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..... hypothetically. Could the curse in Beauty and the Beast work with platonic love? Or familial love between a father and a son or a nother and a daughter?
Take Tony and Peter. Father-son relationship, right?
What if Tony never loved anyone after his parents? Sure he appreciates his servants, but does he really love them? No. He doesn't have any friends in this AU, so no platonic love.
And then he meets Peter, a teenager who wanders off into the woods and gets trapped in this castle and Tony gets furious because it's his private area. But then he sees Peter's doe eyes and breaks a little bit. After spending some time with the kid and getting to know him, Tony just adopts Peter. He is Tony's son now. And Tony realizes he can love. It just wasn't in a way he expected. Tony thought he'd have to find romantic love and it crushed him because he's pushed away everyone he ever cared about, refusing to admit his feelings for them (because there's probably an element of being aware of your own love) and thinks no one can love him.
Then Peter comes along and finds out that Tony is a softie and fills the gap that his parents and various caretakers created over the years and starts to look up to and love Tony as a father figure. And the spell breaks. Because Tony learned how to love, and the curse never specified what kind of love it was.
#not starker#parent tony stark#tony stark and peter parker#father son relationship#beauty and the beast#but different#platonic love#family love#ideas#fic ideas#ideas for future references
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My favorite thing about Tumblr polls is that I can use them to quell my internal debating by putting the majority of my decision-making process on literally anyone else.
I've started a Bio Dad AU that involves a good bit of backstory and a lot of twisty turns that have required me to do a lot of plotting. It's getting really convoluted at this point, and I'm thinking I would really like to make it a No Powers AU as well. But I also feel bad about leaving out the powers (Even though I ADORE reading No Power AUs!)
Anyway...
their* >> tumblr won't let me edit the poll
#irondad and spiderson#no powers would be easier...#but like- I don't want to disapoint anyone#i am a habitual people pleaser#it's a problem I have#writing decisions#24 hour poll#peter parker#tony stark#marvel#spider-man#iron man#mcu#writing#my writing#irondad#no power au#bio dad au#parent tony stark
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Someone pls give me Tony adopts deaged Gamora and Nebula. I need it desperately
#fic request#marvel fanfiction#tony stark#parent tony stark#deaged au#gamora#nebula#tony would be such a could daddy to gamora and nebula#tony is a great dad#marvel fanfic idea
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Summary:
Basically what the title says.
The Avengers are back from a mission but instead of going to rest, they need to debrief with Fury. Unluckily for Tony, Peter's adrenaline crash won't let him stay awake for much longer. Double unluckily for Tony, Peter wants to prove everyone wrong and stay awake for more than 20 minutes. Will he do it?
Written for @comfortember 2022!
#marvel mcu#irondad#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#tony stark#fluff#comfortember 2022#Comfort no hurt#no angst#tired peter parker#parent tony stark#I'm bad at summaries but I didn't want to spoil much of it
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My first fanfic. Quality wasn't 100% but it still holds a place in my heart ♥️
Name Calling (Mobile Masterlist)
COMPLETED
FANDOM - MARVEL MCU
PAIRING - BUCKY X READER (female reader, no physical descriptions)
WARNINGS - ALL OF THEM, SMUT, VIOLENCE ANGST
DESCRIPTION -
Vernichtung - Destruction, Annhialation.
It was what you were named and what you were supposed to be but the only thing you wanted to destroy was Bucky Barnes.
The ongoing and bloody war of words between you and Bucky turns in your favor when a disgruntled one night stand of his lets slip a secret when you run into her in the elevator… Now you have all the ammunition you need to destroy your enemy but you don’t plan on killing him quickly. Oh no, Bucky Barnes was going to suffer and you were going to enjoy every second. You just didn’t count on enjoying it quite so much.
But when your past catches up to you in the form of the mad scientist who made you, Bucky might be one of the only things that can save you from yourself. You can’t run from what you are but with his help, you can fight back.
