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arainbowmess · 1 year ago

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My mom's fav crow is kaz...

I'm scared.

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giddlygoat · 4 months ago

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my brother can make me laugh without moving at all. he can make me laugh on command, just by existing, and there is no physical tell or indication that it is about to happen. it’s like he can will me to laugh and i will. of course we’re not telepathic, but we do speak in unison sometimes. we improvise like no one’s business. we could fool anyone into believing we are psychically linked. when i try to explain it, i sound silly saying it out loud, but i really CAN tell what he’s thinking. we exchange so much information just with a look. he can make me cry laughing and he doesn’t even have to move

#i miss him so much i need him back i need him to live next to me again. i need to mooch off his wifi from my porch and invite him over #i miss him so much.#he’s only 2 minutes younger but he feels years younger. and yet i think we’re two halves of one soul #i’ve always babied him not even in a mean or diminishing way but i felt this need to protect him #because he tends to be so naive and so shy #but. i am so proud of him. i need to show him off to everyone and i need everyone to understand how funny and charming he is #it feels like i grew up and left him where he will remain 11 forever. i miss him more than moving back home can fix #i miss him in ways that have nothing to do with the distance between our locations #but. it would certainly help to be able to see him every day #i keep smelling the carpet in his room and it’s so vivid. i remember the countless hours we spent developing huge wood block cities #and we would drive hot wheels over the wooden raceways we had made. we were actually quite coordinated and autistic about it #we were always building things together #just recently me and him talked on the phone about an old mlp au we came up with. all original characters and shit #it was super extensive and very clever #i STILL think it would make a really cool book series or something #i remember watching him play army men RTS gamecube on the wii. i STILL listen to the soundtrack to that game like…. daily #i remember walking into my room once where he was watching a show. and he was crying #and he NEVER cries over tv #but he was crying because his favorite character had resigned from the organization that the series was based around #and he was so distraught that she was leaving.#i remember when all 3 of us slept in one room. i remember when me and him were in bunk beds across the room #and we would sneak out of bed right as the parents left and stayed up playing by the light of the nightlight #the way we raced back into bed when the parents were approaching 😭#my mom always says she’s sad that i seem to remember so little of my life. like every story of my youth is news to me lmao #but i feel like i remember the most important parts? i think so #i remember how mom woke me up in the night to ask me to roll over because my bro could see my face from where he was sleeping #and he was scared because there was a weird shadow cast on my face that made it look like a skull which was making it hard for him to sleep #it was. so funny. i begrudgingly rolled over #i don’t know. it’s just that there isn’t a single instance i bring up that my brother does not also remember.#no matter how tiny or specific. we shared everything growing up

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fairy-ganj-mother · 1 month ago

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managing your parents emotions is so exhausting

#eldest daughter #lol #my stepdad made me yell and cry and now i'm 16 years old again and scared and confused #he insulted me unprovoked publicly/on my front lawn and in onslaught and my mother did nothing to defend me #probably been happening my whole life and I haven't been able to figure it out until it was on my turf #yelled at me that i had no common sense and was stupid because i didn't put down grass seed #i have a degree in soil science and a fucking plan but he didn't want to hear any of that #just wanted to insult me loudly on my front lawn unprovoked after raking up all my leaves without being asked to #(i intended to mulch and leave them as ground cover... to protect the soil.........which he was yelling at me because the soil is uncovered #then he mowed the weeds down to the soil #and yelled at me that my bare soil was all going to blow away #BRO YOU MADE IT BARE #yelled 'it screams lack of common sense'#becuase I didn't plant grass FIRST THING when we moved in #our house wasn't livable INSIDE when we bought it and now it's great and we worked hard so we had other fucking priorities #also I seeded cover crop and it didn't germinate bc it needed more water than I could give it in CO #like grass lawn is the past and unsustainable and I'm not interested and I'm planning on seeding clover but not 2 days before the frost????#so annoying #and like he's still a parental figure right so that's like just an awful layer to have in this bc he's such an immature bully #and I forgot to have my trauma senses turned on to know his emotions before he does in my own home so he got me #didn't even get into the whole my moms lack of defense of me part #fuck this shit #t #at least ranting in my tags usually helps me stop crying

