you laughed at the tv screen until the late hours, where you both agreed to finally call it a night.
"should i make breakfast tomorrow morning? or are you gonna be in clases by the time i get up?"
eren frowned, "i have classes all day tomorrow, from 8 in the morning to 7 at night, so you don't have to worry about making too many servings,"
you nodded in understanding, "alright, then, i'll see you when you get back then,"
eren and you were about to break off to your own rooms, but he called out to you one last time, "uhm, what time are you gonna be in classes?"
"i only have one class tomorrow, 1 to 3:15," his face brightened up, which instinctively made you smile at him in return.
"we can go get lunch together then," he offered, "there's a good place that has burgers, it's like a ten minute walk from the main campus. i have a break in between classes at 4? if that's okay with you, of course,"
you grinned so wide that it almost hurt your cheeks. eren was a really nice guy, he was going out of his way to just get to know you better and spend some time with you, "yeah, that sounds perfect. meet me at the bus stop that's right outside the main hall and we can walk together,"
"okay, yeah!" eren nodded his head repeatedly, the bangs on the side of his head once again moving at such rapid mvoement. "then, i'll text you tomorrow when i get out of class!"
"sure, that sounds good." there was a pause and you pivotted your torso to turn away from the smiling brunette, "good night, eren,"
the man blinked and nodded his head, also turning away, calling out a, "goodnight, [name]," very quickly.
and the two of you fell asleep with grins on both of your faces. eren had brought the blanket up to his face, as if he was paranoid that there were someone watching his blushing face only redden. your smile was really, really handsome, his heart felt like it was in his throat everytime he remembered it.
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i know you have a lot in your plate but neteyam kissing reader for the first time while fucking her?? he’s not a kissing guy but my man folded for reader lmfao (write it when your request will be open if you’d like to!”
– 🍤 anon
awe dis is so cute <3
Just a kiss.
Requests Closed!!
mdni.
warnings: p in v, kissing duh, Neteyam kinda just being a cutie pie ig and agedup!Neteyam ofc
The whole point of missionary is to see each others faces.
You're supposed to hold each other, cuddle, get tangled up in each others limbs.
Kiss.
Usually kissing is synonymous (sometimes required) in order for the deed to be done, but Neteyam had proved otherwise. He wasn't big on the idea of kissing, in fact you two had never kissed. This might usually deter people, but there was an odd charm about it.
Saving your first kiss for something super special. Besides him literally being inside of you, a kiss was incredibly intimate. But you didn't always need to kiss to be intimate. Neteyam knew how to get your tail flicking and you steamy just with a few touches. He'd always tease the idea of a kiss, and somehow that frustration would manifest into desire which opened your flood gates for him. With his magic fingers he'd have you cumming once, and with his dick, cumming twice...sometimes three times.
But never a kiss.
Sometimes you'd want to kiss him after a long session, just because you were overflowing with endorphins and wanted to find another way to express your appreciation. But you held back, respecting Neteyam and you in a way - because you knew when the time came it would be amazing.
So you're in that position now. It started with you and Neteyam doing your duties around the clan, and when he finished up he came by to watch you until you were done. You were preparing food for some of the children and elderly you looked after when Neteyam snuck up behind you and danced his fingers around the front of your torso. His tail tickled your thigh and he hummed in the crook of your neck. Sweetly, he swayed you back and forth, even beginning to hum a song...
then you felt him against your ass.
He must've been pent up all day. So you teased him by moving your hips against his, offering him a pathetic amount of friction. He sighed into your shoulder.
"What's going on back there?" You murmured, continuing to prepare food.
His warm breath and sultry lips found your ear, "I have been thinking about you all day. I think about the noises you make and I get hot. Let me make you feel good."
Not long after that you had your duties fulfilled, we're back at your shared space, and had Neteyam pressing inside of you. The fill was familiar but still as toe curling as the first time.
One hand cradled your head, the other slotted under your arm and keeping him from releasing all his weight onto you. Your legs were on his hips, fingers in his hair or tickling his face. Neteyam had set a loving pace with a wonderful angle so he could hear you gasp and whine. Even his pelvis ground against your clit, hitting all the marks.
Like clockwork, your sweat began to mix and your legs and arms began to shift to find a better way to just be closer and to feel each other better. With the little prep you had, Neteyam had unintentionally trained you to be lustful for him at the feel of his fingers, or the embarrassing imprint of him on your backside. As fun as foreplay could be, sometimes diving in really added a level of intensity you both enjoyed.