Current Word Count - 131,583
1. Chapter One - Cereal Killer
2. Chapter Two - Game Changer
3. Chapter Three - Vernichtung
4. Chapter Four - Murder On The Dance Floor
5. Chapter Five - The Dating Game
6. Chapter Six -Mrs Captain Spandex
7. Chapter Seven - Fight or Flight
8. Chapter Eight - Introduction To Fatherhood
9. Chapter Nine - Mission Control
10. Chapter Ten - The Lies We Tell
11. Chapter Eleven - Coffee Ransom
12. Chapter Twelve - Blue Moon
13. Chapter Thirteen - The Best Laid Plans
14. Chapter Fourteen - Safe As Houses
15. Chapter Fifteen - Free As A Bird
16. Chapter Sixteen - The Circle Of Life
17. Chapter Seventeen - Puzzle Pieces
18. Chapter Eighteen - The Way She Makes Me Feel
19. Chapter Nineteen - Fury’s Shadow
20. Chapter Twenty - Obstacles
21. Chapter Twenty-One - A Kitten In A Birds Nest
22. Chapter Twenty-Two - First Day On The Farm
23. Chapter Twenty Three - Revelations
24. Chapter Twenty Four - Around The Campfire
25. Chapter Twenty-Five - Trending
26. Chapter Twenty-Six - The Cat’s Out Of The Bag
27.Chapter Twenty Seven - Daddypool and Princess Peach
28. Chapter Twenty Eight - An Old Friend
29. Chapter Twenty Nine - Iron Dad In Law
30. Chapter Thirty - The Beast Within
31. Chapter Thirty-One - Roses And Thorns
32. Chapter Thirty-Two - Let Sleeping Soldiers Lie
33. Chapter Thirty-Three - Capture The Cat
34. Chapter Thirty-Four - Starkcation
35. Chapter Thirty-Five - Education
36. Chapter Thirty-Six - Health Benefits
37. Chapter Thirty-Seven - Sign On The Dotted Line
38. Chapter Thirty-Eight - Wilson Squared
39. Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Reintroduction To Fatherhood
40. Chapter Forty - Growth
41. Chapter Forty-One - Mischief Managed
42. Chapter Forty-Two - The Truth Hurts
43. Chapter Forty-Three - Run Away
44. Chapter Forty-four - Making Love On The Mountain
45. Chapter Forty-Five - Soldier Of Death
46. Chapter Forty-Six - Out Of The Woods
47. Chapter Forty-Seven -The Doctor Will See You Now
48. Chapter Forty-Eight - The Final Chapter
49. Chapter Forty-Nine - Epilogue
#bucky x reader#bucky barnes x reader#winter soldier x reader#bucky smut#Bucky Barnes#stark reader#dad tony stark#adopted reader#parent tony stark#tony stark#tony stark x reader#avengers x reader#platonic avengers#steve rogers x reader#Steve Rogers#sam wilson x reader#sam wilson#natasha x reader#natasha romanov#wanda x reader#wanda maximoff#clint x reader#clint barton#bruce x reader#bruce banner#vision x reader#vision#peter parker x reader#peter parker#scott lang x reader
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tony ignoring peter for morgan makes me sob but its like a wound i keep picking. Like i need to read more.
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Tony arguing with Peter
Tony: I told you to stay put! What did you do? Not stay put!
Peter: I had to save those lives Mr stark! They were in danger! A building was falling on them!
Tony: that doesn't mean you fling yourself under said building nearly crushing your body! You could've died!
Steve: son, if I may just add-
Peter and tony: STAY OUT OF THIS STAR SPANGLED MAN!
Steve: woah.
#tony stark#spiderman#peter parker#iron man#mcu marvel avengers#irondad and spider son#irondad and spiderson#irondad things#irondad#iron dad#steven grant rogers#peter doesnt like getting yelled at but no way in HELL is he getting parented by anyone else
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every single day i'm thinking about that article from the apogee awards slideshow where a 16 year old tony's been "quietly" building dum-e "in a dark corner" of the lab and he's like "it's fun to build something new! i have lots of ideas for changing everyday life. i wanted to win, so i did!" and then half the article is like actually about his dad and comparing him to his dad and just. assumes tony will probably switch from robots to building weapons and it's like. just let him build robots actually. leave him alone i'm so upset
#HE'S JUST QUIETLY BUILDING HIS LITTLE ROBOT FRIEND AND IT'S LIKE AH YES THE SON OF HOWARD STARK WEAPONMAN#HE WILL SURELY MAKE WEAPONS AS WELL. i hate everything i'm fine#kayvswords#like i just wonder. if his parent's hadn't died. what tony would have ended up doing#probably a lot of the types of side projects he managed to sneak through i.e. all those breakthroughs military funding honey#but it just makes me sad :(
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause that’s how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#it’s just his ghost half that hasn’t aged#Danny’s having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tony’s DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what he’s saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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Irondad fic ideas #154
CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk
Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.
When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.
It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.
The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.
Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.
He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.
This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.
This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.