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panspy · 7 months ago

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hmmmmmm.................vent post under tags...... feel free to give advice or dont¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#i think this is an autism related thing #but i genuinely feel like i wasnt made right for the world we live in #like something is just missing from me that ive never seen ppl talk about #and i know this is going to sound entitled and privileged and i KNOW i know i promise and im so lucky i can even be thinking about this but #it feels weird to have the privilege to be scared #this is specifically in regards to working #like having a job. like going to work #i feel like im missing an extremely important part of my brain or my BEING that is capable ot going through the motions of participating #in society. i never felt that switch of wanting to get a job in high school to make money for myself and get that experience #i feel like there's something i MISSED where everyone took a class on how to apply and go to interviews and write resumes and not be scared #like i NEED to be walked through every SINGLE step because i dont know HOW #and i see my peers and the literal entire world around me participating in this atmosphere and i dont know where to start #im fucking twenty three years old and ive only ever been an intern and an assistant #not even a full year of working #i cant drive and i probably wont ever because thats a whole other can of worms #and that means i have to rely on other people to even get to wherever it was i needed to go #i feel like a fucking child because im missing this knowledge that everyone else seems to have #ive tried i really have but none of it seems simple and its all so much and there arent steps to follow #i mean there ARE but its like 1) look up job 2) apply 3) interview 4) yay you're employed #and im talking about each micro step inbetween #what am i missing #and then theres the fucking demand avoidance that slaps me across the face whenever my mom brings it up to me like i KNOW youre being #supportive and encouraging and its not your fault my brain turns off and decides im full of shame bc i cant CONFRONT ANYTHING #jesus christ #manf i know u can see this maybe dont bring it up to mom i can do that on my own maybe #i WANT to help i just want to help at my own pace but unfortunately the world isnt built around individual paces and nothing revolves #around me. i know this #i want to help my mom i want her to never be stressed about money and to retire and never work or help me pay my student loans but i #genuinely feel like theres a switch that never turned on in my head and im being left behind and i genuinely dont know how to. like be alive

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ploonets · 5 months ago

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man they really weren't kidding when they said the grief of late diagnosed autism hits hard oooh boy did it hit fucking hard today

#my evaluation isn't til February 🙃😵‍💫🥴#but my therapist and doctor are both like yep and my bf professionally works with autistic people and he's like you're super autistic dude #anyways super fun to find out that I'm literally blind to so many important parts of human nature and socialization #and by being blind to it I've also been completely blind to who knows how many times I've unintentionally hurt other people's feelings #I'm almost 27 and my bf is having to explain to me how to participate in a relationship #and it turns out not everyone is afraid and scared of everything all the time #and the grief of like I needed so much help and never got it #and looking back on my struggles and like fuck I needed accommodations #it's insane no one said anything about autism (to my face) until I met my bf #I've had at least 2 psyc evals in the past few years and also have seen several therapists and was in a whole therapy program #and like I had a LOT of the signs as a kid and even had to learn to hold my pencil #my sister and I suspect our parents were told but our mom has a big aversion to the autism word even tho my nephew is being assessed rn #and that kid is helllaaaa autistic #anyways ok thanks for reading love u bye

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toestalucia · 2 years ago

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wait i finished getting rdy for bed and rmbrd it again. but ive been thinking on & off for a while that orologia probably is the closest person grand be willing to consider a parent thats not their mom&dad. in those timelines (simulations....)

#stardust speaking !#i think about anni every now n then..................#points to the main quest line i always talk about #i want playable echidna anyway cuz grans alrdy so against rei mom-ing them #and echidna is like. THE mom. so id like to see those seasonals #that part of anni where captains like 'is this what it feels like to have a mom?' guhT_T #gbf needs to stop having 2 msq updates per year i start making up my own msq #and theres NO way theyre gonna give me mom in next update. but its too late for my mind. in my msq shes there #at this point im kinda too scared to receive a viola & byleistr sprite too. what if i hate the designs #maybe its better if they nvr get one

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ironmanstan · 2 years ago

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at this rate im gonna be on my 6 hour shift (two 3 hour lectures) on no sleep but thats ok i remembered to pack my lunch this time (^__^)b