With your climax's on the horizon, Neteyam pulled away from your sweat clad torso to view you in all your glory. A few strands of hair framing your face, eyes half lidded and loving, lips parted for your genuine moans to slip out.
And though these were individual things Neteyam loved to see while he was drilling into you, everything combined to create a gorgeous being that he was over the moon for.
You were beautiful.
Even when your back arched and your jaw dropped you were just fantastic. It was like this every time. And every time he wanted to kiss you, but for a reason unknown, it didn't pique his interest. The intentions were there, but following through was daunting.
He had denied you long enough.
With you clenching around him and wriggling through your orgasm, Neteyam caught your attention with his hand cupping your cheek and leaned down.
For a second he hovered, your eye lashes kissing more than your lips. Your noses bumped against each other's cheeks. Even your nipples grazed his chest. It was when Neteyam finished inside of you, he let that gap close, you joining the effort.
Your lips slotted together so well, so affectionately. He hummed and you purred, both of you seeing shooting stars behind your eyes. There was an extra heartbeat in Neteyam's chest.
Your mate loved fucking you, he really did. But this new combination of the delicacy of a kiss mixed with the roughness happening below your loincloths was something to behold. With you, no less.
While there were fireworks, there was also a deep sense of home. He now new there was no reason to be afraid, and there never was. He was glad he reserved this moment because it sealed his enamor for you in a number of ways.
After realizing breathing was a necessary function, you both momentarily gasped for air. Immediately, your gazes met and observed the fluctuation in your pupils. You swore you saw little hearts twinkling about. All you could do was smile and pull him back in for another one. What else was there to do but soak up this moment?
And when Neteyam's lips collided with yours, the fireworks erupted again! And again, and again. Even when you two had cleaned up and called it an evening, Neteyam wanted to swoop in and kiss you, it was his way of saying, "I love you."
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“Tell daddy you sorry”(request)
Stunna x BLACK!THICK!FEM!reader
WARNINGS: toxic!stunna, daddy kink, rough sex, name calling, breeding kink(eh?), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it!)
SUMMARY:you fucked somebody else. Stunna ain’t too happy bout it.
Ps. This was (kinda) inspired by we cry together by Kendrick Lamar. I listen to that shit unironically and the ending of the song had me gasping when I first heard it so I had to make a lil drabble lmfao. Also I owed y’all a lil sumn before putting out these other requests and series.
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“Now tell daddy you sorry”
“Tell daddy you sorry for givin’ his pussy away” he repeated, his hips colliding into her with force as she whined pathetically, her hands pushing at his hips to keep him from going so deep. She felt defeated in this moment. Weak that not only did she let this nigga back into her house, but she let him back into HER.
Her soft eyes stared up at him, her mouth gaped open with a stupid look on her face, the golden chain he wore around his neck dangling above her, putting the girl in a trance like state with the help of his mad thrusts. One kiss to her lips and she was snapped out of it.
“Fuuuck! I hate you!”
“You do? This pussy looove me, though. Look how wet she is, baby” he says, delivering slow, deep strokes that had her mumbling incoherent words. She couldn’t even lie and say she wasn’t loving every bit of this shit. If she did, her hormones would have made it obvious that she was boldly lying through her teeth, and one thing about Stunna was that he hated a liar, especially a bad one.
Her eyes rolled back into her head and her back arched to the sky, the man getting satisfaction out of watching her try to break free from the death grip he had on her thighs. He was surely gonna leave a mark.
“now say sorry”
the logical thing for her to do was comply and do what he told her to do instead of being a brat and refusing again, and she would have said no anyway if her ass wasn’t already sore from the 10 strikings his hand gave her earlier.
“I- I’m so sorry, daddy!”
“You is?”
“Yesss!”
“This pussy mine?”
“Yes! yes! yes!” She chanted, her toes curling.
Stunna smirked. “Obviously he ain’t do a good job if you came back. You love me?”
“Yessss! Give it to me!” She cried, her nails scratching down his back as she took every single inch he gave to her. He spoke no words, just continued to do his damage, aiming for her sweet spot the entire time. The way he was fucking her, you could have sworn he hated her a little, shit, he might after tonight.
Her thighs felt like she had ran a mile, her body not getting time to calm down before another orgasm was upon her. In bliss, she was unaware of the turmoil she had set herself in just by fucking this man once again. And she’d do it again after this too.
“Shit!” He shouted, his jaw clenched as he gripped her thick thighs, bending them back to her chest. If she knew getting fucked this hard would take playing in his face, she would have been broken up with him and using somebodies son as a sex toy.
