#paranormal memes

[deviantplum]

Halloween Hack: Summon a poltergeist for the most authentic haunted house in town! The neighbors (who survive) will be so impressed!

[magick-memes]

[selenekallanwriter]

Person: What's your book about?

Writers:

I'm both somehow 🙃

[leophnyx]

[aetherean-alchemist]

QSMP 3AM CHALLENGE GONE WRONG

OMG SUPER HAUNTED

NOT CLICKBAIT (BLOOD SACRIFICE) (CUCURUCHO SPOTTED???)

[fuluv]

bunch of zagan stuff i realized i never posted here, most of them from drawpiles

[ua-memes-poorly-translated]

Taras Shevchenko looks at you like... like as best as he can

[Image ID: An old format black box meme, featuring a photo of an embroidery portraying Ukrainian poet and artist Taras Shevchenko. Something is wrong with that embroidery. The eyes of a legendary poet: two burning white circles, staring at you from the black void of the sockets. Eyebrows: there are no eyebrows. His mouth is open in a silent scream, but there's only emptiness behind his lips. The embroidery's haunted. Probably, by the spirit of Taras Shevchenko himself. And he has a hangover. The text at the bottom reads: "Taras Shevchenko looks at you like... like as best as he can." /End ID]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

THE BAU CONDUCTING A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION

(GIF by @sculien)

SPENCER: Spends the entire time debunking the concept of ghosts with physics and explaining the neuroscience of ‘afterlife experiences’, but jumps at every single floorboard creak.

MORGAN: Hiding behind doors and jumping out at Spencer. Screams like a little girl when Spencer inevitably returns the favour. Keeps telling the ghosts he’s going to fight them.

ELLE: Keeps disappearing from the group and then rematerializing with no explanation, claiming she’s “been standing here the whole time.”

PENELOPE: Is panicking both internally and externally, flapping her hands and squealing at everything that moves. Has brought a bunch of ghost hunting gadgets; spirit box, EMF meter, Thermal camera, digital voice recorder.

JJ: Telling Morgan ghost stories and trying to crunch as quietly as she can on Cheetos as they listen to the spirit box.

EMILY: Is doing an Ouija board by herself in the parlour. When she finally decides to explore, her torch runs out of batteries, but she doesn’t care and continues through the creepy house in the pitch black whistling Rolling Stones songs to herself. Does a little dance in front of the thermal cameras Penelope set up.

HOTCH: “Reid’s right. Ghost’s aren’t real and this is a waste of time. Enough playing around, the victim’s body is still outside.”

EMILY: “Wait, this is a crime scene? I thought it was just a family outing.”

ROSSI: “No, Emily, that’s what pasta night is for.”

Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios!

[poppy5991]

Dabi: I found someone I hate more than my family.

Toga: Really, who?

Skeptic, over the intercom: Hey daddy’s boy, come warm up my fucking coffee

[deviantplum]

Paranormal Social Media Site that connects Forest Witches and Fae to parents who wanna trade their first born for stuff. Gonna call it Twitter, since the name is available and already synonymous with making terrible deals.

[magick-memes]

[selenekallanwriter]

Me, reviewing the half-assed outline I wrote a while ago for my next WIP:

[mikaikaika]

Jeffrey : What kind of doctor even are you?

Benito :

[lazulidrawzalot]

[brendanthebomber]

Norma my beloved

[yoursghouly]