#forgot my lunch at home after i put in the effort to pack it up and started crying at school 2 day ago b4 my mom texted me #n was like do u need me to buy u lunch again #so thats how im doing <- insane #i am actually doing better than i have been i think my meds finally calibrated to my brain again #performed mild system maintenance and updates (cleaned my room did my laundry)#also my computer scared the hell out of me bc it kept bluescreening. guess who on loop forgot to take it apart and clean it out !#for a year !#it was so dusty in there !#it took half an hour to clean all the parts !#now the fan makes no noise so like shes all better ^__^#just gotta get through monday <- i say this every week #i stay up till 7 doing a painting and i know my teacher is gonna give me like 70 on it but thats ok #the gamer speaks uwu

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trashyandtiredsol · 1 year ago

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The jist of my fainting experience in the tags here!! Long as hell

Feel free to tell me more about it

#the first one which was actually 2 was one right after the other #i was in the shower scrubbing my hair and was doing it a bit rough since I had major lice at the time (don't have it anymore thank god!!)#the water definitely was a bit on the to warm a little warmer than what I like #so as I'm doing that I fuckin fainted #hit the side of my neck on the faucet #it was kinda like I was dreaming during the fainting part #i don't remember falling at all and next thing I know im laying down in the shower #my mom asked if I was okay and I said I was then I finished up and stepped out of the shower #then I fuckin fainted again!!! my mom heard me fall again and came back in the bathroom #don't remember falling aljust remember next thing I know I was on the floor #mom called an ambulance and turnes out I scratched my back on a box that was next to the shower tub combo we had #it scarred and idk how the fuck I ended up hitting it since when I woke back up I was next to it not on my side and it wasn't knocked over #then a while after that was the next fainting time!!#so I hadn't eaten that day or drank anything cuz I was scared to go out of my room whenever my then father figure was around #he was a real fucking ass and greedy as shit for my mom's money since he gambled all his away #they fought a fuck ton #now my mom #brother #and i don't live there anymore and don't have any contact with him #yay!!!#anyway so I didn't eat or drink anything that day #so it was dinner time and my mom called me out of my room for dinner and I walked out waited for her to give me my plate #and so I was kinda walking around just moving around #then I started getting dizzy #told mom #then I was sat down at the table #my non bio brothers and bio brother were in there room eating or gaming #then my fingers cramped up MAJORLY #then I fainted then I woke up then I was moved to the couch and crying and I felt like I couldn't open my eyes and my fingers were still #cramped then the ambulance came and i was able to open my eyes on the way to hospital and my fingers weren't cramped anymore!!!

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bubbytheliverstealingskeleton · 2 months ago

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Congrats to me because I think I’ve single handedly made my anxiety worse in the past week alone

yeyy

#I #I fcuking hate this #please #I just need someone to lay on me and hug me #I’ve generally been kinda bad for like the last month or so in terms of general anxiety and I just #au #breaking my phone and possibly losing all my art + my moms car breaking + going back to school are fucking killing me rn #like oh god oh fuck I have to do this(school) for another year? and then another after that?!#horrible year I must say #this is the horrible evil year #also I have the curse of having my hardest fucking core classes this semester #math science and history also with creative writing for my one elective #i already want to cry and it’s litterally been only 2 days #I don’t even have like a part time job or anything im just fucking horrible at school #and my parents refuse the thought of either of their kids having any sort of mental health problems #I’ve known I’ve had some sort of anxiety thing since I was fucking 10 I’m not fucking shy dudes I’m fucking scared of people and it’s their #fucking fault #sorry #venting shit in tags imma leave now #I have to go cry #bastard can talk

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apathyfairy · 6 months ago

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the real question is why havent i killed myself yet

#what am i actually waiting for like not to be dramatic but things just keep getting fucking worse #now i think my cats tooth is bad so now i have to find a vet and knowing me and my pet luck theyll just be like oh ok. we’ll just kill her #instead like that’s what’s going to happen so my fault actually for getting so close to her after my dogs died so that’ll be really #fucking fun to go through again and i know i’m being dramatic and that most likely will not happen but it sure could happen again #then it’s been 2 and a half years now living in mental abuse hell with family and i’m not kidding when i say i’ve seen well over 100 #apartments and not one has worked out for one reason or another and part of me was scared to even go anywhere because this is exactly what #i was afraid of is something happening again to a pet and all of sudden you’re at the emergency vet at 2am #and they’re killing your dog and then you have to pay 1200 dollars for them to do it so i didn’t even #want to go anywhere anyway deep down and noe my worst fear came true so there’s that i mean i’m not #taking my cat to the emergency vet just the normal one but you know what i mean. or maybe you don’t hopefully you don’t #and so i’ll never get out of this house i’ll never have enough money to live comfortably or happily #i’ll never get over my last enough to move on and honestly the best thing i can do for myself and everyone around me is just sell all my #shit for money and then kill myself so at least my mom can have all that instead of having to deal with my shit so once again i truly truly #don’t know why i can’t just kill myself like why can’t i just do it