“Fuuuuck! Fuck me nigga!” she screamed before her voice became hushed, the man responding in harsh slaps to her ass.
“Imma fuck you bitch”
“Fuck meee!”
“Imma fuck you bitch”
They went back and forth till the woman’s legs began to shake violently, her pussy practically choking his dick, just how he wanted it.
“I don’t wanna see you with nobody else unless it’s the baby I put in you”
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brain rot hours 👀? you said nsfw was cool sooooooo what do you think shane sounds like in bed lol
This ask made my brain rot even worse so I did all of the bachelors LMFAO. This is kind of all over the place, and I veered off tangentially on a few of them, but I did my best to stick to the topic. I also went ahead and situated them in (what I think is, anyway) ascending age order, so younger bachelors are first. Some are longer than others but that does not reflect my feelings for them. No favoritism here, bay-bee. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Thank you very much for your request hkjhlashfiloveu. :)
Warnings: Mentions of sub/dom dynamics, explicit language, GN!Farmer, praise/degradation/dirty talk, a few bits of dialogue, and mentions of oral sex. Enjoy!
Sam
Sam is fucking loud, okay?
Lead singer of a band and you really think he doesn’t have a set of pipes on him?
You’ve reserved your escapades to the farm only, because Haley and Emily would get an earful if you fooled around at his place, and you don’t need any incidents with his family overhearing his loud ass, either
He is loud, and he is shameless, and whether it’s moaning, whimpering, whining, or groaning—you’ll hear it out of him
Mans is versatile
Pathetic is one of the only words I can find to describe how he sounds in bed though if I’m honest
This guy definitely doesn’t have too much experience, so it’s easy to rile him up, and holy fuck if he isn’t sensitive as hell
He’ll make noise even if you're just kissing him
And he’s needy
“You’re too far away, come here” “kiss me more”
This boy has a filthy mouth on him
And he begs like a little bitch lol
“Please, I’m so close, it’s right there, just a little more, fuck please”
If you were expecting him to be a dom you’re on the wrONG BLOG LMFAO
Tie him up and treat him a little roughly, and this boy is drooling with fucking heart eyes, I promise you
But yeah, doesn’t matter if you’ve got your hands on him, if you’re blowing him, or if y’all are fucking, he’s gonna make noise no matter what
When he’s close, his voice gets higher and comes out faster, so every other breath he’s making noise
The only time he’s completely and utterly silent is when he comes
He’s the type to hold his breath when it hits him, and it only lasts a few seconds before he’s gasping and moaning again
And even if all of the attention is on you, and you’re not touching him, this man is gonna be loud
If he’s fingering you? Definitely gonna spill a few curses at how you feel on his fingers
If you let him go down on you? He’s moaning, and lord help him, if you start pulling his hair and forcing him this way and that??
Lights out, goodnight, he is officially gone.
Sebastian
Depends heavily on circumstance, I think
If you’re in control, he’s moaning and gasping, and his voice is so fucking pretty
A little scratchy from his smoking habit, if I’m honest, but it’s still a very nice voice
Especially if he’s the one in charge
And if he is in charge, he’s groaning, and hear me out—he laughs at you.
Not meanly! (kinda meanly) just, yanno
Some slight degradation
“Hah, does it really feel that good? I haven’t even done all that much to you yet and you’re already like this?”
Hnnnghghffsebastianjustonechanceplease
Probably a little insecure about his voice, but if he knows you like it, that’s all the information he needs
He just wants to make you feel good, so if there’s something he can do to make it feel better, he’s going to do it
That said, he mirrors you quite a bit
So if you’re loud, he’s gonna be loud (what do you expect from him, really? It’s not his fault you sound so good), and if you’re quiet, he’s gonna be quiet, too
He’ll never be completely silent, just because he doesn’t have that kind of self-control, but he’s definitely quiet
It also depends on how heavy you’re going
So if it’s rough, his voice will also probably reflect that: lots of groaning, heavy breathing, some curses here and there.
Soft sex will be quieter, but he’ll also be a little sweeter. There’ll be more praise, probably some “I love you’s” sprinkled in there, and he’ll try to muffle his higher noises into your lips or any other skin he can reach
Overall, I think sex with him will go one way or the other
Sub or dom? Whines or groans? Flip a coin and lemme know how it goes lol
Alex
He’s the kind of person who won’t make a lot of noise
he’s panting and breathing heavily, and that’s probably it
But he talks quite a bit
And we all know that deep down this boy is a hopeless romantic(hello, ten-heart event!), so his dirty talk def reflects that
Get ready for PRAISE. SO much praise
“You feel so fucking good, baby,” “I’ve been waiting for this all day,” “you’re doing good for me, just like that,” etc.
