#parasocial relationships are a bitch

[yearningsaphic]

Realizing Pedro Pascal won’t ever see your heartfelt paragraph long message to him on Instagram, much less reply to it ​and you won’t ever meet him

[piece-of-mined]

I’m happy for him but I’m wondering why I’ve never been able to meet irl people online I find cute 😔

King and Queen find each other, we're gonna be OK

[popgirlshowdown]

ohhhhh my god you hate taylor swift? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we tell kim kardashian?!?!?

[mothcpu]

BLACKLISTED!

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Every time I make a Pro-Palestine post, I get sent death threats and hate mail by alt-right Zionists. As does anyone brave enough to speak out on the genocide that’s currently unfolding. Yet y’all want me to have sympathy for Taylor Swift because she would be risking her “safety” if she spoke out on “political” matters??? Y’all are so out of touch with reality it’s sickening.

Take a minute out of your insular lives to check out the college students risking their education and their safety to protest genocide. Or the long list of celebrities such as SZA, Hozier and The Weeknd who have shown solidarity with the Palestinian cause. Or the millions of people all across the world who show solidarity through protesting, donating or posting.

Please, stop telling me you’re worried for a billionaire’s safety. Specifically a billionaire who used to speak out on issues because she wanted to be “on the right side of history” but abandoned that rhetoric once she rose to the top of the charts again.

[mylifesjustacarousel]

hey descendants fans on tiktok who love to make silly little comments (i know you’re here too), let’s NOT assume people’s sexualities! unless they specifically say what they identify as, it is truly none of our business! we do not know these people personally, so let’s not go and make assumptions.

okay, i love you guys. but stop that.

[shitswiftiessay]

I find the way swifties call taylor “mother” to be extremely cult-like and creepy.

[macbethz]

Good omens fans are so beyond the pale of normal fan interaction. Do you see how no one else is behaving like this

[hellacioushag]

so chappell is literally assaulted and her family is doxxed and yet people still think her establishing boundaries with 'fans' is ungrateful behavior? i need y'all to be so fucking serious right now.

[sleepwalk-living]

me: i hate self insert and y/n fics so much- they're too intimate for a parasocial relationship and cross too many boundaries. SO cringey and kinda gross.

niall: im making fun of my fans for partaking in fanfiction by reading this self insert fic for cringe and comedic purposes.

me:

[domwitch]

Is there something that we can call you that’s both respectful to you and dominating to us? Witch? Masterspellcaster? Lol idk

You can call me domwitch or sol, cuz sol is my name. I don't know who any of you are so I can't really consent to dominating you, so it feels like you're being overfamiliar when you refer to me with some kind of title. People aren't entitled to my dominance, just like how they aren't entitled to your submission. I'm totally down with people sharing fantasies or responding to my posts, but it sucks to be treated like a kink dispenser.

[newwavesylviaplath]

i wanna watch adult world but i have a visceral reaction everytime i see evan peters and emma roberts together on screen acting all couple-y.

[cowardlycowboys]

shes so funny

[masked-disciple]

Me: puts out three (3) neopets emails asking to trade items for my faerie xweetok

Me: There's no outbox on neopets, so if I want to remember in the morning who I offered what, I will write this down in notepad and keep it on my second monitor.

Me: I will not use my built-in sticky notes app, because currently my sticky notes are a mess.

Barok van Zieks shimeji, who can't interact with sticky notes but can absolutely interact with notepad: Hey, can I throw this off your screen?

Me, dragging his ass away and launching him across my monitor so he can see how it feels: NO THE FUCK YOU MAY NOT.

[hydrogenperoxdie]

I saw that poll where people decides on which bb guy would give the best head and my first thought was "alfred should win i mean just look at that guy" but the longer i stared at the poll the more it started to make sense to me why alfred was lacking in votes . maybe theres something special about receiving head from a delusional and insane frequent church goer to me ? It may not be the best but its unforgettable #yapping

[evnne]