#sing it with me: codependency irl is bad but reading it in fic heals me on fundamental levels#give me separation anxiety peter! fiercely protective suddenly-a-parent tony!#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#btw sorry this is so gruesome y'all#cw: violence#idk is that the right tag?#just this image of peter being the only one of a whole group to survive wouldn't leave my brain#then him imprinting on his rescuer instantly#how tony might struggle with emotional vulnerability normally but wouldn't hesitate to comfort this child#iron dad and spider son#peter parker#tony stark#also imagine the moment a few months in when peter finally asks tony to be his dad#tony (crying): sure I can do that#imagine a moment where tony tells peter about his own time being kidnapped#imagine what would happen if the kidnappers (let's say hydra) CAME BACK#queueueueue#see announcements
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thinkin ab an au where tony goes back in time to ~2008 to fix shit and recruit as many heroes as possible before thanos becomes a problem but he fucking forgets peter is basically a goddamn baby. may is under the guise peter won some competition or smth and the award is a play date kiddie “internship”/class for adolescent nerds with potential.
tony has no clue how peter got his powers so now he’s just trying to keep him safe with or without the arachnid alter-ego. peter probably ends up at the Avengers ER-med bay after the bite and tony and may freak the fuck out. pepper also becomes Mom Mode as well for this silly little boy genius
tony: i’m putting a team together, cap. you want in?
steve: why not? tho,, i do have one question…
tony: what is it.
steve: who the hell is that child?
tony: …
steve: …
~11 y/o peter: *playing with lab tech/machinery semi-unsupervised* :D!
tony: none of your fu- flocking business now where’s your shield i have some upgrades for you idiot we’re low on time
#tony stark#peter parker#mcu au#spider man#iron man#iron dad and spider son#younger peter parker#kid peter parker#co parenting more like tri parenting sufhdjskdjsnka#marvel cinematic universe#time travel
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Febuwhump day 22: "You weren't supposed to be there"/Alt -- CPR
Title: ghostbusters rescues
Words: 886
Summary: Tony Stark has a heart attack during an event. Peter performs CPR with the help of a mysterious stranger.
I'm not slowly loosing my mind, you are
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Tonight was about Peter. Midtown's AcaDeca team won Nationals -- Peter answered the tiebreaker questions and Tony couldn't be more proud of his son. As a reward, Tony decided to invite the winning team, their parents, and the AcaDeca teacher (a Mr. Harris) to a celebratory dinner at Stark Industries. Completely free of charge and serving only the best for his son and his friends. Because this was Peter's night, not Tony, and he wanted to be there for his son, not complaining about how he could barely breathe through the tightness in his chest that felt like a panic attack but wasn't and how hard it was to even stay upright with how light headed he was. He didn't, he just grinned and bore it because this was Peter's night. Not Tony's.
But then Peter had noticed how pale and clammy he was and asked if he was alright.
"I'm fine Pete. I'm just tired." Peter didn't look like he believed Tony. "Hey, how about a toast?" Tony asked, trying not to grimace as pain blossomed in his chest. He knew pain was never a good sign, but he only had an hour or so left of the dinner. Everything was fine.
Tony grabbed his glass and heaved himself up, gathering everyone's attention as he did so. "First, I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight to celebrate our AcaDeca national winners!" The crowd cheered. "Second, I'd like to make a toast. A toast to every one of yo-" Tony trailed off as the pain grew. He tried to continue, trying to ignore the concerned gazes of his audience. "of--"
His glass was shattered on the floor, non-alcoholic apple cider pooling on the floor. Tony gasped, clutching at his chest as the pain peaked. He seemed to choke before suddenly, he was sliding to the ground, his world growing dark as he gasped for air he could not have.
Peter was above him, shouting his name. JARVIS was saying something, people were yelling. The last thing Tony remembered was Peter shaking him, telling him to stay awake.
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Peter watched his dad fall in slow motion.
He was on his feet in an instant, numb to the world as he called out, shaking his dad, telling him to stay awake. Please.
His dad’s eyes slipped closed and his face went slack, head lolling to the side. Peter didn’t think he’d ever forget the image of his dad lying there, unmoving. He wasn’t even breathing .
“Wong, call 9-1-1!” Someone shouted and suddenly, Peter was back in the real world. Everyone was yelling, someone was crying. A tall man with kind blue eyes and dark brown hair knelt besides Peter. A shaking hand reached out and touched Tony’s neck.
“Don’t–”
The man didn’t look up. “He hasn’t got a pulse…'' There was a brief moment of hesitation before the man was barking orders. “Does anyone know CPR?”
No one responded, or no one was able. The man said something under his breath as he turned to Peter.
“What’s your name?” He asked.
“P-peter. Peter Stark.” There was a flash of recognition in the man’s face but he didn’t comment on it.