If he’s really into it, especially when he’s close to cumming, he’ll stutter a lot or just give up halfway through his sentences lmao
Don’t misunderstand, it’s not that he refuses to make noise because he thinks it’s weird
He just prefers the way you sound, yanno? So he’d rather keep it down to hear you better
But if you let him know that you want to hear him more, he’d make an effort to let some sounds loose
But he wouldn’t fake them, and he’s not gonna suddenly start blowing out your eardrums
The first time he properly groans, he feels the effect it has on you
It could be the most pathetic, shaky, and quiet sound ever, but your reaction is immediate
Goosebumps over your arms, subtle trembling/shivering, bro, if you grab him a little bit tighter????
and now that he can see with absolute certainty that you enjoy his voice?
His confidence will sky-rocket, and you’ll get wayyyy more noise out of him from then on
He will take the opportunity to tease you about it after you’re done though
“Damn, you like my voice that much, huh?”
I am also a firm believer that he prefers positions with a lot of proximity and skin contact, so lots of missionary, back-to-chest, etc. (he also likes positions where he can show off his strength and stamina, but that’s neither here nor there)
He loves anything where he can press in close and have as many points of contact as possible
Which makes it way easier to dive low and spit romantic filth into your ear, you with me?
Lives for the reactions he can drag out of you with just his voice
It might be his favorite part about sex with you if I’m being realistic
It's nice to see tangible proof that you’re enjoying yourself because of what he’s doing, obviously, but the fact that he can have you reduced to such a mess with just his voice?
This man is absolutely gone on you, I swear
Elliott
Lordt have mercy
I think in terms of volume, he’d be pretty average.
Like he’s not going to drown you out, but he’s definitely not quiet
Having said that
Moans, praise, and sappy declarations of love are his modus operandi
Elliott is a poetic soul: he’s got a way with words, and a romantic heart
Intimacy is important to him, and the more connected you are, the sweeter he sounds
He doesn’t curse nearly as much as any of the bachelors, either
While the rest of them spit filth at you with a good helping of swearing tossed into the mix, he’s a little more classy and eloquent with how he goes about it
“You sound heavenly, my love,” “how was I so fortunate as to meet you,” “so good to me, my precious flower”
what a cheese lol elliott pls i’m begging i would give you everything
One hundred percent convinced y’all are soulmates
And it’s kind of obvious during sex
He hates not being able to see your face while you’re in bed together
Wants to be able to kiss you while he’s making love to you, and will absolutely moan into your mouth while doing so end me
But he’ll be at his loudest when you’re indulging his desire for intimacy
Hold his hand during sex. I dare you.
Cup his cheeks? Tell him you love him while he’s mid-thrust?
Lol if you’re at his cabin on the beach, you better hope Willy took his boat out for some ocean fishing because otherwise, he’ll definitely hear
But enough about volume
Elliott’s voice is smooth like butter, and fairly deep
listening to him fall apart feels like pouring warm honey down your spine
He sounds so good, and he’s not shy about it
Will only beg if he wants you both to come at the same time—otherwise everything is pretty neutral—no dom/sub dynamics, he just wants to make love to you
I wouldn’t say he’s vanilla by any means, but that’s a story for another time
Shane
If he’s in a Mood™, this man is nasty.
Point-blank, no bullshit.
He doesn’t moan, or whine, or whimper—you’d have to overstimulate the shit out of him to get a reaction like that, but unless you’re willing to deal with the consequences, I don’t personally recommend doing that lol yes I do
But for the sake of the ask, let’s say you don’t
Grunts and groans—that’s all you’re getting as far as sounds go
But not to worry, because dirty talk is his specialty
Will praise you while degrading you
“Look at you, drooling and drunk all for my cock,” “Wish you could see how pretty you are, baby”
Hnngf anyway
He’s at his loudest when you agree with him
Sound confusing? Here, have some examples.
“I’m the only one who can fuck you like this, aren’t I?” “no one could make you feel the way I do”
Say yes to anything like that? ^^^
And this man is yours.
He’ll get SO loud, and he’ll dive head-first into dirty talk like his life depends on it
Oh, you thought he was filthy before?
