#parsnip

[captainfantasticalright]

Sir Terry Pratchett: on writing Good Omens with Neil Gaiman

I love the whole interview but this little snippet most of all:

Terry: “You can usually bet, and I’m sure Neil Gaiman would say the same thing, that, uh, if I go into a bookstore to do a signing and someone presents me with three books, the chances are that one of them is going to be a very battered copy of Good Omens; and it will smell as if it’s been dropped in parsnip soup or something in and it’s gone fluffy and crinkly around the edges and they’ll admit that it’s the fourth copy they’ve bought”.

You can never own enough Good Omens copies.

[twigsyy]

parsnip

[daily-deliciousness]

Chicken pot roast

[irlmumrik]

what they call their parents

[fattributes]

Creamy Garlic Tahini Sauce with Root Vegetable Fries

[fumguss]

no context just parsnip valk. valksnip if you will

[skullamity]

Hey who wants to see pics of my garbage idiot cat children?

Unexpectedly photogenic Parsnip (black long hair) and Ham (grey tabby shorthair with white bib and boots) cuddling at the top of the cat tree where they DEFINITELY both fit, don't question it:

Immediate top ten anime betrayal moment:

Dusty (grey and peach torbie short hair) and Parsnip chilling in a window together even though she find his deaf ass The Most Annoying:

All three of them are goblins, but for completely different reasons and in completely different ways. They're all super cute, though, so everybody should look at them right now!

If anyone has questions about what it's like to live with a young deaf cat (as opposed to an old cat that has gone deaf), feel free to ask and I will be glad to answer, but otherwise I'm not typing up an essay.

Bonus:

an extremely cryptid photo of Parsnip mid-stretch that reminds me of

[thebestbatz]

Brian hurt his feelies 💔💔

[dearlystars]

brian pasternack has rizz so deep in the negatives that it somehow manages to wrap back around to somehow someway ungodly mountains of the stuff. he falls flat on his face trying to get into the elevator and half the office that's still coherent enough to think has the "ohhh i can't not fuck him" panel from neil cicierega's hit comic ariel needs legs flash in their mind so fast and repetitively that at least two of them might enter an epileptic episode because of it

[classicintp]

[thomas--bombadil]

A Great Spangled Fritillary finds nectar of parsnip flower to be delicious.

But don't touch it yourself. It can burn you like bleach. 

It is one of the worst plants to come into contact with in the Midwest, as summer reaches its Zenith. 

[marmosetpaw]

[fitforestfairy]

Home cooked lentil, parsnip and spinach curry 🍛

[irlmumrik]

HOW HAVE I NOT POSTED THIS WHAT

[bmure]

drawings of dogs what I have done, part two

Otterhound, Eurasier, Silken Windhound, Saluki, Shetland Sheepdog, Australian Shepherd, Great Dane (ft. Parsnip), Belgian Shepherd Malinois, Staffordshire Bull Terrier

[movedtolullabunnyyy]

More stupid ass Parsnip shitposts