#parent quackity

[hatzuikhaz-art]

He likes to be tall :3

[spatziline]

Wilbur and Quackity being the greatest parents. Philza knows best though

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: So let me ask you guys something– if, let's say, if one day God came to you and said, "You have to take care of a kid, right now," would you guys be good at it?

Felps, Pac, and Mike:

Thank you to @xurviving once again for double-checking my translations + transcript for this clip!

[ Full Transcript & Translation ↓ ]

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Quackity: So let me ask you guys something– if, let's say, if one day God came to you and said, "You have to take care of a kid, right now," would you guys be good at it?

Mike: No.

Cellbit: Ah, yes, for sure, for sure.

Felps: I am sure I don't know.

Pac: No.

Quackity: [Laughing] No? Ok. Ok, ok, but... uh–

Cellbit: [Quietly] Yes, yes.

Felps: [Looking at what Cellbit said] What is this? What is this, Cellbit???

Cellbit: Calm down, hey- no– it was the subtitles! I said yes– I said yes! The subtitles- the subtitles betrayed me!

Pac: [Overlapping, amused] What is this, Cellbit?

Felps: What is thisss?

[Translator's note: I think all 3 of them are muttering iterations of "What is this?" and laughing]

Cellbit: Ah, I said– I said yes. Yes, I'm a great dad, I have four dogs– four animals.

Quackity: Ok, oh you–

Felps: I take care of myself more or less still, so I dunno.

Quackity: Really? Do you guys have kids in real life?

Felps: No.

Mike: Yeah, two.

Pac: Nope.

Quackity: Yeah? Ok. Ok, ok, perfect, perfect.

Mike: I have two kids, one that's 14–

Quackity: Ok, you guys won't have an issue, you guys won't have an issue with that.

Cellbit: Yeah, we have to take care of chat, right? Yeah, we have to take care of chat, that's almost like a child on it's own.

Felps: Ah, if it was like just one kid, right Cellbit–

Cellbit: Damn yeah, for the love of God–

[mmyashas]

feliz cumpleaños, pepito!

[cupidl0vesy0u]

Chat am I cooking?

Tommy’s design by @3emlekop (pls tell me if you don’t wanna be tagged!)

@offtherailsraccoon and tagging I bcs ur cool >:3 and I think you would like this!

[sootsz]

half of the original egg parent duos have met their Federation Assigned parenting partner this year im so <3

[pusangkambing]

They're off to go play!

Consider reblogging and not just liking ty ^-^

[shikai-the-storyteller]

AWH... I'm skipping through Roier's QSMP Day 1 VOD because I'm looking for a specific thing, and I just noticed that when Jaiden stands in front of the group to do her introduction and her mic isn't working, Mariana laughs (not in a mean way, I laughed too) and Roier immediately smacks him and tells him off for laughing.

[Timestamp ~36m 50s, volume warning for Quackity's awful mic]

It's such a little thing, but I think it's really sweet in retrospect, especially considering how Roier and Jaiden have become such good friends in recent weeks :')

[ahalliance]

wilbur remembers quackity from the dsmp, “a past life”, and quackity doesn’t recognise wilbur at all IM CHEWING AT THE WALLSSSSS

[arcadianico]

phil and missa : we have raised a warrior

quackity: you fucked up a perfectly good egg is what you did. look at it, it’s got a saviour complex

[drxbloom]

Imagine being tilin and having the most parents (one of them being the creator of the smp) in the smp yet still being the most neglected egg and now your being "adopted" by a parent who's parental tactics was at first putting their child in a cage.

[boncottontail]

MEUS PAIS MEUS PAIS (+Q being jealous /j)

[artemis-moon101]

Oop!! Sorry for bothering but I stumbled on your art request post and I wanted to ask if it would be okay if I request tallulah and tilin from qsmp together?? /nf you dont have to do it if you dont want to ^^ I hope you are okay sorry for bothering!

oh dear anon, if somebody asks for art requests then you are not a bother for requesting! your okay man, dw. I get anxious when sending asks too lmao

[kadextra]

still thinking about q!quackity’s hell nightmare shadow creature jumpscare dead tilin “it’s all your fault” guilt tripping twisted creepy paintings stream earlier, it was insane. gotta rewatch that

[hey-i-am-trying]

Okay, now with Pac being being kidnapped to Purgatory 2 Bagi said she will go after Tubbo

Forever is dying

Cellbit is still missing

Mike is on a coma

Felps is in anever around

Roier is god knows where, probably kidnapped too

Quackity is in hell And I can just think about this conversation between Bagi and Richas "Bagi: I know you like to be crazy and a dreamer. But it has been a long time since you started to play with your own life. And it has been a short time since we met, it has been too much for this small amount of time

Richas: Mom, you only live once. Imagine I go missing again? Or you all? We try to enjoy (life).

Bagi: Here it is. I found the source of the problem. Richarlyson, we are not going anywhere. You are afraid of losing the ones you love. You need to talk about your feelings.

[…]

Richas: I was also not going anywhere. But last time, we did(ended up missing) anyway kkkk

Bagi: I know you want to live all days like they are your last ones. But the problem is that they are actually going to be the last ones if you keep acting this way. But we can talk later, in a more private way, about this delicate topic.

Richas(about the last days' comment): And everything is alright, isn't it?"

[cateyeswrites]

Parent Trap (tnt Duo version)

OKAY like I have not been able to stop thinking about a parent trap AU for tnt duo but with a twist!

like imagine Tilin and Tallulah meet at a camp and they don't necessarily look similar but they share a lot of similar traits and have things in common in their little 6-year-old mind)

• They both have just one dad

• They have the same birthday

• They both have an uncle with a T at the beggening of their names

• They both know all of the eggs in the camp and their parents

• Their dads leave them with their relatives all the time

Tilin and Tallulah have half a picture of the most special person to their parents whom they have talked about to them, the kids. A picture that when it's put together is an image of Wilbur and Quackity dancing together at their wedding. Kids being kids start spinning this tale that they are sisters after finding out the most special person whom their own dad has talked about is each other's parent.

When it is time to pick up the kids from camp;

Tilin and Tallulah lock themselves in a closet until their parents personally come and get them themsleves.

Quackity and Wilbur arrive and see each other for the first time in eight years since they got divorced.

and for some reason their kids now think they are twins.

which couldn't be farther from the truth and now they are demanding they all spend time together as a family.