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hajimesh · 20 days ago

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kiss it better. gojo satoru

fluff. ₊˚⊹ ᰔ parents au, dad!gojo + mom!reader, slice of life, two unnamed sons aged 5 and 2, mentions of injury but nothing serious.

little sunshines au

parenthood with satoru is pretty easy—for the most part. even with two toddlers running all over the gojo estate, him behind their little heels, and being the reason for their squeals and giggles.

he's the playful and doting father, unless his wife's safety is compromised.

you couldn't erase the wide-eyed looks of your two sons from your mind. their usually cheeky grins pulled down into pouts as they sniffled.

"baby, talk to me. can you move your leg?"

their cries were cut off as satoru slammed the door of your bedroom in their scared little faces, hovering around you frantically after placing you down on the mattress, all while checking your injured leg.

"don't shut them off," you ignored his question and immediately tried to sit up, only to feel your knee throb in pain. but even with distress all over your face, you scolded your fretting husband. "they're scared, let them in."

so when the door opened and revealed their tearful eyes, the two boys quickly ran towards you, tiny arms wrapping tightly around you while hiding their faces in your neck.

"it's just an ouchie." the gentle words of reassurance from you quickly got their attention.

big, curious eyes stared at you as the sniffles subsided, satoru took this as an opportunity to wipe the snot from their faces.

your oldest was first to speak after his dad helped him blow his nose, "we can kiss it better."

with an eager nod and a wobbly pout, the youngest gojo agreed with his brother, looking adorably alike to his father.

satoru remained silent, feeling shame for how he had acted. in his defense, his heart dropped when he saw his dear wife fall to the ground with a scream of pain—all because of a lego.

the two boys kissed your cheeks and waited, watching for any signs of your ouchie being nursed back to health. so, with an exaggerated gasp, you brought them closer and squeezed them in your arms.

"oh my gosh, I'm healed! it doesn't hurt anymore!"

satoru found himself deflating against the wall, watching his little family fondly. he could see the purple bruise forming on your knee, and still, you showered your babies with kisses. his heart jumped when your hand reached out to his, calling him towards the family hug.

"I should've caught you."

the ghost of his lips against your neck felt soothing, the weight of the three gojo boys on top of yours a reminder of how fortunate your life is—to be blessed with a loving husband and two healthy sons.

with tender caresses to the back of his head, you hoped to ease your husband's guilt. "like I said, it's just an ouchie."

but when that didn't seem to work, his pouty lips turning into a frown, you turned to your sons.

"and my sweet babies already healed it. right, nuggets?"

"yes, mama." once again, your oldest was quick to reply, nodding vehemently at his sulking dad. "papa, we healed mama. okay?"

"ouchie, buh-bye!"

#₊˚ʚ 🌱 little sunshines au #𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾ ‧₊˚☁️ skye #sunny skies #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x you #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk fanfic #jjk fluff #jjk x you #gojo fluff #gojo satoru x you #dividers: anitalenia / chulumitos

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fatoompie · 1 year ago

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omg

#i was telling my mom about the marks i got back so far and how i almost cried when i got my eng marks bc it wasnt what i wanted #and she's like “ur gonna say im preaching now but i want you ppl to study more about your religion”#like how do i tell her that's the last thing i want to do ever #and that if i ever did it would be just be so have i facts to back me up if i ever fought w them about religion #like i seriously don't think im muslim at all besides culturally #and all things considered i dont want to be or dont care #only reason im still muslim in name is 1) i live here still #2) culturally im muslim and thats the only word i can think of to describe myself sometimes #3) there's still a part of me scared of giving up that final bit of religious connection in case hell is real #and everytime i think of fact 3 it makes my blood boil bc a religion shouldn't be built off fear #and for me and many other ppl #thats what it's like

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sirompp · 2 years ago

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i am constantly absolutely terrified ill wake up one morning to one million trillion notes and asks all screaming at me cause i fucked up and reblogged something stupid or said something wrong