Lmao anyway yeah he’s possessive and likes it when you indulge him
But if he isn’t in a Mood™, and you catch him during a good moment, he veers a little more toward Elliott’s territory
Like definitely still possessive, but less vulgar about it, and not as cheesy
This guy has low self-esteem, and a lot of his insecurities stem from not feeling adequate for everyone in his life—including you
So if he’s feeling a little softer around the edges, and you take the moment to remind him that you’re in it for the long haul and have no intention of going anywhere
He’s groaning praise and loving filth in your ears
Definitely has a breeding kink I mean what I didn’t say anything
Anyway yeah lots of “so good to me,” “can’t believe I got this lucky,” “do you have any idea what you do to me?” etc., etc., etc.
Shane sir my husband my favorite chicken man just one chance please I beg
Harvey
A crier
Lol jumping straight into it LESGO
Pathetic little sobs because he’s so overstimulated and it feels just a little too good
Stutters quite a bit—he likes giving up control to you so he doesn’t have to think, but that often means he loses his ability to speak coherently
this man is so stressed all the time and he just wants you to help him shut his brain off
Is a blushing, sobbing mess
Probably hiccupping a little if it gets to be too much
His crying is probably due to a mix of embarrassment and pleasure if I’m being realistic
But I personally hc him as someone who enjoys feeling a little stupid and sex-drunk, especially because of how much you seem to enjoy seeing him get like that
Don’t get me wrong, when it’s casual sex and not in the midst of a scene, this man is just as loving as any, but there’s a certain empty-headedness he gets when he feels too good
Doesn’t really talk much, again, he can’t think straight long enough to string anything together
If he does manage to get anything out, it’ll be a lot of one-word compliments and simple begging—also he slurs his words quite a bit
“Feels s’good, please don’stop” “please, s’pretty,” “like that, right there—hnngmfuck!”
I am dead
Sex is probably one of the only times he’ll cuss actually
Now I don’t imagine him as a goody-two-shoes-pure-boy-do-no-wrong-innocent-mind
Definitely not
But yanno, he’s not swearing up a storm in his day to day, or accessorizing every other sentence with “fuck” and “shit” like a certain someone abby i’m lookin at you babe
But he’ll definitely lose his filter during sex
My brain has collapsed after this jesus christ
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just finally got to watch workin boys and OH MY GODDDDDDD I HAVE THOUGHTS
SPOILERS AHEAD
jeff as hidgens is so. he’s just so
chad’s name stayed the same even though it was changed to workin’ girls everyone clapped
🎶 JUST ME AND MY SIX BOYFRIENDS 🎶 WE WON WE WON WE WON
hidgens backstory oh my fucking god. what the hell this man has suffered more than jesus
the songs are amazing I wasn’t expecting to want to buy the album but now I actually need it their vocals are all SO GOOD mariah bryce and kim are absolutely incredible
bill and ted are on a date and you cannot convince me otherwise (I am delusional). also I love that ted loved it bc he was fucking INTO IT in tgwdlm
still need to know why hailey was dumping ass so much
EXCUSE ME WHO ARE YOU
I love the detail that paul didn’t want to go with bill lmfao
ted got brutally murdered again. I knew they would do it but it’s still hilarious
they really said ✨dutch angles ✨ huh
their real stage manager played the stage manager 😭 I love it he has a self insert hatchetfield oc
linda’s the only person who auditioned but didn’t get in lmfao hidgens really said #eat the rich
I love ruth SO MUCH rip queen (again). lauren managed to make her even more cute and pathetic than she is npmd, what a top notch blorbo 100/10
COURTNEY THRASH’S GIRLFRIEND AS A WORKIN’ GIRL SHE’S COME SO FAR
bailey wearing his uniform and taking his gun to a community theatre production why is he a himbo and why do I love him
I know I’ve already said this but sweet jesus mariah and kim’s voices are actually the best things ever they are so perfect in every way
grace just cannot do anything without discovering her passion for violent murder and lethal weapons and honestly girlboss
“our wet sinewy bodies” “I just came”
UP TO MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
hidgens’ death scene was absolutely stunning oh my god
the fact that richie and grace went together to support ruth?? so cute to me. this obviously isn’t in the npmd timeline so it’s just adorable to me that they actually became friends in this timeline, I’m obsessed.