“Okay, Peter. I’m going to need you to perform CPR. I’ll lead you through it until the ambulance arrives.”
Peter swallowed, shoved his panic down deep inside of him, and nodded. “Good boy. Tilt his head back to open his airway.” Peter did and almost like magic, the CPR course he had taken in 7th grade came rushing back to him.
His dad wasn’t breathing. That was a problem. He also had no pulse. That was the second problem. Peter tried not to focus on the fact that his dad was dead as he laced his hands together and threw his body weight into chest compressions. Up and down, up and down, beating his dad’s heart for him.
The man kept whispering encouragement in his ear. Peter felt stronger with this man by his side, a burst of energy flowing through him with every word the man uttered, numbing the aching in his hands that appeared not a minute into CPR.
The ambulance arrived and an EMT took over chest compressions for a few minutes before shocking Tony’s body. His back arched and an EMT pressed their fingers to his neck. “We’ve got a pulse!”
Peter nearly sobbed in relief. He turned to find the man, but he was gone.
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Tony went into the hospital nearly dead and came out a few days later without any complications. Peter was just glad his dad was alive. But when Tony tried to find the strange man, he was nowhere.
No one matching his description had ever even set foot in the tower. Everyone who witnessed it said that Peter was working alone. They all had the same story: he fell to his knees next to Tony, talked to himself for a few seconds, and started chest compressions. No one knew who had called the ambulance.
It remained a mystery. Until four months later, when one Doctor Stephen Strange appeared at the monthly Avengers meeting, representing the alliance between the Avengers and Kamar-Taj.
Peter nearly choked on his chocolate milk.
Ao3
#stephen strange#doctor stephen strange#wong#febuwhump#febuwhump 2024#tony stark#peter parker#parent tony stark#cpr#heart attack#whoo#it took forever#im sorry#idk what other tags to add
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I've been saying this for years but I've finally found the funniest way to say it, in the MCU Tony Stark isn't so much Peter Parker's father figure as he is his deadbeat dad figure. Like Tony shows up once a year to take Peter to a baseball game kinda vibe. Tony in homecoming is like hey kid I know I haven't seen or spoken to you in months but I bought you something and that's basically the same as emotional support. Tony taking Peter to Germany in civil war is like when your deadbeat dad tells your mom you're having father-son time but he's really just taking you to his guys' poker night and trying to get you to cheat for him. When Tony says you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it, it's like when your dad says if you're not going to follow my rules in my house you can leave, I put a roof over our heads what else could you possibly want from me. Tony mourning Peter after infinity war and calling him his kid is like when your dad only wants to hang out with you after he's lost custody. Like well and truly deadbeat behavior no wonder the fanon is like that
#posted this on tiktok was asked to put it here#and like tony even has a secret kid in another state too#and like hey i get it tony also had a deadbeat dad i can't expect much from him#but i just never really saw the mentorship#the narrative certainly told us it was happening but it never showed it effectively#like giving the kid things is not the same as guiding them#the tracker in the suit is like when your parents secretly install a tracking app like cool now I don't trust you#marvel#mcu#spiderman#peter parker#mcu peter parker#iron dad#iron man#tony stark#mcu tony stark
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What if Peter learned about Harley's existence through a phone call Tony answered in front of him? Excerpt from my Irondad longfic that serves as an adorable stand-alone of Harley-Tony goodness!
Wordcount: 887
* Peter and Tony were discussing something, when Tony's phone rang and he asked Peter if he minded answering. Peter said it was fine. He didn't regret it. *
“After a whole week of dodging my calls, sending me texts with barely-readable Gen Z slang and abbreviations, I'm borderline worried—nevertheless, happy to finally hear your voice, terrorist,” Tony sent into the phone, causing Peter to look up at him with surprised and confused eyes.
“You know what? I’m just gonna say this, and you make what you want out of it… Black bears simply aren’t eating enough people.”
Closing his eyes and letting out a breath through his nose, Tony prayed for strength and sanity, while Peter couldn’t help but snicker at the words his super hearing easily caught. He watched his mentor waiting for his answer, curiosity peaked.
“What did you do, Harley?”
“I mean… I know Rosehill is a town and all, but, dude! Climate change! Shouldn’t they, like, come down from the mountains and look for food and stuff in towns? Desperately rummaging through trash, finding nothing but our civilization's gloriously gross junk food - that even a hungry black bear wouldn’t touch - and then randomly eating a passerby?”
Peter snorted, trying to keep his amused vocalizations at the random tirade quiet, causing Tony to shake his head in terrified resignation at the inevitability of these two eventually meeting each other.