#i think this is mostly because this Did happen to me once but i was in school and then my phone died right after i saw it was happening #and i couldnt contact my mom and i still had like. 2 hours left of school and then i had a panic attack #it turned out there was only like 3 people mad at me (?i think. cant remember cause it was stressful and i tend to forget stressful things)#but still it was A Thing #i am so so scaed all the time #like a scared animal. who is afraid #worst part about this is that it is a rational fear. this can and does happen all the time to people

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outoftheseine · 17 days ago

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- SPENCER REID FIC RECS 2 -

he is so pretty i want to cry | note: please be aware of the authors’ warnings before reading. fics include canon tw’s like: violence, death, grief, blood. some fics have 18+ content so minors please DNI.

part 1 | main masterlist

SERIES - MULTI-CHAPTERS

use somebody | part 2 • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @reidmania (sunshine!reader, fluff, pining, slight angst)

sharpest tool • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @reidmania (fluff, angst +18 but not smut, hurt/comfort, miscommunication)

wanted: a gentleman | lips of a gentleman | if you love me right • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @gghostwriter (very fluffy)

make you feel my love | turning tables • spencer reid x bau!fem!reader

↳ by @reidmarieprentiss (hostage situation, angst, rejection, comfort)

just friends! | what a coincidence! • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @tangledinlove (childhood best friends to lovers, fluff)

never forget a face | late-night talking • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @forhappysake (grumpy x sunshine, comfort, a little suggestive, age-gap)

not our scene | part 2 • spencer reid x fem!shy!reader

↳ by @kisses4reid (fake dating, both spencer and reader are shy, fluff)

him • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @godsfavdarling (anxious!reader, hurt/comfort, fluff)

ONE-SHOTS - BLURBS - HC'S

the one with the bra • boyfriend!spencer reid x reader

↳ by @daydreamingqueen1 (fluff, little suggestive)

recharging • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @railingsofsorrow (dad!spencer, fluff, hurt/comfort)

better than revenge • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @avis-writeshq (best friends to lovers, mutual pining, fluff, slowburn, happy ending)

i'll hold your weight when you can't • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @shewroteaworld (sunshine!reader, fluff, comfort)

everytime we touch • spencer reid x gn!reader

↳ by @idmakeitbehave (5+1, fluff)

the playground • dad!spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @whiskeyghoul (very fluffy)

misletoe • spencer reid x gn!reader

↳ by @reiding-writing (flufff)

i wish i knew you wanted me • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @irndad (angst, rejection, spencer’s addiction, jealous!spencer)

yours • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @aliteralsemicolon (smut, fluff, a little angst and i think this is idiots in love?)

twenty questions • spencer reid x bau!gn!reader

↳ by @viaisms (fluff)

an “i love you” that isn’t words • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @mcondance (fluff, very domestic)

between heart beats • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @vee6lolz (angst)

not enough • spencer reid x bau!fem!reader

↳ by @g0dlyunsub (angst but also fluff, hurt/comfort)

the whole world • dad!spencer reid x mom!fem!reader

↳ by @spencereid-reads (very fluffy)

i’d give you my sunshine, give you my best • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @mwahmimi (veryy fluffy)

bundle of nerves • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @gghostwriter (fluff, fainting)

down the fire escape and into my heart • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @justawhitebloodcell01 (meet cute, fluff)

call your mom • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @railingsofsorrow (exes to lovers, hurt/comfort)

amorphous • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @pathologicalreid (fluff)

your beauty never scared me • spencer reid x bau!fem!reader

↳ by @auroralwriting (fluff, comfort)

all of the books beside your bed • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @tlou-reid (very fluffy)

cherry picking • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @certaimromance (mentions of sex, miscommunication, fluff)

period disturb • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @vanteguccir (fluff, comfort)

innocent love • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @cookiescribble (smut, fluff, both spencer and reader are virgin)

north star • spencer reid x uni student!reader

↳ by @parfaitblogs (post prison spencer, trauma, nightmares, hurt/comfort)

i keep you clean; you surrounded me • husband!spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @nereidprinc3ss (spencer’s addiction, comfort)

dearest friend • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @endearng (idiots in love, jealous!spencer, fluff, a little angst)

the bolter; cannibal• spencer reid x bau!fem!reader

↳ by @ophelia-is-complex (angst, comfort)