also they had an opportunity for pete and steph and tom and becky to be there on dates but OH WELL
THE ZOMBIES WERE TERRIFYING. OH MY GOD I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW AMAZING THAT SCENE WAS THE MAKEUP THE VOICE EFFECTS I JUST I C CN AHSNJDJSKUDEJ
ALSO THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY REALLY ARE GHOSTS OR IF HIDGENS IS JUST CRAZY AND HALLUCINATING OR IF THEY’RE DEMONS IN DISGUISE AND “CHAD” IS A LORD IN BLACK OR A DIFFERENT BEING OR WHAT LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. OPEN-TO-INTERPRETATION PLOT POINTS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS
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wait nawhhh i completely forgot about this one ☝️ HANBIN IS AN ASS MAN DONT EVEN TALK TO ME RN CAUSE IM GONNA EXPLODE. Imagine one night you and hanbin got into an argument as soon as you came back home from work, and you guys end up giving each other the silent treatment by the end
(its silence aint no baCK TAWK)
So when you leave your shared bedroom with a short lace nightgown cause its ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS WHERE YOU WANNA BE COMFY… you go to the kitchen to make some dinner for yourself…bending…over…to grab some…things…
hanbin was just gonna grab some “water” (he just wanted to see if you were okay he cant stay mad for long T-T) he saw a peak of you ass (bonus if you weren’t wearing underwear that night or a thong OOF HE WOULD GO BRRR) and he would just walk up to you and rub his crotch against your ass (extra extra bonus if hes wearing sweatpants YO.) you would be like … oh…? And stand back up—now your back hitting his chest, his mouth SOO close to your ear saying something like “you make it hard to stay mad” feathering kisses on your ear and neck…
Erm… kinda wrote a shitty ass half meme’d fic in your anon box but WE 🆙 LMFAO i hope you like it 🤕
-🥞 anon (two strikes)
WARNINGS ⚸ arguments. unintentional tempting. dubcon/noncon dry humping. mentions of make up sex.
hanbin hates arguing with you, and he will do anything to get you to forgive him and talk to him again. even if that means playing dirty.
he knows you like to have space when you’re upset, but he can’t let you go to bed angry. he likes to talk things out when he’s upset. but if you won’t let him talk it out, he has to get creative with his ways to get you to talk to him.
so when you were in separate rooms after a big argument and you walked past him wearing one of the short, satin and lace nightgowns he loves to see you in, still giving him the silent treatment, he gets an idea in his mind. he can hear the opening and closing of cabinets, dishes clanking, and he figures you were making food, seeing as your argument happened before dinner. suddenly, his throat feels dry, he’s parched, and he needs a glass of water.
hanbin walks in the kitchen to find you bent over to reach in the cupboard for the appropriate pan to use. right below the door the cups are behind. he can’t help but steal a glance, leaning back to get a better view. as he does, he notices the absence of fabric beneath the gown. were you seriously not wearing any panties right now? he takes a few silent steps forward, body thinking before his brain catches up, and presses directly against you.
“fuck, hanbin, what are you doing? you scared me.” your eyes widened, realizing you managed to break your silent treatment so easily. you finally stand up, having found the pan you were looking for at that exact moment.
he smiles. “i’m thirsty. just grabbing a glass.” hanbin leans forward to open the cupboard. you were trapped between him and the counter, his already half hard cock slotting perfectly between your ass cheeks. “you know,” he accidentally rolls his hips against yours. “you make it hard to be upset.”
you gulp, body betraying you and reacting to his touch. it was pathetic just how quickly you could feel yourself getting worked up. “what…do you mean?” you tried to keep your tone firm, but failed.
he presses you further against the counter, arms caging you in now, glass of water and pan being long forgotten. his breath fans across your neck, lips so close yet so far from touching your skin. “you walk around here in these little flimsy dresses.” he grips the fabric with one hand, pulling it up to where it bunches at your hips. your dripping cunt now on display, wetting the front of his grey sweats with every push of the hips. “it’s like you want me to bend you over this counter and fuck it out of our systems.”
you moaned, grinding back against against him. “hanbin, please…”
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I feel like Hal is kind of nervous to be submissive? (Sorry this is kinda long erm..)
Idk, he kinda has the vibe of a guy who was like, SUPER repressed due to the guys he was friends with in college and highschool, like those annoying mfs who call everything gay or call guys simps in a genuinely derogatory way just for being nice to their gfs. I don’t think he acted like that but I def think it affected how he goes about sex in general because he has this idea that, as ‘the man’ in the relationship, he has to be dominant at all times. But he wants to be subby for you, he’s just afraid of being seen as less than for it.
I feel like the first time you peg him he’s practically sobbing, holding his legs up for you and wheezing for air because it feels so good, but he’s ashamed that he enjoys it so much. He’ll probably cum right then and there if you praise him, tell him how proud of him you are. Mommy may or may not be accidentally said just a few times. Just a few.