“And when I say randomly, I may or may not mean my English teacher,” Harley continued.
“What have I told you about applying yourself, Harley?” Tony asked, his resigned tone gaining an edge.
“Something that directly contradicts what you've told me about wasting my potential on frivolous things that won't matter in my future.”
“You see, Harley... The English language we're all jabbering away in, especially in those fancy colleges you're drooling over, doesn't fall into the category of frivolous things that won't matter for your future,” Tony stated.
“It's freaking Shakespeare, mech’!” Harley's voice was a whine now. “The man was crazy! A donkey-headed guy getting it on with fairy queens… I mean, come on!”
Biting his lower lip in an effort to keep himself from laughing, Tony took a deep breath, avoiding eye contact entirely with Peter, who was chuckling and shamelessly listening in to the conversation.
"Harley, we've had this chat before. You can't just bail on everything you don't like. You can’t expect you'll just breeze through school without breaking a sweat. You think MIT or Columbia will roll out the red carpet for you if you flunk everything except math, chem, and science?"
“I already got the lecture from Ava, man. Give me a break, here.”
“I'll give you a break when you give me one, terrorist. But until then, park yourself and hit the books. It's not rocket science; we're talking about fairy tales and donkey-faced characters here. If you can crack quadratic equations without even bothering with homework, I'm pretty sure you can handle Shakespeare.”
“That's torture!”
“No, Hamlet is torture. And you know what else will be torture? Whatever your mom and I come up with if you don’t start putting in some serious effort! You got a week to start straightening things out, Harl, or Ava and I will straighten you out instead. Capiche?”
“But wouldn’t it be a lot more cost-effective if you called school -all Tony Stark and shit - and demanded that I be excused from Shakespeare altogether? Oh, I know! We can make it a religious thing… Like studying Shakespeare goes against my religious dogma! That’s dope! They won’t be able to fight that if it comes from you…”
"Alright, kid, first things first: lay off the Red Bull. Second, if you put half as much effort into hitting the books as you do trying to wriggle out of this, we wouldn't even be having this chat. There's no shortcut around it. Buckle down and get to work."
“So that’s a no to my against-my-religion master plan?”
“That’s a no!”
“I hate you more than Shakespeare hated sanity,” came the resigned answer from the other line.
“Study, donkey-head,” Tony emphasized with a roll of his eyes before hanging up.
“I knew you had a kid hidden somewhere,” Peter said with a smirk.
Letting out a snort, Tony shook his head. "Harley isn't my kid, Pete. We bumped into each other a few years ago, and we've stayed in touch since then."
“That sounded like more than just staying in touch,” Peter commented, eyeing the man. “That’s how you roast me, too."
"Smooth talk, as always, Pete," Tony smirked. "I do lend a hand with Harley, but it's a bit of a different ball game. He's down in Tennessee, so it's more of a long-distance gig. The universe is not done testing me, though, and you two will get to meet. He spends some of his school breaks and a couple of weeks in summer here.”
“So you just habitually collect kids to part-time parent?” Peter asked with a small smile and a raised eyebrow.
Tony gaped at Peter as the kid’s deadpan statement registered. “I… don't have a retort to that.
#irondad#irondad and spiderson#mcu fanfiction#harley keener#tony stark#mcu incorrect quotes#fanfiction#mcu fandom#iron dad#peter parker#humour#spiderson#Harley Keener hates Shakespeare#Tony Stark habitually collects kids to part-time parent
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Here's my work for the Friendly Neighborhood Exchange Challenge for @official-wayward-keener!
#irondad and spiderson#irondad fanfiction#iron dad#spiderson#iron man#spider man#peter parker#tony stark#parent tony stark
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I told my parents today about captain marvels alcoholism and how iron man is her sponsor. my dad thought it was cool and my mom thought it was amazing. both of my parents are sober now but drinking did use to be a problem (my dad has been sober for more than a decade and my mom almost a year and i’m so proud of them). my mom was kinda fangirling because she knew i really like captain marvel and she loves iron man. she told her friends and they also thought it was cool. i just love marvel acknowledging alcohol and the struggles of both men and women. another reason why representation matters :)
#marvel#the marvels#captain marvel#carol danvers#ms marvel#iron man#tony stark#alcoholism#alcoholic parents#alcohol#alcoholic family#representation#representation matters#marvel comics#i hope they adapt carols alcoholism in the mcu#i feel like women’s alcoholism isn’t talked about or shown in media as much as men#or maybe i just don’t watch a lot of movies
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