opposite • spencer reid x bau!reader

↳ by @reidsbabyhoney (angst, a little fluff)

why didn’t you tell me? • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @unequivocallyreid (smut, angst with happy ending)

heavenly • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @dudeitiskarev (post prison spencer, age-gap, smut, fluff, so so good)

stolen glances • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @justawhitebloodcell01 (fluff)

last, last time • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @sweatervest-obsessed (angst, breakup, kidnapping, tw: dv)

federal beach investigation • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @reidmarieprentiss (fluff)

the prodigy path • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @imagining-in-the-margins (comfort, a little angst, dad!spencer)

two pair • spencer reid x reader

↳ by @unlosts (sososo sweet spencer, fluff)

what do we do now? • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @anniebeemine (unplanned pregnancy, fluff)

light as a feather • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @unseededtoast (fluff, general cm stuff, comfort)

one bright morning • spencer reid x fem!reader

↳ by @unseededtoast (angst, trauma, blood, comfort, lightly suggestive)

#criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x gn!reader #spencer reid x reader fluff #spencer reid x reader angst #spencer reid x reader smut #spencer reid fic recs #fic recs #fic recommendation

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lowkeyremi · 4 months ago

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𝐃𝐀𝐃 ?!

pairing: aizawa x fem!reader note: thanks to @violetraccoon04 and @hiqhkey for giving me the inspiration to write this!! Part 3 of dating the teacher series ! (Pt 1 and pt 2) summary: class 2a has always wondered if their stoic teacher has a partner… huh.. the more you know! (This is set post war so class 1a are now second years.) content: fluff, crack, teasing, just class a being sillies. wc: 1.5k

Your favorite people in the whole world are soon to leave for school, one a teacher one a student. You check over both of them. From what you can see Denki has his backpack, his training bag, his lunch (which he complains about packing because he wants to eat at the cafeteria every single day) and his hero gear.

Shota on the other has all of his lesson planning things, his eyepatch on his face, a protein shake, coffee, lots of coffee and his scarf around his neck.

You look at them expectantly, but before you could say anything Shota beats you to it, “you sure you’re okay taking Eri in today?”

“Babe, I promise you it’s no big deal. Her school isn’t far from my workplace.” His eyes soften and he gives you the kiss that he gives you every time he has to leave. Of course the romantic moment is ruined by your son, “could you guys swap saliva some other time? yuck.”

Both you and Shota turn to glare at the high schooler and he just smirks accordingly.

“I’ll see you Friday, sweet boy. Stay out of trouble. Sho, you’ll be back before midnight right? Or do you have to patrol?” He smiles at you which puts your mind at ease. Even though the war has been over for a couple of months now, you still feel paranoid watching your son and husband leave out into danger.

“I’m patrolling until 10:30 so I’m pretty sure I’ll be back before midnight.” You let out a sigh of relief.

U.A. has let up on their strict policy of students being in the dorms at all times, and has allowed them to visit their families on the weekend, which is why you get to see Denki every weekend before he has to return to the dorms for the week.

“Is your laundry clean?”

“Yes, mom.”

“You’ve turned in all your assignments, right?”

“Yesssss, mom.”

“And you still have allowance to buy food if you nee-”

“He’s got everything, darling. Try not to worry too much.” You kiss Shota again, tension leaving your body.

“Okay. I’ll see you guys later. I love you both, stay safe.”

“Love you too mom!”

“We’ll be safe, bye baby.”

Denki had stopped by his dorm before heading to his home room… which also happened to be his first period class… and the man teaching the class is his stepdad.

The young boy was told by both you and Aizawa that their marriage was no secret and he could tell his friends if he pleased.

And yes, he had planned to.. awhile ago, but he’s just embarrassed sometimes. Not by you! Or Aizawa. He already considers the man his father, it’s just, what would his friends think? He knows most will probably be kind about it considering Aizawa is their teacher.

But he’s still scared of being ridiculed for such a thing. He lets those thoughts disappear as soon as he walks through the classroom door.

The first thing he does is go and bother Shinso. He had been trying to make the boy his friend but he is very closed off and hard for even Denki to talk to.

They’ve made progress though, mainly because Aizawa talked about how he’s trained the boy a few times.

“Hey Shinsoooo, wanna get lunch together later? Today’s lunch is always the best!”