DONT EVER APOLOGIZE FOR AENDING ME LONG ASS SHIT OK I LOVE THAT WHNEJENS
ur so right ????? cries cries cries cries cries ?????
hal can’t help but feel kinda pathetic as he lays on his back, thick legs and ass lubed up and spread wide. he wrinkles his nose as he imagines what he must look like to you as you stand at the edge of the bed, fisting the pink plastic dildo strapped to your hips.
“hal,” you admonish, like you were reading his mind, “you’re not any less of a man because you like to get fucked in the ass by your girlfriend. say it.”
“baby,” he winces, blushing and hiding his face as the tip probes his tight ring of muscle, “don’t- mmhfm, don’t say it like that.”
“say it, hal.”
“i’m not- hngh,” he moans as you slowly drive your hips deeper into him, “i’m not any… less of a man ‘cuz i… mmmfffuck, mommy…”
“doin’ so good, baby. keep goin’,” you coo at him as you bottom out before giving his neglected cock a few lazy strokes.
“not any less of a man ‘cuz i like your dick in my ass, mommy,” he finally finishes, whining and moaning without restraint.
after you fuck him the first time he’ll be begging for it every two weeks or so, like clockwork. poor baby just wants a chance to let go and relax, let you do all the work.
KITTY IS MEOWING LMFAO I NEED HIM🥺😩😩
#— evie speaks#— evie’s boytoys !#hal jordan x reader#hal jordan x black!reader#hal jordan smut#hal jordan pls come fuck me#pls pls pls#um yes so#— evie dreams
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Drabbles.
Part two of this
TW/ CW: Smut, MDNI/ 18+, AFAB reader, masturbation, oral (f receiving), penetrative sex, degradation, creampie, no condom, dubcon. Not edited, not proofread, I’m still working on writing the actual sex parts lmfao.
NSFW under the cut
“Pathetic, you’re already dripping for me.”
The words make your cunt twitch. Geto keeps his eyes locked on yours, as he slowly brings his hand to your thighs, using his nails to trace upwards towards your dripping cunt. You inhale sharply, and buck your hips against nothing.
“Tch, such a needy slut.” The condescending tone still present in his voice. “Touch yourself for me.”
You flush again, and hesitate. The whole reason you’re even in this situation is because of masturbating while thinking of him, but to really do this in front of him?
Suddenly Geto rolls you onto your stomach, and before you even have a chance to react, he sends his palm flying to your ass.
SMACK!
You let out a pained cry.
“I told you not to make me repeat myself.” Geto drawls as his face palm crashes against your ass once more.
“Mmfh fuck, m’sorry, Suguru.”
He slaps your ass once more, before turning you on your back, again. This time you comply with what he says, doing something you’d only do in private. You stick one finger inside, gathering your juices and start to slowly rub your clit up and down. You close your eyes, trying to relax a bit, and forget that the man you’ve been fantasizing about for years is making you do this.
Geto starts to slowly rub your breasts, almost massaging them, before he starts to roll your nipple between his fingers. You let out a moan, and increase the pressure you’re putting on your clit. He switches things up, by taking one of your nipples in his mouth, licking it slowly, then biting it.
“Suguru, feels s’good.” You groan.
You start to feel that familiar sensation in your core, so you increase the pace of your fingers. Geto notices that you’re about to cum and grabs your wrist, pinning it at your side. Your eyes shoot open and you’re about to protest, when he finally touches you. A long, slender finger, slowly spreads your folds, before he pushes it into you and curls it upwards. Your free hand goes to cover your mouth, but Geto pins that worst as well.
“Are you afraid someone’s going to hear you?” He asks. “If they do, too bad, that’s what you get for being such a desperate, disgusting, whore.”
Your moans come out loudly, as Geto continues to finger you, and when he adds a second finger, you’re not even sure what you’re saying as you moan. You can feel a bit of resistance inside of your cunt. You were not a virgin, but since you joined his cult, you certainly hadn’t been fucking anyone.
You feel Geto’s breath on your clit, and he starts to lick your clit slowly, he’s let your wrists go, and you grab fistfuls of his hair, and your hips buck upwards to get just a bit more pressure. You look down at him, and oh the sight. He’s let his hair down and it hangs over his shoulders, one piece falling over his eye. He’s looking up at you, with his mouth suction cupped over your clit. He sucks on your nub, and that’s all it takes. Your orgasm rushes through your body, Geto doesn’t let up on your clit, pulling more and more pleasure from you. Your thighs squeeze around his head, you feel like you may pass out.
“Oh fuck! Suguru fuck you’re so good, fuck!” Your moans turn to babbles, and your orgasm intensifies until you’ve covered Geto’s face in your juices.