“Don’t you always bring your own lunch on mondays?” Denki smiles, “yeah but you could always give me a little bit of yours and I’ll trade you some of mine! My mom’ll never find out.”

“Yeah no, I’m good.”

“Come on man!!! Please!!!” Before Shinso can deny him again Mina makes her way over to Denki and places her hand on his shoulder.

“Denki! How was your weekend? Do anything fun?” The boy stops himself from saying that he and Aizawa went shopping together to find you a birthday gift.

“Nahhh you know me, video games for life!” Mina rolls her eyes playfully.

“Alright, you know the deal, in your seats.” Aizawa mumbles out to the class.

Nobody wastes time finding their seats.

“I know you guys would rather work together or something but I’m gonna be lecturing today.” A couple of groans and sighs leave the lips of various 2-A students. Aizawa’s posture straightens and his look is deadly. Everyone else straightens up, but Denki has to keep himself from laughing.

He can’t take Aizawa seriously when he makes such sickeningly sweet faces to you at home.

“Would you like to share what’s so funny, Kaminari?” Your last name had been Kaminari before you got married. You gave your son the option to keep your maiden name or go with Aizawa and he chose your maiden name. He said that he didn’t want to get married one day and not have his own last name, whatever that meant.

“Uh, no sir.” He responds straightening his face.

“Now, if any of you have a problem with me lecturing you can go out in the hall and read the whole textbook.” Nobody makes a sound and for good reason, that textbook is thicker than a dictionary.

“As I thought. Now onto the lecture.”

Denki had been falling asleep during the lecture so half way through, in his sleepy state he raises his hand, “Hey, dad?”

The blond feels the class’s eyes on him and gets scared that he’d accidentally exposed himself which he did but that’s not why his friends are staring. They just find the slip up funny, they don’t know Aizawa is really his stepdad.

“DID YOU JUST CALL HIM DAD? WHAT AN IDIOT.” Bakugo snorts loudly.

Denki’s face reddens and he covers it up in embarrassment.

“Looks like someone was takin’ a snooze.” Sero says with a chuckle.

“Oh come on guys, be nice. I’m sure we’ve all slipped up and called our teacher dad/mom before!” Uraraka says trying to calm down the laughter.

“Is it strange that I have never called a teacher mother or father before?” Todoroki asks suddenly feeling like an outcast. Midoriya tries to explain to him that he is in fact normal and not an outcast.

“Settle down. It was an honest mistake and I don’t blame him. I’m technically his father.” That gains the class’s attention.

Denki squeaks out a noise of embarrassment.

Aizawa immediately understands the situation his eyes widening a little in both shock and amusement, “you haven’t told them yet?”

Denki uncovers his face, “I was going to eventually…!”

“Tell us what?!” Kirishima asks excitedly.

“I am Denki’s stepfather. His mother and I are married.” It’s silent for a second but of course Mineta breaks the silence.

“Wait does that like mean you get good grades, cuz they bang each other?”

“THEY’RE MARRIED. M A R R I E D. NOT CASUAL!!!” Denki explains his face as red as a tomato.

“That still stands, your mom is married to your teacher, you can benefit from that!! Aizawa sensei, since we’re Denki’s friends can we get good grades too?!” Mina asks excitedly.

“That’s enough, nobody’s getting any special treatment. If anything Denki has to work 10x harder, because I’m around to watch him do his homework.” Half the class responds with “aw” or “aw man.”

“And mineta,” he stiffens at his name being called.

“I will not hesitate to send you out for inappropriate comments, do you understand?”

“Yes sir.”

“Pay up I was right!” Jiro of all people says.

“HUH?” Denki asks in shock.

“Well, we were betting on sensei’s relationship status. “Is he in a relationship or not?” was the question we’ve all been asking. Everyone was saying no, but I noticed that necklace he wears. It has a ring on it.” Jiro explains.

Sero and Bakugo both groan taking money out of their pockets. Uraraka holds out her hand too, they also owe her for being right.

Aizawa had always kept his necklace with his wedding ring tucked into his shirt so he had no idea how Jiro caught that.

“Oh crap that means I owe money too!! I made a bet saying he was married to present mic!” Mina sighs digging in her bag for her clutch purse.

“I prefer my wife over Mic any day.” Aizawa confirms. (In another life he would so marry him.)

“You guys don’t think it’s weird? That like- he’s my stepdad?”

“Uh, not really. I mean the only thing that matters is that you and your mom are happy.”