When he pulls away, he gets on top of you, positioning his dick at your entrance. He slowly pushes his head in and you don’t know if you can take him. He’s already stretching you out, and he’s barely even inside you. He pushes in a bit more, and you feel like you’re being torn in half. Tears well in your eyes.
“C-can’t take it.” You manage to squeak out.
Geto wraps his fingers around your throat, slightly choking you, before bottoming out. Pleasure and pain overwhelm you, and you see stars. He sets a slow pace, and the pain fades away, being replaced by solely pleasure. He lets go of your throat before, his lips envelop yours. The kiss is needy, passionate. His tongue shoving into your mouth, you suck on his tongue, earning you a moan in response. He bites on your lower lip and sucks on it before pulling away and focusing on fucking you.
You’re almost entranced by the scene before you. Geto’s chest has a sheen of sweat on it, and he’s watching himself fuck in and out of you. His features seem to be relaxed, and a blush is present on his cheeks.
He increases his pace, and starts toying with your clit again, and it’s not long before he’s ripping another orgasm from you, and you’re raking your nails down his chest, and screaming his name. Once your orgasm has subsided he slowly pulls out.
“Get on your knees and stick your ass up.” Geto instructs, and you do as he says.
He pushes into you again, and this time it’s pure pleasure. He thrusts into you, harder than before, and he pushes your head down into the mattress. This time he’s fucking you solely for his own pleasure. He rakes his nails down your back, drawing blood, and you groan in pleasure.
“F-fuck, that’s a good girl, being a perfect little fuck toy f’me.” Geto gasps. “ Y’gonna be my fuck toy from now on?”
“Y-yes! Use me like a toy Suguru, I want to be yours to do with as you please.”
Your words are all it takes to push him to his limits, and he fucks up into you, painting your walls with his thick cum. He pulls out quickly, and a mix of your juices comes out.
Geto grabs you by the hair, and shoves your face into the pile of fluids.
“Filthy monkey, clean up your mess.” He commands.
As you lick up the mess, you hear clothes rustling.
“Stay here until I come back. Looks like you have a new role to play.” Geto says to you, before grabbing your clothes, and walking out the door. You hear a click, as the door locks, and a smile slowly spreads on your face.
#geto smut#geto suguru#geto x reader#jjk geto#jjk smut#getou suguru x reader#jjk x reader#geto x you
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You talk so much fucking shit. I’d leak our DMs and see how pathetically desperate you got after a couple of chats.
yeah, you could, but then you’d also have to out yourself too, and I think you’re too much of a pussy to do that since you’re still hiding behind anon right now 🤣
if it’s even me in those DMs, that is, and not the catfish account that’s been going around and fucking with people that you likely got caught up with 💀
plus, if it were actually me, oh honey …… I detached LONG ago because you proved you weren’t shit, and proceeded to move on, lmao. I don’t stay hung up on the men on here, y’all are in everyone’s DMs and inboxes.
I wouldn’t stay pressed over a man that anyone can have for more than a day if messages went south, lmfao.
also, I could literally leak my entire DM list and I bet your ass wouldn’t be on it, lmao. but again, I’m not the one that’s bent out of shape over this, babe. you are.
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HIIII HI you know me by now hello hi anyway
I'm Mys (or Spring) I'm a silly little selfshipper and have been selfshipping for a very long time ever since I was little lmfao. Definitely in the single digits agewise.
Nsfw selfship posts will be on my untagged nsfw blog: @bleeding-divinity
My current f/os beneath the cut!
Keeping their selfship tag from main ofc
The D-Day Knight from the Monument Mythos!!
Hes like. So. So.... so... heeheehw <3333 I love hims so much. Powerful powerful man. God-like. The only man with free will. Yadda yadda.
Selfship tag: #we form a balance: night and day
John Gein from the Shoreside Mirages
Big.. strong... scary... he's an asshole but like what if.... what if he loved me... teehee. Former CNN reporter turned detective then fired for making a rude ass insensitive comment about his coworkers' deaths.
Shipping with him turned into more of a self-insert/oc ship w him! That self insert is named Dove.
Selfship tag: #the only one my arms will hold
Leland L. Also from the Shoreside Mirages
My pathetic meow meow boyfrjend.... lelang... he works as a lighthouse operator. Suffering from the Horrors. And depression. Me too bb. Transmasc icon.
I also ship Dove with him! She has a lil bit of an alt timeline going on so John's Dove is different from Leland's Dove.
Selfship tag: #we are alone and all we need
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