Denki realizes then and there he had no reason to be scared, his friends didn’t seem to mind all that much that Aizawa was his stepdad.

But from time to time when he hung out with them one would ask, “you think you can get on Aizawa sensei’s good side so _________”

This was so silly and fun to write. I had a sudden burst of inspiration 🫶🏾

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Mmfhhh butcher ghost..

Part 2

He's big, he's scary, his apron is covered in blood. You just walked in and are immediately stunned by the look of him. He's wearing a mask, which you figure is to stop blood from getting into his mouth or nose, but something about him tells you he wouldn't mind it either way.

He's pretty focused on a bloody cut of steak at the moment, his knife slicing through with such ease and precision. The air smells of blood, leaving a tangy taste in your mouth, which is already dry from seeing him.

It's a good 30 seconds before he even sees you, his gaze trailing up to the counter, which he seemed to have completely forgotten about. He walks up, pulling off the bloody gloves he had on, throwing them into the trashcan.

That's when you see his fingers, scarred, worn, thick. You try not to stare, knowing that's rude and all. Normally you'd be fine, you're not small, you're not intimidated easily, but he's just so.. intriguing.

He's the first to pipe up, throwing out a gruff, "What can I help ya with?" He figures you're scared. The people that come in are always scared if they aren't used to him.

He watches you snap back to his eyes, your lips slightly parted in what he thought could only be fear, or awe. If he was being honest, he did like a woman who wouldn't break when he played rough. But he was supposed to be a professional, not a pervert.

You quickly snapped out of it. Pulling out your phone, being glad you had something else to look at other then his deep brown eyes. Like molasses. Focusing on the list on your phone, you quickly sputtered out your order, "Oh! I uh, I need two chickens.."

He hummed in acknowledgement, moving towards the display of packaged meat. He pulls out two chickens, the best of the bunch he had. He figured someone cute like you should have them. He placed them on the counter, near the register.

He cleared his throat and spoke again, "So, got any plans for the poor creatures?" He was hoping maybe he could prolong the conversation as much as he could. He wasn't sure if you were a local, and you were easy on the eyes, who could blame him?

You started to pull out your wallet and paused. Surprised a guy like him was talkative, you weren't complaining though. Not when his voice sounds like that.

"Oh, yeah. I'm going to my parents house for dinner tonight. My mom loves my chicken spadini"

"Well atleast they're going to a good cause. Maybe you could...bring me some."

It's been a long time since he had a meal cooked by another person, and if it was good enough for your mom, it would be good enough for him.

"I mean..yeah sure! There's always left overs and..well I like cooking for other people sometimes.."

It was hard to tell if he was being flirty, or if he genuinely wanted to try your cooking. He was just so deadpan.

He figured he should probably ring you up, not wanting to be even more forward then he was. He didn't wanna scare you off.

"That's gonna be 25.68"

"But it says-"

"It's a discount. I am getting free food after all"

You opened your mouth again to argue but, he seemed so stern about it. The 5 dollar discount was nice, but seemed a bit much just for chicken spadini. You figured it wasn't worth the trouble. You payed and took the sack, the two cold chickens weighing down the plastic bag.

He then handed you your receipt. You didn't think much of it, just stuffing it in with the chickens.

"Thank you, ..?"

You looked at his name tag. Simon

"Thank you, Simon"

"No problem. You be careful."

He was glad he was wearing the mask, otherwise you might've seen the slight red in his cheeks as you called him by his name. Something about the way your lips moved to form the words. Something about your voice

Then you waved goodbye, and out the door you went. He was a bit disappointed to see you leave. You walking out the door seeming to happen so quickly. He just hoped he hadn't scared you. But seeing your ass took his mind off the fear for a moment.

You hopped into your car, ready to drive to your parents, when curiosity got the better of you. Looking into the bag and checking the receipt. Seeing a phone number in your area code. Guess he was flirting.

Authors note: butcher ghost has been one of my favorite brainworms since I've gotten into the cod fandom. I think I have a type. I also don't know who originally made the butcher ghost au?? I know in lore he was a butchers apprentice before he enrolled in the army, so it maybe it wasn't made by a specific person. But yeah, thank you for reading, bye!!!!

#plus size reader #tall reader #simon ghost riley #butcher!simon #cod x reader #chubby reader #simon riley x reader

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